Zzzzz. Huh? what? Why? No not the mushrooms! Oh right its you. Why d'ya get
me out of suspended animation. Oh no not THIS time again you mean I have to
write another chapter. Curses. Ahh well est get it over with. Yawn. O.k.
Right if you are some weirdo who likes to read the second chapter of a book
before the first, or if you have been living under a stone whilst reading
the first chapter and your memory has somehow been depleted then here's
what's going on in the story so far: Some of the characters have received a
letter. There reactions are as follows:
Peach : Wondered if it was a trick from Bowser and gave it to Mario to open. Mario destroys the letter but Peach sticks it back together again. She runs off in girlish excitement after having read it.
Mario : After wondering why peach has not fallen for his charm he receives a letter. He destroys it. Enough said. He tries to stick it together again but ends up stuck to the floor with the letter attached to his moustache.
Luigi : Frees his brother from the glue vortex he has entangled himself in. He receives a letter which he reads and then forces Mario to read by placing him in a headlock.
Zelda/Sheik : Annoyed by the boyish goings on in her castle she beats up Link, Ganondorf and Young link before receiving a letter.
Link : After recovering from Zelda's beating becomes paranoid about evil and destroys the castle door and finds a letter in the wreckage.
Link Junior : After recovering prepares to warp to the lost woods but instead notices a letter buried in the wreckage of the door.
Ganondorf : After recovering sends a memo to himself to destroy link using fire proof ants notices a letter and commands it to sing out its message to him.
Bowser : After suffering goomba servant difficulty discovers a letter, reads it then eats it. Yes envelope and all.
This concludes our characters so far, now onto the legal rubbish: I do not own anything at all in SSBM or any other Nintendo characters. However I do bear a strange resemblance to one of their characters, so, on with the story.
Chapter 2 : Pointless goings on in various places involving Philosophy, Rodents and Microphones A.k.a. :A sequence of out of the ordinary events.
Our story begins high on a mountain peak. The snow capped peak which seemed impossible to reach ho any humanoid creature, but. what is this? It looks like some sort of creature, No wait? Two of them???. Could it be? Yes I think it is, That's right it is. Yes: Some mountain goats. Zoom down the mountains slopes some two thousand meters. Yes this is the ice climbers attempting to climb an ice wall for the twenty eighth time.
*****
"Nevah" said Poco "In the field of human conquest, shall we give in to the Germans,. I-I mean mountain.
Nana sighed.
"For the last time you are not Winston Churchill" she groaned.
"Not in this life no," He said "But in a previous life I was."
His sister thought for a while then at last came up with an idea to shut him up.
"Lets climb the mountain." She said
He stopped making peace signs at an invisible crowd.
"O.k. then" he said.
Again came the great scaling of the ice wall, or should that be failing of the ice wall?
He muttered something
"What as that?" said his sister
"I have a dream." said Poco
"Not again" she groaned
A few minutes elapsed by. Then He started singing.
".Climb every mountain higher, reach for the stars, and when that rainbow's."
"Shut up" screamed Nana "You can't have been all the S-club 7 members."
Another pause, then:
"For Mother Russia" he shrieked (N.b. no offence if you are Russian)
Nana could stand it no longer. She threw herself off the edge of the cliff, Suffered a drop of 10 feet then landed. Poco fell on top of her.
"Oh dear, failed again" said Poco cheerily
"@¤//+?" muttered his sister.
"Still" He said "Lets try again"
then came the inevitable:
His voice went Harsh and grim:
"We're going over the top."
*****
Nana was bored.
Her brother was slowly going up the mountain as she was pulled slowly upwards by the rope around her waist. Her brother could think of no other mountainous quotes and therefore had started on a totally unrelated topic;
"Hoots mon loook oout ets the monsterrr froom the Loch" he failed to say Scottishly.
Suddenly the rope became taut. Poco looked down at his sister She stood nonchalant and firmly embedded in the rock.
