Jon: *pacing the floor* Where the fuck is Steff? She was supposed to
finish this story a while ago! I swear, if she doesn't get here in the next
5 minutes, I'm gonna go and kill...
*Front door breaks*
Jon: What the fuck?!
Steff: *comes through the door on a dirt bike* YEEEEEEHAAAAAA!!!
Jon: Steff?! Is that you?
Steff: *turns bike off and removes helmet* Yeah. It's me.
Jon: Where the fuck have you been?! I thought you might have been killed or something!
Steff: I went out for a while on my new motorcycle. I guess I was out longer than usual.
Jon: When did you get a motorcycle?
Steff: Last weekend.
Jon: Cool. Oh I almost forgot. You got a review from Bria.
Steff: Bria?
Jon: Yeah. While you were out, she reviewed the fic and she wants to be in it.
Steff: I think we can manage.
Jon: Okay. Start the fic and we will put her in here somewhere.
Steff: Alright. I don't own Yu-gi-oh or any other companies that might show up in this. I own Jon, myself, this story, and now a tight ass motorcycle! ^_^
Jon: -_-;;; Okaaaaay?
WARNING: Rated R for swearing, randomness, and other bullshit that can't be shown to children under 13.
Jon: Why is it R then? You could make it PG-13.
Steff: I know but it's just more fun to have an R story than PG-13 story.
Jon: -_-;;;
(Events)
*Actions*
/thoughts/
//communications// (i.e. yami-hikari, phone)
~Intermission~
*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*
~When Cartoons Meet Reality~ Part 2
By: SteffieB14 and BusterbladerX (found his codename)
(When we last left our heroes...Fuck that...our friends...Shit!)
Jon: What the fuck have you been smokin' Steff?!
Steff: I can't get the friendship thing outta my head. It's you fucking fault too!
Jon: Why me?
Steff: You had to invite Anzu to your party. I warned you about her but did you listen, NO! So she went on about how important friendship is for 6 fucking hours!
Jon: Can you at least last long enough to finish the story?
Steff: I'll try.
(Anyway, the gang was last seen going to the arcade so that's where this story will start...)
Jou: *at a shooting game* DIE YOU MOTHER-FUCKERS DIE!!!!!
Ryou: *watching Jou* You're really kickin' ass Jou.
(Somewhere else in the Arcade...)
Yami: *sitting in a car* GO! PIECE OF SHIT GO!
Yugi: *watching Yami* It's only a game Yami.
Yami: MOVE YOUR ASS YOU RETARDED GREEN CAR! *Turns his own car off the road and gets game over* Fuck fuck FUCK!!!
Bakura: You suck Pharaoh.
Yami: Like you could do better.
Bakura: I bet you I could. *Gets in the car and plays the game*
(In another area...)
Steff: Go Tyrant Dragon! Whoop his ass!
Jon: Not likely. Fight back Yamata Dragon!
Malik: I haven't even heard of these duel monsters!
Seto: How do you like my new simulators?
Steff: They work like a charm.
Jon: And the monsters look more realistic too.
Steff: And I win.
Jon: What? *Sees that his monster has been digitized* Shit!
Steff: Anyway it's getting late and they'll be closing soon.
Malik: We'd better go get everyone.
Jon: Okay.
(Everyone was found in about 10 min. In the center of the arcade...)
Bakura: I told you you sucked Yami.
Yami: You just got lucky. That's all.
Bakura: It's skill baby!
Steff: I take it you 2 had fun. How about you Jou?
Jou: I made the highest score of all time!
Jon: No way!
Ryou: It's true.
Steff: We had fun too.
*Out of nowhere, Bria appeared*
Bria: BAKURA!!! *Tackles Bakura*
Bakura: Who the fuck are you?!
Bria: I'm your new girlfriend.
Bakura: What?!
Steff: Hi I'm Steff. What's your name?
Bria: Bria.
Jon: Nice to meet you. I'm Jon.
