Yugi Moto sat at his desk, doing his homework. Suddenly he slammed down his
pencil, and turned to his slightly-transparent counterpart, Yami.
"Yami, can you explain those three girls that came here today?" he asked.
"No, I can't." Yami frowned. "I have no idea where they come from or why they're here."
Yugi blushed a bit. "I don't know . . . maybe I'd just feel a little more comfortable hanging out with them if I knew where they come from . . . You see, Yami, I think Kat is kinda cute."
Yami smiled ruefully, and also blushed. "Yes, she is," he said. "Why don't you ask her to that dance this Friday?"
"No, I couldn't do that." Yugi picked up his pencil again. "I heard Joey saying that Bakura already asked her."
"Bakura?" Yami frowned.
~interruption~
Starlet: HEY!! How come YOU have guys fighting over you??
KatChild17: It's MY fanfic-if you want guys fighting over you, write your own!!
Lily_Among_The_Thorns_89: Why do I put up with you idiots?
~end interruption~
"What's wrong Yami?" Yugi asked.
"It's just that . . . Bakura still has the Millennium Ring. What if he wants to get close to Kat . . . ?"
"So he can steal something?" Yugi frowned. "But that doesn't make any sense. The only thing the spirit of the Millennium Ring likes stealing is magic and Millennium Items. What would he want with Kat?"
"I don't know, Yugi," Yami admitted.
***
"So," Akkiko said. "What do you think my chances are of getting Kaiba to ask me to the dance??"
The three girls were walking down the street, looking for the address Erikson had given them.
"Slim to nothing, with a guy like that," Kat said.
"A guy like WHAT?" Akkiko said in a cold voice, her eyes turning an evil green.
"A possessed-I mean obsessed guy," Kat said. She sweatdropped at Akkiko, whose demon levels were slowly raising. "It's nothing personal-heck, I think you two would make a cute couple."
"Too bad Draco would be disappointed," Meg said in a sing-song voice.
"LEAVE HIM OUT OF IT!!!" Akkiko screamed. She calmed down and grinned. "What he doesn't know can't hurt him." She looked over at Kat. "You're lucky-Bakura is cute."
"I don't know what it is with me and the bad guys," Kat shook her head. "I am always falling for them."
"Speaking of which-" Akkiko grinned evilly. "I wonder if we'll see Merric here."
Kat blushed. (A/N: Yes, I do actually have a crush on Merric) "Leave HIM out of this!" she said. "He's probably in the middle of the desert by now. We're here."
The three girls looked up. A big house was in front of them, more like a mansion than anything.
Meg's jaw dropped. "Are you SURE this is the right place?" she asked.
Kat checked the piece of paper she had. "Yep, this is it." She shook her head. "Come on; let's see if Erikson is inside."
"Hey-guys!" Akkiko was staring across the street. Meg and Kat looked disbelievingly.
"That's Yugi's house!" Meg said.
"Good lord," Kat said. "We're next door to a boy possessed by a pharaoh, I'm going on a date with a boy possessed by an evil spirit, and an imaginary guy is bossing us around!!" She walked up to the house and started to turn the doorknob. "What could happen to make this day any weirder?"
{Hee hee} Instead of the door opening, the entire front step opened beneath where the three girls were standing. As in some cartoons, they were left floating for a moment.
"How extremely cliché," Kat commented, and in the next moment they all dropped into a dark abyss, screaming cheesily.
They landed on a soft seat, and bounced to their feet. A spotlight was turned on them; another was turned on over a desk. The chair of the desk was facing away from them. It turned to reveal Erikson.
"Welcome, ladies," he said, leaning forward.
The girls sweatdropped. "You need to come up with better lines," Akkiko said and looked down at herself. "What the hell am I wearing??"
Meg and Kat also looked down at themselves. Their school clothes were gone to be replaced by fine linen wrapped around them in the ancient Egyptian style. There were uncomfortable reed sandals on their feet, and gold jewellery on their wrists, fingers, at their throats and on their ears. Kat had a crown-thing on her head, and Meg and Akkiko were wearing black wigs.
Kat choked when she looked at Akkiko. "What?" Meg asked.
"Akkiko's wearing a dress," Kat snorted. They started laughing until Akkiko pulled a paper fan out from her sleeve and whacked both of them with it.
"What the hell have you dressed us as, you little creep?" Akkiko asked, turning her demonic stare onto Erikson. He grinned. "I'm only here for a while to help you out. Five thousand years ago, you three were actually priestesses for Pharaoh Yami."
