"Ohmigod, I'm going on a date with an anime character!" Meg shrieked,
pulling at her hair. "I am so screwed! And I don't know what to do with my
hair!"
Akkiko rolled her eyes. "Meg, you're wearing the *BEEP*in' wig!" she said. "Just like me . . . evil wig!"
Kat came out of the bathroom. "I though you were going to be a guard, and therefore not have to wear the beepin' wig," she said calmly, and grabbed her costume off a chair.
Akkiko thought for a moment. "Oh, yeah . . . well Meg, looks like it's only you who has to wear the beepin' wig."
Meg pouted. "Damn."
The three girls continued to get ready.
"I think it is a miracle that Zechs hasn't killed me yet," Kat said. "After all, I've gone to school for three days now. He hasn't even noticed. Should I be scared?"
Akkiko shrugged. "I barely know him," she said. "I hope he's at the dance."
Meg and Kat looked at each other. "WHAT??'
Akkiko shrugged. "I'm interested to see what he would be dressed as." She grinned evilly. "Maybe he'll wear that tutu I had him in chapter 2!"
Kat sweatdropped. "You had him in a tutu?"
Akkiko nodded.
Kat pouted. "PLEASE tell make you got pictures!" she said.
Meg and Akkiko shook their heads. "DAMN YOU ALL!" Kat said and stormed out of the room.
Meg turned to Akkiko "Touchy little priestess isn't she?"
Akkiko nodded. "She's usually not this crabby. Maybe it's that time of the month . . ."
Meg shrugged. "She also hates dances. That probably has something to do with it."
Akkiko stared. "But she's going out with Bakura! He's HOT!"
Meg sighed. "Good point. But you're going out with Seto, and he's also hot. So . . . if you had to choose between Seto and Bakura, who would you choose?"
Akkiko thought. "Well, both are evil and act like bastards." She suddenly tore at her hair. "DAMMIT!! So many hot guys, so little time!"
Meg sighed. "I know how you feel, demon . . ."
Suddenly a phone rang. Kat walked over to pick it up. "Hi, this is the association of girly magazines. Is someone named Akkiko there?"
Kat looked over at Akkiko, just a touch *oh screw that-a whole bunch* scared. Akkiko sweatdropped, and grabbed the phone out of Kat's hands. She screamed into it.
"I don't know what you're talking about!" She slammed the phone down onto the cradle. Looking at the others, she sweatdropped again. "I don't know why a girly magazine would be contacting me . . .after all, I am a demon." She laughed nervously.
The phone rang once more. Akkiko looked at the phone, then at the others, then at the phone. Picking it up, she screamed, "I didn't order anything!"
"What?" A small voice came from the other end.
Akkiko stared and put her hand over the mouthpiece. "It's Hamsterwheel!" she told the others.
From the phone came. "Hamsterveal! Hamsterveal!"
Everyone sweatdropped. (A/N: I have watched 'Stitch: the Movie' one too many times!) Akkiko flushed. "Oops, wrong line!" Speaking back into the phone, she said, "Wrong number, you stupid gerbil-like rodent!"
The voice screamed back, "I am Hamster-like! Hamster!"
Akkiko rolled her eyes as she set the phone back down. "Stupid characters," she said. "Don't they ever get the right number?"
The phone rang *again!* Akkiko picked it up. "Okay . . . if you're calling to say I ordered something-screw off! If you are a gerbil-like rodent, hang up now!"
A voice came out of the other end. "WHAT??" Akkiko stared.
"Hey, that voice sounds familiar!"
"This is Orlando Bloom *a.k.a. Legolas* Is Meg there?"
Akkiko gulped, looking over at Meg. "No, there is no one here by that name! Hang up and call some other number!" She slammed the phone back down.
Meg stared. "Who was that?"
Akkiko gulped. "Oh, that was no one, it wasn't Legolas or anything!"
Meg raised an eyebrow. "I didn't say it was Legolas."
Akkiko nodded. "Good, cause it wasn't. And it wasn't anyone like, say, Orlando Bloom, you know, calling for you . . ."
Meg raised her other eyebrow. "Akkiko . . . what?"
