Kat: Okay, you guys, I really want to make this clear.
(Lily and Akkiko look at each other.)
Lily: Kat, what are you talking about?
Kat: I need you two to keep the guys out of the house tonight.
Akkiko: Why?
Kat: Because, as you know, it's my night to have my parents meet my boyfriend, and after we have dinner together, my mom wants to come and inspect my house.
Lily: Okay, so why don't you want the guys in the house?
(Kat looks extremely guilty. Akkiko raises an eyebrow)
Akkiko: Kat, what did you tell your parents about our house?
Kat: Well, that I was living with you two . . .
Lily: And?
Kat: Well, I left out the part that we were living with five teenage boys.
Lily and Akkiko: WHAT??
Kat: I know! I'm sorry, but if my mom found out, she would kill me!
Lily: (smacks her forehead) Oy, Jesus. You are so screwed.
Kat: Yes, I will be, if you guys don't keep the guys entertained for tonight.
Akkiko: I'm covered. Trowa and I are going to a Monster Truck rally.
Kat and Lily= O_O*
Lily: You're into Monster-Trucking?
Akkiko: Not really, but its fun to scar all the big biker bastards that are there.
Kat: Um, right.
Lily: Don't worry about it, Kat. Duo and I were planning to go to the beach for a walk. We won't be here.
Kat: (smiles) Thanks, you guys. (She frowns suddenly) What about Quatre and Wufei?
(Akkiko and Lily look at each other)
Akkiko: I can threaten them if you want.
Kat: Argh! This whole thing is way too stressful! I'm going to have a shower.
(She climbs the stairs to the bathroom and closes the door)
Akkiko: (turns to Lily) Hey, Lily, I bet I can beat you at Kingdom Hearts!
Lily: You're on!
~~~
Quatre: So, Heero, looking forward to your date with Kat tonight?
Heero: (shrugs)
Wufei: Aren't you worried about meeting her parents?
Heero: (shrugs again) I figure they can't be too bad if they raised such a great girl like Kat.
Trowa: Yeah, but what about her sister? Akkiko's sister was slightly mental . . . she scared me.
Heero: Whatever. (Continues typing on laptop)
Duo: Are you going to take that thing with you tonight?
Heero: No, Kat wouldn't like it.
Wufei: (rolls his eyes) You're turning quite pathetic, Heero. There was once a time that women couldn't pay you to look at them. Now you're drooling over Kat.
Heero: Wufei, just because you're sexist doesn't mean you need to ruin it for the rest of us.
Wufei: Whatever. I need to go to the john. (Walks towards bathroom)
Duo: Hey, you guys want to play some video games?
Quatre, Heero and Trowa: Sure. (Three of them go downstairs)
(A few minutes later, a scream is heard)
Heero: (jumps up) That sounded like Kat!
Quatre: (looks around) Hey, where's Wufei?
(Lily and Akkiko look at each other)
~flashback~
Kat: I'm going to take a shower.
~end~
(The GW boys look at each other)
~flashback~
Wufei: I need to go to the john.
~end~
All: SHIT!
(Everyone runs upstairs and down the hallway. As they near the bathroom, they see Wufei fly out of the door. He hits the hallway wall, and a spear lodges itself beside his head.)
Kat: (from inside bathroom) I'm gonna kill you, Chang! (Bathroom door slams)
Heero: Wufei, did you see Kat . . .
Wufei: (blushes furiously) Uh, no . . .
(Little arrow appears above his head. Above the arrow it says, 'Whatta liar')
Heero: I'll give you a second's head-start. (Removes gun from holster)
(Kat comes out of bathroom in a robe. She yanks the spear out of the wall and grabs front of Wufei's shirt, bringing him close to her face)
Kat: Next time, I won't miss, and I'll be aiming . . . lower.
Quatre: Wait a minute-Kat showers with a spear?
Kat: (shrugs) So? Heero sleeps with a gun under his pillow. What can I say? I like the old-fashioned weapons.
Heero: That's my girl. (Hugs her)
Kat: Oh, by the way, here's your outfit for tonight. (Hands Heero a suit)
Heero: I don't know Kat . . . I don't look too good in a suit.
