Meg, Kat, and Akkiko stood looking around.
"What the HELL are we??" Akkiko said.
"Isn't that the game shop from Yu-Gi-Oh?" Kat asked, pointing.
Meg= O_O****
"Oh dear lord, we're stuck in Yu-Gi-Oh!!" she screamed.
Kat and Akkiko stared at each other for a moment. "YEAH!!!!!!! This rock's!!!!
"Waitaminute!" Meg screamed. "How did we get here?"
"Um, hello?" The three girls turned and saw-
"Oh, my dear sweet lord," Kat said.
Yugi Moto was standing behind them. "Who are you?" he asked.
"We're three girls from a parallel dimension," Kat said matter-of-factly.
Akkiko smacked her on the head. "Don't say that, wall-ditz!"
"OOWWW!! And don't call me wall-ditz!" Kat smacked Akkiko back.
Yugi stood there, completely perplexed. "Okay..."
Meg smacked both of them. "Will you two stop it?" She screamed. "We're scarring the poor boy!!"
Akkiko and Kat looked at Meg, and then at each other. WHACK!!
"OOWW!!" Meg screamed, and a little Band-Aid appeared on her head.
Kat sweatdropped. A little teardrop appeared on her temple. She looked at it. "Ohmigod! I can sweatdrop for real!!"
Akkiko also sweatdropped. "Good lord!" she said and stopped, her face a mask of horror. "Oh no-I'm starting to sound like Meg and Kat again!! She shrieked, and ran down the street.
"Oh, shit!" Meg said, and ran after her. "Come on Kat, we have to catch her before she hurts herself."
Kat sighed. "I don't think we should worry about that as much as whether she is going to hurt someone else in one of her demonic rages."
Kat ran off after Meg, leaving Yugi staring after them
"That was strange," he said to himself, and walked down the street in the same direction to meet his friends.
***
Akkiko stopped running, not because she wanted to, but because she had collided with someone. "Ow," she squealed, and was suddenly on her ass. She looked up and saw-oh, lord-
"Oh, sorry, are you okay?" Joey Wheeler asked, reaching out a hand to help her up.
"Uh . . . yeah. . ." Akkiko took his hand and when she had gotten to her feet, looked behind him. There was Taia and Tristan.
"Way to go, Joey," Taia said. "You almost ran over a little girl." Akkiko sweatdropped, and tried to keep her demon levels down. "I am not a little girl," she rumbled. Kat and Meg came up behind her.
"Oh no!" Meg said. "We are in the middle of anime world! Help!!"
"Oh, calm down!" Kat said. "It's only Yu-Gi-Oh. It could be worse."
Meg glared at her. "How so?"
"We could be in the path of a missile." (A/N: Hee, hee, little bit of foreshadowing here for the sequel!)
Joey looked behind Akkiko and grinned. "Hey, there, are you girls new?"
"Uh, you could say that," Akkiko said, smiling uncomfortably.
Yugi came up behind the group. "Hey, Joey," he called. "Oh, it's you three again."
Kat, Meg and Akkiko looked at each other, trying to telepathically come up with a plan.
"Um . . . we were just. . ."
"Erm, we're going. . ."
Akkiko gulped. 'We sound like idiots,' she thought. "We're tourists!" she said, (Yes, cheesiest explanation in the history of cheesy explanations, but hey, it WORKS!!)
"Oh," Taia said. "So I guess you aren't going to school."
"Actually, yes we are," Kat said. "Akkiko always gets things wrong. We're actually exchange students from Canada."
"Oh. . ."Tristan said. "So where's your dog sled, eh?"
Kat went up to him and smacked him on the head. Meg did the same.
"No dissing the greatest country on earth!!!" they screamed. Tristan seemed to shrink.
"Sorry," he said meekly.
"So, as long as we're *exchange students*. . ." Akkiko glanced menacingly at Kat. "Where do we get our uniforms?"
"There's always extra at the school," Taia said. "Follow us.
"Okay," the three girls said together, and the whole gang started down the road.
