Prince Brad and Schuldich had been travelling. For a long time. So long, that they were beginning to get the idea that they were lost. "I think we're lost." Schuldich said, looking at the map upside down. "How could we be lost, if we never knew where we were to begin with?" Brad asked sceptically. "Stupid logical princes and their censored logic and perfectness..." Schuldich started mumbling. "Censored, for the LAST FREAKING TIME! I. AM. NOT. A. PRINCE." Brad glared. But it wasn't his special death glare that scares small children and would thus have to be censored, no, it was just a plain glare. ... So it wasn't all that great. "If you're going to be all censored then I'll just leave." Schuldich said, walking OFFSTAGE. "Wait! What the.... how come he gets to go offstage?!" Brad demanded angrily. Verie magically walked on stage. Magically. With sparkles and everything. "Because he offered to help me tie-down- ... I mean... .. clean... the.. um.. offstage... area.... yes.. that's it..." Verie said, trailing off. Brad looked at her sceptically. "Schuldich doesn't clean for anything." "Yes well.. he does now?" Verie sweatdropped. "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO SHULDICH?!" Brad demanded. "Nothing! Really! He's um.. eating donuts! Yes.. that works..." Verie exclaimed. Brad glared some more. "Where's Nagi? I would think he'd be around here somewhere." Brad asked. "I think he's offstage getting his- I mean.. at school!" Verie lied, in a manner even worse than Schuldich. Her brain must be dead today or something. "I heard that." Verie glared at nothing. Not that I care or anything. "That's it. Brad, keep travelling and stuff. Here's another map, since Schu drooled on the old one." Verie said, walking offstage -STAY AWAY FROM ME WITH THAT PIPE CENSORED OR I'LL USE MY NARRATIVE POWERS ON YOU! .. Yeah, that's what I thought.
And so, Brad travelled, and the blue-censor-dot had to work overtime, so most of the travelling has been cut from the actual story. Probably because Verie doesn't want to have to pay the dot anymore over-time than she already had to. Because she's LAZY. And if she tries to attack me again, she will REGRET it. DEARLY. DO YOU HEAR ME, VERIE?! That's what I thought. And what are you doing to- err... right, the script. Anyhow, Brad's travelling. With his new map and a pair of blue-striped toe-socks. Woo.
"THAT'S IT! I'm not travelling anymore!" Brad exclaimed, sitting down on conveniently placed rock. Verie popped in, unmagically this time. "Brad, you're going to travel, because I'm BUSY. And Narrator, if you don't stop yelling at me I'll fire you. Which means YOU'LL BE BROKE." Verie glared. ... And that's harsh, seriously HARSH. Narrators don't make much ANYWAY. I knew I should have been a lawyer, but nooooo... "STOP THAT!" Verie commanded. So I did. ".. Right.. anyhow, Brad, keep travelling, because we're busy with um.. donuts. Yes..." Verie walked offstage again, mumbling to herself about "donuts" and.. other non-sensical things. "... You people are seriously starting to creep me out." Brad blinked, and continued on his journey.
And on his journey, he saw a white rabbit! But ignored it, because there was some creepy blonde-kid chasing it, and he didn't even want to know who Verie got to play that part. "You're right. I don't. And I really hate being the only character, too." Brad said.
With that, a screaming blur of pink ran onstage. "CRAWFORD! HELP ME!" The pink-thing latched on to Brad's leg. "... NAGI?!" Brad exclaimed in shock, yes, it was Nagi. Nagi wearing a pink dress. "CRAWFORD!! They offered me money to cross-dress and play a princess but I refused and then they went and got Schu and they made me wear this dress and now they're trying to do my hair and MAKE UP! MAKE UP, CRAWFORD! MAKE UP FOR THE LOVE OF DEITY DELETED!!!!!!" Nagi cried. "Naaaggles! Come baaack!" Schuldich and Verie ran on stage. Nagi screamed bloody murder. "GAH! MAKE HIM STOP!!!" Verie and Schuldich cried, collapsing on the ground clutching their ears. Brad had to think quickly, but unfortunately, all he had was a pair of toe-socks. So he decided to just sit and do nothing, except maybe try to pry Nagi off his leg. "DON'T MAKE ME GO BACK THEEEEREEEE!" Nagi exclaimed, as Schuldich recovered and attempted to pry Nagi off Brad's leg. "Schu, stop it. I'm getting a migraine. SO STOP SCREAMING! Argh... Anyhow, FINE. If you won't cooperate, you can just join Brad in the 'people who can't go offstage' category." Verie said. Nagi blinked, and Verie disappeared. "You should've cooperated, kid. Now you've gotta be a main character or somethin'." Schu said, poking Nagi's pink dress. "... I want my clothes back." Nagi mumbled, letting go of Brad's leg finally. "No can-do, Naggles. That's the only extra costume we have." Schuldich grinned sadistically. "But.. I don't even have any SHOES. Much less socks!" Nagi exclaimed. Brad handed him the toe-socks. "Take these, then. I'm sick of carrying the useless things around anyway." Brad said. Nagi shrugged and took the socks, it's not like he had anything better anyway. Nagi glared at Schu. "When I figure out what's wrong with my powers, you will suffer." Nagi glared. "... ... ... I'm going to go ask Verie if she feels it's absolutely necessary to give them back.. and um... they've got donuts in the lobby! BWEE!" Schuldich ran offstage. "... ... That was cruel. ... That was so incredibly cruel." Brad sighed. "What? Taking away my powers and putting me in a pink dress?" Nagi asked. "No, they've got DONUTS." Brad sighed. Nagi glared at him, and the two started travelling. Again.
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Verie: ^_^; I've been waiting to write this chapter for.. too long. It wasn't supposed to come in so early though... and I had no idea what I'd do with Nagi after I introduced him o.o; but apparently he's um.. part of the main party now? While Schu is.. eating.. donuts. Gah.. poor Naggles. We'll have to get him a better outfit in the next town... hopefully the peasants won't become angry and vengeful and make things difficult, ne? ... o.o; Poor, poor Nagi. I can't believe I did that. But don't worry! He'll get a decent outfit, and everything will be ok. I don't know if his powers will return during the fic (I doubt it, but they'll be given back in the end, like Brad's and Schu's which I never really realized weren't there anymore... ~sweatdrop~). So.. WOO. Anyhow.. I have homework, so here's the next chapter! .. There's no plot, but it has NAGI. How cool is THAT? .. And don't torture me for being so cruel, it was Schu's idea! HONEST! ~cowers~ (Oh, and I hope this chapter didn't confuse anyone too much... especially with the Narrator being so psycho. Note that as of now, you can't hear things that are happening offstage, or else you'd be able to hear my screaming at the Narrator when I had the pipe ^_~ I might start adding random offstrage scenes, though. Since Schu'll be spending more time there now that he's being paid). ... Wow.. .. that's a long A/N. o.o;