Kat intervened. "Anyone hungry?"
Akkiko stared. "I am!" She was about to run from the room when the phone rang *once more*. Akkiko glared, and then picked up. "STOP HARASSING US, YOU WEIRDOS!!" she screamed into the phone. The receiver sweatdropped.
"What?" a voice said quietly.
Akkiko stopped. "Oh, um, sorry, Yugi . . . We've just . . . um, been getting a lot of weird calls."
A little beep sounded. "Oh, hang on, the lines busy." Akkiko beeped a button and said, "Hello?"
"Don't hang up on me angina, you stupid customer! You ordered this magazine, and I'm going to sell it to you!"
Akkiko sweatdropped. "I DIDN'T ORDER ANYTHING!!" she screamed.
Yugi looked at the phone. The heck?
Kat picked up the other phone, and spoke into the receiver. "Don't mind her; she's had a rough day."
Suddenly a scream tore through the house *I wonder how many times that's going to happen* "I didn't ORDER a DAMN MAGAZINE!"
Meg ran out of the room and slammed the door shut. "You do NOT want to go in there!" she said, and ran into the kitchen.
Kat stared. "What are you doing, Meg?" she asked.
Meg's head popped out. "Getting the duck tape . . . just in case . . ."
Kat sighed. Yugi stared, once more at the phone, perplexed. "I'm . . . not going to ask." He said slowly.
Kat grinned. "Yes, if you value your sanity at all, you won't ask . . ."
In the other room, Akkiko slammed the phone down. "I am sick of these phone calls!" she seethed. The phone, ironically rang again. Akkiko glared. "Who's been giving out our *BEEP*in' number?" She picked up the phone. "STOP CALLING, YOU FREAKS!!!"
A cool voice spoke from the other end. "The last time I checked, I was supposed to be taking you to the dance. Have you changed your mind?"
Akkiko blushed. "Oh, Seto . . . Uh, no, I haven't changed my mind." She laughed nervously. "You wouldn't believe the day I've been having."
The phone rang again. Akkiko swore vividly. "DAMMIT! Seto, I'm going to call you back-from a pay phone!" She slammed the receiver down and went over to the wall. Yanking the plug out of the socket, she said, "Try calling through that!! BWAHAHAH!!"
The telephone rang . . . again. Akkiko backed away, very scared. "THIS PLACE IS HAUTED!!" She screamed, and ran out of the room.
Kat and Meg watched her run past. Kat grinned. Meg stared. "Why are you smiling? That was creepy."
Kat shrugged and held up her cell phone (A/N: I got a cell phone, I got a cell phone!!) "That last ring was me." She turned it on and whispered into it. "Hello?"
"Hi, Kat!"
"Oh . . ." Kat looked over at Meg and blushed, and then ran into the room and slammed the door. "What's up, Legolas?" (A/N: Meg is more into Johnny Depp right now, but she used to be obsessed about Legolas, and a part of her still is, though she won't admit it.)
"Who was that demon-thingy that hung up on me?"
"Oh, that was Akkiko. You met her a while ago, remember?"
"OH, yeah. She's scary."
"Um . . . yeah! So why are you calling?"
"Well, you told me to call when I was free so I could take Meg out on a date . . ."
"Yeah, that's her birthday present."
"Wow. You're letting your friend go out with me? That's so sweet."
"Well, I am a dark-angel. FEAR ME!!"
Legolas sweatdropped on the other end of phone. "That's creepy . . . you know that, don't you?"
"Oh yes. Well, don't come yet. We're kind of . . ." Kat trailed off as Akkiko ran past the door, screaming, "Someone call an exorcist!!"
"Kat?"
"Sorry Legolas. We're kind of trapped in an anime world, and getting ready to go to a costume dance at school."
"Ah . . . what are you girls going as?"
"Meg and I are going as high priestesses, and Akkiko is going as a guard- weapons and all."
"That . . .demon thingy with weapons? Do you know how disturbing that is?"
"Yes, yes. Oh, hang on!" there was a beep from the phone. "There's someone on the other line. Call me!" Kat pushed a button. "Yes?"