"Why do we do this?" she said
"Do what?" came the reply
"Climb mountains?"
"Because they're there"
"But why do we waste our energy scaling rock faces when we could act like any normal people and stay at home during heave blizzards?"
"Aha, because it entertains the watchers."
"But how can climbing the same god forsaken rock infinite times just in different colours entertain anyone."
"I honestly don't know" he confessed"
"Games are nothing more than an unoriginal idea, in which the plot lines are copied from another idea and altered slightly so they appear different just to create a small laugh."
She was drowned out by a loud whistling sound. A meteorite descended from the sky and hit Poco, he was then decapitated by a sheet of ice and pecked by a swarm of geese. Then a 23 tonne weight dropped on him. His anorak was stained with blood which made it appear orange.
"Oh my God" said Nana "You killed Poco" "Nevah fear" said Poco's disembodied head. "This is a game, just take me to the nearest save point and I will recover."
"O-o.k." She said
"Excellent" said the head grinning madly.
She sighed again. Then something caught her eye. On top of a snowdrift there were two letters. She dug them out and read one and gave the other to the head.
"Hmm" She said
"Hmm" Said the head
Everyone stared expectantly at the body waiting for it to say something. But it refused to.
*****
Somewhere in a large town, most probably somewhere in Japan an assortment of small yellow rodents, A pink blob, A large purple .thing and a small schoolboy were generally causing mayhem.
A slightly larger than small rodent hared along into a clump of bushes. A few seconds later it leaped out at an innocent passer by and bit him in the leg. The remarks which followed will not be revealed here. Partially because they are in Japanese and partially because I could not give them here in English without making the story R rated. The man after howling at his pain for some time removed the offending object from his leg with great difficulty and slowly squeezed it between his hands. The yellow mouse grinned wickedly at him.
The electric volts coming from the man could me seen in a twenty mile radius.
It was not long before the whatever police are called in Japanese appeared. They searched around for a while before noticing the rodent.
"We have found a. some sort of mouse"Said a police officer into his walkie- talkie.
"Pika-pika- chu" said the so called mouse innocently at last revealing it's true identity.
"It's-it talks???"
The police held a hurried conversation in whispers:
"Maybe its a mutant from the power plant" "Maybe?"
"Or could it be some sort of living toy" "I dunno" "I say we kill it" "Nah" "I agree its too cute to die" "Where's the last donut I'm hungry" "Yeh he's quite cute ain't he" "Mmm" "I still say we should blow it's brains out." "Where's my donut?!?"
and so on until one of the men turned round and approached Pikachu.
"Uh.Good morning.um.rat"
This was the wrong thing to say. Pikachu whatever his physical defects was not a rat.
Again electricity pulsed out from the city.
A few minutes later the police entered the toy shop where they had seen the "rat" run to. When they entered the shop they were surrounded by more yellow rodents and pink blobs and other popular cartoon characters. They pulled out their pistols and opened fire on the plush toys.
When the debris cleared and the policemen had left, a small yellow toy leaped from a shelf and took off down the road towards the bushes. As it stood panting there it noticed a small scented envelope sticking out of a branch. It picked the letter up and read it
"Pika?" it said.
*****
Elsewhere in town a smaller rodent of a higher intelligence was walking down the road with sunglasses on supporting a beatbox on its shoulder holding it on with its less than ample arm. People who saw it fled for their lives. One man however stood rooted to the spot with fear for this hideous apparition. The small rodent walked up to him.
"Yo" it said giving the man a peace sign. The man turned and fled.
"Wicked." Said the rodent.
This smaller rodent was Pichu, who, unlike his elder self was somewhat alive to the latest in fashion and style.
Pichu wailed along to the tune throbbing out of the beatbox. Making everyone within 1 mile of him cover their ears or dive for cover as windows collapsed. Then the police arrived still on their hunt for the lager rodent.
"We got him now" said a policeman
"Mmm donuts" said another.
"Yo" said Pichu.
"Hey he's changed slightly" said yet another policeman.