***
"You expect me to wear PINK??" Meg screamed, holding up the jacket. Taia sweatdropped at her rage.
"It's school policy that you wear the uniform," she said. "I'll leave you three to change."
She went out the room, closing the door behind her.
"Lord help us, we have to wear pink jackets," Kat said, rubbing her temple. "I feel a migraine on."
Akkiko was in the corner, shaking. "No. . .Must not . . . wear pink . . . Will drain demon energies..."
Kat and Meg looked at each other evilly. "Come on now, Akkiko," Meg said, holding the jacket. "It uniform time!!"
"NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!' Akkiko screamed, and little shoots of lightening came from her eyes. "You can't make me!" the lightening shredded the jacket.
Kat sweatdropped. "Okay...let's not try again."
"So what are we going to do?" Meg asked. "Why are we even here?
"Because, you dingbat, as long as we're in Yu-Gi-Oh, we might as well enjoy ourselves." Akkiko said, riffling through the box of uniforms.
Kat grinned. "And you guys know how we enjoy ourselves, don't you?"
Meg stared, and then slowly grinned. "Scar as many people in a short amount of time. . ."
Kat continued. "Wreck as must destruction as possible. . ."
Akkiko finished. "And blow something up!!!!"
"Oh, yes, blowing up is always fun! But first, we must endure the uniforms."
"I'm ready," Akkiko said. Kat and Meg stared. She was dressed in the boys' uniform, and had tied her hair back in a ponytail.
"What are you trying to do?" Meg asked. "Look like a boy?"
"Exactly." Akkiko said.
"It's not going to work," Kat said. "But whatever."
Meg sighed. "So what do we do? There's no way you and I can pull off acting like guys."
"I know!" Kat said. "Put on the skirt, and we'll wear the guy's jackets!"
Akkiko and Meg stared at her. "Wow, the wall-ditz really is a genius,' Akkiko said.
Kat threw her a death-glare and daggers actually shot out of her eyes. "Shuddap!" She yelled, and grabbed a miniskirt.
***
"All right, class settle down," the teacher called. Yugi's class took their seats. "I am glad to say we have three new exchange students all the way from Canada. So be sure to make them feel welcome."
"Oh, God," Akkiko said. "She sounds like an idiot."
Meg, Kat and Akkiko all stepped into the classroom.
"Would you please introduce yourselves?" the teacher asked.
Kat went first. "Hi, I'm Kat. Do not make me angry otherwise I'll turn into a horrible beast and eat you." She grinned. "Just kidding." Everyone in the class sweatdropped.
Yugi stared...again. 'Who are these people?' he thought.
Kat whispered to Meg, "Yes, I think I have thoroughly disturbed them. Your turn."
Meg grinned. "I'm Meg, call me Megan and I will mutter satanic rituals at you and murder you in your sleep. BWAHAHA!!"
This time, even the teacher sweatdropped.
"Hah," Meg said to Akkiko. "Beat that!"
"Hi, I'm Akkiko. It mean's Demonchild in Japanese. If you want to find out why I'm called Demonchild, meet me in a dark alley at midnight." She winked. "I like to prowl around for blood."
"Wait a minute!" the teacher said. "You're a girl! Why are you dressed in the boy's uniform?"
Akkiko smiled. "I am not a girl, I am a boy, back me up, people!"
"Go and change immediately!" the teacher yelled.
"*Beep* you!" Akkiko said.
"Wow," Kat whispered. "This thing is even censored!"
The teacher suddenly grew horns on her forehead. "That's it! To the principals' office!" she got up and placed a clawed hand on Akkiko's shoulder. Akkiko sweatdropped.
"Um...help!!" she said pleadingly. The class pretended to be occupied, and Meg and Kat whistled.
"Meg and Kat, you may sit down," The teacher said. "Class, open your books and read Chapter three to fifteen. I'll be back soon."
"But I won't be!!" Akkiko screamed as the evil teacher from hell dragged her out of the room. "Help! She's gonna eat me!"
