Steff: Hey peoples! I'm back from a long writer's block.
Jon: It's about fucking time! The people have spoken.
Steff: And the winner is...Winged Dragon of Ra!
Malik: Yes! I win. ^_^
Jon: I kinda feel bad for those who didn't win.
Steff: I do too. I think I throw Red Eyes in the story too. I don't feel like torturing those who flame my fanfic.
Jou: YAY! ^_^
Malik: Ra Damnit!
Jon: I hope you had a nice birthday Steff!
Steff: I did. ^_^ You gave me the best present.
Jon: I did?
Steff: Yeah. You gave me Bakura's Millennium Ring! *holds ring up*
Jon: Wha...I didn't...That wasn't my gift!
Bakura: GIVE ME MY RING BACK BITCH!!!
Jeshi: BAKURA!!! *tackles Bakura*
Bakura: Crap! I just can't get rid of you can I?
Jeshi: Nope. ^_^
Steff: As you've probably noticed, I've introduced a new character to the story. Say hello to Yami Bakura's wife. a.k.a Jeshi.
Jou: Hi Jeshi!
Jon: Why? We have enough people already.
Steff: Jeshi was the only one kind enough to actually send me an e-mail rather than just a review.
Malik: *mumbles* Just another person to torture *grins*
Steff: I heard that Malik!
Malik: *looks innocent* Heard what?
Steff: No torturing guests. Besides, Bakura would murder you!
Bakura: I would?
Jeshi: He would.
Jon: CAN WE GET ON WITH THE FUCKING STORY?!
Steff: Alright. Can you do the evil Disclaimer Jeshi?
Jeshi: Steff doesn't own YGO or any other crap that might show up in the story. She owns herself, Jon, and the story!
Jou: If you got a problem, then sue her!
Steff: YOU FUCKER!! *throws Ring at Jou*
Bakura: HEY! That isn't a football baka!
Jou: *rubbing anime bruise* It sure felt like one. Ow. ;_;
Steff: On with the fic.
WARNING: Rated R for swearing, OOC-ness, and major Seto bashing!
Jon: Why do you have to bash Seto?
Steff: Because he's an asshole. He'd rather save Anzu than Yugi and Jounouchi!
Jon: -_-;;;
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~When Cartoon Meet Reality~ part 3
By: Steff and Jon
(When we last left everyone, they were heading to the park. Let's start in the Shadow Realm...)
Winged Dragon of Ra: Everything is fucked up here now that those 2 are gone. They need to get back here now!
Red Eyes: What shall you do Master?
Ra: You are gonna go bring them back.
Red Eyes: Yes Master.
Ra: Note that when you step outside the Shadow Realm, you will be smaller than usual.
Red Eyes: Yes Master. *flies out through the portal*
(Meanwhile, on the way to the park...)
Person: WHAT THE FUCKING HELL ARE THOSE THINGS?!
Person 2: RUN AWAY!!!
*Every person around started to panic and run away from the YGO group*
Steff: Told ya so.
Bakura: Yeah that's right! Fear me!! MWAHAHAHAHA!
Jon: Hate to clue ya Bakura but they are running from the God Creatures, not you.
Bakura: *blushing red* Oh.
Yami: HA HA! In your face Baka!
Jeshi: It's Bakura!
Jou: Who the hell are you?
Jeshi: I'm Jeshi, Bakura's wife. ^_^
Ryou: When did that happen?
Bria: Rock on Bakura!
Bakura: I don't know this strange mortal. Get her away from me!
Jeshi: You can't run from me. *hugs Bakura*
Steff: We're here.
Seto: It's about fucking time! I was getting bored.
Yugi: Who cares, Nerd?
Seto: What did you call me, Shrimp?
Jeshi: He called you a nerd.
Seto: I wasn't talkin to you newbee!
Steff: Cool it Seto!
Slifer: *growling at Seto*
Seto: eep! Fine.
Malik: Who's hungry?
Jou: ME!!!
Bria: Can I sit next to you Jou?
Jou: Sure ^_^
*before they even take out there lunches, the Red Eyes Black Dragon appeared*
Jou: *looks at Red Eyes and rolls over laughing*
Red Eyes: What's so funny, doofus?
Jou: You're puny! *resumes laughing*
*Red Eyes is only 3 ft tall*
RE: Damnit! Good thing Master gave me this! *reveals a small vile with liquid*
Seto: How can you carry anything on you? You're a dragon!
Everyone except the monsters and Seto: SHUT UP SETO!!
