*The others*






Verie: the room with the kitchen unit is miiiiiiiineeeeeeeee!!
Ken: but.. I wanna cook!! ;_;'
Verie: no. MINE.
Ken: I wanna cook.
Verie: tough luck.
Yohji: ~sneaks into the room and slams the door~
Verie&Ken: ;_;' NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Omi: ... this is really pathetic...
Verie: ... Hey.. I just thought of something.. THIS IS THE ADOLESCENT UNIT!! So ha, THE KITCHEN UNIT ROOM IS MIIIIIIIIIINEEEE!!!
Ken: aaaw...
Yohji: ~blink~ you mean.. there's no girls over 18 here?
Verie: not on this unit.
Yohji: O.O; ~runs out~
Verie: ... that was easy.
Brad: then I'll be going.
~All people over 18 leave~
Verie: ... ... ~whimper~ I feel so alone.
Nagi: ... I'm alone... in a mental institution... ~twitch~
Omi: ... ... this is creepy....
Verie: >.> . I'm afraid of the other patients. People here can be really creepy. ~whimper~
Nagi: .... ~runs into the room with the kitchen unit and slams the door~
Verie: ... DAMNIT. -.-;


*People over 18*





Schu: ... that sucks. That just.. really. really. SUCKS.
Brad: ... So the adults get stereotypical hospital-style rooms, whereas the adolescents get kitchen units...
Ken: ONE kitchen unit...
Brad: It's still disturbing.
Aya: shi-ne, room.
Yohji: but there's women over 18 here! ^-^
Brad: but they're all crazy.
Schu: which means you might actually be able to score. ~snickers evilly~
Yohji: >.;; shut up.
Narrator: They're insane, not stupid.
Yohji: HEY!! >.;; why does everyone make fun of me?
Brad: because you make it easy for them to do so.
Yohji: ... >.> shut up, you're just jealous because I have more fangirls.
Brad: I, quite frankly, do not WANT fangirls. They're creepy as hell.
Schu: Fangirls are fun. I can have them attend to my evil biddings... ~snickers evilly~
Others: ~back away from Schu~ o.o;;


*Verie, Nagi & Omi*





Verie: I'm bored.
Nagi: .. this sucks. >.;;
Omi: there's gotta be something to do....
Verie: we can read "See Spot" again.
Nagi&Omi: NO.
Verie: ... Spot's cool.... >.>
Nagi&Omi: o.o;; ~back away~
Verie: whaaat??? He is! ;_;' or we can watch cable T.V.
Omi: there's nothing on Bakersfield cable.
Verie: my point exactly. But I don't even have cable. So it's better than the three stations I get at home.
Nagi: .. that's sad.
Verie: I know ;_;''
Omi: so.. very... bored...
Verie: I KNOW!! You two can act out my twisted yaoi fantasies! ^___^
Nagi&Omi: HELL NO.
Verie: ~sigh~ That's what I thought. Hmm... we can go to the cafeteria.
Nagi&Omi: O.O; cafeteria? ~scared~
Verie: They've got good cake. ~grabs Nagi and Omi and drags them off~


*Shinigami*



Dr: Welcome to your room. ~opens door~
Shinigami: O.O; MYY EEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!! ~falls over screaming~ IT'S BLIIIINDIIIIIIIIIING!!!!
Dr: We just got out padded room revamped. It used to be blue. But now it's this nice shade of pink ^-^ I chose the color myself!
Shinigami: MY EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Dr: ~nudges Shinigami with his foot until she's inside the padded room and locks the door~
Shinigami: ~twitches~ it's.. the same color as... pepto bismol... no da...... ~twitch twitch~ I. hate... PINK!!!!! ~convulsing~


*On the way to the cafeteria...*





Dr: ~walks up to Nagi, Omi, and Verie and grabs Verie and drags her off~ Time for your psychological evaluation.
Verie: .... na.... ni?
Dr: ... I see.... ~drags Verie into the evaluation room~
Nagi&Omi: ... YAY! SHE'S GONE!! ^________^
Verie: ~from inside room~ I HEARD THAT!!
Nagi&Omi: ... ;_;'''


