Verie: So, can anyone guess today's plot? ^_^
Jimmy: It's the--
Verie: OTHER THAN SOMEONE WHO ALREADY KNOWS.
Jimmy: ;_; phwee.
Schu: Not really. I can however guess that Brad's going to be massively pissed off at you.
Verie: ... When is he not? >_>
Schu: ... Why do I have fox ears and a tail again?
Verie: The plot.
Schu: ... And it's absolutely necessary for me to be chibi?
Verie: In the beginning, yes. >_>
Schu: ... great. -_- I don't mind the ears and tail and everything, but being shorter than everyone is freaky.
Verie: I'm sure it is. I wouldn't know, however.
Schu: Shut up. -_-
Brad: ~runs in~ YOU!!!!!!! ~points accusingly at Verie~
Verie: ... ~blink~ How'd you get in here?
Nagi: ~twitch~ The Narrator let us in.
Verie: ;_;
Brad: YOU MADE ME SHORT!!!
Verie: Correction. I made you Chibi.
Brad: ~glare~ EXPLANATION. NOW.
Verie: You have to be little for the beginning of the new chapter. The ears and tail are also necessary.
Brad: ~death glare~
Verie: =^.^= Neko neko wai!
Brad: ~tackles Verie~

This Scene Has Been Deleted Due To Excessive Violence, Please Stand By While Appropriate Measures Are Taken.

Shinigami: Now that we're back from the hospital and the veterinarian no da....
Verie: ~covered in bandages~ itai... x_x
Schu: Kitten's got claws. ^_^
Nagi: You mean had...
Verie: Shut up, both of you. ~_~
Narrator: That was more amusing than I'd previously expected.
Verie: I hate you.
Brad: If you *ever* take me back to that place...
Verie: Ahem, *I* wasn't the one who had you declawed. ... I'm the one who ordered it, but I didn't take you there. SINCE I WAS BLEEDING PROFUSELY. ~death glare~
Brad: That makes me feel slightly better.
Verie: The part about me bleeding to death.
Brad: Obviously.
Nagi: ~fidgets with his rabbit ears~
Schu: Why are we the only ones who've been turned into animal people?
Verie: Haven't decided the rest of the cast yet. And the animals you got turned into were random, so don't whine about it.
Nagi: .. I'm a rabbit... ;_;
Shinigami: ... If it were random, Brad wouldn't be neko no da...
Verie: . . . Random being whatever the hell I want everyone to be.
Shinigami: That's what I thought. -_-
Verie: Consider it a salute to Halloween. Black cats and all. I'm happy, I get to celebrate a ton of crap all in one chapter!
Omi: What exactly IS this chapter, anyway?
Verie: It's a pre-Halloween special, a celebration for my finally getting the doujinshi where Brad randomly goes neko for two panels, a celebration of my friend finding a Chibi Neko Brad cosplayer at Yaoi Con, and a salute to the Lion King coming out on DVD. ^_^
Nagi: .... Most of those aren't even logical things to celebrate.
Verie: Anything involving Brad + cat ears is worthy of being a national holiday.
Schu: Does that mean we can celebrate you getting maimed by Brad with cat ears?
Verie: . . . -_- No.
Schu: Take all the fun out of it why don't you...
Verie: Anyhow, let's start, before Brad's claws randomly grow back or some strange impossible thing like that. >_
Narrator: ha ha...
Verie: Shut up. >_

*********************

"... Great, now I'm short, part cat, declawed and LOST." Brad muttered irritably.

"I'm not too happy about this either." Mufaya stated.

".... Fujimiya. And what exactly is your role in all this?" Brad frowned, noticing that Mufaya wasn't chibi (although he did have cat ears and a tail).

"As your father, I suggest you go over to that nice shadowy place that will surely lead you to your death." Mufaya said, completely screwing up the whole plot.

". . . Why do we always wind up with scripts that involve my having to have a parent?" Brad grumbled.

Because Princes normally have at least one parent.

"Feh."

"And you're not listening to me." Mufaya grumbled.

"I'm not supposed to. Sadly, I have seen this movie." Brad glared.

"Fine then, don't go over to the shadowy place that once I die you still won't be in control of." Mufaya stated.

". . . Then I won't."

