Chapter 2
Akkiko raced through the house frantically.
"Akkiko, calm down!" Trowa yelled chasing after her. Akkiko swore vividly, then stopped.
"Make note, do not say that in front of parents!" She began to run around piling clothes into her closet, and accidentally pushed Trowa into the closet and slammed the door on him.
"Uh, Akkiko?" Akkiko yelped and opened the door.
"Sorry, I'm kind of on nerves." Trowa stared.
"Why? I didn't think you were afraid of anything. Especially your parents." Akkiko stopped and gaped at him.
"Look, you know how I am in demon mode right?" She asked smiling.
"Yeah." He said nodding.
"THESE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO RAISED ME!!" She yelled and began to dump clothes down the chute. Duo came walking by.
"You panicking?" He asked while slurping a purple popsicle. Trowa sighed.
"Yeah." Akkiko ran past and said in a high shrieky voice.
"I am not PANICKING!!" Duo sniggered.
"Well Trowa. How you holding up?" Trowa shrugged.
"The faceless man eh? Well let me tell you about my ordeal." Duo said seeing an option for high chaos. "Well, everything started out very nicely, just a dinner. Then they began to ask the questions. It all goes downhill from there. BWA HAHAHAHA!!" Duo continued to tell his scary tale, exaggerating some parts to scare him. Akkiko was too busy cleaning up the house to notice.
"And it all ended with me under a lamp being asked questions about premarital-"
"WHAT?!?!?!" Trowa yelled. Akkiko stopped and looked at him.
"Duo, stop poisoning my boyfriend's mind . . . . . . . . . . . . or else." Wiggles little finger at him grinning evilly and walks off. Duo gulps and runs off. Akkiko comes out.
"Okay, you'll be wearing this tonight." She holds up a suit. Trowa sweatdrops.
"Overdoing it a bit aren't you?" She growls.
"If you want to see a tomorrow then no." She says and throws it at him. "Don't worry, I have to wear a dress."
"Can you wear a mini-skirt?" He asks hopefully.
"HELL NO! I'll wear something that has a side slit though." She said winking at him. Trowa smiles.
"That makes this worth it."
~~~
Later tonight Akkiko and Trowa were walking out of the house.
"So how will this work?" He asked.
"Simple, we go out for dinner with them, and then they come back to our EMPTY house, and talk for a bit. Then they leave happy. OR ELSE!" Grabs the front of Trowa's black suit. He is wearing a white shirt with a loose black shirt and black pants. Unbeknownst to Akkiko, he had a gunholster on his shoulder, with, of course, in it a gun. Akkiko would have made him wear a tie, however his clothes were made of fine silk and expert stitching. Akkiko is wearing a midnight blue dress with a black sparkle cover on top. As promised it has a slit on the side, a little past the knee. Her hair is tied back into a ponytail, she is wearing only lipstick and has a jade necklace around her neck. She smiles and shows him something.
"WOW!! A BMW beemer!!" Akkiko grins.
"Yep, my dad's favorite kind of car. Let's go!"
~~~
"Hi dad. Mom!" Akkiko walks over.
"Kay! How are you?" Akkiko pauses for second, then remembers that her real name is Kay Yuwen.
"Great. How have you been?" Dad nods.
"Good. Is this you boyfriend?" Akkiko nods. Trowa gives a formal bow.
"Good evening Mr. And Mrs. Yuwen." Akkiko's dad nods.
"Very good. Shall we sit down and eat?" They eat silently for a few minutes.
"What's your name?" Trowa sweats a bit. Here's where it goes downhill.
"Trowa Barton."
"So, how old are you?" Akkiko's mom asks. Trowa looks up.
"Oh, 16." Akkiko's mom nods.
"And what do you do for work?"
"I'm a terror- YEOW!" Akkiko grinds her high heel into his foot, a little vein in her head. He revises his answer while eyeing Akkiko.
"I mean I work in entertainment." Akkiko nods and continues to eat her soup. Suddenly two people sit down next to them.
"So, you must be Kay's boyfriend. Name." Stephen (Akkiko's brother) says calmly. He began with a smile, then his face turned stern. Trowa sweatdrops.
"Uh, Trowa Barton?" Patricia (Her sister) nods.
"Occupation."
"Entertainment."
"Good. Hobbies?" Akkiko sighs.
"Can we do the third degree after dinner?"
"Third degree?" Her mom asks surprised. "This isn't third degree. Just a friendly chat." Akkiko rolls her eyes.