"Kat?"
Kat blushed. "Bakura? How did you get this number?"
"Meg told me."
Kat glared over her shoulder. Meg looked into the room innocently and waved. Kat gave her an obscene gesture and continued. "Yeah, so . . . we're almost ready to go. We'll meet you at the school, right?"
"Yes. Will you be wearing the Necklace?"
Kat felt a shiver run down her spine as Bakura's voice got colder. She knew she was talking with the spirit of the Millennium Ring. "Screw off," she said, bored. "But yes, I will be wearing the Necklace. Unfortunately, you won't be getting it off my neck."
"And why is that?"
"Because I have a sneaking suspicion that Akkiko used Super-super-Glue on the clasp." Kat glared over her shoulder again; Akkiko was walking by the door this time, and she smiled *innocently* and waved. Kat rolled her eyes. "Anyways . . . This conversation with an evil spirit from the Great Beyond bores me. I'm hanging up."
She beeped a button and put it on the dresser, satisfied. Meg and Akkiko came back in and the three started putting on their jewellery.
"This is going to be fun!" Meg said.
"Yeah, there'll be lots of time for destruction and carnage!" Akkiko grinned.
Kat rolled her eyes. "Oh, yes, and we'll have lots of time to dance with various anime characters at the same time."
Meg and Akkiko looked at each other, lightening shooting from their eyes. "I dibs Yami!" they said at the same time. They stared at each other in horror and started a glaring contest.
Kat sighed. "Why does the pharaoh have to be MY brother?" she moaned, and put her head in her arms.
Suddenly Akkiko's cell phone rang. She stared, and then picked it up and pushed a button. Holding it to her ear, she said, "Yes?"
"You *BEEP*in' customer! I'm selling this beeping magazine to you!"
Akkiko stared. "How the hell did you get this number, you *BEEP*in' salesman?!"
"I told you Akkiko, you are buying this magazine!"
Akkiko thought of something. "How did you say you spell my name?"
"A-k-e-e-c-o."
Akkiko sweatdropped. "That isn't' how you spell my name you dipwad! You've got the wrong Akkiko!"
The cell phone sweatdropped and there was timid voice speaking. "Oh . . . sorry about that. Bye . . ."
Akkiko stared at the cell phone and then started screaming, "you'd better be sorry you *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*!! I'd better never hear your voice ever again!" She viciously slammed a button and was about to put it away when it rang . . . again *stupid cell phones!*
Akkiko glared. "Who gave out our *BEEP*in' numbers?"
Kat shrugged. "Don't look at me." She nonchalantly pointed towards Meg.
Both girls glared at Meg. Meg sweatdropped. "Um . . . did I do something wrong?"
Akkiko smiled grimly. "Oh no . . . I'm just going to kill you."
Kat reached behind her back and pulled out an axe. "We'll give you a half- second head start."
Meg stared at the axe. "Is that from the 'No-where'?"
Kat nodded. "Everything comes from the No-where."
Akkiko glared. "Half-second's up, Meg!" She ran after the screaming girl, sword raised. "Come back here you BAKA-MONO!"
Meg ran through the house screaming, pursued by Kat and Akkiko. They continued this for about fifteen minutes. They were stopped when all the phones in the house rang.
They all looked at each other, and Meg pulled another axe from behind her.
Akkiko took a deep breath. "Okay, I'll take the main floor, Meg, you go upstairs, Kat you go downstairs. MOVE PEOPLE!!"
***
(Fifteen minutes later)
There wasn't a single phone in the house, except for Akkiko's cell phone, which she had not let anyone destroy due to . . . personal reasons. There was also Kat's cell phone, but only because she almost killed Meg when she tried to destroy it.
"It's NEW!!" Kat screamed and Meg stumbled away, her eyes little 'X's.
Akkiko rolled her eyes. "She's in love with an inanimate object. Thrilling." Akkiko rolled her eyes and looked at here watch. "CRAP!! We have fifteen minutes to get to the school!"
Kat and Meg stared. "WHAT???"
"The dance is only fifteen minutes away!!" Akkiko yelled.