Bria: *gets off Bakura* Hi. What are we doing now?
Gamekeeper: You are all leaving. NOW! *Kicks everyone out the door*
(Outside the arcade...)
Bria: You meanie! I ought to kill you right...
Jou: Whoa. Don't get carried away Bria.
Bria: *snuggles up to Jou* Why can't I kill him?
Jou: *blushing a little* If you kill him, we can't come back.
Bria: Oh yeah. Where to now?
Malik: Can we go back to your house Steff?
Steff: Sure. Why?
Seto: We left our stuff there.
Steff: Oh yeah.
(At Steff's house...)
Steff: We're back. *Unlocks the door and sees that the house is...*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Steff: Lunchtime!
Jon: Oh come on! The suspense!
Steff: An authoress has to eat you know.
Jon: Make it quick.
(5 min. later...)
Steff: That was a good burger. ^_^
Jon: T_T# FINISH THE FUCKING STORY!!!
Steff: Someone is eager today. Did you have a sugar overdose?
Jon: Maaaaaybe. ^_^
Steff: -_-;;; Whatever.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*...perfectly normal*
Malik: It looks the same.
Bria: Cool house Steff.
Steff: Thanks ^_^
Bakura: //Ryou. Do you feel that? //
Ryou: //Feel what? //
Bakura: //There is an evil essence in here//
Ryou: //I can't sense anything//
Yami: //I also sense an evil presence in here but I can't place it//
Yugi: //I think you need to rest Yami//
Jon: *picks up Obelisk and hands it to Seto. There is an unnoticeable flash of light* Here Seto.
Seto: Thanks. I better get home and check on Mokuba. Later Steff. *Picks up briefcase and walks out the front door. *
Steff: *picks up Slifer and notices the flash of light* /That was weird. Oh well/ Here Yugi.
Yugi: Thanks Steff. Come on Yami. We should get home too.
Yami: You're right.
Jou: Let me come with you.
Yami: Okay. *All three walk out the door*
Ryou: We should go too.
Bakura: Whatever.
Ryou: What's wrong Bakura?
Bakura: I actually like this place. I don't want to leave.
Steff: Thanks Bakura, but I think you should go home with Ryou.
Bakura: Why?
Ryou: I'll be lonely. Please come with me Bakura? O.O (A/N: puppy dog eyes.)
Bakura: Ra I hate it when you do that. Fine, I come home.
Ryou: Yay! ^_^ *They both leave*
Bria: I come too. Bye Steff. *Walks out door*
Steff: Bye Bria.
Malik: Now that that's settled, *picks up Ra and his Rod* I'm gonna go home too.
Jon: Can you give me a ride Malik?
Malik: Sure.
Jon: See ya tomorrow Steff. *They leave*
Steff: Bye. *Locks door after they leave* /Now that that's over, I'm gonna sleep on the couch. I'm too lazy to go upstairs/ *turns off light in living room and falls asleep on the couch*
(Yugi's house...)
Yugi: Did you have a good day Yami?
Yami: Yes.
Yugi: I'm glad. We'll have more fun tomorrow. *Places Slifer on nightstand* Good night Yami.
Yami: Goodnight Yugi. *Vaporizes into the puzzle*
*A cloud of smoke with red eyes floats over Slifer's card and goes out the window toward Steff's house*
(The next morning at Steff's house...)
Steff: *yawn* Morning already?
*There is a shuffling noise coming from the kitchen*
Steff: What the fuck? Did someone break into my house overnight? *Goes into kitchen* AHHHHHHH! WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS THAT?
Creature: *makes weird noises and hides under the table*
Steff: I must have scared it. I'm calling pest control to take care of whatever the fucking hell that was! * Goes into living room and is about to call pest control when the phone rings. Steff answers the phone. *
Steff: Hello?
Jon: *in a shaky voice //Steff? It's Jon//
Steff: What's up?