The three girls sweatdropped. "We were WHAT???"
"Priestesses," Erikson was impatient. "You know, you ran a temple . . ."
"We know what priestesses are, you moron," Kat said. "But why are we here?"
"In this frickin' anime world??" Meg added.
Erikson sighed. "Okay, I don't know how you got here, nor do I know why you're here, but I do know that you are ancient priestesses." He grinned, satisfied. The three girls stared at him. Meg's face reddened.
"So how the hell do we get home??" she finally burst out.
"Uh . . ." Erikson sweatdropped.
"Oy," Kat swore. "Why did I ever imagine you?"
"Comic relief?" Akkiko suggested.
"I'm sure that you'll go home eventually," Erikson said. "But it may take awhile. You may have to go through several other anime worlds." *wink, wink, nudge, nudge*
"NOOOOO!!" Meg screamed. "No more anime!!"
"So . . . why did you dress us up like this?" Kat asked.
Erikson shrugged. "I heard about the dance this Friday. It's a costume dance." He looked at his watch and stood up. "I have to go."
"Where exactly does an imaginary guy from my insane little world need to be?" Kat asked. "Especially when we're stuck here?"
Erikson shrugged. "I have to go back into your 'insane little world' as you call it." He vanished into thin air, but his voice continued speaking. "Don't expect me to come back to help you, ladies . . . you on your own!" He laughed. Akkiko winced.
"I wish I could have that little *BEEP* in my clutches now," she grinned. "I would have SO much fun."
Meg and Kat sweatdropped. "I'm locking the doors tonight," Meg said.
"I'm sleeping with a knife under my pillow," Kat whispered back.
Akkiko's stomach growled. The little horns that had sprouted from her forehead disappeared. "Hey-who's hungry?" she asked cheerfully.
***
The three Egyptian clad women made their way into the house. Akkiko looked around and growled. The house was filled with Egyptian-based artwork.
She ripped the wig off her head. "I'm going to kill the little *BEEP*," she growled.
Kat rolled her eyes. "I almost feel sorry for him." She said.
"I don't." Meg also ripped the wig from her head. "So why are we wearing these things, when you get to wear a cool crown?"
"I don't know!" Kat frowned. "I didn't even know I was a reincarnated priestess until the little Cretin told me!!"
Akkiko looked at herself. "And what the hell am I supposed to be?" She ripped at the skirt. "Die evil dress!!"
Meg sweatdropped. "I actually don't mind it so much," she said. "This jewellery is very cool and stylish," (A/N: Meg is obsessed with fashion and jewellery and anything else related to anything in malls.)
Akkiko considered for a moment. "Yeah, the jewellery is actually pretty cool." She agreed. "BUT THE DRESS!!!!"
Kat rolled her eyes. "Why is it that I am the only person not complaining?"
Akkiko tuned to look at Kat. "Because you're the stupid high priestess who doesn't have to wear a *beep*in' wig!!"
Kat sighed. "Why am I surrounded by weird people??" she asked herself.
Akkiko shuffled a bit. Suddenly a little light bulb appeared over her head. Meg reached up and broke it.
"No ideas for you, evil demonchild!" she said.
Akkiko pouted, and, dodging bits of falling glass, looked down at herself again. "You know, I may make this a little less painful for myself if I make a few minor adjustments."
The others stared. "You SEW???" they asked.
Akkiko nodded, puffing her chest out proudly. "Yes . . ." she said, and went into another room, which conveniently was the sewing room.
Meg grinned. "Hey, that little cretin actually did something right!" she said, and wandered off.
Suddenly the doorbell rang. Kat opened it.
'Oh, god,' she thought, finding Yugi standing on the step.
When he saw Kat dressed in the *skimpy* Egyptian dress his jaw dropped. His invisible (at least for the moment) counterpart Yami did the same. "What are you doing?"
Kat looked down at herself and swore mentally. "Um . . . I was just . . ."
Suddenly Akkiko came bustling by, "Oh, we were just trying on our costumes for the dance," she said.
"That was fast," Kat commented, staring at her friend. Akkiko had torn at the skirt of the dress, and made it into a pair of pants. The top part she had ripped exposing her midriff just a bit. "Very nice, Akkiko."
"Thank you," Akkiko thought for a moment. "Anyone know where to find a nice, pointy spear?" She grinned, and a shiver ran down Yugi's spine. "I want to appear warrior-like. Bwahaha!!!"
Kat sighed, and looked back to Yugi. "So, why are you here, "she asked. "How did you even know WE were here?"