*Inside Evaluation Room*





Dr: Ok, please state your full name.
Verie: ... Verie. >.>
Dr: ... last name?
Verie: ... .. . Verie.
Dr: ... First name?
Verie: ... ... Verie ;_;'
Dr: ... I... see..... middle name?
Verie: Verie! ^-^
Dr: .... your real name, please?
Verie: Veeeriiieeee.
Dr: Give me your real name.
Verie: ... Brad.
Dr: O.o;; I said real name.
Verie: My real name is Brad ^_^
Dr: no, it's not.
Verie: How do YOU know my name's not Brad? OR Verie?
Dr: Because 'Verie' isn't a name, and you're a girl.
Verie: Verie IS a name, oddly enough. I made it up, but it later turned out it already existed as a guy's name. And who said I was a girl?! >.> .
Dr: ... Because it's obvious?
Verie: ... The lady in Hawaii didn't think I was a girl...
Dr: But you are a girl. And your name is not Verie OR Brad.
Verie: Well if it's not Verie OR Brad, then what is it?
Dr: >.;; That's what I'm trying to find out.
Verie: well, good luck then.
Dr: -.-;; I need YOU to tell me what your name is.
Verie: Verie.
Dr: Your REAL NAME! >.;;
Verie: Crawford.
Dr: ... .... so your last name is Crawford?
Verie: yep ^-^
Dr: and you're NOT lying to me?
Verie: nope ^-^
Dr: ... You're lying, aren't you?
Verie: My full name is Brad Crawford. ~nodnod~
Dr: ~face fault~ Ok, forget the name. We'll just move on.
Verie: BANZAI! ^-^
Dr: ... eh?
Verie: .. It means 'yay.'
Dr: ... In what language...?
Verie: Japanese! ^_^


*Over 18 people*





Brad: I *DEMAND* to see my lawyer!!
Schu: ... .. do we even have a lawyer anymore...? ;_;'
Brad: ... what are you talking about?
Schu: Because THEY ~point at Weiss~ killed that one. I don't think we ever got a new one. Because he was provided by Esset, because they always provided us with a lawyer, and then y'know we did that whole thing where we got rid of 'em so we lost all out company benefits, including the lawyer.
Brad: .... .... you're right ;_;'
Farf: ... God laughs ;_;'
Ken: wait, you mean all this time you've threatened to sue us, you didn't even have a LAWYER?!
Brad: .. shut up. I'm perfectly capable of representing myself in court.
Ken: as long as you don't got crazy and kill the judge over a cup of coffee.
Brad: ... -.-; shut up. He deserved what he got.
Yohji: you could've just bought a cup of coffee at the little eating place they've got...
Brad: that would cost money. Which I currently do not have. Because I haven't worked in however many months.
Yohji: ... Ha! We've got more money than Schwarz!!! ~happy bandit dance~
Narrator: .. Shinigami's gonna hurt you for stealing her dance. >.> ... despite the fact she stole it from somewhere else.
Brad: children seem to enjoy taking other people's trademarks and then claiming them as their own.
Schu: Yeah. .. We should sue. >.>
Brad: ... I just realized that nurse left.
Schu: she was probably afraid you'd steal her coffee.
Brad: >.;; shut up. I need a phone. NOW. ~glares at Ken~
Ken: .. what, am I suddenly your slave now?!
Schu: .... hehehe.. slave... ~hentai thoughts~
Brad&Ken: -.-;