Jon: //There's a huge rat in my closet. I thought I'd ask you to help me//
Steff: I'm having the same problem except that my looks like...a...OH MY RA!!!
wrong? Steff? What's...HOLY SHIT!!//
Steff: *notices the creature at her feet sitting up like a dog* Slifer?
Slifer: *makes friendly sounds*
Steff: Hey Jon! You still there?
Jon: // Steff. This is gonna sound weird but, I HAVE A 3-FOOT TALL OBELISK IN MY FUCKING LIVING ROOM! //
Steff: It's not weird. I have a 3-foot tall Slifer in my living room too. Why don't you bring Obelisk over and we can figure this out.
Jon: //I'M NOT GONNA PICK UP A FUCKING ILLUSION! //
Steff: /He could be right/ *reaches down to pet Slifer and succeeds* This ain't an illusion Jon. Don't freak out. He probably likes you anyway so just pick him up and bring him here. I'll wait for you.
Jon: //Okay Steff. See you in a few minutes. // *Hangs up phone*
Steff: *hangs up phone*
(10 minutes later...)
Jon: *comes through front door really freaked out* Get that fucking thing away from me! *Throws Obelisk at the couch and Obelisk looks around. Jon then sits in a chair*
Steff: *is stroking Slifer, who is sitting in her lap* You could be a little more gentle with him. *Notices Obelisk get off the couch and walk towards Jon* See? He likes you. ^_^
Jon: *still a little freaked out* whatever. Anyway, can we solve this problem?
Steff: I'm not even sure what caused it.
Jon: *decides to pick up Obelisk and keep him in his lap* Well, it probably happened yesterday...
*The YGO cast walks through the door (the same people as before)*
Yami: Hi Steff. *Notices Slifer* WHAT THE FUCK?
Seto: *notices Obelisk* HOLY SHIT!
Steff: Welcome back.
Malik: How the fucking hell did you make the God cards real?
Jon: We're trying to figure that out now.
Steff: Anyone besides Bria and Seto remember what happened yesterday?
Seto/Bria: Why can't we help?
Steff: Bria wasn't here yesterday.
Yugi: And Seto was glued to a computer screen so he wasn't paying attention.
Jon: Let's try to recap. First we all came over.
Jou: Then Bakura and I fucked up Steff's kitchen.
Steff: I'm still pissed at you for that too.
Slifer: *starts to growl and bear teeth at Jou and Bakura*
Bria: It seems like those creatures reflect feelings of the master. Watch out guys.
*Both Jou and Bakura wince*
Jon: Then Steff chased Jou and Bakura for 20 minutes or something.
Yami: Then the dumbass tomb robber tackled me.
Ryou: Then you 2 started fighting until Steff told Bakura and Jou to clean.
Jon: Then we played the guessing game with the god cards.
Steff: *stands abruptly causing Slifer to fall on the floor* That's it!
Slifer: *growls at Steff*
Steff: Oops. Sorry Slifer. *Picks him up and puts him on the couch*
Malik: You remember something?
Steff: Yes. I was shuffling the cards really fast, causing sparks to fly from the cards.
Jon: So?
Steff: So I must have powered up the cards that I pointed to.
Bria: Slifer and Obelisk.
Jou: O_O;; How did you know that?
Bria: It seemed kinda obvious.
Yugi: Anyway, that isn't enough info.
Steff: Well, I remember that the cards vibrated. Oh! I put them on the comic book that I was reading yesterday before we left.
Bakura: That might have opened a channel between the 2 worlds.
Bria: *hugs Bakura* You're so smart Bakura.
Bakura: Thanks. ^_^
Seto: I still don't know why the monsters like you 2 *points to Steff and Jon*
*Slifer and Obelisk growl and tackle Seto at the same time*
Seto: .O OW! GET THESE MOTHER FUCKERS OFFA ME!!!
Jou: *Laughing so hard that he fell off the couch he was sitting on*
(5 min later...)