Meg blanched. "But my make-up's not done!" She ran into the bedroom and slammed the door shut.
Kat rolled her eyes. "She is obsessed with the make-up," she said.
Meg poked her head out of the bedroom, lipstick only on one lip. "I AM NOT!!" she yelled and then slammed the door again.
Kat shrugged and headed to the armoury. Akkiko stared. "What do you need in there?"
Kat grinned over her shoulder evilly. "If Bakura's going to try and steal the Millennium Necklace, the little *BEEP*s gonna have a few surprises! FEAR ME!!"
Akkiko stared. "Uh . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Yeah . . . I'm leaving." She stared to walk out the door.
Kat stared. "Um, Akkiko? That the wrong door-that's the closet!"
Akkiko looked around herself. "So it is!" she said in revelation. "Wait! I have an idea!" She ran into the kitchen.
Kat stared after her. "Um . . . okay." Five minutes later she heard demonic laughter from the kitchen. She sweatdropped and ran in. What she saw made her swear vividly.
Akkiko was standing by the counter, six empty ice tea cans piled up. Kat sweatdropped again.
"Maybe if I don't move, It won't see me." Akkiko stared STRAIGHT at Kat. "Oh, shit!"
Akkiko tipped her head to one side, and then to the other, as if deciding, 'Hmm, should I bite her or wrap her in duck tape and save her for later?' In fact, she wasn't thinking that at all. She said quietly, "Returning to normal mode." She blinked once, twice. The tail swinging behind her disappeared, as did her wings. The horns and cat ears went into her brow and her eyes turned from a vivid red back into brown.
Kat sweatdropped. "How the heck did you do that?"
Akkiko grinned at her. "What I did was simply suppress my demonism and then I will wait until I am at the dance to unleash it!" Akkiko continued grinning, and ran out the back door.
A few seconds later, Kat heard more demonic laughter and stuck her head out the window. Akkiko was standing by a motorcycle which just *mysteriously* appeared on the driveway. Akkiko got on the motorcycle, and, disregarding any of the safety mechanisms, drove off, laughing maniacally. Kat looked after her, sweatdropping. She ran back into the house, and burst into the bedroom.
"What happened?" Meg asked, her mascara smearing.
Kat panted. "Akkiko just drove of on a motorcycle, after drinking six cans of ice tea!"
Meg sweatdropped. "Are you telling me the truth?"
Kat grinned. "I shit you not!" (A/N: Sorry Akkiko, I couldn't resist! Akkiko: MY LINE! Kat: Get out of my Author's note!")
The telephone rang. Everyone stared. "Okay, where is the ringing coming from?"
Kat and Meg looked over at the toaster, which was shaking every time a ring sounded. They sweatdropped. "Is the toaster supposed to be ringing like that?"
Kat went over to the toaster. Suddenly a piece of toast popped up. Kat held it to her ear. "Hello?"
"This is Hamsterveal!"
Kat sweatdropped. "It's Hamsterwheel again!"
"Hamsterveal! Hamsterveal!"
"Uh-huh-whatever!"
Hamsterveal's voice rang across the kitchen. "Shut up with all your not shutting up!" Kat rolled her eyes and ate the piece of toast.
The toaster rang again. "Good lord!" Kat said, and got the axe out *once more, seemingly from No-where*
Before she could destroy the toaster, another piece of toast popped up and Hamsterveal's voice rang out again. "You stupid human! Do not be eating the phone!"
Kat sighed. "It's not the phone, it's a piece of toast, you stupid hamster!"
There was silence. "Oh, shut up! Shut up, you are talking to a piece of toast!" Meg grabbed the toast and proceeded to eat it.
Kat raised her axe. "Sliced bread anyone?" she asked.
***
They were just preparing to leave the house when something else rang. Meg and Kat looked at each other, then at the house, then at each other again.
In unison they said, "SCREW YOU!" and walked off.
The answering machine clicked. "Hello? . . . . Is this Kat, Akkiko and Meg's house? This is Zechs Marquise. I'm calling to let you know that I know where you live, and that I'm coming to the dance with a little . . . surprise for you. BWAHAHAHAAH!!"