*Verie*







Dr: argh.... ok, so let me get this straight.... your name is Brad Verie Crawford.
Verie: .. sure, why not?
Dr: >.;; and you're from some magical place called 'Germany.'
Verie: >.> I'm German...
Dr: And you speak a language you made up called 'Japanese.'
Verie: ... Japanese is real...
Dr: And there's a group of one 'Japanese' person, one 'German' and one American trying to kill you. Along with four other 'Japanese' people of a different group. Who name themselves after cats.
Verie: yep ^_^
Dr: and the first group is psychic.
Verie: ~nodnod~ the American can tell when toast is going to come up out of the toaster before it happens. It's nifty.
Dr: -.-;; and what was that last part?
Verie: ... Goodbye my mars, I shot your pigs?
Dr: ah yes... .. that.... ~writes down on notepad: "delusional, paranoid, violent tendencies. But the padded room's already occupied... keep tranquilizers around when dealing with."~ Ok, you can leave now. ~goes off to find the next victim~
Verie: BANZAI!!!


*Shinigami*





Shinigami: ~twitch~ it's so... pink.... no da.... x.x;;;
Nurse: ~opens door~ It's lunch time!!! ^___________^
Shinigami: ... scary genki lady. .... .... but.. FREEDOM NO DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! ~runs for it~


*Over 18 people*





Brad: is it just me, or is it impossible to find a phone here?
Schu: I think we're lost.
Ken: .. the place really didn't look this big from the outside.
Brad: it's all an illusion. They want you to THINK it's a small building. But infact, it's HUGE.
Schu: ... ... you really are crazy. FARFIE crazy.
Farf: ... ... that hurts God. ^_^
Aya: that's getting to be really repetitive.
Schu: and shi-ne isn't?
Aya: ... shi-ne.
Dr: ~walks up and drags Brad into the Evaluation room~
Brad: ... I am not amused. >.;;
Schu: ... ... ok.. that was freaky >.>
Yohji: .. does anyone have any idea where that guy came from?? ~looks around~
Ken: .... no... .
Schu: ... ... there must be a secret passage... >.>
Schu,Ken,Yohji,Aya: ~look all paranoid and stuff~
Farf: ... ... and you people call ME crazy....


*Evaluation Room*





Dr: Please state your name.
Brad: .. Brad Crawford. >.>
Dr: ... ~face fault~
Brad: .. what?
Dr: WHAT IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE AND THE NAME BRAD CRAWFORD?!!
Brad: ... nani...? ;_;'
Dr: ... >.;; argh!! Let me guess, you're 'Japanese' too, aren't you?!
Brad: .. I'm American. ... But currently residing in Japan.
Dr: -.- and your name is Brad Crawford.
Brad: ~lost~ ... yes? ;_;'
Dr: ~glares~ you're lying to me. 'Brad Crawford' is some kind of name you've all made up so we can't find your medical records! BUT WE'LL FIND THEM, DAMNIT!! NO MATTER HOW MANY FAKE NAMES YOU MAKE UP!!!!
Brad: ... the hell? o.o;;


* Later in the Cafeteria*





Shinigami: padded rooms are scary no da ;_;'
Verie: because it's pepto bismol pink?
Shinigami: YES!! NO DA!!
Verie: ... I pity you deeply if you had to look at that.
Shinigami: >.;; they locked me in.
Nagi,Omi,Verie: ouch.
Shinigami: ~nodnod~ da.
Brad: ~walks in and points at Verie accusingly~ YOU!!!
Verie: her? ~points at Shinigami~
Brad: no, you.
Verie: me?
Brad: Shut up. I'm trying to yell at you.
Verie: eh?
Brad: You told the stupid shrink that your name was Brad Crawford and that Japan was a fictional place you made up, didn't you?!
Verie: ... Yes, I told him my name is Brad Crawford, because it is. And he thought that weird Japan thing up on his own.
Brad: Your name is NOT Brad Crawford!
Verie: My nickname is ^-^
Brad: He asked for your REAL name!!
Verie: ~head tilt~ exactly. My real nickname.
Brad: >.;; no, your real given name.
Verie: he should have been more specific then.
Brad: ~twitch~ I hate you.
Shinigami: ... you really do say that a lot no da.
Verie: We should all sing Deatte Shimatta.
Nagi: .... that was... random.
Verie: that it was! ^-^
Brad: ... .... where the hell is everyone else?
Omi: how're we supposed to know? We're "under 18" ~grumbles~
Brad: You're not missing out on much. The adolescent unit's rooms are a lot better than the adult's.
Verie: ha ^_^
Brad: shut up. .. They have coffee here, right?
Verie: sadly, no.
Brad: ~twitch~
Omi: ... ... I'm fearful.
Shinigami: we all are no da.
Nagi: .. isn't Crawford's caffeine withdrawl what got us here in the first place?
Verie: yep.
Brad: -.-; I was not having caffeine withdrawl.
Omi: you attacked a guy because he wouldn't give you another free sample of espresso.
Brad: For the last time, HE WAS ASKING FOR IT!
Others: ~role their eyes~
Shinigami: sure, Bradchan no da.
Brad: ... ... what the hell did you just call me? ~twitch~
Verie: Crawfuchan works too.
Shinigami: Kurofuchan! ^-^
Verie: Kurochan!
Brad: ~twitches~
Verie: Braddisshu!!
Brad: ... .... did you just call me a radish? >.;;
Omi: apparently.
Verie&Shinigami: ~continue mangling Brad's name~