"I saw you come into from my bedroom window," Yugi waved at the Game shop. "I'm right next door."
"Yeah . . . yeah we noticed that." Kat shrugged.
"Hey there's an armoury in here! Score!!" Akkiko, in the meantime had wandered off. At her shouts, Kat ran to find her. Yugi followed. Akkiko was discovered drooling over the many weapons that the room had to offer.
"Oh, so many pointy objects, so little time," Akkiko sighed, and proceeded to arm herself in any way possible.
Kat looked around and grabbed a dagger off the wall. Yugi sweatdropped.
"What do you need that for?" he asked.
"Oh, you know," Kat grinned evilly. "Just in case . . ."
"SPIDER!!" The three heard Meg scream. Akkiko ran out of the room, carrying samurai sword. (Katana for all you Wufei freaks).
The three of them ran upstairs to find Meg cowering in the corner of a room as the spider lay dosing in the sun.
"You want Miss Muffet?" Akkiko asked. "I got your Miss Muffet!" She raised the sword above her head, and . . . Well . . . you can probably guess what happened next *spider sushi anyone?*
Kat looked away. "That was disturbing," she commented.
"No kidding, genius," Meg said, and stalked out of the room.
Yugi stared, and thought at Yami, "What the heck is WRONG with these girls??"
Yami shrugged. "Maybe they were dropped on their head as infants."
Akkiko walked out of the room, her whip slapping slightly against her leg.
"Ooh," Kat said. "I want a whip, too!"
Akkiko looked at her, appalled. "First of all, get your own ides, and two: don't go all kinky on me!" Kat slapped Akkiko upside the head. "Don't be sick-minded."
"I'm a demon, remember?"
"Oh yeah . . . sorry." Kat stood for a moment, and then pouted. "But you know, deep down, I really do like weapons."
Akkiko sweatdropped. "Okay, now that's disturbing."
Suddenly the doorbell rang . . . again. Meg went to answer it. There were Tristan, and Joey staring at her clothes.
Kat and Akkiko came down the stairs, followed by Yugi.
"What are you guys doing-STALKING US??" Akkiko asked.
"Yugi's gramps stood us he was over here," Joey stuttered.
Akkiko rolled her eyes and walked away. Tristan stared after her. Not an inch of her skin could be seen because it was covered with leather straps holding up weapons.
"Whoa," he said. "Where'd she get all the artillery?"
Kat shrugged. "In a room upstairs," she said.
"Sweet," Tristan said. "Can I take a look?"
"NO!!" Meg and Kat said together. "One weapon incrusted maniac is all we need for right now."
"Too late-" Joey said. "There's that substitute teacher here, remember?"
Kat and Meg looked at each other. "Shit," they said.
Akkiko's joyful voice drifted form the kitchen.
"They've got iced tea!!"
Kat and Meg blanched. "SHIT!!" they said again.
They ran for the kitchen, and found Akkiko in a walk-in pantry, filled with iced tea. She happily drank another can, while four more lay on the ground.
"Whoa, she can sure pack away that stuff," Tristan commented.
"RUN!" Kat said quietly and she and Meg turned to the three boys. "RUN FOR YOUR PATHETIC LIVES!"
The two girls ran off, leaving a very confused, Tristan Joey and Yugi. What the hell was going on?
Akkiko dropped the empty can and turned towards them. "Demon mode, processing," she said, and little horns sprouted on her forehead again. A small cat tail sprouted behind her, and bat wings came from her back. She grinned at the boys. "Ooh, toilet paper." She grabbed the stack of toilet paper and duck tape that was conveniently at hand, and pounced.
Those poor boys . . . they never even had a chance.
***
(Five minutes later)
Yugi, Joey and Tristan were now tied up around the kitchen, trying to scream through their gags of toilet paper.
Akkiko was lying on the floor, her eyes half closed.
Kat peeked around a corner. "What do we do?" she asked. "We have to save them!"
Meg thought for a moment. "Well . . . the only thing that stops demon-mode is a really cute guy."
Kat turned and stared. "Where are we going to get one of those?" she asked.
"Well . . . there's only one person that Akkiko really has a crush on," she said.
"Oh, no . . . You don't mean-"
"Oh, yeah. Zechs Marquise."
Kat paled. "NOOOOOOOO-" She was cut off by Meg putting her hand on her mouth.
"Shut up-you'll alert the demon!"
"Sorry," Kat said in a meek voice. "But there's no way I'm going to the insane maniac!! There has got to be another guy!!"