Seto:-_-;;;
RE: You're gonna suffer. *Drinks liquid and grows 20 ft.*
Seto: O_O AAAAAAAAHHHHHH! *runs and hides behind a tree*
Steff: -_-;; Thanks a lot Mr. High-and-Mighty!
Jon: What do we do now?
*Slifer and Obelisk growl at the dragon*
Steff: We should fight! This dragon ain't so scary.
Jou: But it's really big and you don't have any weapons 2 fight it.
Steff: Yes I do. I have Slifer!
Jon: And I have obelisk!
Jeshi: *sits next 2 Bakura and eats popcorn*
Seto: You expect to beat a Red Eyes with those 2? You must be kidding!! They r 3 ft tall and they don't have there full power!
Yami: Looks who's talkin Mr. I'm-hiding-behind-a-tree. Those 2 have a better chance of defeating that dragon than you do
Seto: ~_~;;
Steff: Anyways...Slifer! Let's defeat this dragon. Show him who's boss!
Jon: You too Obelisk. Don't let size scare you!
*the 2 of them charged at Red Eyes and started 2 beat of on him by using there attacks. Obelisk went for the gut and Slifer bit his neck. Red Eyes retaliated by kicking Obelisk and shaking off Slifer. They almost landed in the same place. Red Eyes charged up his Inferno Fire Blast*
Jon: What do we do now Steff?
Steff: hmm...
Yugi: You better think of sumthing quick! That flame will obliterate all of us!!!
Steff: Slifer! Obelisk! Attack at the same time! Use your Attacks on it's stomach!
*they did as they were told and attacked the Dragon's Stomach. Red Eyes was sooned stopped dead and fell over in defeat.*
Jeshi: Clean up crew!! We got a dragon for you to pick up!
Seto: Very Funny...
Steff: AGH!!! Will u shut up Seto?! You r getting on my nerves! I'll Send u to the Shadow Realm if I have to. Speaking of which... *uses magic to make a portal for the dragon to pass through.* I think we should go here and talk with the "master" behind this dragon.
Bakura: Woah! You must be crazy! No way am I going to the Shadow Realm.
Jeshi: aww come on Bakura...Lets go have sum fun. ^_^
Yami: Is the Tomb Robber Afraid of the Shadow Realm?
Bakura: Stop calling me that you sorry ass Pharoah!!
Jon: Alright lets go.
Jou: Yeah!! Lets go and kick some Monster ass!!
Bria: I'll follow you wherever Jou ^_^ This could be fun XD
Steff:ok I'll hold the portal open and you guys can pass through.
*Steff held the portal open while she sent Red Eyes back. Slifer and Obelisk jumped through the portal first. Soon after Evryone else did too. Then Steff jumped in the portal closed behind them. Soon they were in a dark void where evrything was purplish. Souls were floating around and didn't notice them.*
Yugi: I don't like this...
Ryou: Yeah...This place is creepy.
Seto: Nuthin new for me. I've been here before.
Jou: So have I.
Jon: C'mon. We gotta Find the leader down here and fix up this gap.
Steff: *nods* Right.
Voice: You don't hafta look far! Cuz Here I am!! *roars*
*a huge yellow Phoenix type creature floated in front of them*
Jeshi: What the Fuck is that thing?! It's huge!!
Malik: That would be the Winged Dragon of Ra, The most powerful of the Egyptian god cards and the most powerful being in the universe.
Ra: Yes! I am displeased with you taking my fellow Gods and leaving them in the mortal world. They need to stay here in the shadows. Leave this place at once without them or you will perish!
Ryou: M-maybe we should d-do as he s-says...
Bria: Yeah! Lets get out of this place!
Steff: I am sorry to have troubled you Ra. I will gladly leave since we r not wanted here. *opens a portal back 2 the Mortal world* C'mon guys. Lets go...
*Slifer, who is restored back 2 normal size, roars sadly*
Steff: I'm Sorry Slifer but you must stay here. But Yami was right...If you're in the living world, you upset the balance. You'll always be in my thoughts Slifer ^_^
*soon evryone flew thru the portal. Steff went last and stopped Seto from going through.*
Seto: what the fuck Steff?!
Steff: You need to think a while. Maybe this experience will be good for you. Later Seto! *Closes portal*
Seto: U CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!!!!
*The 3 God Monsters glared at Seto with evil looks in there eyes*
Seto:AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
(later at Steff's place...)
Jou: WOO!!! That was fun! I feel bad for Seto though...
Yugi: Nah. Don't be Jou. His sorry ass deserved it anyway.
Bakura: Yeah! Maybe he'll learn to pay more attention to other things next time.
Bria:*yawns* Well it's been fun but I'm gonna go home for the night. Thanks a lot Steff ^_^
Steff: Anytime!