"... Shi-ne."

.... This plot is going to go nowhere.

"Braddie, we're furthering the plot." Schuldich stated, grabbing Brad's collar and dragging him off.

"... I hate you."

"Oh, and take Nagi with you." Mufaya stated, shoving Nagi after them.

"Oh, sure, give me the part as the abused character..." Nagi muttered.

Hey, we skipped the scene were you get eaten by Scar.

". . . Wonderful." Nagi muttered sarcastically, following Schuldich and Brad.

****************

"Aren't we supposed to be ditching Nagi?" Schuldich asked.

"What we're supposed to be doing, and what we do, are two completely different things." Brad stated.

"That's nice to know. I'd rather not get sat on by a rhinoceros." Nagi muttered.

It's ok, Verie couldn't find someone to play that part.

". . . Yay." Nagi sighed.

"Hello and welcome to creepy shadowy place we weren't supposed to go to!" Schuldich announced.

"Wonderful." Brad grumbled.

"You know what.... how come, when I'm supposed to be older than all of you, I'm still chibi?" Nagi asked.

"Because otherwise you'd be taller than us. And you're a rabbit. So it wouldn't make sense. As it is, we're all about the same height, which is confusing as censored." Schuldich stated.

"... I hate this."

"As do we all." Brad responded.

"I'm foxy." Schuldich smirked.

"That you are!" Some voices said from the shadows. Our three heroes froze in terror, or confusion. ... either one works, as three dog-people stepped out of the shadows.

"Tch. You'd think Verie would find something somewhat scarier than you three." Brad stated to Shinigami, Jimmy and Hannah.

"Hey, we requested these parts!" Jimmy said.

"... That's even sadder."

"Perhaps, but we're bigger than you no da. Because we're not chibi." Shinigami smirked.

"And, we're rabid fangirls!" Hannah exclaimed.

". . . I. . . see. . ." Brad paused slightly, having a very bad feeling about this.

"NEKO NEKO WAAAAAAIIIII!!!!" Hannah exclaimed, lunging at Brad, just as Jimmy launched herself at Nagi and Shinigami launched herself at Schu.

"GAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" And thus, our heroes desperately tried to retreat, with the rabid fangirls hot on their heels.

However, they were soon cornered.

"Hey Brad, hiss at them. Maybe they'll go away." Schuldich suggested, Brad glared at him. "... Just a suggestion."

"Mwuahahahaha!! (no da)" The three rabid fangirls exclaimed evilly, advancing.

"SHI-NE!"

The fangirls jumped in shock, knowing full well who must be standing behind them. They promptly ran in terror, preferring not to get caught and beaten up such as would happen if the movie were being followed more closely.

". . . I honestly wish I weren't short." Brad grumbled, walking past Mufaya.

"You're grounded." Mufaya stated.

".... Shut up."

And with that they left the evil shadowy place.

"Nagi, haul Schuldich off somewhere else." Mufaya said.

"Whatever..." Nagi said, walking off with Schuldich.

"Anyhow, as I said, you're grounded. For life." Mufaya said.

"I honestly don't care."

"I honestly don't either, but that's not the point."

And with that, there was silence.

.... You know, there's supposed to be a big touching father/son type scene going on here.

"NO." Mufaya and Brad state in unison.

.... Well, you two are useless.

"Shi-ne."

***********************

"Stupid Mufaya... I ALMOST got to glomp Brad..." Hannah sighed.

"I blame you no da." Shinigami said.

"Hey, it's all your fault!" Hannah exclaimed.

"How no da?"

"... I'm still thinking about that."

"... Riiiight. ... No da."

"If Mufaya were chibi, it wouldn't have mattered." Jimmy sighed.

"Chibi and declawed." Hannah added.

"Yeah." Jimmy agreed.

"Surely it's not that bad." Scar stated, magically appearing.

"Farf!" They exclaimed in surprise.

"Hehe.... Deity deleted to protect the religious weeps." Scar grinned.

"... There's a casting that was overly predictable no da." Shinigami stated, Scar shrugged.

"Did you bring pocky?" Jimmy asked.

"... Why would I bring Pocky?" Scar blinked.

"... Because.... it hurts deity deleted to protect the religious?"

