Disclaimers-As always I am Not Jkr and do not own any of her characters.
A/N...wow people are actually still reading this...amazing!! I am
enthralled^_^ dankedanke!
Chaos stared at the letter in his hands.
'Hogwarts....where have I heard that name before?' He asked himself. He thought hard and then finally it came to him. That was the school his dad went to. Chaos almost laughed at the thought of his relatives actually letting him go there. But still...if he did go he'd be out of their hair for a long time. He suddenly got an idea. He waited a while until he heard his Aunt and Uncle leave to go to the annual cook off. He went over to Phil's room and kncoked, praying that he was in a good mood. Phil opened the door.
"What do you want? Just because I gave you food doesn't mean we're best friends...do I need to prove that to you cause I will and you know it." He said flatly.
"Look Phil....I got this letter and I was accepted into this wizarding school my dad went to. It would mean a lot if you could either convince your mum and dad to send me off there or you could help me be bad enough so I can make them want me to leave." Phil thought for a moment.
"What will you give me if I do this?" He asked Chaos.
"I'll...buy you some wizarding things or something."
"Alright...but you have to let me choose it and you have to tell me what it does. Alright here's the plan. You tell mum and dad about the letter. When they say no, I'll tell them to let you go..." Chaos smiled for the first time in a very long time.
"Thanks..." He told Phil.
"Whatever...now get out of my room. We'll do the whole letter thing at dinner. I'll step on your foot when the times right." Chaos nodded in understandment and ran back to his room with a grin on his face. Phil closed the door and smiled a little to himself as he lit up a joint. The few hours it took for dinner to arrive went by slowly for Chaos who was reading his letter over and over. Finally when it was time, Chaos ventured out of his room to make dinner. His Aunt and Uncle were not home at that time, which was a good thing as it would give him time to make a really good meal for them. As he was finishing, he heard the door open and close, signiling that people were home. His Aunt walked into the kitchen with a big smirk on her face and a trophey in her hands.
"Phillip dear come down here and give mommy a kiss!" She yelled up. Chaos heard some loud thumps and a door slamming and footsteps stomping downstairs. Phil kissed his mother reluctantly on the cheek and sat down in the chair.
"Oy mum...I think Chaos should have to sit and watch us eat." He said with a smug look.
'God he can be smooth...' Chaos thought as he was serving dinner.
"Excellent idea son!" His father praised and yanked chaos down in a chair. Minutes later, Chaos felt a foot stepping on his. He looked at Phil who urged him on with his eyes.
"Uh Aunt Gertrude...Uncle Matthew...today I got a letter saying I was accepted into Hogwarts...a wizarding school that my dad went to....I go all year and come back for summer...can I go?" He asked pleadingly. Their reactions weren't as bad as he thought they'd be. His Uncle started choking and his Aunt hit him repeatedly on the back.
"ABSOLUTELY NOT!! YOU ARE SO DENSE TO THINK WE'D ACTUALLY EVEN CONSIDER IT YOU LITTLE FREAK!!" His Uncle screamed at him. Phil put his fork down calmly.
"I think he should go. I can't stand him and a year away would be good for all of us." His Aunt and Uncle looked at him incredulously, but was not about to deny his son this.
"Yes I suppose your right...but Chaos let me make this clear to you...do not mention ANYTHING you learn in that school in this household. Got it?! And we are NOT paying for ANY of your things." Chaos nodded. It said in his letter how to get to a place called diagon alley and that he had some money in a vault in some wizarding bank.
"Thank you...all I need is a ride to..um...the place where I buy my school things." He was very careful to avoid all wizarding words. His Uncle's eye started twitching.
"Well now your just going to have to find your own way because we are much too busy to drive you around all day."
"I can drive him dad..." Phil offered.
"Now Philip you don't have to do that for this little freak." His mum told him.
"No really...I have to do some..errands tomorrow anyway...I'll just take him on my way." His father glared at Chaos as though he was posessing his son.
"Alright if you really want to..." His dad told him hesitaintly.
"Great..well I'm going to my room..." He looked at Chaos. "And I'll even escort this dweeb to his room." He grabbed Chaos by the shoulder roughly and took him to his room.
"Ok what do you want?" Chaos asked. Phil smirked.
"Actually I to go with you when you go shopping for wizarding things." Chaos was very surprised.
"Why...you hate the wizarding world just like your parents."
"Actually I just act like I do so I can keep this whole litte "I'm the perfect son" thing up. See when I was 11, I got a letter of acceptance into that school. Of course my parents said no...so I want to know what I'm missing. Besides, you still owe me that gift and I want to choose it myself." He told Chaos with a smirk. "So tomorrow we're leaving as soon as I'm up and ready. We'll get breakfast on the way my treat. So....good night!" He said and walked off leaving a stunned Chaos behind.