Kat and Meg sweatdropped, and then pulled out hankies and dapped at fake tears.
"Oh, poor Akkiko," Meg said. "She was such a good friend."
"Satan be with you," Kat said, fluttering the hankie at the door.
Meg and Kat sat down at the back of the room. Coincidently, Meg was by the window, and Kat was right beside Bakura. He was staring at her.
Kat read for a while and then slammed her book down on the desk "What is your problem??" She asked in a dangerous voice. Bakura sweatdropped.
"Oh, nothing," he said in a small voice and went back to his textbook.
"Hey, Kat," Tristan asked. He was sitting in front of her. "Do you think your friend is going to be okay?"
"Oh, yeah," Kat said. "She can take care of herself.
"I don't know," Joey put in. "That teacher is straight from Heck. The last girl who dressed like a guy had to change schools, she was so traumatized."
"Don't worry about it," Meg said. "After Akkiko is finished with her, your teacher's the one who's going to be traumatized."
Suddenly a pebble hit the widow. Meg went over to it and paled. "Uh...Kat."
"What now?" Kat followed her. Akkiko was standing outside, throwing pebbles at the window. "What the *beep* is she doing?" Kat shrieked.
"Throwing stones at the window," Meg said, "I would think that is obvious."
"I mean, what is she doing outside of school??" Kat said, hitting Meg on the head.
"Oh...HEY! Is she just going to LEAVE us here in this madhouse???" Meg pried the window up and screamed down to Akkiko: "Where are you going??"
Akkiko grinned. "Have fun!" She yelled up. And, turning, walked away. "Akkiko!!!" Meg screamed. "Don't leave me!!"
Kat pulled the window back down as the principal walked in.
"Unfortunately, your teacher has suffered a mid-life crisis," he said.
"More like an Akkiko-life crisis!" Kat said quietly.
"So we're calling in a substitute," the principal gestured to the door. "Please behave for him."
The class turned to the door. A forbidding figure filled it up with his shadow.
"Oh, no," Kat said.
"Who is it?" Meg asked.
"It's Zechs."
"Oh... that's the psycho from Gundam Wing, isn't it?"
"Yes, Meg, very good."
"Who is it?" Yugi asked.
"You don't want to know."
Zechs Marquise walked though the door. "Hello, class," he said in a raspy voice. "I am Mr. Marquise. Thank you for the introduction, principal, you may go now."
The principal walked out, at which point Meg screamed. "Don't leave me here with this madman!!"
Zechs closed the door. "It's too late for you," he said sinisterly. "You are all trapped."
Kat turned to Meg. "Actually, Heero is more the mad-man type. He tried to kill himself twice."
"I thought it was three times?" Meg asked (totally clueless, as usually)
"No, it was two...and besides that, Heero is cooler." Kat leaned on her desk dreamily. "He's hot, too." (A/N: Yes, I do actually have a crush on Heero.)
Zechs turned to look at her. "Study hall!!" he yelled. "Anything that squirt can do, I can do better!!"
Kat sweatdropped. "What has Akkiko left us with?" she asked quietly
Unfortunately, Zechs heard. "Who is this Akkiko?" he asked. "Some one playing hooky, eh? Well, I will track her down like a dog."
Meg looked at Kat. "Hey, doesn't Akkiko have a crush on Zechs?" she asked. Kat nodded.
Unfortunately, Zechs heard this too. "She has a crush on me?" He burst out. "Oh, God." Then he noticed that half the class *a.k.a. the female population* was all looking at him all starry-eyed. "Oh, lord."
"He's...so...hot!" One girl whispered to her neighbour.
"I dibs!" she said back.
Zechs sweatdropped. "Um...I'm just going to go get my gun, and then I'll be right back." He left the room.
Kat stared after him for a moment, and then went to the window.
"What are you doing?" Joey asked.
"Shimmying down the drainpipe," Kat said, opening the window. "Before that insane bounty hunter comes back!"
"Um...good idea," Tristan said, and followed her.