Steff: Alright Slifer. That's enough.
Jon: You too Obelisk.
*both monsters stop fighting with Seto and go back to their masters*
Seto: *badly bruised and injured* TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH!!
Bria: That was entertaining ^_^
Seto: For you maybe.
Steff: That will teach you to call them "monsters"
Seto: Whatever. /Those little cretins will suffer/
Yugi: Why do they like you 2 anyway?
Steff: When I picked up Slifer yesterday, I noticed a flash of light.
Jon: We must have given them the energy to get to this world.
Jou: That's enough info for me.
Seto: Aw. The puppy's brain has overloaded.
Jou: Shut up you fucking nerd! *tackles Seto*
*Jou and Seto start fighting*
Bria: Aren't you going to stop them?
Steff: Nah. Seto needs to be smacked around once in a while. (A/N: sorry Seto fans!)
Ryou: So how are we going to solve this problem?
Steff: I don't know. Actually, I wanna keep Slifer.
Everyone but Steff, Jou, and Seto: O_O WHAT!!!
Bakura: You can't be serious!
Yami: You can't keep a duel mon...
*Obelisk perks up*
Yami: Uh I mean...a dragon in your home. It might upset the balance between worlds.
Bria: Who cares?
Jou: *stopped fighting* Yeah. I agree with Bria.
Bria: Yay ^_^ *gives Jou a hug* Ewwww! You're covered in blood.
Jou: Huh? *looks at himself and sees that it is true* oops ^_^; Can I use your bathroom Steff?
Steff: Down the hall, to the left.
Jou: Thanks. *walks out of the room*
Seto: I better get cleaned up.
Steff: Fine but use the other bathroom upstairs. I don't want any other unnecessary business happening while I'm not looking.
Seto: Whatever. *goes upstairs*
Jon: I think I will keep Obelisk too.
Steff: Well that's a change of heart. When you came here this morning, you wanted to get rid of him ASAP.
Jon: Yeah well...I think he might be useful.
Malik: What do you mean?
Jon: I have a large house but only I live there. I get lonely sometimes.
Yami: *mutters* Wimp.
Jon: I heard that stupid ass! You're even wimpier!
Yugi: *yawn* This is boring!
Jou: *drying his hair with a towel* Yeah. Let's go outside. It's a nice day.
Steff: Sure. Come on Slifer.
*Slifer wakes up from sleeping*
Bakura: You're bring him?
Steff: You actually thought I'd leave him here. Think of the destruction.
Bakura: hmm...
~Bakura's vision~
*Slifer is raiding the sugar stash and eating all the sugar*
~End~
Bakura: Good point.
Ryou: Let's go to the park.
Yugi: That's a good idea.
Jon: There probably won't be anyone there after we get there.
Seto: *finally back from the shower* Why not?
Steff: Everyone will probably freak out screaming "What the fucking hell are those things?"
Bakura: What are we waiting for? Let's go torture people! *runs out the front door*
Bria: Wait up Bakura! *follows after him*
Yugi: Shall we?
Yami: Let's. *everyone walks out the door and Steff locks up*
(Somewhere nearby, a monster escapes through a black portal...)
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-*
Steff: POLL TIME!!
Jon: What the? Your just going to end it like that? What's the fucking deal?!
Steff: I believe in that "let the people decide" shit.
Jon: Fine. To the people reading this. Don't take to long to decide!
Steff: Here's the poll...
The monster should be...
A. Winged Dragon Ra
B. Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon
C. Red Eyes Black Dragon
Jon: There! 3 Dragons. We love Dragon types so please pick soon.
Steff: And wish me a happy birthday too ^_^ It's July 15!!
Jon: That's it for now. See ya soon! R&R.
Steff: Now that that's settled, wanna go to the movies?
Jon: Oh Yeah!
Steff: Then hop on.
Jon: I can't believe that you parked your motorcycle in your house!
Steff: Meh! It doesn't matter.