*The other over-18 people*





Schu: according to my calculations, the secret passage should be aboooout.. here. ~points at the floor~
Ken: .. how can you tell?
Schu: my amazingly cool psychic powers.
Yohji: ... how does being telepathic allow you to know where the secret passage is?
Schu: it just does. Obviously.
Others: ;_;'
Farf: ... ... I'm the sanest person here. ;_;'
Schu: anyhow, so we take our sporks-
Yohji: .. I don't have a spork...
Schu: you can't be trusted with a spork.
Ken: I don't have a spork either..
Schu: likewise.
Aya: Let me guess, I can't be trusted with a spork either, right?
Schu: exactly. ^-^
Yohji: so we take our sporks --which we don't have-- and do what?
Schu: dig. Obviously.
Ken: ok. Start digging, then.
Schu: ~pauses~ .... Farf, start digging.
Farf: I don't have a spork.
Schu: ~hands Farf the spork~
Farf: ... ~starts poking himself with the spork~
Schu: ... no, no, DIG damnit.
Farf: this hurts God more.
Schu: ~grabs spork~ gimme that. Hidaka, you've officially graduated to "someone who can be trusted with a spork."
Ken: I'm so proud -.-
Schu: you SHOULD be. ~shoves the spork at Ken~ now dig.
Ken: I don't feel like attempting to dig through carpet.
Schu: well fine. We'll just walk around in circles for the REST OF OUR LIVES.
Yohji: I'll leave a beautiful corpse.
Schu: ... shut up.
Farf: ~walks off~
Schu: hey, where are YOU going?!
Farf: back the way we came.
Others: .. na.. NANI?!
Farf: what?
Schu: .. you actually know what direction we came from?!
Farf: of course.
Yohji: .. so we've been lost all this time for NO REASON?!
Farf: We were lost?
Others: YES!!!
Farf: .. hehe... being lost hurts God...
Others: ;_;''