"Kat-you're in a skirt!" Meg shrieked.
"And you're point is?" Kat said darkly, and started out the window. She was followed by Tristan and Joey. Taia got up.
"Well, as long as we're skipping class." She said and followed. Yugi got up.
"Are you coming, Meg?" He asked. "I think I hear the menacing footfalls of an insane murderer."
Meg sweatdropped, eyed the door, and got up. "I'm with you guys," she said. "Going with a travelling asylum has got to be better than here."
As soon as she was out the window, Bakura got up and shimmied down as well.
Zechs came back into the room, and noticed that the seats in the back corner were empty.
"Where did they all go?" he shouted. "Those brats! They think they can skip MY class, eh? Well, I've got a lot of ammunition." He turned back around, and as he went out the door, he called, "Page the office, tell them the substitute went hunting."
***
Akkiko walked down the street, revelling in her freedom. Let's see: she had disturbed a class of anime characters, put a teacher in a mental institution and had escaped the evil pink uniform. Not bad for one morning.
She was still in the boys uniform, and, unbeknownst to her, was getting a few 'looks' from the girls. A group of girls were whispering on a street corner, and when Akkiko passed them, one of them stepped in front of her.
"Hi," she giggled. "You're new here, aren't you?"
Akkiko sweatdropped; she had heard girls use that tone before.
'Oh no!' she thought. 'She thinks I am guy!!'
"Uh....yeah, I'm new here," Akkiko said. Her voice was the kind the kind that could sound half-guy anyway, so she didn't have to put too much effort into disguising it.
"Hee hee...Would you like to take me out to lunch?" the girl continued.
"Um...No."
"Oh, please?" the girl pouted.
"NOOO!!" Akkiko screamed and tried to run. Unfortunately, the other girls all ran after her.
***
Kat and Meg looked around the street. "She couldn't have gone far!" Kat said.
Joey's stomach rumbled. "Hey, it's almost lunchtime. Maybe can we stop in a restaurant and grab a burger? Or a couple dozen burgers?"
Taia sighed. "You boys are always thinking of your stomachs," she said.
Yugi stared at Meg. "So why do you girls always try to freak people out?"
"It comes from hanging out with Akkiko too much," Meg said. "Her demonistic ways rub off on us."
"Just like we rub off on her," Kat said. "That's why she screams whenever she says 'Oh God'!"
"Why is that so bad?" Tristan asked.
"Because that's my phrase," Kat said.
"Ah."
"Please can we get some food!!!?" Joey yelled. "I'm about to die over here!"
"Muffin!" Meg said. "We have to find Akkiko! Who knows what trouble she's gotten herself into?"
"Wouldn't it be ironic if she ran into some girls who thought she was guy?' Kat said. "And they tried to take her to lunch?" She shivered. "Wow, that would be pretty freaky, wouldn't it?"
***
Zechs walked down the street, holding his gun out in front of him. For some reason, people kept screaming when they saw him and ran away.
'Now where did those bratty kids go?' he thought to himself.
Suddenly a group of girls came around the corner dragging a young man by his feet. His hands were tied behind him with hair extensions.
Akkiko spotted Zechs and, not really paying attention to the fact that: 1) he was a Gundam Wing character in Yu-Gi-Oh and 2) he had a gun, screamed, "HELP ME!!!!!!!!"
"Oh, but you're so cute!" one of the girls said. "You just have to take us out to lunch!"
"But I'm a-urg!" Akkiko stopped as one of the girls snapped a scrunchie around her head and pulled it down over her mouth. They continued to kidnap her.
Zechs stared after them, sweatdropping "Girls," he said. "They're so damn kinky these days." He continued his search for the missing pupils.
A/N: Special thanx 2 Starlet for helping me with some of the scenes. Thanx to the same person for tolerating all the times I erupted in insane laughter.
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, nor do I own any of the Yu-Gi-Oh characters. I would say I owned Akkiko and Meg, but they would probably kill me. *sigh* So, for my own personal safety, I will say I own only myself and the plotline.