Jon -_-;;
*both Jon and Steff get on Steff's motorcycle and go out the door*
*Front door breaks*
Jon: What the fuck?!
Steff: *comes through the door on a dirt bike* YEEEEEEHAAAAAA!!!
Jon: Steff?! Is that you?
Steff: *turns bike off and removes helmet* Yeah. It's me.
Jon: Where the fuck have you been?! I thought you might have been killed or something!
Steff: I went out for a while on my new motorcycle. I guess I was out longer than usual.
Jon: When did you get a motorcycle?
Steff: Last weekend.
Jon: Cool. Oh I almost forgot. You got a review from Bria.
Steff: Bria?
Jon: Yeah. While you were out, she reviewed the fic and she wants to be in it.
Steff: I think we can manage.
Jon: Okay. Start the fic and we will put her in here somewhere.
Steff: Alright. I don't own Yu-gi-oh or any other companies that might show up in this. I own Jon, myself, this story, and now a tight ass motorcycle! ^_^
Jon: -_-;;; Okaaaaay?
WARNING: Rated R for swearing, randomness, and other bullshit that can't be shown to children under 13.
Jon: Why is it R then? You could make it PG-13.
Steff: I know but it's just more fun to have an R story than PG-13 story.
Jon: -_-;;;
(Events)
*Actions*
/thoughts/
//communications// (i.e. yami-hikari, phone)
~Intermission~
*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*
~When Cartoons Meet Reality~ Part 2
By: SteffieB14 and BusterbladerX (found his codename)
(When we last left our heroes...Fuck that...our friends...Shit!)
Jon: What the fuck have you been smokin' Steff?!
Steff: I can't get the friendship thing outta my head. It's you fucking fault too!
Jon: Why me?
Steff: You had to invite Anzu to your party. I warned you about her but did you listen, NO! So she went on about how important friendship is for 6 fucking hours!
Jon: Can you at least last long enough to finish the story?
Steff: I'll try.
(Anyway, the gang was last seen going to the arcade so that's where this story will start...)
Jou: *at a shooting game* DIE YOU MOTHER-FUCKERS DIE!!!!!
Ryou: *watching Jou* You're really kickin' ass Jou.
(Somewhere else in the Arcade...)
Yami: *sitting in a car* GO! PIECE OF SHIT GO!
Yugi: *watching Yami* It's only a game Yami.
Yami: MOVE YOUR ASS YOU RETARDED GREEN CAR! *Turns his own car off the road and gets game over* Fuck fuck FUCK!!!
Bakura: You suck Pharaoh.
Yami: Like you could do better.
Bakura: I bet you I could. *Gets in the car and plays the game*
(In another area...)
Steff: Go Tyrant Dragon! Whoop his ass!
Jon: Not likely. Fight back Yamata Dragon!
Malik: I haven't even heard of these duel monsters!
Seto: How do you like my new simulators?
Steff: They work like a charm.
Jon: And the monsters look more realistic too.
Steff: And I win.
Jon: What? *Sees that his monster has been digitized* Shit!
Steff: Anyway it's getting late and they'll be closing soon.
Malik: We'd better go get everyone.
Jon: Okay.
(Everyone was found in about 10 min. In the center of the arcade...)
Bakura: I told you you sucked Yami.
Yami: You just got lucky. That's all.
Bakura: It's skill baby!
Steff: I take it you 2 had fun. How about you Jou?
Jou: I made the highest score of all time!
Jon: No way!
Ryou: It's true.
Steff: We had fun too.
*Out of nowhere, Bria appeared*
Bria: BAKURA!!! *Tackles Bakura*
Bakura: Who the fuck are you?!
Bria: I'm your new girlfriend.
Bakura: What?!
Steff: Hi I'm Steff. What's your name?
Bria: Bria.
Jon: Nice to meet you. I'm Jon.
Bria: *gets off Bakura* Hi. What are we doing now?
