Steff: YO!! I'm back from vacation. ^_^
Jon: Why are you happy then?
Steff: I went to fucking French Canada!
Jon: What's wrong with that?!
Steff: Well for starters, there was no Internet. Next, everything was in French!
Jon: -_-;; Ouch.
Steff: You wouldn't have lasted 2 minutes!
Jon: You're right. I wouldn't. I can't live without English...or electronics ^_^
Steff: -_-;; *sarcastically* yeeeaaahh. Anyway I'm back and it feels good! But seriously, I need to continue this story.
Yugi: It's about fucking time!
Jon: Where'd you come from?!
Yugi: I've been waiting for Steff to get off her ass and publish the story you 2 have been working on for Ra knows how fucking long!
Steff: Nice attitude Yugi! Where'd you get it?
Yugi: I think I might have been hangin' with Bakura too long.
Steff: Okaaaaaay? Back to the point, Jon and I have been working on this story for a while. If you don't already know, Jon is my best friend and today is his birthday so this story is dedicated to him.
Jon: Thanks! ^_^
Steff: Since you're here, can you do the disclaimer Yugi?
Yugi: Sure. Steff doesn't own Yu-gi-oh or any other shit other than Jon, herself, and this story. If you've got a problem, then sue her!
Steff: YOU LITTLE SHIT!! I'm gonna kick your ass!
Yugi: OH FUCK!! *starts running*
Steff: GET BACK HERE YOU FUCKER!!!! *chases after him*
Jon: I guess I'll get things started. On with the fic!
WARNING: If you haven't noticed by now, there is swearing in this. If there is a problem, then live with it! This is a non-yaoi fic because I'm not good with that shit. Also, rated R for randomness, sugar-high people, and WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!! MWAHAHAHAHA!
Jon: Steff! You dumbass! Now they think were terrorists!
Steff: Duh!
Jon: -_-;;;;
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~When Cartoons Meet Reality~
By: SteffieB14 and Jon (I don't know his codename)
(It is just another ordinary day. Jon, Yugi, Yami, Bakura, Ryou, Malik, Seto, Jounouchi, and Steff are at Steff's house. Bakura and Jou are in the kitchen, Seto is at a computer, Steff is on a couch reading the latest issue of Shonen Jump, Jon is standing near the door that goes to the kitchen, Yami is sleeping on another couch, and Yugi, Ryou, and Malik are playing with their millennium items. Everything was great until...)
Jou: *goes into the living room* I'm bored!
Bakura: *follow Jou* Me too.
Jon: Whatever you were doing in the kitchen didn't last, did it?
Steff: What are you talking about?
Jon: There was a lot of noise coming from the kitchen.
Steff: *puts comic book down on coffee table* I better go see what happened. /I have a feeling it won't be pleasant/ *goes into kitchen and sees about 50 knifes wedged into the walls and food and garbage everywhere* JOUNOUCHI AND BAKURA!!! *goes back into living room with a look of death in her eyes*
Jou: *freaked out* H-h-hi S-Steff.
Bakura: *also freaked out* N-nice d-day today isn't it?
Steff: *extremely mad* DON'T GIVE THAT SHIT YOU ASSHOLES! YOU TOTALLY FUCKED UP MY KITCHEN! BAKURA! WHY THE FUCK DID YOU THROW KNIFES AT MY KITCHEN WALL? THOSE ARE HARD TO REPLACE YOU DIP SHIT! AND YOU JOU. IF YOU WERE HUNGRY, YOU COULD HAVE ASKED BUT NO. YOU HAD TO EAT EVERY RA-DAMNED THING IN THE FUCKING FRIDGE AND LEAVE THE SHIT ON THE FUCKING FLOOR! YOU ARE BOTH FUCKING DEAD!! *starts to chase Jou and Bakura*
Bakura/Jou: Run away!! *starts running*
Yami: *now awake and on the floor laughing*
Ryou: *watching Bakura and Jou running* I hope you're not bored anymore!
Bakura: Shut the *pant* fuck up hikari!
Jon: I hope you all realize that you should never piss off Steff. She has a short temper.
Yugi: I can see that.
Malik: I hope they have realized it by now right Seto?
Seto: *finally looks away from computer* Huh? Did someone say my name?
Yugi: You fucking addict! You don't even know what's going on!