"What the HELL are we??" Akkiko said.
"Isn't that the game shop from Yu-Gi-Oh?" Kat asked, pointing.
Meg= O_O****
"Oh dear lord, we're stuck in Yu-Gi-Oh!!" she screamed.
Kat and Akkiko stared at each other for a moment. "YEAH!!!!!!! This rock's!!!!
"Waitaminute!" Meg screamed. "How did we get here?"
"Um, hello?" The three girls turned and saw-
"Oh, my dear sweet lord," Kat said.
Yugi Moto was standing behind them. "Who are you?" he asked.
"We're three girls from a parallel dimension," Kat said matter-of-factly.
Akkiko smacked her on the head. "Don't say that, wall-ditz!"
"OOWWW!! And don't call me wall-ditz!" Kat smacked Akkiko back.
Yugi stood there, completely perplexed. "Okay..."
Meg smacked both of them. "Will you two stop it?" She screamed. "We're scarring the poor boy!!"
Akkiko and Kat looked at Meg, and then at each other. WHACK!!
"OOWW!!" Meg screamed, and a little Band-Aid appeared on her head.
Kat sweatdropped. A little teardrop appeared on her temple. She looked at it. "Ohmigod! I can sweatdrop for real!!"
Akkiko also sweatdropped. "Good lord!" she said and stopped, her face a mask of horror. "Oh no-I'm starting to sound like Meg and Kat again!! She shrieked, and ran down the street.
"Oh, shit!" Meg said, and ran after her. "Come on Kat, we have to catch her before she hurts herself."
Kat sighed. "I don't think we should worry about that as much as whether she is going to hurt someone else in one of her demonic rages."
Kat ran off after Meg, leaving Yugi staring after them
"That was strange," he said to himself, and walked down the street in the same direction to meet his friends.
***
Akkiko stopped running, not because she wanted to, but because she had collided with someone. "Ow," she squealed, and was suddenly on her ass. She looked up and saw-oh, lord-
"Oh, sorry, are you okay?" Joey Wheeler asked, reaching out a hand to help her up.
"Uh . . . yeah. . ." Akkiko took his hand and when she had gotten to her feet, looked behind him. There was Taia and Tristan.
"Way to go, Joey," Taia said. "You almost ran over a little girl." Akkiko sweatdropped, and tried to keep her demon levels down. "I am not a little girl," she rumbled. Kat and Meg came up behind her.
"Oh no!" Meg said. "We are in the middle of anime world! Help!!"
"Oh, calm down!" Kat said. "It's only Yu-Gi-Oh. It could be worse."
Meg glared at her. "How so?"
"We could be in the path of a missile." (A/N: Hee, hee, little bit of foreshadowing here for the sequel!)
Joey looked behind Akkiko and grinned. "Hey, there, are you girls new?"
"Uh, you could say that," Akkiko said, smiling uncomfortably.
Yugi came up behind the group. "Hey, Joey," he called. "Oh, it's you three again."
Kat, Meg and Akkiko looked at each other, trying to telepathically come up with a plan.
"Um . . . we were just. . ."
"Erm, we're going. . ."
Akkiko gulped. 'We sound like idiots,' she thought. "We're tourists!" she said, (Yes, cheesiest explanation in the history of cheesy explanations, but hey, it WORKS!!)
"Oh," Taia said. "So I guess you aren't going to school."
"Actually, yes we are," Kat said. "Akkiko always gets things wrong. We're actually exchange students from Canada."
"Oh. . ."Tristan said. "So where's your dog sled, eh?"
Kat went up to him and smacked him on the head. Meg did the same.
"No dissing the greatest country on earth!!!" they screamed. Tristan seemed to shrink.
"Sorry," he said meekly.
"So, as long as we're *exchange students*. . ." Akkiko glanced menacingly at Kat. "Where do we get our uniforms?"
"There's always extra at the school," Taia said. "Follow us.
"Okay," the three girls said together, and the whole gang started down the road.