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, so SCREW OFF!!
Akkiko rolled her eyes. "Meg, you're wearing the *BEEP*in' wig!" she said. "Just like me . . . evil wig!"
Kat came out of the bathroom. "I though you were going to be a guard, and therefore not have to wear the beepin' wig," she said calmly, and grabbed her costume off a chair.
Akkiko thought for a moment. "Oh, yeah . . . well Meg, looks like it's only you who has to wear the beepin' wig."
Meg pouted. "Damn."
The three girls continued to get ready.
"I think it is a miracle that Zechs hasn't killed me yet," Kat said. "After all, I've gone to school for three days now. He hasn't even noticed. Should I be scared?"
Akkiko shrugged. "I barely know him," she said. "I hope he's at the dance."
Meg and Kat looked at each other. "WHAT??'
Akkiko shrugged. "I'm interested to see what he would be dressed as." She grinned evilly. "Maybe he'll wear that tutu I had him in chapter 2!"
Kat sweatdropped. "You had him in a tutu?"
Akkiko nodded.
Kat pouted. "PLEASE tell make you got pictures!" she said.
Meg and Akkiko shook their heads. "DAMN YOU ALL!" Kat said and stormed out of the room.
Meg turned to Akkiko "Touchy little priestess isn't she?"
Akkiko nodded. "She's usually not this crabby. Maybe it's that time of the month . . ."
Meg shrugged. "She also hates dances. That probably has something to do with it."
Akkiko stared. "But she's going out with Bakura! He's HOT!"
Meg sighed. "Good point. But you're going out with Seto, and he's also hot. So . . . if you had to choose between Seto and Bakura, who would you choose?"
Akkiko thought. "Well, both are evil and act like bastards." She suddenly tore at her hair. "DAMMIT!! So many hot guys, so little time!"
Meg sighed. "I know how you feel, demon . . ."
Suddenly a phone rang. Kat walked over to pick it up. "Hi, this is the association of girly magazines. Is someone named Akkiko there?"
Kat looked over at Akkiko, just a touch *oh screw that-a whole bunch* scared. Akkiko sweatdropped, and grabbed the phone out of Kat's hands. She screamed into it.
"I don't know what you're talking about!" She slammed the phone down onto the cradle. Looking at the others, she sweatdropped again. "I don't know why a girly magazine would be contacting me . . .after all, I am a demon." She laughed nervously.
The phone rang once more. Akkiko looked at the phone, then at the others, then at the phone. Picking it up, she screamed, "I didn't order anything!"
"What?" A small voice came from the other end.
Akkiko stared and put her hand over the mouthpiece. "It's Hamsterwheel!" she told the others.
From the phone came. "Hamsterveal! Hamsterveal!"
Everyone sweatdropped. (A/N: I have watched 'Stitch: the Movie' one too many times!) Akkiko flushed. "Oops, wrong line!" Speaking back into the phone, she said, "Wrong number, you stupid gerbil-like rodent!"
The voice screamed back, "I am Hamster-like! Hamster!"
Akkiko rolled her eyes as she set the phone back down. "Stupid characters," she said. "Don't they ever get the right number?"
The phone rang *again!* Akkiko picked it up. "Okay . . . if you're calling to say I ordered something-screw off! If you are a gerbil-like rodent, hang up now!"
A voice came out of the other end. "WHAT??" Akkiko stared.
"Hey, that voice sounds familiar!"
"This is Orlando Bloom *a.k.a. Legolas* Is Meg there?"
Akkiko gulped, looking over at Meg. "No, there is no one here by that name! Hang up and call some other number!" She slammed the phone back down.
Meg stared. "Who was that?"
Akkiko gulped. "Oh, that was no one, it wasn't Legolas or anything!"
Meg raised an eyebrow. "I didn't say it was Legolas."
Akkiko nodded. "Good, cause it wasn't. And it wasn't anyone like, say, Orlando Bloom, you know, calling for you . . ."
Meg raised her other eyebrow. "Akkiko . . . what?"
Kat intervened. "Anyone hungry?"