*Later, in the cafeteria*


Shinigami: ... I can't think of anymore no da...
Verie: ... we can call him "Lee" .. from BradLEY. ... But.. no...
Brad: >.;; would you two STOP SCREWING WITH MY NAME?!
Verie: Crawfiechan.. Maruchen..
Others: .. maruchen?! ;_;'
Verie: Sure! You've got Kurofuchan, which can be turned into Kurochan, which can be turned into Kurochen, which can be turned into Karuchen, which can be turned into Maruchen! ^-^
Shinigami: .. that's a stretch no da.
Verie: ... I was running out of ideas ;_;'
Nagi: ... so, now Crawford is not only a relative of a lobster, but also a brand of ramen...
Verie: he's also a radish. ~nodnod~
Brad: I hate you all.
Verie: And an insect.
Brad: I REALLY hate you.
Verie: .. and that's all we've got. ~sigh~
Schuldich: Braaadchaaaan!!
Brad: ~jumps up~ SHUT THE HELL UP!!
Schuldich: ... what the hell is wrong with you?
Nagi: They ~points at Verie and Shinigami~ have been mauling his name for the last thirty minutes.
Verie: Crawlie-sama ^-^
Schuldich: haha.. spiffy.
Brad: It is is no way 'spiffy.'
Schuldich: your opinion doesn't count.
Yohji: we're not lost anymore!!
Farf: we were never lost...
Aya: shi-ne.
Farf: fine, then. ~goes off to get some butter knives to entertain himself~
Verie: whose name should we maul now?
Shinigami: ... I dunno no da... none of the others are as easy.
Verie: sou, sou...
Brad: ~twitches~ are we even going to attempt to get out of here?
Verie: .. when they run out of cake?
Brad: ~glare~ they don't have coffee here, correct?
Verie: ... ~nodnod~
Brad: ~death glare~ and if they don't have coffee, I am not spending the night here.
Verie: ... dude, yer more addicted to caffeine than *I* am.
Shinigami: .. wait.. haven't we already covered that no da?
Verie: probably. I just had to reiterate.
Narrator: for the sake of the audience.
Verie: ... ... sou.. sou....
Shinigami: .. so.. now what no da?
Brad: we can try to GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.
Verie: or we can sing the Tamagoyaki song!!
Shinigami: TAMAGOYAKI! ^_____^
Brad: ~bangs head on table~
Nagi: ... can't we get out of here before we meet any other patients?
Shinigami: ~singing~ pappara funi funi, pappara hoe hoe!
Nagi: -.-;
Omi: .. she's singing about eggs...
Verie: to the tune of Mozart! ^-^
Brad: .. someone kill me.
Shinigami: .. I don't remember the rest no da...
Verie: O.O; noooooooooooooooooooo!!! WATASHI NO TAMAGOYAKI!! And my CD is back at the warehouse place.. ;_;'
Brad: thus, we should attempt to leave. .. As much as I want to kill you if you make me listen to that song again.
Shinigami: Watashi no Tamagoyaki hurts God no da ^-^
Brad: >.;; it hurts my mind.
Verie: your mind is easily harmed.
Brad: shut up.
Verie: anyhow, fine. I'll show you people where the phone is.
Brad: FINALLY.

*At the front desk, with the phone*

Verie: .. so um.. who the hell should we call?
Shinigami: .. Jimmy no da?
Verie: mmkay. ^-^ ~calls Jimmy~

*With Jimmy*


Jimmy: ~listening to Watashi no Tamagoyaki and reading graphic novels~ Pappara funi funi pappara hoe hoe! Pappara funi funi tamago! Pappara funi funi pappara hoe hoe!
~phone rings~
Jimmy: ~oblivious~ Yaitara kagechatta! Pappara funi funi pappara hoe hoe! Pappara funi funi o imo.Pappara funi funi pappara hoe hoe! Yedetara togechatta!