"No.he hasn't" Said a fourth with fear in his voice "It's another one. soon genetically modified rodents will take over this world.no one will be safe we will be their slaves.Ahhhhhh" with this fascinating description of future the policeman jumped down a manhole cover and was instantly devoured by a crocodile.
A slight pause then.
"Yo" Said Pichu again hoping for a response.
The Police stared at Pichu amazed. They half pulled out their guns.
"Wazzup" Said Pichu
The police pulled out their guns and one man picked up Pichu by his tail.
"Is it because I is yellow" Wailed Pichu.
The policeman swung him round by his tail. Then laughed. Pichu was then angry. Again came the electric explosion. After the Debris had cleared all that remained in the crater was a small yellow mouse and a rather charred donut.
"Like, Whatever" said Pichu.
A letter slowly drifted down from the sky and hit Pichu on the head. The small rodent read the letter with wide eyes. When he had finished reading it, he nodded his head slowly.
"Like.Hmm." Said the electric mouse.
*****
In yet another part of the city another pokémon was causing chaos. However this one was not yellow and fluffy. It was pink and globular. In it's right paw it grasped a pen/microphone as it always does in the 'Brilliant' cartoons (*ahem*).She wandered or should I say waddled around. Suddenly its huge eyes caught sight of a platform with a car on it.
"Why bother with a car when you can have me?" Thought the chubby blob.
She slowly ascended onto the podium. People were staring at her with panicked eyes. However Jigglypuff interpreted their fearful gazes as longing. Her fans were longing to hear her sing. She Slapped the car of the podium and it lay at the bottom of the stage n a flaming heap. Then the song began.
"Jigalee-puff Jigalee-ee-ee"
For some inexplicable reason all the people began to fall asleep dispite the frightful vibes being produced by the blob. When the song at last came to an end the blob stared around. ???.Everyone was asleep. Jigglypuff did not like her fans to fall asleep. She pulled the top off her mike revealing it to be a pen. She was just about to scribble 'oh so comically' on everyone's faces when something descended from the sky. Not a letter this time but a hot air balloon in the shape of a cats head. There was.yes a man in a dress inside and a woman with strangely long and static hair. And a cat which resembled the balloon. They were saying something.
"Prepare for trouble, And make it double" they warbled
"To protect the world from devastation, To unite all peoples within our nation"
Jigglypuff was angry, These people were trying to take her publicity. When the horrendous song came to an end the woman leaned out of the balloon.
"Come with us little pokémon" She said
This was more than Jigglypuff could take. These people were trying to steal her and use her beautiful voice for their own ends. She rummaged around behind her back for a few seconds and then pulled out an AK-47 assault rifle. She smiled wickedly and pointed it at the balloon.
"Asta la vista bad guys" She said at last revealing she could talk.
A large explosion shook the city as the balloon was detonated. Jigglypuff put away the gun and went to sleep. When she woke up there was a letter next to her she read it over and then drew all over it with the pen/mike.
"Hmm!" she decided.
*****
In yet another district of the city a purple creature was terrorising the inhabitants. The creature was psychically gifted and was using its talents to the fullest of it's capabilities. Mewtwo sneaked up behind a man who was looking into a shop window full of cakes.
You have a strange desire to eat Transmitted Mewtwo into the man's subconscious. Mewtwo laughed as the man began gobbling cakes down like a shredder. It went up to another peaceful inhabitant who was playing with a yo-yo.
You strongly desire to hit people with that spherical object
Again Mewtwo laughed as the small boy attempted to strangle a businessman with the string and floated off in search for fresh prey.
He spied a schoolboy doing work in a room and floated over to him. Standing behind him Mewtwo was for once in his life amazed. The small boy was doing sums which were almost beyond his capabilities.
"Let me see" said the small boy "E=78n(gff2)-4544+(gskrckfjdhsk2kdk)squared = k therefore k=320345.3485924851.