Akkiko stared. "I am!" She was about to run from the room when the phone rang *once more*. Akkiko glared, and then picked up. "STOP HARASSING US, YOU WEIRDOS!!" she screamed into the phone. The receiver sweatdropped.
"What?" a voice said quietly.
Akkiko stopped. "Oh, um, sorry, Yugi . . . We've just . . . um, been getting a lot of weird calls."
A little beep sounded. "Oh, hang on, the lines busy." Akkiko beeped a button and said, "Hello?"
"Don't hang up on me angina, you stupid customer! You ordered this magazine, and I'm going to sell it to you!"
Akkiko sweatdropped. "I DIDN'T ORDER ANYTHING!!" she screamed.
Yugi looked at the phone. The heck?
Kat picked up the other phone, and spoke into the receiver. "Don't mind her; she's had a rough day."
Suddenly a scream tore through the house *I wonder how many times that's going to happen* "I didn't ORDER a DAMN MAGAZINE!"
Meg ran out of the room and slammed the door shut. "You do NOT want to go in there!" she said, and ran into the kitchen.
Kat stared. "What are you doing, Meg?" she asked.
Meg's head popped out. "Getting the duck tape . . . just in case . . ."
Kat sighed. Yugi stared, once more at the phone, perplexed. "I'm . . . not going to ask." He said slowly.
Kat grinned. "Yes, if you value your sanity at all, you won't ask . . ."
In the other room, Akkiko slammed the phone down. "I am sick of these phone calls!" she seethed. The phone, ironically rang again. Akkiko glared. "Who's been giving out our *BEEP*in' number?" She picked up the phone. "STOP CALLING, YOU FREAKS!!!"
A cool voice spoke from the other end. "The last time I checked, I was supposed to be taking you to the dance. Have you changed your mind?"
Akkiko blushed. "Oh, Seto . . . Uh, no, I haven't changed my mind." She laughed nervously. "You wouldn't believe the day I've been having."
The phone rang again. Akkiko swore vividly. "DAMMIT! Seto, I'm going to call you back-from a pay phone!" She slammed the receiver down and went over to the wall. Yanking the plug out of the socket, she said, "Try calling through that!! BWAHAHAH!!"
The telephone rang . . . again. Akkiko backed away, very scared. "THIS PLACE IS HAUTED!!" She screamed, and ran out of the room.
Kat and Meg watched her run past. Kat grinned. Meg stared. "Why are you smiling? That was creepy."
Kat shrugged and held up her cell phone (A/N: I got a cell phone, I got a cell phone!!) "That last ring was me." She turned it on and whispered into it. "Hello?"
"Hi, Kat!"
"Oh . . ." Kat looked over at Meg and blushed, and then ran into the room and slammed the door. "What's up, Legolas?" (A/N: Meg is more into Johnny Depp right now, but she used to be obsessed about Legolas, and a part of her still is, though she won't admit it.)
"Who was that demon-thingy that hung up on me?"
"Oh, that was Akkiko. You met her a while ago, remember?"
"OH, yeah. She's scary."
"Um . . . yeah! So why are you calling?"
"Well, you told me to call when I was free so I could take Meg out on a date . . ."
"Yeah, that's her birthday present."
"Wow. You're letting your friend go out with me? That's so sweet."
"Well, I am a dark-angel. FEAR ME!!"
Legolas sweatdropped on the other end of phone. "That's creepy . . . you know that, don't you?"
"Oh yes. Well, don't come yet. We're kind of . . ." Kat trailed off as Akkiko ran past the door, screaming, "Someone call an exorcist!!"
"Kat?"
"Sorry Legolas. We're kind of trapped in an anime world, and getting ready to go to a costume dance at school."
"Ah . . . what are you girls going as?"
"Meg and I are going as high priestesses, and Akkiko is going as a guard- weapons and all."
"That . . .demon thingy with weapons? Do you know how disturbing that is?"
"Yes, yes. Oh, hang on!" there was a beep from the phone. "There's someone on the other line. Call me!" Kat pushed a button. "Yes?"
"Kat?"
Kat blushed. "Bakura? How did you get this number?"