They ran outside to the front lawn. A limo was pulling by. Kat stared at it. "That'll work," she said, and pushed Meg in front of it. (Bwahaha)
The car screeched to a stop. The back window rolled down. "What the hell do you think you're doing?" Seto Kaiba yelled.
Kat grinned. "I just wanted get to get your attention. We need your help desperately." She walked over, and, yanking him out the window, dragged him back towards the house. Meg got up, and, seeing that her hair wasn't too badly out of place, screamed. "YOU DIE, KAT!!!"
Kat gulped and dragged Kaiba along faster. Peering around the corner of the kitchen, Kaiba saw Akkiko in demon-mode, and then turned back to Kat and Meg.
"What do you want me to do?" he asked, thoroughly confused.
"Akkiko has a major crush on you," Kat explained. "And the only thing that snaps her out of demon-mode is a really cute guy." She looked at Meg and winked. "I think you know what to do." together the two girls pushed Kaiba into the kitchen. He gulped and fell flat on his face.
Kat grinned at Meg. "I've always wanted to do that," she said.
Meg nodded and peered around the corner. Kaiba picked himself up off the ground, muttering something about irritating females *I wonder why* and looked at Akkiko, total fear marring his face.
Akkiko stared at him, and her cat ears twitched, her eyes, which were red and slitted were confused. Suddenly she ginned, showing a mouth of sharp teeth.
She pounced on him, one hand reaching for the duck tape.
Kat sweated a little. "It's not working," She hissed. "What now?'
Meg thought for a moment, confused. "All Draco had to do was talk to her." I wonder what's missing."
Kat looked at Akkiko. She was started to mummify Kaiba with toilet paper. She sweatdropped. "Think faster!"
"Well, she's always sawing that she likes platinum-haired guys," Meg said, Kaiba definitely wasn't one of those . . .
"Well . . ." Kat racked her brain.
"Ooh, I now!" Meg said suddenly. "In class, Akkiko wanted Zechs to kiss her. Maybe we should have Kaiba do that!"
Kaiba, of course, heard this. "I WILL NOT!!" He shouted.
"Fine," Kat said. "It's no skin off my nose to let you become a mummy!" she started to walked off.
Kaiba blanched, and looked down at Akkiko, who was moving closer to his face. He sighed, and screamed, "ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!!" Once Akkiko was close enough, he bent his neck and his lips touched hers.
There was a moment of agonizing silence (in which Meg and Kat were trying not to laugh). Tristan stared at this, appalled, Joey snickered, and Yugi was looking as if the bats of Hell had been freed.
"This is disturbing," Kat said. "But at the same time, so very amusing."
Kaiba stopped kissing Akkiko, blushing (and looking as if half of him had enjoyed it) Akkiko looked up at him, in normal mode.
"Did you just-" She stared. Kaiba shook his head furiously, still blushing. Akkiko scratched her head. "Oh well," she said. "CUTIE!!" She glomped onto Kaiba.
At this, Joey spat out his gag of toilet paper, and fell to the floor, laughing, tears of mirth streaming down his face. Akkiko noticed that Kaiba was mummified, and started tearing at the toilet paper with claw-like hands. Kaiba started at her hands, looking scared, but Kat came around the corner.
"Don't worry, she said. "Those are normal." She held up her own hands, her nails even longer than Akkiko's, and stared to free Tristan. Meg came over and, grabbing a knife, started on Joey's bonds.
"Well," Kat said cheerfully. "This has been an interesting afternoon."
Akkiko looked up. "You know . . . I really like that boys' uniform." She said.
The others stared at her. "WHAT??"
"I REALLY like that Boys' uniform."
"How can you?" Kat asked, perplexed. "Because of that uniform, you got taken to the principal's office, almost expelled from school, dragged around by a horde of very disturbing fangirls, and got stuck working behind the counter at McDonald's."
Akkiko shrugged, and finished untying Kaiba's bonds. He stood up, brushing himself off; she glomped him again, looking up at him with starry eyes. "Are you alright?" she asked, her voice all sweet.
Kaiba stared at her, still very scared, and pushed her off, and ran out of the house. Akkiko was left, stunned.
"NOOOOO!!!" she screamed, and dissolved into a puddle of tears. The next moment, she got up and ran off. The others heard a door slam.
Yugi stared after her. "Is she going to be okay?" he asked.
Kat shrugged. "I don't know. She's never cried over a boy before."
Meg wiped a tear from her eye. "My little baby is all grown up!" she said.