Gamekeeper: You are all leaving. NOW! *Kicks everyone out the door*
(Outside the arcade...)
Bria: You meanie! I ought to kill you right...
Jou: Whoa. Don't get carried away Bria.
Bria: *snuggles up to Jou* Why can't I kill him?
Jou: *blushing a little* If you kill him, we can't come back.
Bria: Oh yeah. Where to now?
Malik: Can we go back to your house Steff?
Steff: Sure. Why?
Seto: We left our stuff there.
Steff: Oh yeah.
(At Steff's house...)
Steff: We're back. *Unlocks the door and sees that the house is...*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Steff: Lunchtime!
Jon: Oh come on! The suspense!
Steff: An authoress has to eat you know.
Jon: Make it quick.
(5 min. later...)
Steff: That was a good burger. ^_^
Jon: T_T# FINISH THE FUCKING STORY!!!
Steff: Someone is eager today. Did you have a sugar overdose?
Jon: Maaaaaybe. ^_^
Steff: -_-;;; Whatever.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*...perfectly normal*
Malik: It looks the same.
Bria: Cool house Steff.
Steff: Thanks ^_^
Bakura: //Ryou. Do you feel that? //
Ryou: //Feel what? //
Bakura: //There is an evil essence in here//
Ryou: //I can't sense anything//
Yami: //I also sense an evil presence in here but I can't place it//
Yugi: //I think you need to rest Yami//
Jon: *picks up Obelisk and hands it to Seto. There is an unnoticeable flash of light* Here Seto.
Seto: Thanks. I better get home and check on Mokuba. Later Steff. *Picks up briefcase and walks out the front door. *
Steff: *picks up Slifer and notices the flash of light* /That was weird. Oh well/ Here Yugi.
Yugi: Thanks Steff. Come on Yami. We should get home too.
Yami: You're right.
Jou: Let me come with you.
Yami: Okay. *All three walk out the door*
Ryou: We should go too.
Bakura: Whatever.
Ryou: What's wrong Bakura?
Bakura: I actually like this place. I don't want to leave.
Steff: Thanks Bakura, but I think you should go home with Ryou.
Bakura: Why?
Ryou: I'll be lonely. Please come with me Bakura? O.O (A/N: puppy dog eyes.)
Bakura: Ra I hate it when you do that. Fine, I come home.
Ryou: Yay! ^_^ *They both leave*
Bria: I come too. Bye Steff. *Walks out door*
Steff: Bye Bria.
Malik: Now that that's settled, *picks up Ra and his Rod* I'm gonna go home too.
Jon: Can you give me a ride Malik?
Malik: Sure.
Jon: See ya tomorrow Steff. *They leave*
Steff: Bye. *Locks door after they leave* /Now that that's over, I'm gonna sleep on the couch. I'm too lazy to go upstairs/ *turns off light in living room and falls asleep on the couch*
(Yugi's house...)
Yugi: Did you have a good day Yami?
Yami: Yes.
Yugi: I'm glad. We'll have more fun tomorrow. *Places Slifer on nightstand* Good night Yami.
Yami: Goodnight Yugi. *Vaporizes into the puzzle*
*A cloud of smoke with red eyes floats over Slifer's card and goes out the window toward Steff's house*
(The next morning at Steff's house...)
Steff: *yawn* Morning already?
*There is a shuffling noise coming from the kitchen*
Steff: What the fuck? Did someone break into my house overnight? *Goes into kitchen* AHHHHHHH! WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS THAT?
Creature: *makes weird noises and hides under the table*
Steff: I must have scared it. I'm calling pest control to take care of whatever the fucking hell that was! * Goes into living room and is about to call pest control when the phone rings. Steff answers the phone. *
Steff: Hello?
Jon: *in a shaky voice //Steff? It's Jon//
Steff: What's up?