***
"You expect me to wear PINK??" Meg screamed, holding up the jacket. Taia sweatdropped at her rage.
"It's school policy that you wear the uniform," she said. "I'll leave you three to change."
She went out the room, closing the door behind her.
"Lord help us, we have to wear pink jackets," Kat said, rubbing her temple. "I feel a migraine on."
Akkiko was in the corner, shaking. "No. . .Must not . . . wear pink . . . Will drain demon energies..."
Kat and Meg looked at each other evilly. "Come on now, Akkiko," Meg said, holding the jacket. "It uniform time!!"
"NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!' Akkiko screamed, and little shoots of lightening came from her eyes. "You can't make me!" the lightening shredded the jacket.
Kat sweatdropped. "Okay...let's not try again."
"So what are we going to do?" Meg asked. "Why are we even here?
"Because, you dingbat, as long as we're in Yu-Gi-Oh, we might as well enjoy ourselves." Akkiko said, riffling through the box of uniforms.
Kat grinned. "And you guys know how we enjoy ourselves, don't you?"
Meg stared, and then slowly grinned. "Scar as many people in a short amount of time. . ."
Kat continued. "Wreck as must destruction as possible. . ."
Akkiko finished. "And blow something up!!!!"
"Oh, yes, blowing up is always fun! But first, we must endure the uniforms."
"I'm ready," Akkiko said. Kat and Meg stared. She was dressed in the boys' uniform, and had tied her hair back in a ponytail.
"What are you trying to do?" Meg asked. "Look like a boy?"
"Exactly." Akkiko said.
"It's not going to work," Kat said. "But whatever."
Meg sighed. "So what do we do? There's no way you and I can pull off acting like guys."
"I know!" Kat said. "Put on the skirt, and we'll wear the guy's jackets!"
Akkiko and Meg stared at her. "Wow, the wall-ditz really is a genius,' Akkiko said.
Kat threw her a death-glare and daggers actually shot out of her eyes. "Shuddap!" She yelled, and grabbed a miniskirt.
***
"All right, class settle down," the teacher called. Yugi's class took their seats. "I am glad to say we have three new exchange students all the way from Canada. So be sure to make them feel welcome."
"Oh, God," Akkiko said. "She sounds like an idiot."
Meg, Kat and Akkiko all stepped into the classroom.
"Would you please introduce yourselves?" the teacher asked.
Kat went first. "Hi, I'm Kat. Do not make me angry otherwise I'll turn into a horrible beast and eat you." She grinned. "Just kidding." Everyone in the class sweatdropped.
Yugi stared...again. 'Who are these people?' he thought.
Kat whispered to Meg, "Yes, I think I have thoroughly disturbed them. Your turn."
Meg grinned. "I'm Meg, call me Megan and I will mutter satanic rituals at you and murder you in your sleep. BWAHAHA!!"
This time, even the teacher sweatdropped.
"Hah," Meg said to Akkiko. "Beat that!"
"Hi, I'm Akkiko. It mean's Demonchild in Japanese. If you want to find out why I'm called Demonchild, meet me in a dark alley at midnight." She winked. "I like to prowl around for blood."
"Wait a minute!" the teacher said. "You're a girl! Why are you dressed in the boy's uniform?"
Akkiko smiled. "I am not a girl, I am a boy, back me up, people!"
"Go and change immediately!" the teacher yelled.
"*Beep* you!" Akkiko said.
"Wow," Kat whispered. "This thing is even censored!"
The teacher suddenly grew horns on her forehead. "That's it! To the principals' office!" she got up and placed a clawed hand on Akkiko's shoulder. Akkiko sweatdropped.
"Um...help!!" she said pleadingly. The class pretended to be occupied, and Meg and Kat whistled.
"Meg and Kat, you may sit down," The teacher said. "Class, open your books and read Chapter three to fifteen. I'll be back soon."
"But I won't be!!" Akkiko screamed as the evil teacher from hell dragged her out of the room. "Help! She's gonna eat me!"
