A New Years Intermission....






Narrator: Because Brad was stuck onstage for Thanksgiving, and because he wasn't brought back until Christmas day, Verie caved and granted Brad a short vacation time for New Years. So, Brad went home, deleted all the messages on his answering machine, and prepared to sleep in a bed for once.

Brad: thank God.. I FINALLY get some vacation time. ~grumbles~
*door bell rings*
Brad: .. what the hell...? -.-; ~answers door~
Yohji,Omi,Ken: We three people of no particular significance travel afar, we really have no clue where the hell we are. Da da da da da da da seeking shelter in yonder caaar...
Brad: .. ~blinks slowly~
Omi: We're looking for shelter from the storm. ~nodnod~
Brad: and I care.. why?
Ken: because, we were wondering if we could stay in your car.
Brad: ~arches eyebrow~ you want to stay in my car.
Yohji: yep.
Brad: and you think I'm that stupid.. why?
Omi: because it's in the script. And it's New Years. And it's storming out.
Brad: sucks to be you. ~slams door in their faces~

Narrator: and so, the three people of no particular significance didn't get shelter, and died. All because Brad Crawford didn't provide any form of shelter for them. Shame on him. Anyhow, so that night, he was visited by three spirits.

~convenient scene transition to Brad sleeping~

Schuldich: Braaaaaad. ~blinks~ ... He's not waking up. ~pokes Brad~ BRAD! WAKE UP!!! ... God.. he's a heavy sleeper. ~gives up and kicks him~
Brad: OW! What the hell?! ~glares~
Schuldich: I am the spirit of person of no particular significance number ONE.
Brad: ... You mean Kudou?
Schuldich: pretty much.
Brad: But you're Schuldich.
Schuldich: Jah. Let me rephrase that: I'm the spirit in representation of person of no particular significance number ONE.
Brad: ... Like some kind of spiritual lawyer?
Schuldich: Exactly!
Brad: -.-; oy vey... and let me guess, this is some kind of cheesy special chapter, right?
Schuldich: yup.
Brad: ~twitches~ IT'S MY VACATION!!! PART OF THE AGREEMENT WAS NO MORE CHAPTERS UNTIL IT'S OVER!!!
Schuldich: Yes, well, Verie lied. Now c'mon. I'm going to attempt to make you feel guilty for the sake of my client's soul.
Brad: ~glares~
Schuldich: That's the spirit! ^_^ ~drags Brad off and drags him to the Koneko~
Brad: It's their flower shop. ~glares~
Schuldich: But look! See those fangirls? They only bought flowers for the sake of Yohji. Whom you KILLED. He was their entire purpose in life, so thus, you've ruined their lives.
Brad: ... cool....
Schuldich: ~sweatdrop~ erm. right. Anyhow, so, since he's not here, the fangirls leave and become addicted to anime and die in a tragic accident at the book store fighting over the last Inu Yasha graphic novel. And it's all your fault.
Brad: ^_^
Schuldich: -.-;; And the business at the Koneko plummets. And a couple night clubs go out of business, and also! My drug dealing business fails. And it's all your fault!
Brad: Great!
Schuldich: -.-;; Ok... well.. that's all I've got. Great. ~twitches~ Baibai. ~disappears, and Brad is back in his bed~
Brad: ~blinks~ well... there's less fangirls in the world. ^_^ ~goes back to sleep~
Nagi: ~appears~ Crawford, wake up. ~blinks~ ... Ah.. yes.. Schuldich warned my about this. ~sends Brad flying into the wall~
Brad: -.-; actually, Nagi, I was ALREADY AWAKE. ~death glare~
Nagi: .. whoops ^_^;;
Brad: And why are you here exactly?
Nagi: I'm the spirit in represenation of person of no particular significance number TWO.
Brad: .. peachy.
Nagi: I'm here to show you the results of your KILLING Omi. ~sniffle~
Brad: and what, praytell, are those?
Nagi: ~hauls Brad off to the Koneko~ FIRST! All the Omi fangirls turn into MY fangirls. And I have ENOUGH fangirls. And you know what happens?! I GET SUFFOCATED! TO DEATH! BECAUSE OF YOU!! ~points accusingly at Crawford~
Brad: ... peachy?
Nagi: ~glares~And SECOND! The business at the Koneko plummets, because the Omi fangirls aren't coming anymore because they're now Nagi fangirls and Nagi's dead so they all start watching Tenshi ni Narumon! So then the profits of Weiss Kreuz plummet because there's less people buying merchandise!!!
Brad: ~shrugs~ too bad.
Nagi: ~keeps glaring~ THIRD! The local animal shelter goes out of business because Omi was the only volunteer.
Brad: and I care.. why?
Nagi: So THEN there's dogs and cats and other small animals running all over. And then YOU get bitten by a rabid german shepherd and DIE. Don't you care about THAT?!
Brad: Not now that you've warned me to stay away from German Shepherds.
Nagi: ~face faults~ You're horrible.
Brad: thanks.
Nagi: ~grumbles and Brad reappears back in his room~ I hate you -.-; ~disappears~
Brad: ... well, that's two down, one to go. ~waits patiently~
Farf: I am the spirit in representation of person of no particular significance number THREE.
Brad: Yes, I know.
Farf: great. ~drags Brad to the Koneko~
Brad: -.-; this is getting OLD.
Farf: Ok, so the business at the Koneko SIGNIFICANTLY plummets because Ken's gone.
Brad: woo.
Farf: And then the Japanese soccer teams die out, because Ken was teaching children to play soccer, but without him as a coach, there's no one to go on to the big leagues and the big leagues die.
Brad: then maybe there will be something good on T.V for once.
Farf: And the Ken fangirls are forced to get lives.
Brad: spiffy.
Farf: AND GOD LAUGHS!! ~waves knife threateningly at Crawford~ AND YOU WILL BE RESPONSIBLE!! YOU WILL BE RESPONSIBLE FOR BRINGING GOD PLEASURE! DIEEEEEEEEEEE!!! ~lunges at Crawford~
Brad: O.O; ~dodges~ WAIT! Don't kill me!!! ~twitch~ Fine, I'll play along. So what do I have to do to change all this???
Farf: Well, come to your trial and plead guilty for the murder of the three people of no particular significance. Got it?
Brad: .. sounds simple enough. ~blinks~