Jon: //There's a huge rat in my closet. I thought I'd ask you to help me//
Steff: I'm having the same problem except that my looks like...a...OH MY RA!!!
wrong? Steff? What's...HOLY SHIT!!//
Steff: *notices the creature at her feet sitting up like a dog* Slifer?
Slifer: *makes friendly sounds*
Steff: Hey Jon! You still there?
Jon: // Steff. This is gonna sound weird but, I HAVE A 3-FOOT TALL OBELISK IN MY FUCKING LIVING ROOM! //
Steff: It's not weird. I have a 3-foot tall Slifer in my living room too. Why don't you bring Obelisk over and we can figure this out.
Jon: //I'M NOT GONNA PICK UP A FUCKING ILLUSION! //
Steff: /He could be right/ *reaches down to pet Slifer and succeeds* This ain't an illusion Jon. Don't freak out. He probably likes you anyway so just pick him up and bring him here. I'll wait for you.
Jon: //Okay Steff. See you in a few minutes. // *Hangs up phone*
Steff: *hangs up phone*
(10 minutes later...)
Jon: *comes through front door really freaked out* Get that fucking thing away from me! *Throws Obelisk at the couch and Obelisk looks around. Jon then sits in a chair*
Steff: *is stroking Slifer, who is sitting in her lap* You could be a little more gentle with him. *Notices Obelisk get off the couch and walk towards Jon* See? He likes you. ^_^
Jon: *still a little freaked out* whatever. Anyway, can we solve this problem?
Steff: I'm not even sure what caused it.
Jon: *decides to pick up Obelisk and keep him in his lap* Well, it probably happened yesterday...
*The YGO cast walks through the door (the same people as before)*
Yami: Hi Steff. *Notices Slifer* WHAT THE FUCK?
Seto: *notices Obelisk* HOLY SHIT!
Steff: Welcome back.
Malik: How the fucking hell did you make the God cards real?
Jon: We're trying to figure that out now.
Steff: Anyone besides Bria and Seto remember what happened yesterday?
Seto/Bria: Why can't we help?
Steff: Bria wasn't here yesterday.
Yugi: And Seto was glued to a computer screen so he wasn't paying attention.
Jon: Let's try to recap. First we all came over.
Jou: Then Bakura and I fucked up Steff's kitchen.
Steff: I'm still pissed at you for that too.
Slifer: *starts to growl and bear teeth at Jou and Bakura*
Bria: It seems like those creatures reflect feelings of the master. Watch out guys.
*Both Jou and Bakura wince*
Jon: Then Steff chased Jou and Bakura for 20 minutes or something.
Yami: Then the dumbass tomb robber tackled me.
Ryou: Then you 2 started fighting until Steff told Bakura and Jou to clean.
Jon: Then we played the guessing game with the god cards.
Steff: *stands abruptly causing Slifer to fall on the floor* That's it!
Slifer: *growls at Steff*
Steff: Oops. Sorry Slifer. *Picks him up and puts him on the couch*
Malik: You remember something?
Steff: Yes. I was shuffling the cards really fast, causing sparks to fly from the cards.
Jon: So?
Steff: So I must have powered up the cards that I pointed to.
Bria: Slifer and Obelisk.
Jou: O_O;; How did you know that?
Bria: It seemed kinda obvious.
Yugi: Anyway, that isn't enough info.
Steff: Well, I remember that the cards vibrated. Oh! I put them on the comic book that I was reading yesterday before we left.
Bakura: That might have opened a channel between the 2 worlds.
Bria: *hugs Bakura* You're so smart Bakura.
Bakura: Thanks. ^_^
Seto: I still don't know why the monsters like you 2 *points to Steff and Jon*
*Slifer and Obelisk growl and tackle Seto at the same time*
Seto: .O OW! GET THESE MOTHER FUCKERS OFFA ME!!!
Jou: *Laughing so hard that he fell off the couch he was sitting on*
(5 min later...)
Steff: Alright Slifer. That's enough.
Jon: You too Obelisk.