Bria: C'mon Jou! Lets go to my place and have sum fun...
Jou: *Blushes* umm...ok...
*the two of them walk out the door*
Yugi: XD bye guys! *waves* Let's go Yami. We should go home for the night also.
Yami: Yes...See you later Steff.
Steff: Later guys.
*they walk out they door*
Ryou: We will go too Steff. C'mon Bakura and...Jeshi...
Bakura: WHAT?! You want us to take this mortal home with us??
Jeshi: *Huggles Bakura a lot* YAY!!! Thanks Ryou ^_^ We'll have lots of fun Bakura.
Bakura: *hugggled* *sarcastically* Oh yeah...That will be soooo much fun.
Steff: XD Have fun now!
*the 3 of them walk out the door*
Malik: Now I will take my leave. *grabs helmet and rod and heads for the door*
Jon: Wait up Malik! Take me with you. I don't want to walk home tonight.
Malik: Alright. Come along then.
Jon: YAY!!! Bye Steff. Thanks for the fun adventure 2 the Shadow Realm.
Steff: Later Guys! *waves*
*They left. After everyone had left, Steff decided to sit on the couch. When she sat down she saw the god cards still sitting on the table. Steff looked at them.*
Steff: / They left there cards here. Seto ain't coming back for his for a while and Malik will come back for his eventually, as will Yami. Oh well...I'll just leave them here for the time being/ *Steff laid down on the couch and went to sleep*
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Steff: There!
Jon: *blinks*
Bakura: What the Fuck is up with that?! You didn't even use the God monsters full power!!
Steff: =P Oh well XD My story so I can do what ever I want! so there!!
Bakura: uh huh...
Steff: Anyways...This is the conclusion to this weird adventure. Sorry it took so long and I probably won't be back for a while so R&R and I'll look at them whenever I get the chance. Later for now! *vanishes in a puff of Smoke*
Bakura: I wanna do that ;_;
(meanwhile in the Shadow Realm...)
Seto: Hello???!!!! Is anyone here??? I wanna go home!!!! I'm so lonely...
Anzu: Well look no futher!! I'm here and I'll be ur friend forever!!! *starts a never-ending friendship speech*
Seto: Oh GOD NO!!!!!!!!! *tries 2 block out her voice but can't* AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Jon: It's about fucking time! The people have spoken.
Steff: And the winner is...Winged Dragon of Ra!
Malik: Yes! I win. ^_^
Jon: I kinda feel bad for those who didn't win.
Steff: I do too. I think I throw Red Eyes in the story too. I don't feel like torturing those who flame my fanfic.
Jou: YAY! ^_^
Malik: Ra Damnit!
Jon: I hope you had a nice birthday Steff!
Steff: I did. ^_^ You gave me the best present.
Jon: I did?
Steff: Yeah. You gave me Bakura's Millennium Ring! *holds ring up*
Jon: Wha...I didn't...That wasn't my gift!
Bakura: GIVE ME MY RING BACK BITCH!!!
Jeshi: BAKURA!!! *tackles Bakura*
Bakura: Crap! I just can't get rid of you can I?
Jeshi: Nope. ^_^
Steff: As you've probably noticed, I've introduced a new character to the story. Say hello to Yami Bakura's wife. a.k.a Jeshi.
Jou: Hi Jeshi!
Jon: Why? We have enough people already.
Steff: Jeshi was the only one kind enough to actually send me an e-mail rather than just a review.
Malik: *mumbles* Just another person to torture *grins*
Steff: I heard that Malik!
Malik: *looks innocent* Heard what?
Steff: No torturing guests. Besides, Bakura would murder you!
Bakura: I would?
Jeshi: He would.
Jon: CAN WE GET ON WITH THE FUCKING STORY?!
Steff: Alright. Can you do the evil Disclaimer Jeshi?
Jeshi: Steff doesn't own YGO or any other crap that might show up in the story. She owns herself, Jon, and the story!
Jou: If you got a problem, then sue her!
Steff: YOU FUCKER!! *throws Ring at Jou*
Bakura: HEY! That isn't a football baka!
Jou: *rubbing anime bruise* It sure felt like one. Ow. ;_;
Steff: On with the fic.
WARNING: Rated R for swearing, OOC-ness, and major Seto bashing!
Jon: Why do you have to bash Seto?
Steff: Because he's an asshole. He'd rather save Anzu than Yugi and Jounouchi!
Jon: -_-;;;
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~When Cartoon Meet Reality~ part 3
By: Steff and Jon
(When we last left everyone, they were heading to the park. Let's start in the Shadow Realm...)