Suddenly the boy turned round and saw the purple pokémon standing over him. Instead of screaming and fleeing under something as people generally did when they saw Mewtwo he simply held out his hand and said
"Hi, I'm Ness, and you?"
Mewtwo stared at the boy in amazement. He had to get the thing to stop looking at him in this odd way. He attempted to hurl this 'Ness' across the room. The boy stood happily there seemingly oblivious of the psychic energies being placed on him. Mewtwo stared, Why wasn't it working?
*****
Ness wondered if this was the right thing to do. It was not every day he met a purple floating creature. It slowly extended its arm and shook Ness' hand. Ness thought it looked rather shocked.
Who-who are you it said.
"I'm Ness boy genius" said Ness without a trace of showing off. "and you"
*****
Mewtwo did not know much about humans and was not sure how to respond to this. However some human videos he had once seen. He had remembered some lines from them for just such an occasion.
Ness, he said gravely I am your father.
Ness looked shocked. Then he appeared to be concentrating very hard. Then he said.
"No you're not, I read it in your thoughts"
Mewtwo panicked.
Your a wizard Nessie
"No just psychic that's all"
We are the knights who say Ni
"???"
Mewtwo fled out of the window still saying random quotes.
I'll be back.
Ness stared out at the fleeing thing.
"Nice chap." He said "I wonder why he's purple"
*****
When Mewtwo had recovered he sat under a bush and brooded deeply. Suddenly he saw a letter between the leaves. He read its contents without opening the envelope.
Hmm. he brooded.
*****
Back in Ness' room the small boy had finished his homework and was staring vacantly. When he had read Mewtwo's mind he had seen some things fun he could do with his powers.
He saw a very fat man wandering down the road.
"I wonder what happens if." said Ness evilly.
The man was instantly transformed into a pheasant wearing a bowler hat and smoking a cigar.
"Hee hee hee" laughed Ness
After much more trickery like this Ness saw his Maths teacher, Mr Faicha, walking down the road. Ness did not like his maths teacher much. He didn't give hard enough sums. Ness' eyes lit up with wicked delight. Ness closed his eyes and concentrated and Mr. Faicha vanished off the face of the known earth.
A letter floated through the window. Ness stared at it in amazement. He read it in 2.5 seconds and commented.
"Hmm"
*****
Mr. Faicha suddenly found himself not in the middle of Sang-Fo street but in a grassy field. There was a tree with a mouth? And some odd music was playing. He sat down in the grass. This was very strange. Suddenly he caught sight of a large pink blob haring towards him at an incredible speed for a creature so fat. He hailed it.
"Good sir, could you please inform me where I am"
The creature paid no attention to him but continued to head towards him the crazy music got louder as the creature got closer.
"Food! Food! Food!" it squeaked.
"Where?" He said turning round to observe where this food might be.
"Food!" it squeaked still haring towards him.
"Where?"
Suddenly Mr. Faicha was aware of a force pulling him backwards the creature was sucking him towards it. A few seconds later he was inside the creatures mouth.
*****
"Needs salt." Said Kirby and spat the food out onto a tall tree where it dangled waving its arms and legs and shouting at him.
Kirby floated of in search of fresh food. He was hungry. Still there was always food to be found.
At the end of the day Kirby had eaten 7000 objects both large and small and was still hungry. He returned home and flipped on his television. An advert was on.
"Here we take 28 ounces of sugar and melt it into a thick paste then sprinkle it over a bar of dark chocolate"
Kirby could take it no longer. He swallowed the television.
"Still hungry" Kirby thought.
He looked around for more food. The wallpaper had a pretty little design of pineapples on it. Soon the walls were bare.
3 minutes later Kirby had eaten his whole house.
"Mmm. Bricks" he said
at that moment a letter floated down and landed on his stomach. Kirby opened it and read the contents. Then: "Mmm, envelope" said Kirby devouring the letter.
The letter tasted nice to Kirby he wondered what flavour it was eventually he came to a conclusion.
"Hmm" Said the bloated blob.
