Verie: Bwee! Ok, starting in this chapter... there will be behind-the-scenes (offstage) scenes! Woo! They're not narrated.. because the narrated stuff is all.. onstage. So whoosh!

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Verie: ~walks over to the other offstage characters, wearing her Shoujo-Happy-Fluffy-Sheep-Pajamas[TM] and yawning loudly~ Whose idea was it to do a night scene, anyway?
Schu: ~also wearing pajamas, just not Shoujo-Happy-Fluffy-Sheep ones~ I believe that was you.
Verie: .... blast.
Blue-Censor-Dot: ~... wearing.. a dot's form of pajamas... however that would be o.O;~ ~bobs up and down~
Ken: what are we doing in this scene? ~for the record, EVERYONE is wearing pajamas~
Shinigami/Nagi: Am I in it?
Verie: I have no clue. Where's the Narrator? He's got the script.
Schu: I think he's in his office.
Verie: ~frowns~ I'm the AUTHOR and *I* don't get an office.
Schu: ~shrug~ That's your fault.
Verie: ... true.
Shinigami/Nagi: datte datte datte datte daisuki dakara...
Verie: o.o; Don't. Sing. That.
Shinigami/Nagi: ~snickers evilly and continues~ Doko doko doko-
Verie: GAAH! THE CATCHY-NESS! ~falls over screaming~
Schu: my eeeeeeaaaaaaaaars! MAKE IT STOP!! ~throws a donut at Verie~
Verie: WAI! DONUT! ~catches it and munches on it happily~ ^_^
Shinigami/Nagi: o.o;
Verie: =^_^= Neko neko WAI!
Schu: .. now you've got her started...
Verie: Neko no ka?
Aya/Ran: Shi-ne, Shinigami.
Shinigami: ^_^;
Verie: ~dances all.. shoujo-ee and stuff~ NEKO NEKO NEKO NEKO NEKO- ~gets hit in the head with a coffee can~ x.x;
Schu: Wee ^_^
Verie: coffee! ^_^ Where's the coffee-maker?
Schu: we don't HAVE one.
Verie: x.x; coffeeeeee ~falls asleep~
Schu: o.O; ~gets a box of pocky, puts one in his mouth and pokes Verie with another one~
Shinigami: oo.. pocky... ~takes some pocky~ ^_^
Verie: ~wakes up~ nyeh... eh? POCKY! WAI! ~attempts to tackle Schu, who side-steps~ x.x; POCKY POCKY POCKY POCKY-
Schu: ~holds the pocky out of her reach... somehow... since he's only like... a couple inches taller than me... x.x;~
Verie: .... POCKY POCKY POCKY POCKY WAI WAI!!! ~jumps up and down~
Aya/Ran: .. someone get her to shut up.
Farf: God likes airheads. ~glares at Verie~
Verie: ~shuts up immediately~ I'll be good. ~sits down on the floor~ datte datte- DANGIT! >.;
Shinigami: ^_^ Ha.
Verie: >.; Tenshi ni Narumon is the devil.
Shinigami: And that's a bad thing?
Farf: No, it's not.
Verie: .. good point. ^_^;
Narrator: ~walks in~ What's everyone doing?
Verie: Waiting for YOU because we have a NIGHT scene.
Narrator: Who's stupid idea was that?
Schu: Verie's.
Verie: >.; I never thought that up. It was you, I know it. ~glares~
Narrator: Don't make me radically alter the script.
Verie: ;_;' just get in there and read it. ~pokes Schu~ Pocky? Wai?
Schu: -.-; Fine. ~gives Verie pocky~
Verie: POCKY POCKY POCKY WAI- ~gets hit in the head with a coffee can~ x.x; ~passes out~
Shinigami: >.; way to go, Farf.
Farf: That hurt God ^_^

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After a long time of travelling, Brad and Nagi fell asleep. Somewhere in the woods. Because it was night, and at night, most sensible people are asleep. Just like *I* should be. But am I? Noooo! And you know why?! BECAUSE THE AUTHOR HAD TO HAVE A STUPID NIGHT SCENE. Grr.