"Right . . . . ."
~~~
Back at the supposedly empty house. Akkiko and friends are sitting in the living room. Akkiko walks out the door towards the kitchen to bring some lemonade back, she would've brought ice tea, but that was a little much for tonight. As soon as she was gone, Akkiko's dad shut the blinds, her brother closed the door and her sister turned off the lights. Suddenly there were small sounds of scuffling. Someone turned on a lamp.
"Uh . . . . . ." Trowa mutters, his arms are tied by rope behind the chair and the family is looking evil. "Now I see why Akkiko is insane . . . . ." Stephen leans down and glares.
"What sports do you play?"
"Uh . . . . . all?" Stephen nods and backs away.
"And what about transportation?" Patricia asks. Trowa gulps.
"Sport cars, bikes, anything."
"And what do you do for hobbies?" Mrs. Yuwen asks. Trowa gulps.
'Talk not, talk not, talk not, talk not!' He thought panicky.
"Well?"
"Uh . . . ."
"He hesitates. No good." Trowa gulped, it was sink or swim.
"I blow up OZ bases for fun, I also fix weapons, shop for explosives and army trucks-" Akkiko's dad leans down.
"Hummers?"
"LOVE EM!" Akkiko's dad grins.
"I think I like you."
~~~
Akkiko comes back on a disturbing sight.
"Uh . . . . ."
"WOW!! 450 horse power? And a silver millennium paint job!" Trowa said while ooing and awing over her dad's car. Akkiko's mom drags him away.
"Okay, I have a quiz for you. If you pass, then you'll be free to see my daughter. One. Do you smoke?"
"No."
"Are you an alcoholic?"
"No."
"Do you engage in dangerous activities?"
"Yes. Blowing up things, using weapons of high destruction and dating Akkiko."
"Okay. Three, are you a player?"
"No."
"Do you gamble?"
"No."
"Do have crazy friends, if so, what kind?"
"Yes, a perfect soldier, a god of death, a gay friend, and a sexist." Akkiko's mom nods.
"Anything else?"
"No."
"Family?"
"Sister."
"Name?"
"Catherine."
"Are you interested in my daughter for body purposes?"
"HELL NO!" Akkiko's mom nods with satisfaction.
"Last question. How do you feel about marriage and having a child-"
"WHAT?! I like your daughter Mrs. Yuwen, but I'm not THAT far into this relationship! I like Akkiko, and she likes me! That's all!" She nods and walks away.
~~~
"Okay, let's have a tour of the house." Stephen says. Akkiko gulps.
"This is my room." Points to room that has large closet, TV with playstation and the game Kingdom Hearts on top. Neat bed and clean room. They nod and move on.
"This is Kat's." Points to room painted yellow and is neat and tidy.
"Meg's." Points to horrible pink room. It is likewise, nice and neat. Moving on, Akkiko sweatdropped, dreading what was to come.
"This is Duo's, lets move on!" She says cheerfully. They can hear a faint trace of music coming from behind door. Stephen opens the door, Trowa and Akkiko jump back and clap their hands over their ears.
"IT'S ARLIGHT TO TELL ME A FEW THINGS ABOUT ME!!!" Everyone is blasted against wall as Duo uses his tennis racket as a guitar and sings along to a song called 'Dammit', the level is at least a 1800 watts high. Akkiko with some difficulty pulls door shut and grins a little shakily.
"Duo is always listening to loud music, so we sound proof his room. Shall we move on?" They walk onto Wufei's room. They open it calmly. Wufei is sitting there reading a book on pure math. His walls are littered with pictures of Chinese culture and dragons, as well as charts and tables. His room is very neat. He stands up.
"You're parents I presume?" Akkiko nods.
"You're Chinese?" Her mom asks.
"Yes." Akkiko's mom smiles.
"This is a nice boy Akkiko, he's Chinese, studies. Why don't you marry him?" Trowa and Akkiko blush.
"MOM!" They move on. Coming to Quatra's door Akkiko gulps and pushes the door open. He isn't there, but his room is nice and neat.
"I'm sure we'll run into Quatra later." They move onto Heero's room. Opening door a bit Akkiko peeks inside. She blanches and yanks door shut.
"Uh, shall we move on?" Akkiko's dad pushes door open, Akkiko and Trowa gulp and Akkiko covers her eyes. Heero is sitting on the bed, his laptop is open and blasting off hard metal music. Heero himself is polishing a gun. Thousands of explosive weapons line his walls.