Kat: (hugs him) don't worry, honey, you'll look fine!
~~~
(Several hours later)
Heero: Kat, I'm all ready!
Kat: Coming!
(They meet each other at the front door. Heero is in black slacks with a black jacket. Underneath the jacket is a navy-blue shirt, and on his feet are polished shoes. Kat is in a pale purple dress that goes to her ankles, with slits running up each side to her knees. The neckline in done in a mandarin-style, and her hair is done up with chopsticks, with black kung fu shoes on her feet.)
Heero: Wow, Kat, you look great.
Kat: (smoothes his collar) You look awesome too. What did I tell you?
Heero: Oh, and by the way, (holds out box to her) happy anniversary.
Kat: Oh, Heero! (Opens box and takes out earrings) They're lovely. Thank you so much. (Puts on earrings)
Heero: All ready?
Kat: (nods) Let's go!
~~~
(At the restaurant)
Kat: Are you as nervous as I am?
Heero: Probably not. Parents just don't spook me, unlike some people I could mention.
Kat: Just be nice, and don't threaten my sister.
Heero: Why would I want to threaten her?
Kat: (rolls her eyes) I've been having premonitions of one of you blowing the other up.
Heero: (laughs) You're just being paranoid.
Kat: Oh, and don't mind it if my mom starts giving you the third degree.
Heero: Your mother? I was more worried about your father.
Kat: Are you kidding? My father doesn't really care who I date, as long as it's not a total pervert who just wants to get into my pants.
Heero: Ah . . .
Mom: Katherine!
(Kat winces; she forgets sometimes that her name is really Katherine)
(A/N: Kat: My name isn't really Katherine, it's just the name of my alter ego. Lily and Akkiko: Oh . . .)
Kat: Hey, Mom, Dad. Where's Kim? (Hugs her parents)
Dad: She's just parking the car.
Kim: Hey, Kat! (Hugs her little sister)
Kat: Hey, Sis. Mom, Dad, Kim, this is my boyfriend, Heero Yuy. Heero, these are my parents, and my sister Kimberly.
Heero: (bows slightly and then shakes hands) Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Muller. Hello, Kimberly.
Kim: You can call me Kim.
(Everyone sits down at table and orders their food)
Mom: So, Heero, are you still in school?
Heero: No. I've never really gone to school. I've been tutored wherever I could find someone to teach me.
Dad: What do you do for a living?
Heero: I'm the perfect soldier.
(Kat's family all stare at him, sweatdropping. Kat kicks Heero under the table.)
Heero: OWWW!!
Kat: (little vein twitching in her temple) Heero-baby, what did we talk about?
Heero: Oh . . . that. Um, I'm in nuclear weapons.
(Kat kicks him again)
Heero: Oops . . . Um, bombs? (Kat sighs, nods) Yeah, I'm in bombs-creating them, destroying them, that sort of thing.
Kim: Does Kat ever go to work with you?
Heero: Are you crazy? I don't want her to get hurt.
Mom: Aw . . . that's so sweet (suddenly glares at him) Don't think you're off the hook, honey.
Heero: Eeep.
(Suddenly Wufei and Quatre run into the restaurant, each holding guns. They dive behind the table Kat and Heero are sitting at. Zechs runs in after them)
Kat: Oh no. . . . Oh no oh no oh no!
Heero: What the *BEEP* are you guys doing here?
Wufei and Quatre: Um . . .
Kat: Okay, that's it! You two are so not ruining this dinner! (Grabs the two of them by the ear and drags them off) Heero, take care of that insane maniac of a mercenary!
Heero: 'Kay. Please excuse me. (He bows slightly to Kat's family, then walks off in Zech's direction, pulling a gun out of his jacket's inside pocket as he went)
Dad: Well, at least the guy knows how to protect himself (Mom glares at him)
Kat: What the HELL are you doing??
Quatre: Well . . . Akkiko threatened us to get out of the house-or else! And Wu-man felt like Italian.
Wufei: STOP CALLING ME WU-MAN!!