Seto: Sure I do.
Ryou: Prove it!
Seto: *thinking and sees Bakura jumping over the couch and land on Yami* Another one of Bakura's attempts to kill Yami. ^_^
Malik: -_-;;; Uhhh No.
Yami: WHAT THE FUCK TOMB ROBBER?!
Bakura: DON"T CALL ME THAT PHARAOH!!
Yami: Whatever! Just get the fuck offa me asshole!
Bakura: Make me baka.
Yami: *kicks Bakura into a wall* I just did.
Bakura: *swears in Egyptian*
Jou: *stopped running* Nice one Yug'
Yugi: I didn't do anything.
Jou: Oh -_-
Steff: I'm tired of chasing you 2. Can you at least pick up your shit in the kitchen?
Bakura: *stands* Whatever. *goes into kitchen*
Jou: Sure *goes into kitchen*
Steff: *sits on couch* Great. Now I'm bored.
Jon: Why don't we play the guessing game with the god cards?
Ryou: How do you play?
Jon: First I need the god cards.
Seto: *staring at the screen* Here. *throws Obelisk to Jon*
Yami: *sitting on his couch* Here's mine. *hands Jon Slifer*
Malik: *sitting on same couch as Steff* Here you go. *hands Jon Ra*
Jon: Next, I put them on the coffee table and Steff will mix them.
Steff: Why do I have to do it?
Jon: You can shuffle cards faster than I can. Then you will put your finger on one and they have to guess the monster.
Steff: Okay. I'm ready. *Starts to shuffle the cards* (A/N: There are 3 cards face down on the table. When I say "shuffle," it means I'm moving them on the table. This is just in case you are confused.)
*Steff shuffles the cards so fast that there are sparks flying from the cards*
Steff: Okay *places finger on middle card* what is it Ryou?
Ryou: Umm. Ra?
Steff: Sorry but it's Slifer. *shows the card*
Ryou: Damn.
*The card starts to vibrate*
Steff: Whoa. That's weird.
Jon: What's wrong?
Steff: The cards vibrated for a few seconds.
Yami: I think it's in your head.
Steff: Maybe you're right. *puts card back on table*
*Bakura and Jou emerge from the kitchen*
Bakura: What's going on?
Yugi: We're playing the shuffle game.
Jou: OOOOOOOH I love this game. Let me try. What are the rules?
Jon: I have placed the God Cards on the table and you have to guess which one Steff points to. Got it?
Jou: Sounds simple enough. Let's begin.
Steff: Okay. *Starts shuffling the cards. Again sparks fly from the cards. She points to the card on her left* Guess the monster.
Jou: Hmmm. I guess Obelisk.
Steff: You're right. *shows the card*
Everyone except Steff, Jou, and Seto: O_O WHAT??!!!
Bakura: I'll be damned. We found something that the dog can do.
Joey: _ I told you not to call me that!
Seto: *has finally snapped back to reality* No one calls Jou a dog but me!
Everyone but Seto: O_O;;;
Seto: O_O Oh Fuck! I said that out loud didn't I?
Steff: Yes you did.
Seto: SHIT!
*The card vibrates again*
Steff: Son of a bitch!
Malik: What now?
Steff: The card vibrated again!
Jon: Are you sure?
Steff: Would I lie?
Jon: No.
Steff: I'll deal with it later. *puts Slifer and Obelisk on the comic book* Lets go to the arcade for a while.
Everyone but Steff and Seto: Okay. ^_^ *leaves the mansion*
Steff: SETO!!!
Seto: WHAT?
Steff: Turn that shit off! We're leaving.
Seto: Okay. *shuts off computer and walks out of the mansion*
Steff: /Everything should be fine while I'm gone/ *leaves mansion and locks up the place* Okay everyone. To the arcade!
Everyone: YAY!!! ^_^
(inside the mansion, a new power is awakened...)
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Steff: That's the end!
Jon: Jackass! You didn't even finish the mother-fucking story!
Steff: I know but we have to be somewhere right now.
Jon: We do? Where?
Steff: Dumbass! It's your birthday!
Jon: Oh yeah. ^_^ I got caught up in the story so much that I forgot all about it.
Steff: -_-;; Anyway, we have a party to go to so I will continue this tomorrow. I promise. Review please and I will read them later. Happy 4th of July. ^_^
Jon: Why are you happy then?