Winged Dragon of Ra: Everything is fucked up here now that those 2 are gone. They need to get back here now!
Red Eyes: What shall you do Master?
Ra: You are gonna go bring them back.
Red Eyes: Yes Master.
Ra: Note that when you step outside the Shadow Realm, you will be smaller than usual.
Red Eyes: Yes Master. *flies out through the portal*
(Meanwhile, on the way to the park...)
Person: WHAT THE FUCKING HELL ARE THOSE THINGS?!
Person 2: RUN AWAY!!!
*Every person around started to panic and run away from the YGO group*
Steff: Told ya so.
Bakura: Yeah that's right! Fear me!! MWAHAHAHAHA!
Jon: Hate to clue ya Bakura but they are running from the God Creatures, not you.
Bakura: *blushing red* Oh.
Yami: HA HA! In your face Baka!
Jeshi: It's Bakura!
Jou: Who the hell are you?
Jeshi: I'm Jeshi, Bakura's wife. ^_^
Ryou: When did that happen?
Bria: Rock on Bakura!
Bakura: I don't know this strange mortal. Get her away from me!
Jeshi: You can't run from me. *hugs Bakura*
Steff: We're here.
Seto: It's about fucking time! I was getting bored.
Yugi: Who cares, Nerd?
Seto: What did you call me, Shrimp?
Jeshi: He called you a nerd.
Seto: I wasn't talkin to you newbee!
Steff: Cool it Seto!
Slifer: *growling at Seto*
Seto: eep! Fine.
Malik: Who's hungry?
Jou: ME!!!
Bria: Can I sit next to you Jou?
Jou: Sure ^_^
*before they even take out there lunches, the Red Eyes Black Dragon appeared*
Jou: *looks at Red Eyes and rolls over laughing*
Red Eyes: What's so funny, doofus?
Jou: You're puny! *resumes laughing*
*Red Eyes is only 3 ft tall*
RE: Damnit! Good thing Master gave me this! *reveals a small vile with liquid*
Seto: How can you carry anything on you? You're a dragon!
Everyone except the monsters and Seto: SHUT UP SETO!!
Seto:-_-;;;
RE: You're gonna suffer. *Drinks liquid and grows 20 ft.*
Seto: O_O AAAAAAAAHHHHHH! *runs and hides behind a tree*
Steff: -_-;; Thanks a lot Mr. High-and-Mighty!
Jon: What do we do now?
*Slifer and Obelisk growl at the dragon*
Steff: We should fight! This dragon ain't so scary.
Jou: But it's really big and you don't have any weapons 2 fight it.
Steff: Yes I do. I have Slifer!
Jon: And I have obelisk!
Jeshi: *sits next 2 Bakura and eats popcorn*
Seto: You expect to beat a Red Eyes with those 2? You must be kidding!! They r 3 ft tall and they don't have there full power!
Yami: Looks who's talkin Mr. I'm-hiding-behind-a-tree. Those 2 have a better chance of defeating that dragon than you do
Seto: ~_~;;
Steff: Anyways...Slifer! Let's defeat this dragon. Show him who's boss!
Jon: You too Obelisk. Don't let size scare you!
*the 2 of them charged at Red Eyes and started 2 beat of on him by using there attacks. Obelisk went for the gut and Slifer bit his neck. Red Eyes retaliated by kicking Obelisk and shaking off Slifer. They almost landed in the same place. Red Eyes charged up his Inferno Fire Blast*
Jon: What do we do now Steff?
Steff: hmm...
Yugi: You better think of sumthing quick! That flame will obliterate all of us!!!
Steff: Slifer! Obelisk! Attack at the same time! Use your Attacks on it's stomach!
*they did as they were told and attacked the Dragon's Stomach. Red Eyes was sooned stopped dead and fell over in defeat.*
Jeshi: Clean up crew!! We got a dragon for you to pick up!
Seto: Very Funny...
Steff: AGH!!! Will u shut up Seto?! You r getting on my nerves! I'll Send u to the Shadow Realm if I have to. Speaking of which... *uses magic to make a portal for the dragon to pass through.* I think we should go here and talk with the "master" behind this dragon.
Bakura: Woah! You must be crazy! No way am I going to the Shadow Realm.
Jeshi: aww come on Bakura...Lets go have sum fun. ^_^
Yami: Is the Tomb Robber Afraid of the Shadow Realm?
Bakura: Stop calling me that you sorry ass Pharoah!!
Jon: Alright lets go.
Jou: Yeah!! Lets go and kick some Monster ass!!