"Are you a murderer?" Akkiko's dad asks.
"Omae O Korosu." Akkiko gulps. Her dad doesn't speak Japanese so he furrows his brow in confusion.
"Uh, that means no in Japanese. MOVING ON NOW!" She pushes them off.
"I thought the house was supposed to be empty!" Trowa hisses at her. Akkiko sighs.
"Key word Trowa, supposed!" They move onto kitchen. Suddenly a large
KABOOM!!!
issues. Akkiko waves smoke from her eyes.
"Quatra, hell and damnation what are you doing?" Quatra coughs.
"I was just trying to make some cereal!" Akkiko sweatdrops.
"Quatra, you don't cook cereal in the OVEN! As a matter of fact, YOU DON'T COOK CEREAL AT ALL!" Suddenly someone runs past them. Duo seems to have vacated his room, as well as Heero. Heero is now chasing Duo, with his gun out, making more holes in the wall then Swiss cheese. Akkiko sweatdrops even more.
"YOU BRAIDED BAKA!! NEVER TOUCH THE LAPTOP!!" Duo runs out of room screaming
"SOMEONE CALL THE FBI!!!" Suddenly Wufei walked past while slinging his sword over his shoulder. Akkiko gulps and walks off, only to find Meg and Kat walking out of the secret door hidden in the wall, behind, her family can see multiplies of weapons, such as guns, spears, swords, knives, daggers, bazookas and such. Trowa sighs and smacks his forehead and says
"I'll talk to you from Switzerland."
"Make that Japan . . . ."
~~~
Akkiko and her family is standing on the porch. Trowa is watching them.
"We have reached a decision. Trowa is a nice boy. And his friends are interesting. You can stay together." Akkiko grins.
"Call me about those guns okay?" Stephen calls back to Trowa who grins and waves, just as they're about to leave when Duo runs down the street. Wufei in pursuit.
"You broke my sword! You B******!!!!"
"HALLLLLPPPPP!!" Suddenly explosion rocks the house.
"Nice going Meg." Kat says walking out of the house covered in soot.
"How was 'I' supposed to know that the bazooka was facing the wrong way?!"
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Akkiko raced through the house frantically.
"Akkiko, calm down!" Trowa yelled chasing after her. Akkiko swore vividly, then stopped.
"Make note, do not say that in front of parents!" She began to run around piling clothes into her closet, and accidentally pushed Trowa into the closet and slammed the door on him.
"Uh, Akkiko?" Akkiko yelped and opened the door.
"Sorry, I'm kind of on nerves." Trowa stared.
"Why? I didn't think you were afraid of anything. Especially your parents." Akkiko stopped and gaped at him.
"Look, you know how I am in demon mode right?" She asked smiling.
"Yeah." He said nodding.
"THESE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO RAISED ME!!" She yelled and began to dump clothes down the chute. Duo came walking by.
"You panicking?" He asked while slurping a purple popsicle. Trowa sighed.
"Yeah." Akkiko ran past and said in a high shrieky voice.
"I am not PANICKING!!" Duo sniggered.
"Well Trowa. How you holding up?" Trowa shrugged.
"The faceless man eh? Well let me tell you about my ordeal." Duo said seeing an option for high chaos. "Well, everything started out very nicely, just a dinner. Then they began to ask the questions. It all goes downhill from there. BWA HAHAHAHA!!" Duo continued to tell his scary tale, exaggerating some parts to scare him. Akkiko was too busy cleaning up the house to notice.
"And it all ended with me under a lamp being asked questions about premarital-"
"WHAT?!?!?!" Trowa yelled. Akkiko stopped and looked at him.
"Duo, stop poisoning my boyfriend's mind . . . . . . . . . . . . or else." Wiggles little finger at him grinning evilly and walks off. Duo gulps and runs off. Akkiko comes out.
"Okay, you'll be wearing this tonight." She holds up a suit. Trowa sweatdrops.
"Overdoing it a bit aren't you?" She growls.
"If you want to see a tomorrow then no." She says and throws it at him. "Don't worry, I have to wear a dress."
"Can you wear a mini-skirt?" He asks hopefully.
"HELL NO! I'll wear something that has a side slit though." She said winking at him. Trowa smiles.
"That makes this worth it."
~~~
Later tonight Akkiko and Trowa were walking out of the house.
"So how will this work?" He asked.