Steff: I went to fucking French Canada!
Jon: What's wrong with that?!
Steff: Well for starters, there was no Internet. Next, everything was in French!
Jon: -_-;; Ouch.
Steff: You wouldn't have lasted 2 minutes!
Jon: You're right. I wouldn't. I can't live without English...or electronics ^_^
Steff: -_-;; *sarcastically* yeeeaaahh. Anyway I'm back and it feels good! But seriously, I need to continue this story.
Yugi: It's about fucking time!
Jon: Where'd you come from?!
Yugi: I've been waiting for Steff to get off her ass and publish the story you 2 have been working on for Ra knows how fucking long!
Steff: Nice attitude Yugi! Where'd you get it?
Yugi: I think I might have been hangin' with Bakura too long.
Steff: Okaaaaaay? Back to the point, Jon and I have been working on this story for a while. If you don't already know, Jon is my best friend and today is his birthday so this story is dedicated to him.
Jon: Thanks! ^_^
Steff: Since you're here, can you do the disclaimer Yugi?
Yugi: Sure. Steff doesn't own Yu-gi-oh or any other shit other than Jon, herself, and this story. If you've got a problem, then sue her!
Steff: YOU LITTLE SHIT!! I'm gonna kick your ass!
Yugi: OH FUCK!! *starts running*
Steff: GET BACK HERE YOU FUCKER!!!! *chases after him*
Jon: I guess I'll get things started. On with the fic!
WARNING: If you haven't noticed by now, there is swearing in this. If there is a problem, then live with it! This is a non-yaoi fic because I'm not good with that shit. Also, rated R for randomness, sugar-high people, and WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!! MWAHAHAHAHA!
Jon: Steff! You dumbass! Now they think were terrorists!
Steff: Duh!
Jon: -_-;;;;
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~When Cartoons Meet Reality~
By: SteffieB14 and Jon (I don't know his codename)
(It is just another ordinary day. Jon, Yugi, Yami, Bakura, Ryou, Malik, Seto, Jounouchi, and Steff are at Steff's house. Bakura and Jou are in the kitchen, Seto is at a computer, Steff is on a couch reading the latest issue of Shonen Jump, Jon is standing near the door that goes to the kitchen, Yami is sleeping on another couch, and Yugi, Ryou, and Malik are playing with their millennium items. Everything was great until...)
Jou: *goes into the living room* I'm bored!
Bakura: *follow Jou* Me too.
Jon: Whatever you were doing in the kitchen didn't last, did it?
Steff: What are you talking about?
Jon: There was a lot of noise coming from the kitchen.
Steff: *puts comic book down on coffee table* I better go see what happened. /I have a feeling it won't be pleasant/ *goes into kitchen and sees about 50 knifes wedged into the walls and food and garbage everywhere* JOUNOUCHI AND BAKURA!!! *goes back into living room with a look of death in her eyes*
Jou: *freaked out* H-h-hi S-Steff.
Bakura: *also freaked out* N-nice d-day today isn't it?
Steff: *extremely mad* DON'T GIVE THAT SHIT YOU ASSHOLES! YOU TOTALLY FUCKED UP MY KITCHEN! BAKURA! WHY THE FUCK DID YOU THROW KNIFES AT MY KITCHEN WALL? THOSE ARE HARD TO REPLACE YOU DIP SHIT! AND YOU JOU. IF YOU WERE HUNGRY, YOU COULD HAVE ASKED BUT NO. YOU HAD TO EAT EVERY RA-DAMNED THING IN THE FUCKING FRIDGE AND LEAVE THE SHIT ON THE FUCKING FLOOR! YOU ARE BOTH FUCKING DEAD!! *starts to chase Jou and Bakura*
Bakura/Jou: Run away!! *starts running*
Yami: *now awake and on the floor laughing*
Ryou: *watching Bakura and Jou running* I hope you're not bored anymore!
Bakura: Shut the *pant* fuck up hikari!
Jon: I hope you all realize that you should never piss off Steff. She has a short temper.
Yugi: I can see that.
Malik: I hope they have realized it by now right Seto?
Seto: *finally looks away from computer* Huh? Did someone say my name?
Yugi: You fucking addict! You don't even know what's going on!
Seto: Sure I do.