'Well now...maybe I did accidentally poison breakfast this morning and am in a coma....' he thought while getting ready for bed and the long day ahead of him.
Chaos stared at the letter in his hands.
'Hogwarts....where have I heard that name before?' He asked himself. He thought hard and then finally it came to him. That was the school his dad went to. Chaos almost laughed at the thought of his relatives actually letting him go there. But still...if he did go he'd be out of their hair for a long time. He suddenly got an idea. He waited a while until he heard his Aunt and Uncle leave to go to the annual cook off. He went over to Phil's room and kncoked, praying that he was in a good mood. Phil opened the door.
"What do you want? Just because I gave you food doesn't mean we're best friends...do I need to prove that to you cause I will and you know it." He said flatly.
"Look Phil....I got this letter and I was accepted into this wizarding school my dad went to. It would mean a lot if you could either convince your mum and dad to send me off there or you could help me be bad enough so I can make them want me to leave." Phil thought for a moment.
"What will you give me if I do this?" He asked Chaos.
"I'll...buy you some wizarding things or something."
"Alright...but you have to let me choose it and you have to tell me what it does. Alright here's the plan. You tell mum and dad about the letter. When they say no, I'll tell them to let you go..." Chaos smiled for the first time in a very long time.
"Thanks..." He told Phil.
"Whatever...now get out of my room. We'll do the whole letter thing at dinner. I'll step on your foot when the times right." Chaos nodded in understandment and ran back to his room with a grin on his face. Phil closed the door and smiled a little to himself as he lit up a joint. The few hours it took for dinner to arrive went by slowly for Chaos who was reading his letter over and over. Finally when it was time, Chaos ventured out of his room to make dinner. His Aunt and Uncle were not home at that time, which was a good thing as it would give him time to make a really good meal for them. As he was finishing, he heard the door open and close, signiling that people were home. His Aunt walked into the kitchen with a big smirk on her face and a trophey in her hands.
"Phillip dear come down here and give mommy a kiss!" She yelled up. Chaos heard some loud thumps and a door slamming and footsteps stomping downstairs. Phil kissed his mother reluctantly on the cheek and sat down in the chair.
"Oy mum...I think Chaos should have to sit and watch us eat." He said with a smug look.
'God he can be smooth...' Chaos thought as he was serving dinner.
"Excellent idea son!" His father praised and yanked chaos down in a chair. Minutes later, Chaos felt a foot stepping on his. He looked at Phil who urged him on with his eyes.
"Uh Aunt Gertrude...Uncle Matthew...today I got a letter saying I was accepted into Hogwarts...a wizarding school that my dad went to....I go all year and come back for summer...can I go?" He asked pleadingly. Their reactions weren't as bad as he thought they'd be. His Uncle started choking and his Aunt hit him repeatedly on the back.
"ABSOLUTELY NOT!! YOU ARE SO DENSE TO THINK WE'D ACTUALLY EVEN CONSIDER IT YOU LITTLE FREAK!!" His Uncle screamed at him. Phil put his fork down calmly.
"I think he should go. I can't stand him and a year away would be good for all of us." His Aunt and Uncle looked at him incredulously, but was not about to deny his son this.
"Yes I suppose your right...but Chaos let me make this clear to you...do not mention ANYTHING you learn in that school in this household. Got it?! And we are NOT paying for ANY of your things." Chaos nodded. It said in his letter how to get to a place called diagon alley and that he had some money in a vault in some wizarding bank.
"Thank you...all I need is a ride to..um...the place where I buy my school things." He was very careful to avoid all wizarding words. His Uncle's eye started twitching.
"Well now your just going to have to find your own way because we are much too busy to drive you around all day."
"I can drive him dad..." Phil offered.
"Now Philip you don't have to do that for this little freak." His mum told him.
"No really...I have to do some..errands tomorrow anyway...I'll just take him on my way." His father glared at Chaos as though he was posessing his son.
"Alright if you really want to..." His dad told him hesitaintly.
"Great..well I'm going to my room..." He looked at Chaos. "And I'll even escort this dweeb to his room." He grabbed Chaos by the shoulder roughly and took him to his room.
"Ok what do you want?" Chaos asked. Phil smirked.
"Actually I to go with you when you go shopping for wizarding things." Chaos was very surprised.
"Why...you hate the wizarding world just like your parents."
"Actually I just act like I do so I can keep this whole litte "I'm the perfect son" thing up. See when I was 11, I got a letter of acceptance into that school. Of course my parents said no...so I want to know what I'm missing. Besides, you still owe me that gift and I want to choose it myself." He told Chaos with a smirk. "So tomorrow we're leaving as soon as I'm up and ready. We'll get breakfast on the way my treat. So....good night!" He said and walked off leaving a stunned Chaos behind.
'Well now...maybe I did accidentally poison breakfast this morning and am in a coma....' he thought while getting ready for bed and the long day ahead of him.