Anyhow, eventually, Brad and Nagi woke up. ... I said... Brad and Nagi woke up. ... BRAD AND NAGI WOKE UP. CENSORED WAKE UP! ".. Eh? I'm up, I'm up." Brad mumbled, stirring awake. "What, we don't get to sleep now?" Nagi asked irritably. "Yeah, where's the author? I want to file a complaint." Brad stated, because Verie is currently passed out offstage because she annoyed Farf with her shoujo-ness which is apparently the fault of Tenshi ni Narumon. ".. I'm not going to ask." Brad sighed, shaking his head. Anyhow, Brad and Nagi randomly decided to start travelling again! "We did?" Brad asked. Yes, you did. "... Um.. ok..." Brad said, and so he and the love-able cross-dresser started on their journey. "I'll kill you. When I get my powers back, I'll kill you." Sure you will, Nags. "... I hate you." Nagi mumbled, and so they set off.

Soon, they came to a town! ".. Look, a town." Brad said monotonously. "If they don't have a shop with clothes...." Nagi twitched. "You'll jinx it." Brad yawned. So they decided to look around. "Ye Olde Dress Shoppe... .... Ye New Dress Shoppe.... Ye Medium Dress Shoppe... WHY?! WHY MUST YOU ALL MOCK ME SO?!" Nagi exclaimed, reading the shop signs. "Think of it this way, Nagi, if Schu didn't have our money, we could buy you a different colored dress." Brad snickered. ".. Wait.. we don't have MONEY?" Nagi exclaimed. "... No." Brad said. ".. But.. but... YOU'RE A PRINCE! ALL PRINCES HAVE MONEY!" Nagi exclaimed. "FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT A PRINCE!" Brad yelled. Meanwhile, random female fangirl peasants came and started worshipping Brad. ".. That is so not funny." Brad glared at the fangirls, who merely swooned and hung off him. "GET THEM OFF OF ME!" Brad yelled. Nagi, meanwhile, was laughing his head off. "This is not funny." Brad glared at him. "I assure you, it is." Nagi grinned. "At least I'm not wearing a dress!" Brad glared. "... That was low." Nagi frowned. "Yeah, it was, but this is lower, princess." Brad said. Nagi stared at Brad in horror, as tons of random maile fanboy peasants appeared out of nowhere and started flirting with him. Brad and Nagi suddenly noticed a large dust cloud coming their way, which could only mean one thing: fanpeople stampede. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" They screamed, and ran like censored.

In their desperate running and screaming, they came to a large building with a giant-blue-dot over it! "BARBARBARBARBARBARBARBAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!" Schuldich exclaimed, running onstage in a blurr, and then slamming into the blue dot. Brad and Nagi winced. "That had to hurt." Brad said, as Schuldich slumped on the ground. "It.. ai..." Schuldich said, falling over. Nagi poked Schuldich with a conveniently located pointy-stick, and Schuldich jumped back up. "AH-HA! Ok.. so somewhere around here.. there is a secret door..." Schuldich started attempting to find a secret door in the giant-blue-dot. "Give it up, Schu." Brad said, shaking his head sadly. "NEVER! Remember, Bradley, CONSTANT VIGILANCE!" Schuldich said, and continued searching for the door. "... ... Schuldich.. have you been reading Nagi's Harry Potter books?" Brad asked, somewhat disturbed. "... I can't say I haven't." Schuldich replied. Brad and Nagi sweatdropped. "EUREKA! BANZAI! HUZZAH! AND OTHER THINGS ONE CAN SAY WHEN FINDING SOMETHING!" Schuldich exclaimed, opening the hidden door and running in psychotically. ".. That's kind of pathetic." Brad sighed, and walked off. Nagi followed, because he knew SOMEWHERE there had to be a men's clothes shop. Because what kind of a sick twisted town would have three dress shops but no men's clothing shop? Honestly.