"Simple, we go out for dinner with them, and then they come back to our EMPTY house, and talk for a bit. Then they leave happy. OR ELSE!" Grabs the front of Trowa's black suit. He is wearing a white shirt with a loose black shirt and black pants. Unbeknownst to Akkiko, he had a gunholster on his shoulder, with, of course, in it a gun. Akkiko would have made him wear a tie, however his clothes were made of fine silk and expert stitching. Akkiko is wearing a midnight blue dress with a black sparkle cover on top. As promised it has a slit on the side, a little past the knee. Her hair is tied back into a ponytail, she is wearing only lipstick and has a jade necklace around her neck. She smiles and shows him something.
"WOW!! A BMW beemer!!" Akkiko grins.
"Yep, my dad's favorite kind of car. Let's go!"
~~~
"Hi dad. Mom!" Akkiko walks over.
"Kay! How are you?" Akkiko pauses for second, then remembers that her real name is Kay Yuwen.
"Great. How have you been?" Dad nods.
"Good. Is this you boyfriend?" Akkiko nods. Trowa gives a formal bow.
"Good evening Mr. And Mrs. Yuwen." Akkiko's dad nods.
"Very good. Shall we sit down and eat?" They eat silently for a few minutes.
"What's your name?" Trowa sweats a bit. Here's where it goes downhill.
"Trowa Barton."
"So, how old are you?" Akkiko's mom asks. Trowa looks up.
"Oh, 16." Akkiko's mom nods.
"And what do you do for work?"
"I'm a terror- YEOW!" Akkiko grinds her high heel into his foot, a little vein in her head. He revises his answer while eyeing Akkiko.
"I mean I work in entertainment." Akkiko nods and continues to eat her soup. Suddenly two people sit down next to them.
"So, you must be Kay's boyfriend. Name." Stephen (Akkiko's brother) says calmly. He began with a smile, then his face turned stern. Trowa sweatdrops.
"Uh, Trowa Barton?" Patricia (Her sister) nods.
"Occupation."
"Entertainment."
"Good. Hobbies?" Akkiko sighs.
"Can we do the third degree after dinner?"
"Third degree?" Her mom asks surprised. "This isn't third degree. Just a friendly chat." Akkiko rolls her eyes.
"Right . . . . ."
~~~
Back at the supposedly empty house. Akkiko and friends are sitting in the living room. Akkiko walks out the door towards the kitchen to bring some lemonade back, she would've brought ice tea, but that was a little much for tonight. As soon as she was gone, Akkiko's dad shut the blinds, her brother closed the door and her sister turned off the lights. Suddenly there were small sounds of scuffling. Someone turned on a lamp.
"Uh . . . . . ." Trowa mutters, his arms are tied by rope behind the chair and the family is looking evil. "Now I see why Akkiko is insane . . . . ." Stephen leans down and glares.
"What sports do you play?"
"Uh . . . . . all?" Stephen nods and backs away.
"And what about transportation?" Patricia asks. Trowa gulps.
"Sport cars, bikes, anything."
"And what do you do for hobbies?" Mrs. Yuwen asks. Trowa gulps.
'Talk not, talk not, talk not, talk not!' He thought panicky.
"Well?"
"Uh . . . ."
"He hesitates. No good." Trowa gulped, it was sink or swim.
"I blow up OZ bases for fun, I also fix weapons, shop for explosives and army trucks-" Akkiko's dad leans down.
"Hummers?"
"LOVE EM!" Akkiko's dad grins.
"I think I like you."
~~~
Akkiko comes back on a disturbing sight.
"Uh . . . . ."
"WOW!! 450 horse power? And a silver millennium paint job!" Trowa said while ooing and awing over her dad's car. Akkiko's mom drags him away.
"Okay, I have a quiz for you. If you pass, then you'll be free to see my daughter. One. Do you smoke?"
"No."
"Are you an alcoholic?"
"No."
"Do you engage in dangerous activities?"
"Yes. Blowing up things, using weapons of high destruction and dating Akkiko."
"Okay. Three, are you a player?"
"No."
"Do you gamble?"
"No."
"Do have crazy friends, if so, what kind?"
"Yes, a perfect soldier, a god of death, a gay friend, and a sexist." Akkiko's mom nods.
"Anything else?"
"No."
"Family?"
"Sister."
"Name?"
"Catherine."
"Are you interested in my daughter for body purposes?"
"HELL NO!" Akkiko's mom nods with satisfaction.