*Back at the mental institute*

Verie: ;_;' she's not picking up...
Brad: >.;; damn children. Damn them to HELL.
Nagi: thanks a lot >.;;
Verie: answering machine... JIMMY!! PICK UP THE PHONE!! ... OR I'LL KIRU YOU!!!
Omi: ;_;' buy?
Nagi: shuffle? ;_;'
Yohji: wear? ;_;'
Verie: .. Shuffle. Anyhow, PICK UP THE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! ... ... ~whines~ pick up the phoooneeee!! Or I'll have Kefka braid Sephiroth's hair!! I'LL DO IT!!! ~sigh~ if she didn't pick up to that, she's not picking up to anything. ~twitch~ ~hangs up~
Shinigami: .. what now no da? ;_;'
Verie: who else can we call??? ;_;''
Shinigami: ... Bryce no da?
Verie: ... that might work. ~calls Bryce~ Hallo?
Bryce: Hello?
Verie: Bryce!! It's Brad!
Bryce: IS SHE ONLINE?!
Verie: eh? yes...? no..? ;_;' ~confused~
Bryce: she is?! ~hangs up~
Verie: ... .. oh! He meant his GIRLFRIEND. ~massive sweatdrop~
Brad: .. don't tell me he just hung up.
Verie: ^_^;; I kinda sorta accidentally gave him the impression his girlfriend was online.... >.> so he hung up....
Shinigami: >.;; da.
Yohji: .. how the hell did you do that?!
Verie: Well, it's my job to call him if his girlfriend's online and he's not.. sooo.. jah.
Brad: I'm going to kill you. Sooner rather than later if we don't get out of here.
Verie: Hey, we've got plenty of other people we can call!
~long pause~
Brad: .. such as...?
Verie: .. hold on.. I'm thinking ;_;'
Others: ~face fault~
Shinigami: ... Aya no da?
Aya: .. I'm right here...
Verie: other Aya.
Omi: Aya-chan?
Verie: no, the other Aya.
Others: .. eh?
Verie: ... the Unofficial Weiss Aya. Like how Jimmy is Omi and so on and so forth.
Omi: ... o.. kay... ;_;'
Brad: .. do you even know her phone number?
Verie: .. never called her ^_^;;
Brad: >.;;
Shinigami: or Yohji no da.
Verie: Yes! Yohji!
Yohji: .. this is really confusing....
Verie: ... Mononoke Yohji.
Yohji: .. still confusing...
Shinigami: lemme call. ~grabs the phone~ ~calls~ ... no answer no da... ;_;'
Verie: We can call Aussie Schwarz!
Shinigami: ... phone numbers...?
Verie: ... ... eeeh... ... >.> scheisse. Brad, what's Aussie Schwarz's phone numbers?
Brad: beats me.
Verie: ~face fault~ HOW THE HELL CAN YOU NOT KNOW?!!!
Brad: ... ~shrug~
Verie: ... ... >.;; you're supposed to know these things.
Brad: and you're NOT?
Verie: .. shut up. We probably can't call out to Australia anyway... >.> hmmm.... Matt?
Shinigami: .. would Matt care no da?
Verie: ... it's his fault we're here anyway.. but no, he wouldn't. ~sigh~
Nagi: .. wait.. who's Matt, and how is it his fault we're here?
Verie: He's a person. And everything's his fault. He's our official scapegoat. ~nodnod~
Nagi: .. that's kind of you.
Verie: Yep ^-^
Nagi: -.-; I was being sarcastic.
Verie: .. we can order a pizza.
Shinigami: that works no da ^-^
Brad: >.;; WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE GETTING OUT OF HERE! NOT ORDERING FREAKING PIZZAS!!!
Verie: when the pizza guy comes, we can run over, knock him out with a our 1337 assassin skills, and then take his hat and steal his car. ~nodnod~
Others: ... ~blink~
Ken: .. that's the best plan you've ever thought up.
Brad: ... which is saying something, since it's an incredibly flawed plan.
Verie: ... shut up. It's so crazy, it just MIGHT WORK.
Brad: ... why do I get the sudden feeling I'm going to wake up in a padded room...? ~sigh~
Shinigami: Don't let them get you in there. It's pepto bismol pink no da.
Brad: O.O;