*****
Well that's all for now people I must go back into hibernation and think of new plot lines for the rest of the characters. Still please review this chapter and if you want to send me some plot ideas for the next lot of characters please do not hesitate to. The letter's contents will soon be revealed to you never fear.
Peach : Wondered if it was a trick from Bowser and gave it to Mario to open. Mario destroys the letter but Peach sticks it back together again. She runs off in girlish excitement after having read it.
Mario : After wondering why peach has not fallen for his charm he receives a letter. He destroys it. Enough said. He tries to stick it together again but ends up stuck to the floor with the letter attached to his moustache.
Luigi : Frees his brother from the glue vortex he has entangled himself in. He receives a letter which he reads and then forces Mario to read by placing him in a headlock.
Zelda/Sheik : Annoyed by the boyish goings on in her castle she beats up Link, Ganondorf and Young link before receiving a letter.
Link : After recovering from Zelda's beating becomes paranoid about evil and destroys the castle door and finds a letter in the wreckage.
Link Junior : After recovering prepares to warp to the lost woods but instead notices a letter buried in the wreckage of the door.
Ganondorf : After recovering sends a memo to himself to destroy link using fire proof ants notices a letter and commands it to sing out its message to him.
Bowser : After suffering goomba servant difficulty discovers a letter, reads it then eats it. Yes envelope and all.
This concludes our characters so far, now onto the legal rubbish: I do not own anything at all in SSBM or any other Nintendo characters. However I do bear a strange resemblance to one of their characters, so, on with the story.
Chapter 2 : Pointless goings on in various places involving Philosophy, Rodents and Microphones A.k.a. :A sequence of out of the ordinary events.
Our story begins high on a mountain peak. The snow capped peak which seemed impossible to reach ho any humanoid creature, but. what is this? It looks like some sort of creature, No wait? Two of them???. Could it be? Yes I think it is, That's right it is. Yes: Some mountain goats. Zoom down the mountains slopes some two thousand meters. Yes this is the ice climbers attempting to climb an ice wall for the twenty eighth time.
*****
"Nevah" said Poco "In the field of human conquest, shall we give in to the Germans,. I-I mean mountain.
Nana sighed.
"For the last time you are not Winston Churchill" she groaned.
"Not in this life no," He said "But in a previous life I was."
His sister thought for a while then at last came up with an idea to shut him up.
"Lets climb the mountain." She said
He stopped making peace signs at an invisible crowd.
"O.k. then" he said.
Again came the great scaling of the ice wall, or should that be failing of the ice wall?
He muttered something
"What as that?" said his sister
"I have a dream." said Poco
"Not again" she groaned
A few minutes elapsed by. Then He started singing.
".Climb every mountain higher, reach for the stars, and when that rainbow's."
"Shut up" screamed Nana "You can't have been all the S-club 7 members."
Another pause, then:
"For Mother Russia" he shrieked (N.b. no offence if you are Russian)
Nana could stand it no longer. She threw herself off the edge of the cliff, Suffered a drop of 10 feet then landed. Poco fell on top of her.
"Oh dear, failed again" said Poco cheerily
"@¤//+?" muttered his sister.
"Still" He said "Lets try again"
then came the inevitable:
His voice went Harsh and grim:
"We're going over the top."
*****
Nana was bored.
Her brother was slowly going up the mountain as she was pulled slowly upwards by the rope around her waist. Her brother could think of no other mountainous quotes and therefore had started on a totally unrelated topic;
"Hoots mon loook oout ets the monsterrr froom the Loch" he failed to say Scottishly.
Suddenly the rope became taut. Poco looked down at his sister She stood nonchalant and firmly embedded in the rock.
"Why do we do this?" she said
"Do what?" came the reply
"Climb mountains?"
"Because they're there"
"But why do we waste our energy scaling rock faces when we could act like any normal people and stay at home during heave blizzards?"
"Aha, because it entertains the watchers."