"Meg told me."
Kat glared over her shoulder. Meg looked into the room innocently and waved. Kat gave her an obscene gesture and continued. "Yeah, so . . . we're almost ready to go. We'll meet you at the school, right?"
"Yes. Will you be wearing the Necklace?"
Kat felt a shiver run down her spine as Bakura's voice got colder. She knew she was talking with the spirit of the Millennium Ring. "Screw off," she said, bored. "But yes, I will be wearing the Necklace. Unfortunately, you won't be getting it off my neck."
"And why is that?"
"Because I have a sneaking suspicion that Akkiko used Super-super-Glue on the clasp." Kat glared over her shoulder again; Akkiko was walking by the door this time, and she smiled *innocently* and waved. Kat rolled her eyes. "Anyways . . . This conversation with an evil spirit from the Great Beyond bores me. I'm hanging up."
She beeped a button and put it on the dresser, satisfied. Meg and Akkiko came back in and the three started putting on their jewellery.
"This is going to be fun!" Meg said.
"Yeah, there'll be lots of time for destruction and carnage!" Akkiko grinned.
Kat rolled her eyes. "Oh, yes, and we'll have lots of time to dance with various anime characters at the same time."
Meg and Akkiko looked at each other, lightening shooting from their eyes. "I dibs Yami!" they said at the same time. They stared at each other in horror and started a glaring contest.
Kat sighed. "Why does the pharaoh have to be MY brother?" she moaned, and put her head in her arms.
Suddenly Akkiko's cell phone rang. She stared, and then picked it up and pushed a button. Holding it to her ear, she said, "Yes?"
"You *BEEP*in' customer! I'm selling this beeping magazine to you!"
Akkiko stared. "How the hell did you get this number, you *BEEP*in' salesman?!"
"I told you Akkiko, you are buying this magazine!"
Akkiko thought of something. "How did you say you spell my name?"
"A-k-e-e-c-o."
Akkiko sweatdropped. "That isn't' how you spell my name you dipwad! You've got the wrong Akkiko!"
The cell phone sweatdropped and there was timid voice speaking. "Oh . . . sorry about that. Bye . . ."
Akkiko stared at the cell phone and then started screaming, "you'd better be sorry you *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*!! I'd better never hear your voice ever again!" She viciously slammed a button and was about to put it away when it rang . . . again *stupid cell phones!*
Akkiko glared. "Who gave out our *BEEP*in' numbers?"
Kat shrugged. "Don't look at me." She nonchalantly pointed towards Meg.
Both girls glared at Meg. Meg sweatdropped. "Um . . . did I do something wrong?"
Akkiko smiled grimly. "Oh no . . . I'm just going to kill you."
Kat reached behind her back and pulled out an axe. "We'll give you a half- second head start."
Meg stared at the axe. "Is that from the 'No-where'?"
Kat nodded. "Everything comes from the No-where."
Akkiko glared. "Half-second's up, Meg!" She ran after the screaming girl, sword raised. "Come back here you BAKA-MONO!"
Meg ran through the house screaming, pursued by Kat and Akkiko. They continued this for about fifteen minutes. They were stopped when all the phones in the house rang.
They all looked at each other, and Meg pulled another axe from behind her.
Akkiko took a deep breath. "Okay, I'll take the main floor, Meg, you go upstairs, Kat you go downstairs. MOVE PEOPLE!!"
***
(Fifteen minutes later)
There wasn't a single phone in the house, except for Akkiko's cell phone, which she had not let anyone destroy due to . . . personal reasons. There was also Kat's cell phone, but only because she almost killed Meg when she tried to destroy it.
"It's NEW!!" Kat screamed and Meg stumbled away, her eyes little 'X's.
Akkiko rolled her eyes. "She's in love with an inanimate object. Thrilling." Akkiko rolled her eyes and looked at here watch. "CRAP!! We have fifteen minutes to get to the school!"
Kat and Meg stared. "WHAT???"
"The dance is only fifteen minutes away!!" Akkiko yelled.
Meg blanched. "But my make-up's not done!" She ran into the bedroom and slammed the door shut.