*Later*

Pizza Guy: ... ~looks at various locks on door in confusion~ um... hello..? ;_;' ... did anyone order a pizza?
Ken: Yes, I did! ^-^ ~magically opens the door with a paperclip~
Pizza Guy: um... ok... your total is-
Verie: ~hits the guy in the back of the head with a clipboard~
Pizza Guy: ow! What the hell? ~turns around~
Verie: ... ... damn clipboards to hell! ~sits there whacking the pizza guy with the clipboard~ work, damnit!! >.;;
Pizza Guy: OW! OW! OW! o.o;; ~tries to get away~
Brad: goddamnit, you don't do it right. ~breaks the clipboard over the Pizza Guy's head~
Pizza Guy: ~unconscious~
Brad: see?
Verie: ... ... THAT WAS SO FREAKING COOL! *____*
Shinigami: ... you're easily impressed no da... ... but so am I. DO IT AGAIN NO DA!!!
Brad: -.-; if you two don't shut up, I'll do it to you.
Verie: .. ... dude.. that'd be awesome *_*
Schuldich: You just don't understand the minds of fangirls, Brad. If you were to kill 'em, they'd be thinking "Woah! I just got killed by Brad! AWESOME." .. thus, not achieving the effect you'd be looking for.
Brad: .. damn fangirls -.-;
Schuldich: ~pats Brad on the head~ poor Braddie.
Brad: o_x;; stop that.
Shinigami: it's annoying, isn't it no da?!
Verie: ~pats Shinigami~
Shinigami: >.;;
Ken: .. um.. are we leaving.. or what?
Verie: oh right! WE NEED THE TAMAGOYAKI SONG!!!
Shinigami: TAMAGOYAKI!! ^____^
Brad: >.;; the words "shut up" are completely foreign to you people, aren't they?
Verie: ta.. ma... go?
Brad: ... ... that's what I thought. -.-;
Farf: ... injuring pizza guys hurts God. ^_^
Brad: >.> ~steals the pizza guy's keys~ I can't believe I'm lowering myself to... ~shudder~ driving a pizza delivery car... ~cringe~
Yohji: .... e.e; I don't wanna be caught in a car like that....
Aya: ~nodnod~
Schuldich: no way I'd be caught dead in that thing.
Verie: >.;; so who the hell's supposed to drive?
Ken: not I.
Brad: ... Although, I think I'd rather die than let Verie drive...
Verie: I'll be 15 in a couple days. But I'm also deathly afraid of driving. So yeah, I don't think that helps us any.
Shinigami: I'll drive no da! ^-^
Others: ... no. ;_;'
Nagi: >.;; idiots. I'll drive. ~takes the keys~
Others: that works ^-^


*Back at the warehouse place-ish thing*



Verie: TADAIMA!
Jimmy: where've you all been?
Shinigami: ... long story no da...
Verie: You missed seeing Brad attack a guy at Costco! AND you missed seeing him knock out the pizza guy!! ^_________^
Brad: -.-;
Jimmy: ... I think I was better off staying here... >.>
Shinigami: definately no da.
Verie: Brad!! Do the clipboard thing again!!! *____*
Brad: SHUT UP ABOUT THE DAMN CLIPBOARD THING!! >.;;
Verie: but it was soooooooo cool!
Jimmy: I got to listen to Watashi no Tamagoyaki.
Verie&Shinigami: WATASHI NO TAMAGOYAKI!!!
Narrator: .. I fear for my sanity...
Brad: we all do >.;;
Farfie: songs about eggs hurt God.


*********************


A/N:

Verie: ... ... yay! I finished it! Be proud of me!!! ^_^;;; And I actually finished it BEFORE my birthday. I'm impressed. Maybe I'll even be able to finish the last part of Disc 1 of FF8. ^-^ Because.. I've decided to have a kind of long intermission between Disc 1 & 2, during which I'll be doing other things (things with plots, so it won't all be intermission stuff like what we've had).

So if I get the last part of Disc 1 done before my birthday (think Easter), I'll do an Easter/my birthday intermission thing. Or maybe I'll just do the Lion King. ~head tilt~ depends which would entertain me more.

And on a completely random note:

I HAVE A BRAD PLUSHIE!! ~cackles maniacally~

Yes, it WAS absolutely necessary for me to say that :P birthdays hurt God. Birthday presents involving Brad hurt God more. .. They also make me eextreeemeeeely happy. ^_____^ So yes, many thanks to Jimmy Omi for the Brad pin, and even more thanks to Shinigami Nagi, for the massively cool Brad plushie! ^________^ ~hyper now~ (be afraid. Be very afraid.)