"... You learn quickly." Scar said, throwing Jimmy a box of Pocky.

"Phwee!"

"Wait, why don't we get one?" Hannah asked.

"You don't deserve it." Scar said simply.

"Hey, why not no da?!"

"Because, I gave you a perfectly good opportunity to get rid of those three and you couldn't even do that." Scar glared.

"Wait... what would happen to them if they were 'gotten rid of' and why are we trying to do that?" Hannah blinked, stealing some Pocky, receiving a glare from Jimmy.

"... You'd be free to do whatever you want with them, as long as they're out of my way. And we're trying to get them out of my way because then I will be the only member of Schwarz, and as the only member of Schwarz, all Schwarz fans will therefore be my fans. And as my fans, I can raise them up into a deity deleted to protect the religious-hurting army!" Scar declared.

"... Oh. ... Ok." Hannah blinked.

"... Spiffy!" Jimmy said, enjoying the prospect of having Schuldich and Nagi living in her house.

"... Hey, aren't you supposed to sing now no da?" Shinigami blinked at Scar.

".... ... Singing hurts deity deleted to protect the religious." Scar smirked.

... Cue scene transition!

******************

"Crawford, I have a surprise for you!" Scar said enthusiastically.

". . . Farfarello." Brad said, irritated that he'd once again ran into someone much taller than him.

"Hehehe..."

"... I dislike surprises, even though I already know what's going to happen... but I dislike it as well." Brad stated.

"Don't make me duct tape you to the rock." Scar said.

"... You're more amusing when you're incoherent." Brad sighed.

"Or I could use a knife..."

"I'M STAYING." Brad glared.

"Wonderful!" Scar walked off.

Brad muttered incoherently, probably plotting someone's demise.

Also, as a note, Verie would like to mention that she is not liable for any injuries/actual deaths caused by the making of the next scene.

"... ... Wait... exactly how are we mak--" Brad trailed off, as the ground began to shake. He looked over his shoulder and realized that just about every large animal Verie owned (and some she didn't), were currently running at him.

". . . CENSORED."

And with that, he started running like scary hot place, because you would to if you just realized that Verie's four horses, five sheep, three emus, and quite a few more horses, goats, donkeys, and cows that were stolen from unidentifiable sources were running straight at you at full-speed.

Verie would also like to mention that it hurts like censored to be stepped on by a horse. This is apparently to create drama for those who don't realize just how scary it would be to be chased by all these things.

And now, we shall leave Brad to run for his life from a stampede of random farm animals, in order to have a convenient scene transition, to create MORE drama!

"CEEEEEEEEEEEENSOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

********************

Back at the all-important-rock, Mufaya and Nagi were having a useless conversation, when Scar ran up melodramatically.

"There's a stampede! And Brad's down there! .. Hehe... deity deleted to protect the religious weeps..." Scar snickered.

". . . I'm supposed to act shocked and worried, aren't I?" Mufaya said. And yes, you are.

"But I'm not."

I see that.

"But I'll go anyway, just because I won't have to do anything after this." Mufaya said, and so the group set off to save Brad! ... Or not...

************

Meanwhile, Brad was clinging to a tree branch.

"I would like to know... why... exactly... did this have to be the only scene where I get attacked that ISN'T HORRIBLY UNDER FUNDED AND LAME?!" Brad exclaimed irritably.

Well, for one, it's still horribly under funded. And for two, it's still rather lame.

"Try it from this end." Brad hissed.

No thanks. Anyhow, the reason, I'm assuming, is for the sake of...

DRAMA!

"... I'd say something about wanting you to die, but I realized that you have the power to just go and say 'and the branch broke' and make that happen. So I will refrain."

Good boy.

"... Don't push me, Narrator."

"Having fun, Crawford?" Nagi said, magically flying over with his ears (because all rabbit people can fly with their ears. Obviously.)

"... Shut up. Just.. shut up." Brad glared.

"You know... you'd be able to grip the branch easier if you hadn't had to be declawed before we started." Nagi stated.

"That thought had occurred to me already." Brad responded acidly.

"Just mentioning. Bye bye." And with that... the rabbit boy flew off... ... this is... so... weird...

Anyhow, since Verie's too lazy to steal a large amount of random farm animals, the stampede finally ended a few minutes later, and Brad let go of the tree branch and fell safely to the ground.