Ryou: Prove it!
Seto: *thinking and sees Bakura jumping over the couch and land on Yami* Another one of Bakura's attempts to kill Yami. ^_^
Malik: -_-;;; Uhhh No.
Yami: WHAT THE FUCK TOMB ROBBER?!
Bakura: DON"T CALL ME THAT PHARAOH!!
Yami: Whatever! Just get the fuck offa me asshole!
Bakura: Make me baka.
Yami: *kicks Bakura into a wall* I just did.
Bakura: *swears in Egyptian*
Jou: *stopped running* Nice one Yug'
Yugi: I didn't do anything.
Jou: Oh -_-
Steff: I'm tired of chasing you 2. Can you at least pick up your shit in the kitchen?
Bakura: *stands* Whatever. *goes into kitchen*
Jou: Sure *goes into kitchen*
Steff: *sits on couch* Great. Now I'm bored.
Jon: Why don't we play the guessing game with the god cards?
Ryou: How do you play?
Jon: First I need the god cards.
Seto: *staring at the screen* Here. *throws Obelisk to Jon*
Yami: *sitting on his couch* Here's mine. *hands Jon Slifer*
Malik: *sitting on same couch as Steff* Here you go. *hands Jon Ra*
Jon: Next, I put them on the coffee table and Steff will mix them.
Steff: Why do I have to do it?
Jon: You can shuffle cards faster than I can. Then you will put your finger on one and they have to guess the monster.
Steff: Okay. I'm ready. *Starts to shuffle the cards* (A/N: There are 3 cards face down on the table. When I say "shuffle," it means I'm moving them on the table. This is just in case you are confused.)
*Steff shuffles the cards so fast that there are sparks flying from the cards*
Steff: Okay *places finger on middle card* what is it Ryou?
Ryou: Umm. Ra?
Steff: Sorry but it's Slifer. *shows the card*
Ryou: Damn.
*The card starts to vibrate*
Steff: Whoa. That's weird.
Jon: What's wrong?
Steff: The cards vibrated for a few seconds.
Yami: I think it's in your head.
Steff: Maybe you're right. *puts card back on table*
*Bakura and Jou emerge from the kitchen*
Bakura: What's going on?
Yugi: We're playing the shuffle game.
Jou: OOOOOOOH I love this game. Let me try. What are the rules?
Jon: I have placed the God Cards on the table and you have to guess which one Steff points to. Got it?
Jou: Sounds simple enough. Let's begin.
Steff: Okay. *Starts shuffling the cards. Again sparks fly from the cards. She points to the card on her left* Guess the monster.
Jou: Hmmm. I guess Obelisk.
Steff: You're right. *shows the card*
Everyone except Steff, Jou, and Seto: O_O WHAT??!!!
Bakura: I'll be damned. We found something that the dog can do.
Joey: _ I told you not to call me that!
Seto: *has finally snapped back to reality* No one calls Jou a dog but me!
Everyone but Seto: O_O;;;
Seto: O_O Oh Fuck! I said that out loud didn't I?
Steff: Yes you did.
Seto: SHIT!
*The card vibrates again*
Steff: Son of a bitch!
Malik: What now?
Steff: The card vibrated again!
Jon: Are you sure?
Steff: Would I lie?
Jon: No.
Steff: I'll deal with it later. *puts Slifer and Obelisk on the comic book* Lets go to the arcade for a while.
Everyone but Steff and Seto: Okay. ^_^ *leaves the mansion*
Steff: SETO!!!
Seto: WHAT?
Steff: Turn that shit off! We're leaving.
Seto: Okay. *shuts off computer and walks out of the mansion*
Steff: /Everything should be fine while I'm gone/ *leaves mansion and locks up the place* Okay everyone. To the arcade!
Everyone: YAY!!! ^_^
(inside the mansion, a new power is awakened...)
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Steff: That's the end!
Jon: Jackass! You didn't even finish the mother-fucking story!
Steff: I know but we have to be somewhere right now.
Jon: We do? Where?
Steff: Dumbass! It's your birthday!
Jon: Oh yeah. ^_^ I got caught up in the story so much that I forgot all about it.
Steff: -_-;; Anyway, we have a party to go to so I will continue this tomorrow. I promise. Review please and I will read them later. Happy 4th of July. ^_^