Narrator: so, at the trial....

Judge Persia: We are here today for the trial of Brad Crawford, who is responsible for the death of three people of no particular significance.
Schu,Yohji,Farf,Ken,Nagi,Omi: ~all nod~
Brad: ~looks bored~
Judge Persia: So, we have Schuldich, the spirit in representation of person of no particular significance number ONE. And then Nagi, the spirit in representation of person of no particular significance number TWO and-
Aya: can we just move on??? This is taking too long.
Judge Persia: .. erm.. right. And then we have Aya Fujimiya, the spirit in representation of Brad Crawford, or the murderer of the three people of no particular significance, right?
Aya: yes.
Brad: ~falls asleep~
Persia: .. -.-; someone wake him up.
Aya: ~kicks Brad~
Brad: ~wakes up~ what is it with redheads and kicking me?! ~glares~
Persia: anyhow... Crawford, how do you plead?
Brad: ~glances at Farf, who is glaring at him and licking a knife~ erm.. guilty.. I guess O.o;;
Persia: ~blinks~ um.. okay... ... now what?
Brad: ~hopeful~ let me go and live a long and happy life, never to appear in fanfiction ever ever again?
Persia: -.-; nice try.
Brad: ~shrugs~ it was worth a shot.
Persia: Anyhow, as your punishment, you must work at the Koneko with the newly revived people of no particular significance and the spirit in representation of you for the rest of your vacation!
Brad: O.O
Persia: MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Narrator: and thus.. the next day...

Brad: -.-; I hate this. ~spraying insecticide on plants and being mauled by fangirls~
Aya: it's what I go through every day. ~yells at fangirls~
Schu: MWAHAHAHA!! ~pushes past fangirls to get to Brad~ Aaaw... lookit yer pretty black apron!! ^_^
Brad: ~glare~
Schu: ~pats Brad~ You're such a pretty florist, Braddie. ^_~
Brad: ~sprays insecticide in Schu's face~
Schu: GAAAAAAAAH! IT BURNS!!!!!!!! ~rolling on the floor screaming~
Brad: .... ~walks over to Weiss~ How much for a gallon of this stuff??? ^_^
Weiss: ~massive sweatdrop~
Omi: .. maybe we should just have him wash windows...
Brad: ~off spraying fangirls with insecticide~ MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Narrator: and thus, Brad learned his lesson... or not... um... he had a lot of fun on his rather.. short vacation... and um... yes. ... That's... about it... ~blink~
Brad: MWUAHAHAHA! ~sprays the Narrator with insecticide~
Narrator: -.-; Insecticide doesn't work on Narrators, we're omnipotent.
Brad: ... damn. ~walks off to find Schu~

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Author Notes:

Verie: ah.. ha. I'd like to thank Shanna/Farfie (Farfy -.-;;;) for inspiring this... inadvertantly. ^_^;; Basically, she came over a couple days ago, and when we went to take her home there was a storm and of course, I had to start singing about it. MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! .. So jah. Happy New Year everyone :P