*both monsters stop fighting with Seto and go back to their masters*
Seto: *badly bruised and injured* TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH!!
Bria: That was entertaining ^_^
Seto: For you maybe.
Steff: That will teach you to call them "monsters"
Seto: Whatever. /Those little cretins will suffer/
Yugi: Why do they like you 2 anyway?
Steff: When I picked up Slifer yesterday, I noticed a flash of light.
Jon: We must have given them the energy to get to this world.
Jou: That's enough info for me.
Seto: Aw. The puppy's brain has overloaded.
Jou: Shut up you fucking nerd! *tackles Seto*
*Jou and Seto start fighting*
Bria: Aren't you going to stop them?
Steff: Nah. Seto needs to be smacked around once in a while. (A/N: sorry Seto fans!)
Ryou: So how are we going to solve this problem?
Steff: I don't know. Actually, I wanna keep Slifer.
Everyone but Steff, Jou, and Seto: O_O WHAT!!!
Bakura: You can't be serious!
Yami: You can't keep a duel mon...
*Obelisk perks up*
Yami: Uh I mean...a dragon in your home. It might upset the balance between worlds.
Bria: Who cares?
Jou: *stopped fighting* Yeah. I agree with Bria.
Bria: Yay ^_^ *gives Jou a hug* Ewwww! You're covered in blood.
Jou: Huh? *looks at himself and sees that it is true* oops ^_^; Can I use your bathroom Steff?
Steff: Down the hall, to the left.
Jou: Thanks. *walks out of the room*
Seto: I better get cleaned up.
Steff: Fine but use the other bathroom upstairs. I don't want any other unnecessary business happening while I'm not looking.
Seto: Whatever. *goes upstairs*
Jon: I think I will keep Obelisk too.
Steff: Well that's a change of heart. When you came here this morning, you wanted to get rid of him ASAP.
Jon: Yeah well...I think he might be useful.
Malik: What do you mean?
Jon: I have a large house but only I live there. I get lonely sometimes.
Yami: *mutters* Wimp.
Jon: I heard that stupid ass! You're even wimpier!
Yugi: *yawn* This is boring!
Jou: *drying his hair with a towel* Yeah. Let's go outside. It's a nice day.
Steff: Sure. Come on Slifer.
*Slifer wakes up from sleeping*
Bakura: You're bring him?
Steff: You actually thought I'd leave him here. Think of the destruction.
Bakura: hmm...
~Bakura's vision~
*Slifer is raiding the sugar stash and eating all the sugar*
~End~
Bakura: Good point.
Ryou: Let's go to the park.
Yugi: That's a good idea.
Jon: There probably won't be anyone there after we get there.
Seto: *finally back from the shower* Why not?
Steff: Everyone will probably freak out screaming "What the fucking hell are those things?"
Bakura: What are we waiting for? Let's go torture people! *runs out the front door*
Bria: Wait up Bakura! *follows after him*
Yugi: Shall we?
Yami: Let's. *everyone walks out the door and Steff locks up*
(Somewhere nearby, a monster escapes through a black portal...)
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Steff: POLL TIME!!
Jon: What the? Your just going to end it like that? What's the fucking deal?!
Steff: I believe in that "let the people decide" shit.
Jon: Fine. To the people reading this. Don't take to long to decide!
Steff: Here's the poll...
The monster should be...
A. Winged Dragon Ra
B. Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon
C. Red Eyes Black Dragon
Jon: There! 3 Dragons. We love Dragon types so please pick soon.
Steff: And wish me a happy birthday too ^_^ It's July 15!!
Jon: That's it for now. See ya soon! R&R.
Steff: Now that that's settled, wanna go to the movies?
Jon: Oh Yeah!
Steff: Then hop on.
Jon: I can't believe that you parked your motorcycle in your house!
Steff: Meh! It doesn't matter.
Jon -_-;;
*both Jon and Steff get on Steff's motorcycle and go out the door*