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh. I am only writing this for my own *and other's* amusement.
"Yami, can you explain those three girls that came here today?" he asked.
"No, I can't." Yami frowned. "I have no idea where they come from or why they're here."
Yugi blushed a bit. "I don't know . . . maybe I'd just feel a little more comfortable hanging out with them if I knew where they come from . . . You see, Yami, I think Kat is kinda cute."
Yami smiled ruefully, and also blushed. "Yes, she is," he said. "Why don't you ask her to that dance this Friday?"
"No, I couldn't do that." Yugi picked up his pencil again. "I heard Joey saying that Bakura already asked her."
"Bakura?" Yami frowned.
~interruption~
Starlet: HEY!! How come YOU have guys fighting over you??
KatChild17: It's MY fanfic-if you want guys fighting over you, write your own!!
Lily_Among_The_Thorns_89: Why do I put up with you idiots?
~end interruption~
"What's wrong Yami?" Yugi asked.
"It's just that . . . Bakura still has the Millennium Ring. What if he wants to get close to Kat . . . ?"
"So he can steal something?" Yugi frowned. "But that doesn't make any sense. The only thing the spirit of the Millennium Ring likes stealing is magic and Millennium Items. What would he want with Kat?"
"I don't know, Yugi," Yami admitted.
***
"So," Akkiko said. "What do you think my chances are of getting Kaiba to ask me to the dance??"
The three girls were walking down the street, looking for the address Erikson had given them.
"Slim to nothing, with a guy like that," Kat said.
"A guy like WHAT?" Akkiko said in a cold voice, her eyes turning an evil green.
"A possessed-I mean obsessed guy," Kat said. She sweatdropped at Akkiko, whose demon levels were slowly raising. "It's nothing personal-heck, I think you two would make a cute couple."
"Too bad Draco would be disappointed," Meg said in a sing-song voice.
"LEAVE HIM OUT OF IT!!!" Akkiko screamed. She calmed down and grinned. "What he doesn't know can't hurt him." She looked over at Kat. "You're lucky-Bakura is cute."
"I don't know what it is with me and the bad guys," Kat shook her head. "I am always falling for them."
"Speaking of which-" Akkiko grinned evilly. "I wonder if we'll see Merric here."
Kat blushed. (A/N: Yes, I do actually have a crush on Merric) "Leave HIM out of this!" she said. "He's probably in the middle of the desert by now. We're here."
The three girls looked up. A big house was in front of them, more like a mansion than anything.
Meg's jaw dropped. "Are you SURE this is the right place?" she asked.
Kat checked the piece of paper she had. "Yep, this is it." She shook her head. "Come on; let's see if Erikson is inside."
"Hey-guys!" Akkiko was staring across the street. Meg and Kat looked disbelievingly.
"That's Yugi's house!" Meg said.
"Good lord," Kat said. "We're next door to a boy possessed by a pharaoh, I'm going on a date with a boy possessed by an evil spirit, and an imaginary guy is bossing us around!!" She walked up to the house and started to turn the doorknob. "What could happen to make this day any weirder?"
{Hee hee} Instead of the door opening, the entire front step opened beneath where the three girls were standing. As in some cartoons, they were left floating for a moment.
"How extremely cliché," Kat commented, and in the next moment they all dropped into a dark abyss, screaming cheesily.
They landed on a soft seat, and bounced to their feet. A spotlight was turned on them; another was turned on over a desk. The chair of the desk was facing away from them. It turned to reveal Erikson.
"Welcome, ladies," he said, leaning forward.
The girls sweatdropped. "You need to come up with better lines," Akkiko said and looked down at herself. "What the hell am I wearing??"
Meg and Kat also looked down at themselves. Their school clothes were gone to be replaced by fine linen wrapped around them in the ancient Egyptian style. There were uncomfortable reed sandals on their feet, and gold jewellery on their wrists, fingers, at their throats and on their ears. Kat had a crown-thing on her head, and Meg and Akkiko were wearing black wigs.
Kat choked when she looked at Akkiko. "What?" Meg asked.
"Akkiko's wearing a dress," Kat snorted. They started laughing until Akkiko pulled a paper fan out from her sleeve and whacked both of them with it.
"What the hell have you dressed us as, you little creep?" Akkiko asked, turning her demonic stare onto Erikson. He grinned. "I'm only here for a while to help you out. Five thousand years ago, you three were actually priestesses for Pharaoh Yami."
The three girls sweatdropped. "We were WHAT???"