"But how can climbing the same god forsaken rock infinite times just in different colours entertain anyone."
"I honestly don't know" he confessed"
"Games are nothing more than an unoriginal idea, in which the plot lines are copied from another idea and altered slightly so they appear different just to create a small laugh."
She was drowned out by a loud whistling sound. A meteorite descended from the sky and hit Poco, he was then decapitated by a sheet of ice and pecked by a swarm of geese. Then a 23 tonne weight dropped on him. His anorak was stained with blood which made it appear orange.
"Oh my God" said Nana "You killed Poco" "Nevah fear" said Poco's disembodied head. "This is a game, just take me to the nearest save point and I will recover."
"O-o.k." She said
"Excellent" said the head grinning madly.
She sighed again. Then something caught her eye. On top of a snowdrift there were two letters. She dug them out and read one and gave the other to the head.
"Hmm" She said
"Hmm" Said the head
Everyone stared expectantly at the body waiting for it to say something. But it refused to.
*****
Somewhere in a large town, most probably somewhere in Japan an assortment of small yellow rodents, A pink blob, A large purple .thing and a small schoolboy were generally causing mayhem.
A slightly larger than small rodent hared along into a clump of bushes. A few seconds later it leaped out at an innocent passer by and bit him in the leg. The remarks which followed will not be revealed here. Partially because they are in Japanese and partially because I could not give them here in English without making the story R rated. The man after howling at his pain for some time removed the offending object from his leg with great difficulty and slowly squeezed it between his hands. The yellow mouse grinned wickedly at him.
The electric volts coming from the man could me seen in a twenty mile radius.
It was not long before the whatever police are called in Japanese appeared. They searched around for a while before noticing the rodent.
"We have found a. some sort of mouse"Said a police officer into his walkie- talkie.
"Pika-pika- chu" said the so called mouse innocently at last revealing it's true identity.
"It's-it talks???"
The police held a hurried conversation in whispers:
"Maybe its a mutant from the power plant" "Maybe?"
"Or could it be some sort of living toy" "I dunno" "I say we kill it" "Nah" "I agree its too cute to die" "Where's the last donut I'm hungry" "Yeh he's quite cute ain't he" "Mmm" "I still say we should blow it's brains out." "Where's my donut?!?"
and so on until one of the men turned round and approached Pikachu.
"Uh.Good morning.um.rat"
This was the wrong thing to say. Pikachu whatever his physical defects was not a rat.
Again electricity pulsed out from the city.
A few minutes later the police entered the toy shop where they had seen the "rat" run to. When they entered the shop they were surrounded by more yellow rodents and pink blobs and other popular cartoon characters. They pulled out their pistols and opened fire on the plush toys.
When the debris cleared and the policemen had left, a small yellow toy leaped from a shelf and took off down the road towards the bushes. As it stood panting there it noticed a small scented envelope sticking out of a branch. It picked the letter up and read it
"Pika?" it said.
*****
Elsewhere in town a smaller rodent of a higher intelligence was walking down the road with sunglasses on supporting a beatbox on its shoulder holding it on with its less than ample arm. People who saw it fled for their lives. One man however stood rooted to the spot with fear for this hideous apparition. The small rodent walked up to him.
"Yo" it said giving the man a peace sign. The man turned and fled.
"Wicked." Said the rodent.
This smaller rodent was Pichu, who, unlike his elder self was somewhat alive to the latest in fashion and style.
Pichu wailed along to the tune throbbing out of the beatbox. Making everyone within 1 mile of him cover their ears or dive for cover as windows collapsed. Then the police arrived still on their hunt for the lager rodent.
"We got him now" said a policeman
"Mmm donuts" said another.
"Yo" said Pichu.
"Hey he's changed slightly" said yet another policeman.
"No.he hasn't" Said a fourth with fear in his voice "It's another one. soon genetically modified rodents will take over this world.no one will be safe we will be their slaves.Ahhhhhh" with this fascinating description of future the policeman jumped down a manhole cover and was instantly devoured by a crocodile.