Kat and Meg sweatdropped, and then pulled out hankies and dapped at fake tears.
"Oh, poor Akkiko," Meg said. "She was such a good friend."
"Satan be with you," Kat said, fluttering the hankie at the door.
Meg and Kat sat down at the back of the room. Coincidently, Meg was by the window, and Kat was right beside Bakura. He was staring at her.
Kat read for a while and then slammed her book down on the desk "What is your problem??" She asked in a dangerous voice. Bakura sweatdropped.
"Oh, nothing," he said in a small voice and went back to his textbook.
"Hey, Kat," Tristan asked. He was sitting in front of her. "Do you think your friend is going to be okay?"
"Oh, yeah," Kat said. "She can take care of herself.
"I don't know," Joey put in. "That teacher is straight from Heck. The last girl who dressed like a guy had to change schools, she was so traumatized."
"Don't worry about it," Meg said. "After Akkiko is finished with her, your teacher's the one who's going to be traumatized."
Suddenly a pebble hit the widow. Meg went over to it and paled. "Uh...Kat."
"What now?" Kat followed her. Akkiko was standing outside, throwing pebbles at the window. "What the *beep* is she doing?" Kat shrieked.
"Throwing stones at the window," Meg said, "I would think that is obvious."
"I mean, what is she doing outside of school??" Kat said, hitting Meg on the head.
"Oh...HEY! Is she just going to LEAVE us here in this madhouse???" Meg pried the window up and screamed down to Akkiko: "Where are you going??"
Akkiko grinned. "Have fun!" She yelled up. And, turning, walked away. "Akkiko!!!" Meg screamed. "Don't leave me!!"
Kat pulled the window back down as the principal walked in.
"Unfortunately, your teacher has suffered a mid-life crisis," he said.
"More like an Akkiko-life crisis!" Kat said quietly.
"So we're calling in a substitute," the principal gestured to the door. "Please behave for him."
The class turned to the door. A forbidding figure filled it up with his shadow.
"Oh, no," Kat said.
"Who is it?" Meg asked.
"It's Zechs."
"Oh... that's the psycho from Gundam Wing, isn't it?"
"Yes, Meg, very good."
"Who is it?" Yugi asked.
"You don't want to know."
Zechs Marquise walked though the door. "Hello, class," he said in a raspy voice. "I am Mr. Marquise. Thank you for the introduction, principal, you may go now."
The principal walked out, at which point Meg screamed. "Don't leave me here with this madman!!"
Zechs closed the door. "It's too late for you," he said sinisterly. "You are all trapped."
Kat turned to Meg. "Actually, Heero is more the mad-man type. He tried to kill himself twice."
"I thought it was three times?" Meg asked (totally clueless, as usually)
"No, it was two...and besides that, Heero is cooler." Kat leaned on her desk dreamily. "He's hot, too." (A/N: Yes, I do actually have a crush on Heero.)
Zechs turned to look at her. "Study hall!!" he yelled. "Anything that squirt can do, I can do better!!"
Kat sweatdropped. "What has Akkiko left us with?" she asked quietly
Unfortunately, Zechs heard. "Who is this Akkiko?" he asked. "Some one playing hooky, eh? Well, I will track her down like a dog."
Meg looked at Kat. "Hey, doesn't Akkiko have a crush on Zechs?" she asked. Kat nodded.
Unfortunately, Zechs heard this too. "She has a crush on me?" He burst out. "Oh, God." Then he noticed that half the class *a.k.a. the female population* was all looking at him all starry-eyed. "Oh, lord."
"He's...so...hot!" One girl whispered to her neighbour.
"I dibs!" she said back.
Zechs sweatdropped. "Um...I'm just going to go get my gun, and then I'll be right back." He left the room.
Kat stared after him for a moment, and then went to the window.
"What are you doing?" Joey asked.
"Shimmying down the drainpipe," Kat said, opening the window. "Before that insane bounty hunter comes back!"
"Um...good idea," Tristan said, and followed her.