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Verie: Bwee ^_^ About obscure Tenshi ni Narumon references... blame Nagi/Shinigami >.; I just got back from her house, where she gathered up all the little Freshment and the ONE Sophomore (yes, who's the bigger loser, the Freshment or the Sophomore who hangs out with them? ^_~ Poor Bryce). Anyhow, if you've never heard the beginning theme.. it has to be one of the catchiest songs in the world. Anyhow, be happy, we've managed to brainwash another one of our friends using the powers of anime. Soon we must expose her to Weiss... ~cackles evilly~ Ooh.. I am AMUSED. Because then I can add her to the list of "people I have brainwashed into liking Weiss." .. 'Tis a long list ^_^; Anyhow... to reply to various reviews:

-Felicity Honenburg: yeah, I never noticed it either until I started writing this for English, and realized that I had to have some explanation of what an eartail was... then it hit me, SIDEBURNS. ... It's actually kind of disturbing o.o; I love interactive narrators ^_^ they're just so much fun to play with. And the Blue-Censor-Dot was inspired by my Canadian friends' talk of Dragon Ball Z, in which she mentioned blue-censor-dots. .. And I found it entertaining, and so.. it is here ^_^ Peasants are fun, too. They're so... bit-part-ee ^_^;

-Ryuke-chan: ^_^; Hehe, don't worry. I won't give away the plot.. but Nagi'll be ok ^_^ I couldn't help but notice in your little author profile thingie that you're BlackProdigyNN (I recognized the name from Kazaa... I belive I've downloaded something from you... I have no life, and it takes me an hour to download a three minute song, like I have anything better to do than look at the people's names who I'm downloading from?)

-Akisty: Yes, Robin Hood! Excellent idea! ^_^ I'm sure Bradley will enjoy that a bit more than what's planned so far. ~cough~ Poor Bradley... it might be awhile before I get to Robin Hood. But I'll definately add it to my list ^_^

-Nagi/Shinigami: I hope you get the obscure Fushigi Yuugi reference in here. (Hint: "Love-Able Cross-Dresser" now who does *THAT* describe? ^_^;) Hey look, you were only planned to be in one chapter, and now you're in TWO. How cool is that? And who knows.. you might be in the next one! GASPETH! ... ^_^;

Anyhow, that's all for now.. all reviews appreciated! Fan-Art welcome (~cough~no, that's not a major hint... ~cough cough~) and all other stuff! ^_^ Bwee! New chapter will hopefully be up... soon! >.; Let's see... 9 reviews, and 7 chapters... ne.. that works. The next one will be up soon, as I actually know what happens in it, and such. .. It'll probably be another fairy-tale-lacking-one. But it's gonna have PEASANTS. And lord knows what other kinds of psychoticness! ^_^; Anyhow... before I go off to watch the second episode of Gluhen (BWEE!!! WAI WAI WAAAAAAAI!!!) does anyone know a good place to find Weiss merchandise? Of any form what-so-ever? Like.. online? Other than Ebay because Ebay hates me? (Schwarz... doujinshi.. ~twitch twitch~ WHY?! WHY MUST YOU MOCK ME, EBAY?! ~sobs~) And I need an anime cel. Of Brad, preferably. Because that would make me uber-happy and shoujo-ee and it can go on my WALL. As in.. THE wall. The wall of WEISS. .. Which actually has a 101 Dalmations poster, but IGNORING THAT. And it seriously needs a Brad cel. Because that would make my day. Or week. Or month. Or year.. or hell, it would make my LIFE. ~sweatdrop~ -- hopeless fangirl. Oh well. .. Wow.. this is a long A/N.. oh well. I'm good at that. ... I should be watching Weiss right now.. but I'm currently on a long rant about Brad cels. Because they're impossible to find and I saw one on ebay for 46 dollars and.. that has to be one of the most depressing things I've ever seen in my life (.. which is sad, because many depressing things have happened to me, but being a strange sadistic-masochistic-weirdo that I am... I find not being able to buy a Brad cel more depressing. >.; gah). Anyhow, shutting up.