"Priestesses," Erikson was impatient. "You know, you ran a temple . . ."
"We know what priestesses are, you moron," Kat said. "But why are we here?"
"In this frickin' anime world??" Meg added.
Erikson sighed. "Okay, I don't know how you got here, nor do I know why you're here, but I do know that you are ancient priestesses." He grinned, satisfied. The three girls stared at him. Meg's face reddened.
"So how the hell do we get home??" she finally burst out.
"Uh . . ." Erikson sweatdropped.
"Oy," Kat swore. "Why did I ever imagine you?"
"Comic relief?" Akkiko suggested.
"I'm sure that you'll go home eventually," Erikson said. "But it may take awhile. You may have to go through several other anime worlds." *wink, wink, nudge, nudge*
"NOOOOO!!" Meg screamed. "No more anime!!"
"So . . . why did you dress us up like this?" Kat asked.
Erikson shrugged. "I heard about the dance this Friday. It's a costume dance." He looked at his watch and stood up. "I have to go."
"Where exactly does an imaginary guy from my insane little world need to be?" Kat asked. "Especially when we're stuck here?"
Erikson shrugged. "I have to go back into your 'insane little world' as you call it." He vanished into thin air, but his voice continued speaking. "Don't expect me to come back to help you, ladies . . . you on your own!" He laughed. Akkiko winced.
"I wish I could have that little *BEEP* in my clutches now," she grinned. "I would have SO much fun."
Meg and Kat sweatdropped. "I'm locking the doors tonight," Meg said.
"I'm sleeping with a knife under my pillow," Kat whispered back.
Akkiko's stomach growled. The little horns that had sprouted from her forehead disappeared. "Hey-who's hungry?" she asked cheerfully.
***
The three Egyptian clad women made their way into the house. Akkiko looked around and growled. The house was filled with Egyptian-based artwork.
She ripped the wig off her head. "I'm going to kill the little *BEEP*," she growled.
Kat rolled her eyes. "I almost feel sorry for him." She said.
"I don't." Meg also ripped the wig from her head. "So why are we wearing these things, when you get to wear a cool crown?"
"I don't know!" Kat frowned. "I didn't even know I was a reincarnated priestess until the little Cretin told me!!"
Akkiko looked at herself. "And what the hell am I supposed to be?" She ripped at the skirt. "Die evil dress!!"
Meg sweatdropped. "I actually don't mind it so much," she said. "This jewellery is very cool and stylish," (A/N: Meg is obsessed with fashion and jewellery and anything else related to anything in malls.)
Akkiko considered for a moment. "Yeah, the jewellery is actually pretty cool." She agreed. "BUT THE DRESS!!!!"
Kat rolled her eyes. "Why is it that I am the only person not complaining?"
Akkiko tuned to look at Kat. "Because you're the stupid high priestess who doesn't have to wear a *beep*in' wig!!"
Kat sighed. "Why am I surrounded by weird people??" she asked herself.
Akkiko shuffled a bit. Suddenly a little light bulb appeared over her head. Meg reached up and broke it.
"No ideas for you, evil demonchild!" she said.
Akkiko pouted, and, dodging bits of falling glass, looked down at herself again. "You know, I may make this a little less painful for myself if I make a few minor adjustments."
The others stared. "You SEW???" they asked.
Akkiko nodded, puffing her chest out proudly. "Yes . . ." she said, and went into another room, which conveniently was the sewing room.
Meg grinned. "Hey, that little cretin actually did something right!" she said, and wandered off.
Suddenly the doorbell rang. Kat opened it.
'Oh, god,' she thought, finding Yugi standing on the step.
When he saw Kat dressed in the *skimpy* Egyptian dress his jaw dropped. His invisible (at least for the moment) counterpart Yami did the same. "What are you doing?"
Kat looked down at herself and swore mentally. "Um . . . I was just . . ."
Suddenly Akkiko came bustling by, "Oh, we were just trying on our costumes for the dance," she said.
"That was fast," Kat commented, staring at her friend. Akkiko had torn at the skirt of the dress, and made it into a pair of pants. The top part she had ripped exposing her midriff just a bit. "Very nice, Akkiko."
"Thank you," Akkiko thought for a moment. "Anyone know where to find a nice, pointy spear?" She grinned, and a shiver ran down Yugi's spine. "I want to appear warrior-like. Bwahaha!!!"
Kat sighed, and looked back to Yugi. "So, why are you here, "she asked. "How did you even know WE were here?"