"... ... I now understand how horribly lame that really was."

There was a loud thump, and Brad looked over to the side to see Mufaya sitting on a green high-jump mat (most probably stolen from Verie's old school). Mufaya stood up, and walked offstage, completely unharmed.

". . . I'm suddenly very annoyed that I had to go through all that, just so he could jump ten feet onto a stolen high jump mat and walk away." Brad glared.

Yeah, it's funny how that works.

And so, Brad walked off, skipping Scar's lines.

"I'm looking forward to getting this over with, particularly the parts where I have to be short."

Ah, well there you have it. Luckily, the scene was already ruined anyway.

"Well, it's not like I could push Aya off a cliff into stampeding farm animals..." Verie said, dragging the high jump mat offstage so she could return it to her junior high school before they noticed it was missing.

*************

"And so, as the sole remaining member of Schwarz--"

"Hey, wait a second... what about me?!" Schuldich exclaimed.

"And me." Nagi stated.

"I'm going to deal with you two later." Scar stated simply.

"... Your plan is rather flawed..." Nagi said.

"Do you want me to sic the fangirls on you two?!" Scar exclaimed.

"NO."

"Very good. As I was saying, as the sole remaining member of Schwarz..."

************

Meanwhile, Brad was randomly sitting out in the middle of nowhere, as he had gotten lazy and didn't feel like walking anymore.

"Heeeeeellooooooooo!" Yomon and Kenbaa greeted.

". . . . . . A ferret person and. . . . what exactly are you supposed to be?" Brad stated, eyeing Kenbaa.

"A pig."

"... That's... rather amusing, actually."

"Shut up, at least I'm not short." Kenbaa said.

"... That's a low blow." Brad glared.

"If it were any higher, it would go over your head." Yomon snickered.

"There's the pot calling the kettle black, Kudou. You're short too."

"Yes, but I'm cool and short." Yomon smirked.

"... Keep telling yourself that." Brad said.

"You know, I could storm off and refuse to further the plot and you could be stuck like this for all eternity." Yomon said.

". . . . . . I hate you all." Brad grumbled, getting up and following Yomon and Kenbaa to a random oasis.

"Ahem, and now is our cue to--"

"Wait, wait.... two conditions.... one: No singing. What-so-ever. Two: No bugs." Brad stated.

"... This would be more fun if you hadn't seen the movie." Yomon said.

"It would be more 'fun' for me if I weren't involved. And yet.. I am. And I refuse to suffer through anyone singing."

"But.. it's such a catchy song..." Yomon sighed.

"ESPECIALLY not catchy songs."

"... You're no fun at all."

"I try."

And so, Brad grew up, ruining everything considered fun for Kenbaa and Yomon.

************

Meanwhile, Nagi was being forced to amuse Scar by singing.

"Because singing hurts deity deleted to protect the religious."

".... I'm always the abused one. ALWAYS." Nagi grumbled.

***************

"Are you happy? You're tall now." Yomon muttered bitterly.

"Yes, yes I am actually. And you're still short." Brad said.

"I'd noticed." Yomon grumbled.

"And you're still a pig." Brad said to Kenbaa.

"And you're a jerk." Kenbaa responded.

"Perha-GAH!" Brad was interrupted when he was suddenly tackled by an all-too familiar kitsune.

"Didja miss me?" Schu smirked, pinning Brad.

"... Not particularly, no."

"That's too bad, kitten, because I'm baaaack! MWUAHA! And also, no longer chibi." Schuldich grinned.

"... Wonderful." Brad muttered sarcastically.

"And now... we get to sing and be fluffy!" Schuldich snickered, dragging Brad off by his tail.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! NO SINGING!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF DEITY DELETED, NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!" Brad exclaimed, clawing at the ground. Sadly, he's been declawed, so that did him little good.

Meanwhile, Yomon and Kenbaa fell over laughing.

Today's lesson, children: don't be a jerk, because you'll be tackled, have someone drag you off by your tail, and be subjected to awful singing.

**************

And so, afterwards, Brad had finally managed to get away from Schuldich and his awful singing, and was now wandering around aimlessly muttering random expletives under his breath.