"Kat-you're in a skirt!" Meg shrieked.
"And you're point is?" Kat said darkly, and started out the window. She was followed by Tristan and Joey. Taia got up.
"Well, as long as we're skipping class." She said and followed. Yugi got up.
"Are you coming, Meg?" He asked. "I think I hear the menacing footfalls of an insane murderer."
Meg sweatdropped, eyed the door, and got up. "I'm with you guys," she said. "Going with a travelling asylum has got to be better than here."
As soon as she was out the window, Bakura got up and shimmied down as well.
Zechs came back into the room, and noticed that the seats in the back corner were empty.
"Where did they all go?" he shouted. "Those brats! They think they can skip MY class, eh? Well, I've got a lot of ammunition." He turned back around, and as he went out the door, he called, "Page the office, tell them the substitute went hunting."
***
Akkiko walked down the street, revelling in her freedom. Let's see: she had disturbed a class of anime characters, put a teacher in a mental institution and had escaped the evil pink uniform. Not bad for one morning.
She was still in the boys uniform, and, unbeknownst to her, was getting a few 'looks' from the girls. A group of girls were whispering on a street corner, and when Akkiko passed them, one of them stepped in front of her.
"Hi," she giggled. "You're new here, aren't you?"
Akkiko sweatdropped; she had heard girls use that tone before.
'Oh no!' she thought. 'She thinks I am guy!!'
"Uh....yeah, I'm new here," Akkiko said. Her voice was the kind the kind that could sound half-guy anyway, so she didn't have to put too much effort into disguising it.
"Hee hee...Would you like to take me out to lunch?" the girl continued.
"Um...No."
"Oh, please?" the girl pouted.
"NOOO!!" Akkiko screamed and tried to run. Unfortunately, the other girls all ran after her.
***
Kat and Meg looked around the street. "She couldn't have gone far!" Kat said.
Joey's stomach rumbled. "Hey, it's almost lunchtime. Maybe can we stop in a restaurant and grab a burger? Or a couple dozen burgers?"
Taia sighed. "You boys are always thinking of your stomachs," she said.
Yugi stared at Meg. "So why do you girls always try to freak people out?"
"It comes from hanging out with Akkiko too much," Meg said. "Her demonistic ways rub off on us."
"Just like we rub off on her," Kat said. "That's why she screams whenever she says 'Oh God'!"
"Why is that so bad?" Tristan asked.
"Because that's my phrase," Kat said.
"Ah."
"Please can we get some food!!!?" Joey yelled. "I'm about to die over here!"
"Muffin!" Meg said. "We have to find Akkiko! Who knows what trouble she's gotten herself into?"
"Wouldn't it be ironic if she ran into some girls who thought she was guy?' Kat said. "And they tried to take her to lunch?" She shivered. "Wow, that would be pretty freaky, wouldn't it?"
***
Zechs walked down the street, holding his gun out in front of him. For some reason, people kept screaming when they saw him and ran away.
'Now where did those bratty kids go?' he thought to himself.
Suddenly a group of girls came around the corner dragging a young man by his feet. His hands were tied behind him with hair extensions.
Akkiko spotted Zechs and, not really paying attention to the fact that: 1) he was a Gundam Wing character in Yu-Gi-Oh and 2) he had a gun, screamed, "HELP ME!!!!!!!!"
"Oh, but you're so cute!" one of the girls said. "You just have to take us out to lunch!"
"But I'm a-urg!" Akkiko stopped as one of the girls snapped a scrunchie around her head and pulled it down over her mouth. They continued to kidnap her.
Zechs stared after them, sweatdropping "Girls," he said. "They're so damn kinky these days." He continued his search for the missing pupils.
A/N: Special thanx 2 Starlet for helping me with some of the scenes. Thanx to the same person for tolerating all the times I erupted in insane laughter.
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, nor do I own any of the Yu-Gi-Oh characters. I would say I owned Akkiko and Meg, but they would probably kill me. *sigh* So, for my own personal safety, I will say I own only myself and the plotline.