Bria: I'll follow you wherever Jou ^_^ This could be fun XD
Steff:ok I'll hold the portal open and you guys can pass through.
*Steff held the portal open while she sent Red Eyes back. Slifer and Obelisk jumped through the portal first. Soon after Evryone else did too. Then Steff jumped in the portal closed behind them. Soon they were in a dark void where evrything was purplish. Souls were floating around and didn't notice them.*
Yugi: I don't like this...
Ryou: Yeah...This place is creepy.
Seto: Nuthin new for me. I've been here before.
Jou: So have I.
Jon: C'mon. We gotta Find the leader down here and fix up this gap.
Steff: *nods* Right.
Voice: You don't hafta look far! Cuz Here I am!! *roars*
*a huge yellow Phoenix type creature floated in front of them*
Jeshi: What the Fuck is that thing?! It's huge!!
Malik: That would be the Winged Dragon of Ra, The most powerful of the Egyptian god cards and the most powerful being in the universe.
Ra: Yes! I am displeased with you taking my fellow Gods and leaving them in the mortal world. They need to stay here in the shadows. Leave this place at once without them or you will perish!
Ryou: M-maybe we should d-do as he s-says...
Bria: Yeah! Lets get out of this place!
Steff: I am sorry to have troubled you Ra. I will gladly leave since we r not wanted here. *opens a portal back 2 the Mortal world* C'mon guys. Lets go...
*Slifer, who is restored back 2 normal size, roars sadly*
Steff: I'm Sorry Slifer but you must stay here. But Yami was right...If you're in the living world, you upset the balance. You'll always be in my thoughts Slifer ^_^
*soon evryone flew thru the portal. Steff went last and stopped Seto from going through.*
Seto: what the fuck Steff?!
Steff: You need to think a while. Maybe this experience will be good for you. Later Seto! *Closes portal*
Seto: U CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!!!!
*The 3 God Monsters glared at Seto with evil looks in there eyes*
Seto:AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
(later at Steff's place...)
Jou: WOO!!! That was fun! I feel bad for Seto though...
Yugi: Nah. Don't be Jou. His sorry ass deserved it anyway.
Bakura: Yeah! Maybe he'll learn to pay more attention to other things next time.
Bria:*yawns* Well it's been fun but I'm gonna go home for the night. Thanks a lot Steff ^_^
Steff: Anytime!
Bria: C'mon Jou! Lets go to my place and have sum fun...
Jou: *Blushes* umm...ok...
*the two of them walk out the door*
Yugi: XD bye guys! *waves* Let's go Yami. We should go home for the night also.
Yami: Yes...See you later Steff.
Steff: Later guys.
*they walk out they door*
Ryou: We will go too Steff. C'mon Bakura and...Jeshi...
Bakura: WHAT?! You want us to take this mortal home with us??
Jeshi: *Huggles Bakura a lot* YAY!!! Thanks Ryou ^_^ We'll have lots of fun Bakura.
Bakura: *hugggled* *sarcastically* Oh yeah...That will be soooo much fun.
Steff: XD Have fun now!
*the 3 of them walk out the door*
Malik: Now I will take my leave. *grabs helmet and rod and heads for the door*
Jon: Wait up Malik! Take me with you. I don't want to walk home tonight.
Malik: Alright. Come along then.
Jon: YAY!!! Bye Steff. Thanks for the fun adventure 2 the Shadow Realm.
Steff: Later Guys! *waves*
*They left. After everyone had left, Steff decided to sit on the couch. When she sat down she saw the god cards still sitting on the table. Steff looked at them.*
Steff: / They left there cards here. Seto ain't coming back for his for a while and Malik will come back for his eventually, as will Yami. Oh well...I'll just leave them here for the time being/ *Steff laid down on the couch and went to sleep*
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Steff: There!
Jon: *blinks*
Bakura: What the Fuck is up with that?! You didn't even use the God monsters full power!!
Steff: =P Oh well XD My story so I can do what ever I want! so there!!
Bakura: uh huh...
Steff: Anyways...This is the conclusion to this weird adventure. Sorry it took so long and I probably won't be back for a while so R&R and I'll look at them whenever I get the chance. Later for now! *vanishes in a puff of Smoke*
Bakura: I wanna do that ;_;
(meanwhile in the Shadow Realm...)
Seto: Hello???!!!! Is anyone here??? I wanna go home!!!! I'm so lonely...
Anzu: Well look no futher!! I'm here and I'll be ur friend forever!!! *starts a never-ending friendship speech*
Seto: Oh GOD NO!!!!!!!!! *tries 2 block out her voice but can't* AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!