"Last question. How do you feel about marriage and having a child-"
"WHAT?! I like your daughter Mrs. Yuwen, but I'm not THAT far into this relationship! I like Akkiko, and she likes me! That's all!" She nods and walks away.
~~~
"Okay, let's have a tour of the house." Stephen says. Akkiko gulps.
"This is my room." Points to room that has large closet, TV with playstation and the game Kingdom Hearts on top. Neat bed and clean room. They nod and move on.
"This is Kat's." Points to room painted yellow and is neat and tidy.
"Meg's." Points to horrible pink room. It is likewise, nice and neat. Moving on, Akkiko sweatdropped, dreading what was to come.
"This is Duo's, lets move on!" She says cheerfully. They can hear a faint trace of music coming from behind door. Stephen opens the door, Trowa and Akkiko jump back and clap their hands over their ears.
"IT'S ARLIGHT TO TELL ME A FEW THINGS ABOUT ME!!!" Everyone is blasted against wall as Duo uses his tennis racket as a guitar and sings along to a song called 'Dammit', the level is at least a 1800 watts high. Akkiko with some difficulty pulls door shut and grins a little shakily.
"Duo is always listening to loud music, so we sound proof his room. Shall we move on?" They walk onto Wufei's room. They open it calmly. Wufei is sitting there reading a book on pure math. His walls are littered with pictures of Chinese culture and dragons, as well as charts and tables. His room is very neat. He stands up.
"You're parents I presume?" Akkiko nods.
"You're Chinese?" Her mom asks.
"Yes." Akkiko's mom smiles.
"This is a nice boy Akkiko, he's Chinese, studies. Why don't you marry him?" Trowa and Akkiko blush.
"MOM!" They move on. Coming to Quatra's door Akkiko gulps and pushes the door open. He isn't there, but his room is nice and neat.
"I'm sure we'll run into Quatra later." They move onto Heero's room. Opening door a bit Akkiko peeks inside. She blanches and yanks door shut.
"Uh, shall we move on?" Akkiko's dad pushes door open, Akkiko and Trowa gulp and Akkiko covers her eyes. Heero is sitting on the bed, his laptop is open and blasting off hard metal music. Heero himself is polishing a gun. Thousands of explosive weapons line his walls.
"Are you a murderer?" Akkiko's dad asks.
"Omae O Korosu." Akkiko gulps. Her dad doesn't speak Japanese so he furrows his brow in confusion.
"Uh, that means no in Japanese. MOVING ON NOW!" She pushes them off.
"I thought the house was supposed to be empty!" Trowa hisses at her. Akkiko sighs.
"Key word Trowa, supposed!" They move onto kitchen. Suddenly a large
KABOOM!!!
issues. Akkiko waves smoke from her eyes.
"Quatra, hell and damnation what are you doing?" Quatra coughs.
"I was just trying to make some cereal!" Akkiko sweatdrops.
"Quatra, you don't cook cereal in the OVEN! As a matter of fact, YOU DON'T COOK CEREAL AT ALL!" Suddenly someone runs past them. Duo seems to have vacated his room, as well as Heero. Heero is now chasing Duo, with his gun out, making more holes in the wall then Swiss cheese. Akkiko sweatdrops even more.
"YOU BRAIDED BAKA!! NEVER TOUCH THE LAPTOP!!" Duo runs out of room screaming
"SOMEONE CALL THE FBI!!!" Suddenly Wufei walked past while slinging his sword over his shoulder. Akkiko gulps and walks off, only to find Meg and Kat walking out of the secret door hidden in the wall, behind, her family can see multiplies of weapons, such as guns, spears, swords, knives, daggers, bazookas and such. Trowa sighs and smacks his forehead and says
"I'll talk to you from Switzerland."
"Make that Japan . . . ."
~~~
Akkiko and her family is standing on the porch. Trowa is watching them.
"We have reached a decision. Trowa is a nice boy. And his friends are interesting. You can stay together." Akkiko grins.
"Call me about those guns okay?" Stephen calls back to Trowa who grins and waves, just as they're about to leave when Duo runs down the street. Wufei in pursuit.
"You broke my sword! You B******!!!!"
"HALLLLLPPPPP!!" Suddenly explosion rocks the house.
"Nice going Meg." Kat says walking out of the house covered in soot.
"How was 'I' supposed to know that the bazooka was facing the wrong way?!"
Disclaimer: Not mine.