Kat: Okay, so Akkiko threatened you and Wuffles felt like Italian-I can buy that. How does Zechs come into the picture?
Wufei: Oh, we ran into him on the way over here, and he just started chasing us for no apparent reason.
Kat: (Raises an eyebrow) Really?
Quatre and Wufei (look at each other guiltily): Yep.
Kat: Okay, I'm only going to say this once: Stay AWAY from my family dinner, or I'll rip out your jugulars.
(She stalks off. Quatre and Wufei stare after her)
Quatre: She's scary sometimes . . . cute, but scary.
Wufei: And she isn't too bad without a towel either.
Heero: (walking back to table) I HEARD that! Plus I've got a gun again!
Kat: Heero! Get you ass back here! Kill them later!
(Heero sits back down, Wufei and Quatre sneak out of restaurant and start running)
Kat: Where's Zechs?
Heero: Oh, he's . . . around.
*A/N: Yes, I do realize I use that line a lot-BITE ME!!*
~~~
(After dinner)
Mom: By the way, dear, who were those two boys who dived behind our table?
Kat: Oh, friends of Heero.
Heero: Yeah, they live with us.
Kim: Live? You two are LIVING together?
Dad: With other BOYS?
Mom: Katherine Maureen Muller. . .
Kat: Eep.
Mom: Young lady . . .
Kat: Um, anyways. . . Mom, Dad, Kim, why don't you and Heero sit down in the living room while I get drinks? (scuttles off)
(Suddenly the lights in the room go out. A moment later Mom switches on a little lamp overtop Heero's head. He is tied to a chair, the only piece of furniture left. Dad, Kim and Mom glare down at him)
Dad: Okay, Mr. Yuy, first question: are you with my daughter for any reasons that are sexual?
Heero: (blanches and then blushes) NO!
Dad: Okay then-I'm satisfied. (Goes off somewhere)
Kim: On pain of death, would you ever hurt my sister or lead her into anything dangerous?
Heero: Listen, Kat kinda has a mind of her own-if she wants to do something she'll do it.
Mom: But you wouldn't intentionally lead her into a dangerous environment, right?
Heero: Um . . . . . . . . . . . No.
Kim: Good answer, because if ANYONE hurts my little sister-I'll kill you!
~~~
(Five minutes later)
Kat: Okay, I have the drinks. I-MOM! KIM! DADDY!! What the HELL are you doing to my boyfriend?
Mom: Interrogating to see if he's good enough to go out with you again.
Kim: Hey, Kat, what does 'Omae o Korusu' mean?
Kat: (blanches) I, um, I have no idea. . . (hisses at Heero) I told you not to threaten my sister!
Heero: Sorry-it's a habit!
Mom: (sighs) Well, I can't think of anything else to ask you, but I swear- (unties Heero from chair) I'll be keeping an eye on you, sonnyboy.
Heero: (sighs with relief) Yes, ma'am.
Mom: Well, honey, aren't you going to show us around the house? And-(face darkens) show us where these BOYS live?
Kat: Eep. . . Sure, mom. . .
Akkiko (suddenly crashes in to living room): Hey, Kat-did you know your Audi out there is on fire?
Mom: Katherine doesn't drive an Audi-I DO!! (runs out yelling, followed by Dad and Kim)
Akkiko: Psyche! (slams door and locks it) Thought you could use a hand, Kat!
Kat: (melts a little in relief) Thank you!
(Trowa, Duo, and Lily poke their heads from around corner)
Heero: You guys were here all along?
(Four nod)
Lily: Kat was freaking out so badly when she heard her parents were coming that we just had to be on hand to help out if needed.
Kat: You guys are the best!
(Wufei and Quatre come in back door. A very charred Zechs is being supported between them)
Duo: What the-
Quatre: Look what we found behind the restaurant!
Akkiko: What happened to Zechs?
Trowa: Man, he looks like he's been to hell and back.
Kat: Heero-what did you do?
Heero: I just . . . had some fun.
Heero= ^_^
Others= o_O*
Zechs= X_X
Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing yadda yadda . . . you get it . . . blah blah blah . . . grrr . . .