Kat rolled her eyes. "She is obsessed with the make-up," she said.
Meg poked her head out of the bedroom, lipstick only on one lip. "I AM NOT!!" she yelled and then slammed the door again.
Kat shrugged and headed to the armoury. Akkiko stared. "What do you need in there?"
Kat grinned over her shoulder evilly. "If Bakura's going to try and steal the Millennium Necklace, the little *BEEP*s gonna have a few surprises! FEAR ME!!"
Akkiko stared. "Uh . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Yeah . . . I'm leaving." She stared to walk out the door.
Kat stared. "Um, Akkiko? That the wrong door-that's the closet!"
Akkiko looked around herself. "So it is!" she said in revelation. "Wait! I have an idea!" She ran into the kitchen.
Kat stared after her. "Um . . . okay." Five minutes later she heard demonic laughter from the kitchen. She sweatdropped and ran in. What she saw made her swear vividly.
Akkiko was standing by the counter, six empty ice tea cans piled up. Kat sweatdropped again.
"Maybe if I don't move, It won't see me." Akkiko stared STRAIGHT at Kat. "Oh, shit!"
Akkiko tipped her head to one side, and then to the other, as if deciding, 'Hmm, should I bite her or wrap her in duck tape and save her for later?' In fact, she wasn't thinking that at all. She said quietly, "Returning to normal mode." She blinked once, twice. The tail swinging behind her disappeared, as did her wings. The horns and cat ears went into her brow and her eyes turned from a vivid red back into brown.
Kat sweatdropped. "How the heck did you do that?"
Akkiko grinned at her. "What I did was simply suppress my demonism and then I will wait until I am at the dance to unleash it!" Akkiko continued grinning, and ran out the back door.
A few seconds later, Kat heard more demonic laughter and stuck her head out the window. Akkiko was standing by a motorcycle which just *mysteriously* appeared on the driveway. Akkiko got on the motorcycle, and, disregarding any of the safety mechanisms, drove off, laughing maniacally. Kat looked after her, sweatdropping. She ran back into the house, and burst into the bedroom.
"What happened?" Meg asked, her mascara smearing.
Kat panted. "Akkiko just drove of on a motorcycle, after drinking six cans of ice tea!"
Meg sweatdropped. "Are you telling me the truth?"
Kat grinned. "I shit you not!" (A/N: Sorry Akkiko, I couldn't resist! Akkiko: MY LINE! Kat: Get out of my Author's note!")
The telephone rang. Everyone stared. "Okay, where is the ringing coming from?"
Kat and Meg looked over at the toaster, which was shaking every time a ring sounded. They sweatdropped. "Is the toaster supposed to be ringing like that?"
Kat went over to the toaster. Suddenly a piece of toast popped up. Kat held it to her ear. "Hello?"
"This is Hamsterveal!"
Kat sweatdropped. "It's Hamsterwheel again!"
"Hamsterveal! Hamsterveal!"
"Uh-huh-whatever!"
Hamsterveal's voice rang across the kitchen. "Shut up with all your not shutting up!" Kat rolled her eyes and ate the piece of toast.
The toaster rang again. "Good lord!" Kat said, and got the axe out *once more, seemingly from No-where*
Before she could destroy the toaster, another piece of toast popped up and Hamsterveal's voice rang out again. "You stupid human! Do not be eating the phone!"
Kat sighed. "It's not the phone, it's a piece of toast, you stupid hamster!"
There was silence. "Oh, shut up! Shut up, you are talking to a piece of toast!" Meg grabbed the toast and proceeded to eat it.
Kat raised her axe. "Sliced bread anyone?" she asked.
***
They were just preparing to leave the house when something else rang. Meg and Kat looked at each other, then at the house, then at each other again.
In unison they said, "SCREW YOU!" and walked off.
The answering machine clicked. "Hello? . . . . Is this Kat, Akkiko and Meg's house? This is Zechs Marquise. I'm calling to let you know that I know where you live, and that I'm coming to the dance with a little . . . surprise for you. BWAHAHAHAAH!!"
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, so SCREW OFF!!