~* Hey ppl! These types of short stories are they best way to warm up your
creative juices, and it's funny as hell too!!!! Here I wrote a story of
thoughts that just popped up in my head...~*
Paige and Spinner walked along the shores of Waimea Bay when Spinner spotted a cheeseburger doing yoga. Paige rolled around on the sand singing "Faint" by Linkin Park. "Whoa Paige, I thought you liked Mandy Moore!" Spinner exclaimed.
"
Yeah, totally tubular dude!!" Paige yelled.
Spinner and Paige then flew on a honeymoon to Puerto Rico when Jessica Simpson yelled at them for not flushing the toilet. "You left skid marks!!!" She exclaimed. "Okay, so I needed to take a dump, you gonna sue me???" Spinner said stupidly.
"Hey look, its Hilary Duff and she's carrying a box of paperclips! Wow she's hot!" Spinner yelled.
Paige purchased a tickle me Elmo and sang karaoke to "Baby Got Back," and Spinner enjoyed a margarita while talking to Kenny from South Park. "So why don't you die?" Spinner asked. "'cause I eat tacos and do tae-bo." Kenny said. "Oh, okay, maybe you and Beyonce should get together sometime and do a duet. Sounds gnarly, huh dude?" Spinner said. "Nah, I think I'll stick to doing commercial Jingles for 'Walgreens."Kenny said casually.
"Spinner! I want to rent 'save the last dance' so I can dance like Julia Stiles!!! She SO has the moves!!!" Paige exclaimed. "Yes dearest girlfriend of mine, right after Wrestling is over!" Spinner said. "Well I wanna go to the bathroom now because Ricky Martin said he would give me his autograph there..." Paige answered.
(KNOCK AT DOOR)
"Who could it beeeee???" Spinner screeched. "Oh my God, Spinner, I knew this would happen one day."
" What?"
Paige pointed at the open window and screamed, "Oh my GOD!!! The open- window-burglar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"ROOM SERVICE!" "See, babe it was just the pizza guy!"
"Oh, you are correct, Spinner! Now let us enjoy some tea and krumpets downstairs while having an intelligent conversation with Alex Trebek!!!" They locked there arms together and hopped away to the lobby room happily ever after.
Paige and Spinner walked along the shores of Waimea Bay when Spinner spotted a cheeseburger doing yoga. Paige rolled around on the sand singing "Faint" by Linkin Park. "Whoa Paige, I thought you liked Mandy Moore!" Spinner exclaimed.
"
Yeah, totally tubular dude!!" Paige yelled.
Spinner and Paige then flew on a honeymoon to Puerto Rico when Jessica Simpson yelled at them for not flushing the toilet. "You left skid marks!!!" She exclaimed. "Okay, so I needed to take a dump, you gonna sue me???" Spinner said stupidly.
"Hey look, its Hilary Duff and she's carrying a box of paperclips! Wow she's hot!" Spinner yelled.
Paige purchased a tickle me Elmo and sang karaoke to "Baby Got Back," and Spinner enjoyed a margarita while talking to Kenny from South Park. "So why don't you die?" Spinner asked. "'cause I eat tacos and do tae-bo." Kenny said. "Oh, okay, maybe you and Beyonce should get together sometime and do a duet. Sounds gnarly, huh dude?" Spinner said. "Nah, I think I'll stick to doing commercial Jingles for 'Walgreens."Kenny said casually.
"Spinner! I want to rent 'save the last dance' so I can dance like Julia Stiles!!! She SO has the moves!!!" Paige exclaimed. "Yes dearest girlfriend of mine, right after Wrestling is over!" Spinner said. "Well I wanna go to the bathroom now because Ricky Martin said he would give me his autograph there..." Paige answered.
(KNOCK AT DOOR)
"Who could it beeeee???" Spinner screeched. "Oh my God, Spinner, I knew this would happen one day."
" What?"
Paige pointed at the open window and screamed, "Oh my GOD!!! The open- window-burglar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"ROOM SERVICE!" "See, babe it was just the pizza guy!"
"Oh, you are correct, Spinner! Now let us enjoy some tea and krumpets downstairs while having an intelligent conversation with Alex Trebek!!!" They locked there arms together and hopped away to the lobby room happily ever after.