(Lily and Akkiko look at each other.)
Lily: Kat, what are you talking about?
Kat: I need you two to keep the guys out of the house tonight.
Akkiko: Why?
Kat: Because, as you know, it's my night to have my parents meet my boyfriend, and after we have dinner together, my mom wants to come and inspect my house.
Lily: Okay, so why don't you want the guys in the house?
(Kat looks extremely guilty. Akkiko raises an eyebrow)
Akkiko: Kat, what did you tell your parents about our house?
Kat: Well, that I was living with you two . . .
Lily: And?
Kat: Well, I left out the part that we were living with five teenage boys.
Lily and Akkiko: WHAT??
Kat: I know! I'm sorry, but if my mom found out, she would kill me!
Lily: (smacks her forehead) Oy, Jesus. You are so screwed.
Kat: Yes, I will be, if you guys don't keep the guys entertained for tonight.
Akkiko: I'm covered. Trowa and I are going to a Monster Truck rally.
Kat and Lily= O_O*
Lily: You're into Monster-Trucking?
Akkiko: Not really, but its fun to scar all the big biker bastards that are there.
Kat: Um, right.
Lily: Don't worry about it, Kat. Duo and I were planning to go to the beach for a walk. We won't be here.
Kat: (smiles) Thanks, you guys. (She frowns suddenly) What about Quatre and Wufei?
(Akkiko and Lily look at each other)
Akkiko: I can threaten them if you want.
Kat: Argh! This whole thing is way too stressful! I'm going to have a shower.
(She climbs the stairs to the bathroom and closes the door)
Akkiko: (turns to Lily) Hey, Lily, I bet I can beat you at Kingdom Hearts!
Lily: You're on!
~~~
Quatre: So, Heero, looking forward to your date with Kat tonight?
Heero: (shrugs)
Wufei: Aren't you worried about meeting her parents?
Heero: (shrugs again) I figure they can't be too bad if they raised such a great girl like Kat.
Trowa: Yeah, but what about her sister? Akkiko's sister was slightly mental . . . she scared me.
Heero: Whatever. (Continues typing on laptop)
Duo: Are you going to take that thing with you tonight?
Heero: No, Kat wouldn't like it.
Wufei: (rolls his eyes) You're turning quite pathetic, Heero. There was once a time that women couldn't pay you to look at them. Now you're drooling over Kat.
Heero: Wufei, just because you're sexist doesn't mean you need to ruin it for the rest of us.
Wufei: Whatever. I need to go to the john. (Walks towards bathroom)
Duo: Hey, you guys want to play some video games?
Quatre, Heero and Trowa: Sure. (Three of them go downstairs)
(A few minutes later, a scream is heard)
Heero: (jumps up) That sounded like Kat!
Quatre: (looks around) Hey, where's Wufei?
(Lily and Akkiko look at each other)
~flashback~
Kat: I'm going to take a shower.
~end~
(The GW boys look at each other)
~flashback~
Wufei: I need to go to the john.
~end~
All: SHIT!
(Everyone runs upstairs and down the hallway. As they near the bathroom, they see Wufei fly out of the door. He hits the hallway wall, and a spear lodges itself beside his head.)
Kat: (from inside bathroom) I'm gonna kill you, Chang! (Bathroom door slams)
Heero: Wufei, did you see Kat . . .
Wufei: (blushes furiously) Uh, no . . .
(Little arrow appears above his head. Above the arrow it says, 'Whatta liar')
Heero: I'll give you a second's head-start. (Removes gun from holster)
(Kat comes out of bathroom in a robe. She yanks the spear out of the wall and grabs front of Wufei's shirt, bringing him close to her face)
Kat: Next time, I won't miss, and I'll be aiming . . . lower.
Quatre: Wait a minute-Kat showers with a spear?
Kat: (shrugs) So? Heero sleeps with a gun under his pillow. What can I say? I like the old-fashioned weapons.
Heero: That's my girl. (Hugs her)
Kat: Oh, by the way, here's your outfit for tonight. (Hands Heero a suit)
Heero: I don't know Kat . . . I don't look too good in a suit.
