Brad and Schuldich decided to forego the map, as it seemed to be directly linked with finding princesses.

"Mwaha! We're in the middle of the forest... no princess would reside here." Brad cackled happily, when he stumbled upon a clearing.

And what was in the middle of the clearing?

A glass coffin with a princess in it, of course! There were also a bunch of midgets around here.

They enclosed Brad and Schu in a circle, and introduced themselves as Stabby, Genki, Vengeful, All My Girlfriends Die, My Brother Killed Me, Golfclub-Man, and Psycho. And they weren't midgets, they were DWARVES.

"CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED!!!!!" Brad yelled irritably. He look at the princess, who was apparently named "Snow Goggle-Boy."

"... That's a man." Brad said bluntly. "They're all men, Braddie." Schuldich replied. Brad glared at the glass coffin, while all the dwarves glared at him angrily. Especially Vengeful. Vengeful is scary. "I'm not kissing a man." Brad glared. "Fine. Be that way. Let the midgets maim us and we'll all die and stuff." Schuldich glared. "Sounds good." Brad said. Schuldich grumbled. "Then how are we going to get out of here?" Schuldich whispered. Brad thought for a second, drew a blank, so he just tossed the brussel sprout into the group of dwarves. Who all screamed and hid behind trees and stuff.

Then Princess Snow Goggle-Boy woke up!

"My hero!" Snow Goggle-Boy exclaimed. Brad screamed, and started to run when Snow Goggle-Boy latched onto his leg. Brad attempted to kick him off, while Schuldich watched in mild amusement. "Y'know Brad.. he's kinda hot too..." Schuldich said. Brad glared at him. "What? He IS." Schuldich pouted. "MY HERO! YOU SAVED ME!" Goggle-Boy exclaimed. "GET IT OFF!" Brad cried, beating him with the brussel sprout. The author magically appeared out of nowhere.

"Bradley... you don't beat princesses with vegetables." Verie said. "Who says?" Brad asked. "I do. Now put the brussel sprout down." Verie said in a threatening manner. Brad sighed and tossed the brussel sprout in the direction of Psycho, who screamed and hid again. "Snow Goggle-Boy, get off the prince." Verie ordered, and Goggle-Boy obliged. "Is this scene done yet?" He asked. "Yes... Brad ruined it. AGAIN." Verie glared at Brad, who shrugged. "Sweet." Ken said, walking off-screen, and disappearing. "Wait! Where'd he go?" Brad demanded. "Off-stage." Verie answered. "What?!" Brad demanded, attempting to follow Goggle-Boy, but only walking deeper into the forest. "Only paid employees can go off-stage." Verie said. "PAID?! THEY'RE GETTING PAID FOR THIS?!" Brad exclaimed. "Jah, you didn' know that, Brad?" Schuldich asked. "Wait.. you're getting paid too?!" Brad demanded. "Jah." Schu answered. Brad twitched. "Ok, now you two have fun and go off and attempt not to mess up anymore takes.. or else I'll maim you both." Verie said, giving Brad a pair of toe-socks, and disappearing. "I hate you all." Brad glowered.

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~cough~ You say that like it's a bad thing, Nags. ^_~ Face it, I'm a negative influence on you. Soon you'll be wearing suits and drinking coffee and nagging your family to buy you stocks. It's all part of my master plan. ~cackles evilly~ .. And stuff. Don't make fun of my annoying habits, or I'll make Nagi cross-dress (... wait... ~sweatdrop~ ok, he'll cross-dress more than already planned ;_;') I also find it entertaining that you submitted that review at the exact same time as I uploaded the next chapter. So then I had to upload this chapter, for no apparent reason. .. And such. (mwahaha, yes, I'm doing this to annoy you, Nags. ~cackle~)

Also, someone suggest some fairytales and stuff with princes... I'm running out ;_;' mostly since I only have Disney movies... I've got Aladdin, Cinderella and Beauty and the Beast left. ~cries~ I need more! ... ~sniffle~ So yes, donate to the "make this fic longer" charity, and receive more chapters ^_^; Nags, you said you had a lot of Disney movies, right? .. Don't happen to know any with princes in them, do you? ~sweatdrop~ .. Now, I must brainstorm on another chapter.. that will have to do with toe-socks ;_;' scheisse.

Also, Nagi, I blame you for the fact that I'm not getting my story for English done >.; and I was almost to the part with you, too! So.. um.. grr! ... And Sephiroth turned into a duck. ... I am entertained ^_^; And now, I'm going to finally shut up! YAY! ~gets hit in the face with a tomato~ .. that was uncool man, uncool >.;