A slight pause then.
"Yo" Said Pichu again hoping for a response.
The Police stared at Pichu amazed. They half pulled out their guns.
"Wazzup" Said Pichu
The police pulled out their guns and one man picked up Pichu by his tail.
"Is it because I is yellow" Wailed Pichu.
The policeman swung him round by his tail. Then laughed. Pichu was then angry. Again came the electric explosion. After the Debris had cleared all that remained in the crater was a small yellow mouse and a rather charred donut.
"Like, Whatever" said Pichu.
A letter slowly drifted down from the sky and hit Pichu on the head. The small rodent read the letter with wide eyes. When he had finished reading it, he nodded his head slowly.
"Like.Hmm." Said the electric mouse.
*****
In yet another part of the city another pokémon was causing chaos. However this one was not yellow and fluffy. It was pink and globular. In it's right paw it grasped a pen/microphone as it always does in the 'Brilliant' cartoons (*ahem*).She wandered or should I say waddled around. Suddenly its huge eyes caught sight of a platform with a car on it.
"Why bother with a car when you can have me?" Thought the chubby blob.
She slowly ascended onto the podium. People were staring at her with panicked eyes. However Jigglypuff interpreted their fearful gazes as longing. Her fans were longing to hear her sing. She Slapped the car of the podium and it lay at the bottom of the stage n a flaming heap. Then the song began.
"Jigalee-puff Jigalee-ee-ee"
For some inexplicable reason all the people began to fall asleep dispite the frightful vibes being produced by the blob. When the song at last came to an end the blob stared around. ???.Everyone was asleep. Jigglypuff did not like her fans to fall asleep. She pulled the top off her mike revealing it to be a pen. She was just about to scribble 'oh so comically' on everyone's faces when something descended from the sky. Not a letter this time but a hot air balloon in the shape of a cats head. There was.yes a man in a dress inside and a woman with strangely long and static hair. And a cat which resembled the balloon. They were saying something.
"Prepare for trouble, And make it double" they warbled
"To protect the world from devastation, To unite all peoples within our nation"
Jigglypuff was angry, These people were trying to take her publicity. When the horrendous song came to an end the woman leaned out of the balloon.
"Come with us little pokémon" She said
This was more than Jigglypuff could take. These people were trying to steal her and use her beautiful voice for their own ends. She rummaged around behind her back for a few seconds and then pulled out an AK-47 assault rifle. She smiled wickedly and pointed it at the balloon.
"Asta la vista bad guys" She said at last revealing she could talk.
A large explosion shook the city as the balloon was detonated. Jigglypuff put away the gun and went to sleep. When she woke up there was a letter next to her she read it over and then drew all over it with the pen/mike.
"Hmm!" she decided.
*****
In yet another district of the city a purple creature was terrorising the inhabitants. The creature was psychically gifted and was using its talents to the fullest of it's capabilities. Mewtwo sneaked up behind a man who was looking into a shop window full of cakes.
You have a strange desire to eat Transmitted Mewtwo into the man's subconscious. Mewtwo laughed as the man began gobbling cakes down like a shredder. It went up to another peaceful inhabitant who was playing with a yo-yo.
You strongly desire to hit people with that spherical object
Again Mewtwo laughed as the small boy attempted to strangle a businessman with the string and floated off in search for fresh prey.
He spied a schoolboy doing work in a room and floated over to him. Standing behind him Mewtwo was for once in his life amazed. The small boy was doing sums which were almost beyond his capabilities.
"Let me see" said the small boy "E=78n(gff2)-4544+(gskrckfjdhsk2kdk)squared = k therefore k=320345.3485924851.
Suddenly the boy turned round and saw the purple pokémon standing over him. Instead of screaming and fleeing under something as people generally did when they saw Mewtwo he simply held out his hand and said
"Hi, I'm Ness, and you?"