"I saw you come into from my bedroom window," Yugi waved at the Game shop. "I'm right next door."
"Yeah . . . yeah we noticed that." Kat shrugged.
"Hey there's an armoury in here! Score!!" Akkiko, in the meantime had wandered off. At her shouts, Kat ran to find her. Yugi followed. Akkiko was discovered drooling over the many weapons that the room had to offer.
"Oh, so many pointy objects, so little time," Akkiko sighed, and proceeded to arm herself in any way possible.
Kat looked around and grabbed a dagger off the wall. Yugi sweatdropped.
"What do you need that for?" he asked.
"Oh, you know," Kat grinned evilly. "Just in case . . ."
"SPIDER!!" The three heard Meg scream. Akkiko ran out of the room, carrying samurai sword. (Katana for all you Wufei freaks).
The three of them ran upstairs to find Meg cowering in the corner of a room as the spider lay dosing in the sun.
"You want Miss Muffet?" Akkiko asked. "I got your Miss Muffet!" She raised the sword above her head, and . . . Well . . . you can probably guess what happened next *spider sushi anyone?*
Kat looked away. "That was disturbing," she commented.
"No kidding, genius," Meg said, and stalked out of the room.
Yugi stared, and thought at Yami, "What the heck is WRONG with these girls??"
Yami shrugged. "Maybe they were dropped on their head as infants."
Akkiko walked out of the room, her whip slapping slightly against her leg.
"Ooh," Kat said. "I want a whip, too!"
Akkiko looked at her, appalled. "First of all, get your own ides, and two: don't go all kinky on me!" Kat slapped Akkiko upside the head. "Don't be sick-minded."
"I'm a demon, remember?"
"Oh yeah . . . sorry." Kat stood for a moment, and then pouted. "But you know, deep down, I really do like weapons."
Akkiko sweatdropped. "Okay, now that's disturbing."
Suddenly the doorbell rang . . . again. Meg went to answer it. There were Tristan, and Joey staring at her clothes.
Kat and Akkiko came down the stairs, followed by Yugi.
"What are you guys doing-STALKING US??" Akkiko asked.
"Yugi's gramps stood us he was over here," Joey stuttered.
Akkiko rolled her eyes and walked away. Tristan stared after her. Not an inch of her skin could be seen because it was covered with leather straps holding up weapons.
"Whoa," he said. "Where'd she get all the artillery?"
Kat shrugged. "In a room upstairs," she said.
"Sweet," Tristan said. "Can I take a look?"
"NO!!" Meg and Kat said together. "One weapon incrusted maniac is all we need for right now."
"Too late-" Joey said. "There's that substitute teacher here, remember?"
Kat and Meg looked at each other. "Shit," they said.
Akkiko's joyful voice drifted form the kitchen.
"They've got iced tea!!"
Kat and Meg blanched. "SHIT!!" they said again.
They ran for the kitchen, and found Akkiko in a walk-in pantry, filled with iced tea. She happily drank another can, while four more lay on the ground.
"Whoa, she can sure pack away that stuff," Tristan commented.
"RUN!" Kat said quietly and she and Meg turned to the three boys. "RUN FOR YOUR PATHETIC LIVES!"
The two girls ran off, leaving a very confused, Tristan Joey and Yugi. What the hell was going on?
Akkiko dropped the empty can and turned towards them. "Demon mode, processing," she said, and little horns sprouted on her forehead again. A small cat tail sprouted behind her, and bat wings came from her back. She grinned at the boys. "Ooh, toilet paper." She grabbed the stack of toilet paper and duck tape that was conveniently at hand, and pounced.
Those poor boys . . . they never even had a chance.
***
(Five minutes later)
Yugi, Joey and Tristan were now tied up around the kitchen, trying to scream through their gags of toilet paper.
Akkiko was lying on the floor, her eyes half closed.
Kat peeked around a corner. "What do we do?" she asked. "We have to save them!"
Meg thought for a moment. "Well . . . the only thing that stops demon-mode is a really cute guy."
Kat turned and stared. "Where are we going to get one of those?" she asked.
"Well . . . there's only one person that Akkiko really has a crush on," she said.
"Oh, no . . . You don't mean-"
"Oh, yeah. Zechs Marquise."
Kat paled. "NOOOOOOOO-" She was cut off by Meg putting her hand on her mouth.
"Shut up-you'll alert the demon!"
"Sorry," Kat said in a meek voice. "But there's no way I'm going to the insane maniac!! There has got to be another guy!!"