Kat: (hugs him) don't worry, honey, you'll look fine!
~~~
(Several hours later)
Heero: Kat, I'm all ready!
Kat: Coming!
(They meet each other at the front door. Heero is in black slacks with a black jacket. Underneath the jacket is a navy-blue shirt, and on his feet are polished shoes. Kat is in a pale purple dress that goes to her ankles, with slits running up each side to her knees. The neckline in done in a mandarin-style, and her hair is done up with chopsticks, with black kung fu shoes on her feet.)
Heero: Wow, Kat, you look great.
Kat: (smoothes his collar) You look awesome too. What did I tell you?
Heero: Oh, and by the way, (holds out box to her) happy anniversary.
Kat: Oh, Heero! (Opens box and takes out earrings) They're lovely. Thank you so much. (Puts on earrings)
Heero: All ready?
Kat: (nods) Let's go!
~~~
(At the restaurant)
Kat: Are you as nervous as I am?
Heero: Probably not. Parents just don't spook me, unlike some people I could mention.
Kat: Just be nice, and don't threaten my sister.
Heero: Why would I want to threaten her?
Kat: (rolls her eyes) I've been having premonitions of one of you blowing the other up.
Heero: (laughs) You're just being paranoid.
Kat: Oh, and don't mind it if my mom starts giving you the third degree.
Heero: Your mother? I was more worried about your father.
Kat: Are you kidding? My father doesn't really care who I date, as long as it's not a total pervert who just wants to get into my pants.
Heero: Ah . . .
Mom: Katherine!
(Kat winces; she forgets sometimes that her name is really Katherine)
(A/N: Kat: My name isn't really Katherine, it's just the name of my alter ego. Lily and Akkiko: Oh . . .)
Kat: Hey, Mom, Dad. Where's Kim? (Hugs her parents)
Dad: She's just parking the car.
Kim: Hey, Kat! (Hugs her little sister)
Kat: Hey, Sis. Mom, Dad, Kim, this is my boyfriend, Heero Yuy. Heero, these are my parents, and my sister Kimberly.
Heero: (bows slightly and then shakes hands) Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Muller. Hello, Kimberly.
Kim: You can call me Kim.
(Everyone sits down at table and orders their food)
Mom: So, Heero, are you still in school?
Heero: No. I've never really gone to school. I've been tutored wherever I could find someone to teach me.
Dad: What do you do for a living?
Heero: I'm the perfect soldier.
(Kat's family all stare at him, sweatdropping. Kat kicks Heero under the table.)
Heero: OWWW!!
Kat: (little vein twitching in her temple) Heero-baby, what did we talk about?
Heero: Oh . . . that. Um, I'm in nuclear weapons.
(Kat kicks him again)
Heero: Oops . . . Um, bombs? (Kat sighs, nods) Yeah, I'm in bombs-creating them, destroying them, that sort of thing.
Kim: Does Kat ever go to work with you?
Heero: Are you crazy? I don't want her to get hurt.
Mom: Aw . . . that's so sweet (suddenly glares at him) Don't think you're off the hook, honey.
Heero: Eeep.
(Suddenly Wufei and Quatre run into the restaurant, each holding guns. They dive behind the table Kat and Heero are sitting at. Zechs runs in after them)
Kat: Oh no. . . . Oh no oh no oh no!
Heero: What the *BEEP* are you guys doing here?
Wufei and Quatre: Um . . .
Kat: Okay, that's it! You two are so not ruining this dinner! (Grabs the two of them by the ear and drags them off) Heero, take care of that insane maniac of a mercenary!
Heero: 'Kay. Please excuse me. (He bows slightly to Kat's family, then walks off in Zech's direction, pulling a gun out of his jacket's inside pocket as he went)
Dad: Well, at least the guy knows how to protect himself (Mom glares at him)
Kat: What the HELL are you doing??
Quatre: Well . . . Akkiko threatened us to get out of the house-or else! And Wu-man felt like Italian.
Wufei: STOP CALLING ME WU-MAN!!