Mewtwo stared at the boy in amazement. He had to get the thing to stop looking at him in this odd way. He attempted to hurl this 'Ness' across the room. The boy stood happily there seemingly oblivious of the psychic energies being placed on him. Mewtwo stared, Why wasn't it working?
*****
Ness wondered if this was the right thing to do. It was not every day he met a purple floating creature. It slowly extended its arm and shook Ness' hand. Ness thought it looked rather shocked.
Who-who are you it said.
"I'm Ness boy genius" said Ness without a trace of showing off. "and you"
*****
Mewtwo did not know much about humans and was not sure how to respond to this. However some human videos he had once seen. He had remembered some lines from them for just such an occasion.
Ness, he said gravely I am your father.
Ness looked shocked. Then he appeared to be concentrating very hard. Then he said.
"No you're not, I read it in your thoughts"
Mewtwo panicked.
Your a wizard Nessie
"No just psychic that's all"
We are the knights who say Ni
"???"
Mewtwo fled out of the window still saying random quotes.
I'll be back.
Ness stared out at the fleeing thing.
"Nice chap." He said "I wonder why he's purple"
*****
When Mewtwo had recovered he sat under a bush and brooded deeply. Suddenly he saw a letter between the leaves. He read its contents without opening the envelope.
Hmm. he brooded.
*****
Back in Ness' room the small boy had finished his homework and was staring vacantly. When he had read Mewtwo's mind he had seen some things fun he could do with his powers.
He saw a very fat man wandering down the road.
"I wonder what happens if." said Ness evilly.
The man was instantly transformed into a pheasant wearing a bowler hat and smoking a cigar.
"Hee hee hee" laughed Ness
After much more trickery like this Ness saw his Maths teacher, Mr Faicha, walking down the road. Ness did not like his maths teacher much. He didn't give hard enough sums. Ness' eyes lit up with wicked delight. Ness closed his eyes and concentrated and Mr. Faicha vanished off the face of the known earth.
A letter floated through the window. Ness stared at it in amazement. He read it in 2.5 seconds and commented.
"Hmm"
*****
Mr. Faicha suddenly found himself not in the middle of Sang-Fo street but in a grassy field. There was a tree with a mouth? And some odd music was playing. He sat down in the grass. This was very strange. Suddenly he caught sight of a large pink blob haring towards him at an incredible speed for a creature so fat. He hailed it.
"Good sir, could you please inform me where I am"
The creature paid no attention to him but continued to head towards him the crazy music got louder as the creature got closer.
"Food! Food! Food!" it squeaked.
"Where?" He said turning round to observe where this food might be.
"Food!" it squeaked still haring towards him.
"Where?"
Suddenly Mr. Faicha was aware of a force pulling him backwards the creature was sucking him towards it. A few seconds later he was inside the creatures mouth.
*****
"Needs salt." Said Kirby and spat the food out onto a tall tree where it dangled waving its arms and legs and shouting at him.
Kirby floated of in search of fresh food. He was hungry. Still there was always food to be found.
At the end of the day Kirby had eaten 7000 objects both large and small and was still hungry. He returned home and flipped on his television. An advert was on.
"Here we take 28 ounces of sugar and melt it into a thick paste then sprinkle it over a bar of dark chocolate"
Kirby could take it no longer. He swallowed the television.
"Still hungry" Kirby thought.
He looked around for more food. The wallpaper had a pretty little design of pineapples on it. Soon the walls were bare.
3 minutes later Kirby had eaten his whole house.
"Mmm. Bricks" he said
at that moment a letter floated down and landed on his stomach. Kirby opened it and read the contents. Then: "Mmm, envelope" said Kirby devouring the letter.
The letter tasted nice to Kirby he wondered what flavour it was eventually he came to a conclusion.
"Hmm" Said the bloated blob.
*****
Well that's all for now people I must go back into hibernation and think of new plot lines for the rest of the characters. Still please review this chapter and if you want to send me some plot ideas for the next lot of characters please do not hesitate to. The letter's contents will soon be revealed to you never fear.