They ran outside to the front lawn. A limo was pulling by. Kat stared at it. "That'll work," she said, and pushed Meg in front of it. (Bwahaha)
The car screeched to a stop. The back window rolled down. "What the hell do you think you're doing?" Seto Kaiba yelled.
Kat grinned. "I just wanted get to get your attention. We need your help desperately." She walked over, and, yanking him out the window, dragged him back towards the house. Meg got up, and, seeing that her hair wasn't too badly out of place, screamed. "YOU DIE, KAT!!!"
Kat gulped and dragged Kaiba along faster. Peering around the corner of the kitchen, Kaiba saw Akkiko in demon-mode, and then turned back to Kat and Meg.
"What do you want me to do?" he asked, thoroughly confused.
"Akkiko has a major crush on you," Kat explained. "And the only thing that snaps her out of demon-mode is a really cute guy." She looked at Meg and winked. "I think you know what to do." together the two girls pushed Kaiba into the kitchen. He gulped and fell flat on his face.
Kat grinned at Meg. "I've always wanted to do that," she said.
Meg nodded and peered around the corner. Kaiba picked himself up off the ground, muttering something about irritating females *I wonder why* and looked at Akkiko, total fear marring his face.
Akkiko stared at him, and her cat ears twitched, her eyes, which were red and slitted were confused. Suddenly she ginned, showing a mouth of sharp teeth.
She pounced on him, one hand reaching for the duck tape.
Kat sweated a little. "It's not working," She hissed. "What now?'
Meg thought for a moment, confused. "All Draco had to do was talk to her." I wonder what's missing."
Kat looked at Akkiko. She was started to mummify Kaiba with toilet paper. She sweatdropped. "Think faster!"
"Well, she's always sawing that she likes platinum-haired guys," Meg said, Kaiba definitely wasn't one of those . . .
"Well . . ." Kat racked her brain.
"Ooh, I now!" Meg said suddenly. "In class, Akkiko wanted Zechs to kiss her. Maybe we should have Kaiba do that!"
Kaiba, of course, heard this. "I WILL NOT!!" He shouted.
"Fine," Kat said. "It's no skin off my nose to let you become a mummy!" she started to walked off.
Kaiba blanched, and looked down at Akkiko, who was moving closer to his face. He sighed, and screamed, "ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!!" Once Akkiko was close enough, he bent his neck and his lips touched hers.
There was a moment of agonizing silence (in which Meg and Kat were trying not to laugh). Tristan stared at this, appalled, Joey snickered, and Yugi was looking as if the bats of Hell had been freed.
"This is disturbing," Kat said. "But at the same time, so very amusing."
Kaiba stopped kissing Akkiko, blushing (and looking as if half of him had enjoyed it) Akkiko looked up at him, in normal mode.
"Did you just-" She stared. Kaiba shook his head furiously, still blushing. Akkiko scratched her head. "Oh well," she said. "CUTIE!!" She glomped onto Kaiba.
At this, Joey spat out his gag of toilet paper, and fell to the floor, laughing, tears of mirth streaming down his face. Akkiko noticed that Kaiba was mummified, and started tearing at the toilet paper with claw-like hands. Kaiba started at her hands, looking scared, but Kat came around the corner.
"Don't worry, she said. "Those are normal." She held up her own hands, her nails even longer than Akkiko's, and stared to free Tristan. Meg came over and, grabbing a knife, started on Joey's bonds.
"Well," Kat said cheerfully. "This has been an interesting afternoon."
Akkiko looked up. "You know . . . I really like that boys' uniform." She said.
The others stared at her. "WHAT??"
"I REALLY like that Boys' uniform."
"How can you?" Kat asked, perplexed. "Because of that uniform, you got taken to the principal's office, almost expelled from school, dragged around by a horde of very disturbing fangirls, and got stuck working behind the counter at McDonald's."
Akkiko shrugged, and finished untying Kaiba's bonds. He stood up, brushing himself off; she glomped him again, looking up at him with starry eyes. "Are you alright?" she asked, her voice all sweet.
Kaiba stared at her, still very scared, and pushed her off, and ran out of the house. Akkiko was left, stunned.
"NOOOOO!!!" she screamed, and dissolved into a puddle of tears. The next moment, she got up and ran off. The others heard a door slam.
Yugi stared after her. "Is she going to be okay?" he asked.
Kat shrugged. "I don't know. She's never cried over a boy before."
Meg wiped a tear from her eye. "My little baby is all grown up!" she said.
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh. I am only writing this for my own *and other's* amusement.