Kat: Okay, so Akkiko threatened you and Wuffles felt like Italian-I can buy that. How does Zechs come into the picture?
Wufei: Oh, we ran into him on the way over here, and he just started chasing us for no apparent reason.
Kat: (Raises an eyebrow) Really?
Quatre and Wufei (look at each other guiltily): Yep.
Kat: Okay, I'm only going to say this once: Stay AWAY from my family dinner, or I'll rip out your jugulars.
(She stalks off. Quatre and Wufei stare after her)
Quatre: She's scary sometimes . . . cute, but scary.
Wufei: And she isn't too bad without a towel either.
Heero: (walking back to table) I HEARD that! Plus I've got a gun again!
Kat: Heero! Get you ass back here! Kill them later!
(Heero sits back down, Wufei and Quatre sneak out of restaurant and start running)
Kat: Where's Zechs?
Heero: Oh, he's . . . around.
*A/N: Yes, I do realize I use that line a lot-BITE ME!!*
~~~
(After dinner)
Mom: By the way, dear, who were those two boys who dived behind our table?
Kat: Oh, friends of Heero.
Heero: Yeah, they live with us.
Kim: Live? You two are LIVING together?
Dad: With other BOYS?
Mom: Katherine Maureen Muller. . .
Kat: Eep.
Mom: Young lady . . .
Kat: Um, anyways. . . Mom, Dad, Kim, why don't you and Heero sit down in the living room while I get drinks? (scuttles off)
(Suddenly the lights in the room go out. A moment later Mom switches on a little lamp overtop Heero's head. He is tied to a chair, the only piece of furniture left. Dad, Kim and Mom glare down at him)
Dad: Okay, Mr. Yuy, first question: are you with my daughter for any reasons that are sexual?
Heero: (blanches and then blushes) NO!
Dad: Okay then-I'm satisfied. (Goes off somewhere)
Kim: On pain of death, would you ever hurt my sister or lead her into anything dangerous?
Heero: Listen, Kat kinda has a mind of her own-if she wants to do something she'll do it.
Mom: But you wouldn't intentionally lead her into a dangerous environment, right?
Heero: Um . . . . . . . . . . . No.
Kim: Good answer, because if ANYONE hurts my little sister-I'll kill you!
~~~
(Five minutes later)
Kat: Okay, I have the drinks. I-MOM! KIM! DADDY!! What the HELL are you doing to my boyfriend?
Mom: Interrogating to see if he's good enough to go out with you again.
Kim: Hey, Kat, what does 'Omae o Korusu' mean?
Kat: (blanches) I, um, I have no idea. . . (hisses at Heero) I told you not to threaten my sister!
Heero: Sorry-it's a habit!
Mom: (sighs) Well, I can't think of anything else to ask you, but I swear- (unties Heero from chair) I'll be keeping an eye on you, sonnyboy.
Heero: (sighs with relief) Yes, ma'am.
Mom: Well, honey, aren't you going to show us around the house? And-(face darkens) show us where these BOYS live?
Kat: Eep. . . Sure, mom. . .
Akkiko (suddenly crashes in to living room): Hey, Kat-did you know your Audi out there is on fire?
Mom: Katherine doesn't drive an Audi-I DO!! (runs out yelling, followed by Dad and Kim)
Akkiko: Psyche! (slams door and locks it) Thought you could use a hand, Kat!
Kat: (melts a little in relief) Thank you!
(Trowa, Duo, and Lily poke their heads from around corner)
Heero: You guys were here all along?
(Four nod)
Lily: Kat was freaking out so badly when she heard her parents were coming that we just had to be on hand to help out if needed.
Kat: You guys are the best!
(Wufei and Quatre come in back door. A very charred Zechs is being supported between them)
Duo: What the-
Quatre: Look what we found behind the restaurant!
Akkiko: What happened to Zechs?
Trowa: Man, he looks like he's been to hell and back.
Kat: Heero-what did you do?
Heero: I just . . . had some fun.
Heero= ^_^
Others= o_O*
Zechs= X_X
Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing yadda yadda . . . you get it . . . blah blah blah . . . grrr . . .