Then, Omiki popped up out of nowhere, and hit Brad in the head with a stick.

"OW! What the--?! What was that for?!" Brad demanded.

"It was in the script. And all my parts up till now were cut out, and so, I figured that was a good place to start." Omiki said.

(A/N: Hehe... Omi looks like Zidane. XD Monkey boy!)

.... That's... nice, Verie. We really don't care.

(A/N: Quiet, no one asked you.)

You're messing up the scene.

(A/N: fine, fine... I'm leaving...)

Good.

"Let's start again." Omiki said, whacking Brad in the head with the stick again.

"STOP THAT!" Brad exclaimed, grabbing the stick and snapping it in two.

"Aaaw.. you broke the stick." Omiki said.

"What's the meaning of all this?!" Brad demanded.

"The meaning of all this? You mean.. the life, the universe and everything?"

"Actually no--"

"It's forty-two." Omiki interrupted.

". . . I'm not going to ask."

"I'm supposed to be eccentric." Omiki explained.

"I'm.. sure... I'm just.. going to go.. far... away now..." Brad blinked, taking a few steps back, before turning and walking away quickly.

"Well, that was actually rather amusing." Omiki said.

**************

"Hey, has anyone seen Brad?" Schu asked, walking up to Kenbaa and Yomon.

"Luckily, no." Yomon stated.

"Aaw... now I can't annoy him..." Schu sighed.

"He went that way." Omiki said, randomly popping up again and pointing in the direction Brad went with his half-a-stick.

"... Hehehe, danke." Schuldich said, running off in the direction the monkey-boy was pointing.

*************

And so, Brad returned to the all-important-rock, to confront Scar.

"Ahem, Farfarello." He stated, walking up to Scar. By the way, Crawford, it would probably work better if you called him Scar for the time being.

"I refuse to call anyone 'Scar.'" Brad stated.

Fine, be that way.

"Farfarello, since this chapter is nearly over and I'm heavily looking forward to getting rid of this stupid tail; I'll buy you a new knife set once we get out of this if you'll just get off of this rock for the time being." Brad stated.

"... Ok." Scar said, walking off the rock, only to be confronted by the rabid fangirls.

"Wait wait wait... I thought we got to keep Nagi, Schu and Brad no da?" Shinigami asked.

"Yeah!" Jimmy and Hannah exclaimed.

Scar shrugged. "Plan's changed."

". . . Well, I'm not leaving without a catboy." Hannah said.

"Phwee."

"No da."

"Let's glomp him!"

"NOOOO!!! Deity deleted laughs at glomping!"

And with that, the inu-fangirls launched themselves at Scar, and glomped him.

And thus... our story was resolved in a... some-what peaceful manner. .... O... kay....

"And I can be returned to norma--GAH!"

"Haaalloooo, kitten!" Schuldich exclaimed, tackling Brad again.

"Stop calling me that!!! And get off of me!"

"Hehe... think of all the things we can do with that tail." Schuldich grinned evilly, dragging Brad off again.

"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

"... Ever notice how every chapter anymore ends some-what like that?" Nagi asked.

"Yeah, but does it matter?" Omi replied.

"Not particularly." Nagi said.

**************







A/N:

Yeeeaah.. I'm horribly late. But I didn't want to post until I had a chapter with some actual content to make up for my... random.. ranting... chapter... o_O; Which still kind of scares me. So I'll apologize again for it's uselessness. ~sweatdrop~

And here's a screwed up little version of the Lion King. ~cough~ Disney would be... ... actually, Disney would probably be pissed off and sue me. I don't blame them. ^_^;;;

The end's screwy, though. O_o; Not just because Schu's making random innuendos involving tails, but more because Farf's so easily bribed. But Farf's weird throughout the chapter. Maybe he's taken too much medication or something (or, potentially, not enough? o_O;)

Anyhow, happy Halloween everyone, in the entirely likely even that I don't update again before then. o_O; I'm going to attempt to get up another chapter before this fic turns a year old, so I can get up a random intermission for that. ^_^ I'm looking forward to it.

.... I had something in mind for the next chapter, and yet... I now forget what it was. o_o; Scheisse. I'll remember, really. >_> Or, at the very least, I'll go through all my Disney movies until I find something. XD