(A/N: I am writing this because Akkiko is threatening to dress in pink.)
Just to recap, Akkiko has ridden off on a motorcycle, God knows where, and
is armed . . . with iced tea in her system. Meg and Kat have left for the
dance, and Zechs has left an ominous message on their answering machine.
Yippee. What heinous acts will occur now?
Kat: ENOUGH WITH THE VERBAL REPLAYS-LET'S GET TO THE STORY!!
Narrator: EEP!!!
~~~
Kat and Meg entered the gym dressed in their costumes. They were met with many strange and disturbing sights. One involved Tristan trying to talk a girl with a moustache into a dance. He was dressed as Cyber-Commander, presumably after his favourite card.
Duke Devlan was also there, much to the surprise of Kat. Meg, of course, didn't know who he was. He was running past them, screaming "SOMEONE GET THEM AWAY FROM ME!!" After him went a horde of insane fangirls. Some suspiciously looked like the same girls who had been chasing Akkiko in chapter 1.
"Reminds me of Heero and Relena," said a voice behind them.
Kat and Meg jumped and spun around. "AKKIKO!!"
Akkiko grinned at them, one hand on a dagger. "What up?"
Meg stuttered. "What is that around your leg?" She pointed to an ornament- like object, on the side of which was a black box-like weapon.
Akkiko grinned. "That would be my gun!" she said, going all chibi.
Meg and Kat shrieked. "YOU HAVE A GUN???"
Akkiko nodded vigorously and pointed to a pouch on her belt. "And this is where I keep my extra ammunition!" She ran off, screaming something to the equivalent of, "Hey, You! Want to see the effects of a Magnum .44?"
The person who she was yelling at, who had blue hair cut like a mushroom and buggy glasses, whimpered and ran away.
Kat sweatdropped. "Was that who I think it was?" she asked.
Meg smiled. "Well I don't know who anyone is in this world, so I wouldn't be able to tell you." She grinned and walked over to Joey, who ironically was dressed in a dog outfit.
He was blushing. "I can believe Taia made me wear this," he mumbled.
"Where is Taia?" Kat asked, looking around.
"Right here!" The three turned to see Taia, Yugi and Bakura walking towards them (Tristan was still trying to get a dance out of the cross dresser). Taia was dressed as a fairy *of course*, Yugi as an Egyptian pharaoh *of course*, and Bakura was dressed as Prince Charming *which doesn't really fit his character*.
Akkiko walked back over to them. "What happened to Weevil?" Kat asked.
Akkiko smiled. "He has a new hair-cut." She slowly took a few bullets out of her pouch and began reloading her gun-thingy *whatever, I am not an army commando! Get Meg!*
Akkiko looked around when she was finished. "Where's Seto?" she said in a slightly pathetic voice.
~interruption~
Akkiko: I am NOT pathetic! I demand you rewrite that!
KatChild_17: Oh, relax. It's not like this is actually YOU!
Akkiko: {growls} I'll dress you in pink!
KatChild_17: {blanches} YOU WOULDN'T!
Akkiko: {holds up pink miniskirt and baby tee} Oh, I would! Come here Katsup!
KatChild_17: Ooh . . . miniskirt.
Akkiko: {sighs, drops miniskirt and pulls out long skirt with pink lace and ruffles} How about now?
KatChild_17: AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Lily_among_the_thorns_89: I ask again-why do I hang out with you idiots?
Both: Because we're insane!
Akkiko: Now WEAR IT! Or change the line!
KatChild_17: Oh, go jump over a cliff, you demon!
Akkiko: {growls} You've already made me jump into a river, thank you!
KatChild_17: Actually, I think Brad pushed you in.
Akkiko: {growls} OH, DAMN YOU! No, wait-damn Brad! Wait, no again-damn Meg! {Meg is on the ground, fawning over picture of Johnny Depp}
Lily_among_the_thorns_89: My Johnny . . .
~end interruption~
Kat shrugged. "Don't know, don't care."
Akkiko blanched. "You don't like SETO??"
"Not remotely." Kat innocently took a sip of punch.
Akkiko stared and horns sprouted on her forehead. "Blasphemy!" She pulled a paper fan from her sleeve, but before she could start hitting Kat with it, Bakura stopped her.
"I would appreciate it if you didn't bruise my date," he said in a cold voice. Akkiko sweatdropped. That voice was so NOT the regular, innocent, weak Bakura. It was-
"You're a fellow demon!" Akkiko grinned and hugged Bakura, and then skipped off. He was left staring.
Everyone sweatdropped. Kat rolled her eyes. "Someone tell me why I'm at this dance again?"
Meg grinned at her. "So we can cause mass mayhem."
The two looked at each other for a moment and grinned. "There's people to scar, MAYHEM TO WREAK!!!" They said it together, linking arms and running off into the crowd.
Akkiko wandered back and sweatdropped. "I need to keep a closer eye on those two," she murmured. "I've been a bad influence." She grinned wickedly.
Suddenly Kaiba walked up, an elderly woman who looked disturbingly like him on his arm.
"Seto!" Akkiko said, going all chibi, but seeing the lemon-mouthed woman made her suppress the urge to glomp onto him. "Who's this?"
"This is my great-Aunt Lovey," Kaiba said. He was dressed as a prince, like Bakura.
"Ah . . . and she is here why?"
"She owns the school."
"Oooooh." Akkiko stared. "She looks like you, you know that?" Kaiba blushed and nodded.
Kat and Meg wandered back, grinning. "We just scarred 56 people!" Meg said cheerfully.
"How did you manage that?" Akkiko asked (A/N: her record of scarred people in one day is 21. Meg is constantly trying to beat this)
"We read off our list of Zany Catchphrases!" Kat chuckled. (A/N: Look for this soon)
"Ah . . ." Akkiko said. "That'll work."
Suddenly Meg and Kat noticed great-Aunt Lovey. Their jaws dropped. "KAIBA'S A CROSS-DRESSER!" They hid behind their respective dates.
Akkiko rolled her eyes. "It's his great-aunt, Miss Wall-ditz and Moronic- Dingbat."
Kat and Meg peeked out and sweatdropped, doing a chibi-grin. "Well . . . then that's okay then."
Akkiko grinned. "Whatever . . ." She turned to Kaiba and grinned.
Kaiba paled and backed away. "You're not going all . . . girly on me again, are you?"
Akkiko shrugged. "I've given up on niceties, if you don't like me the way I am, then screw you! I'll go find Zechs . . . maybe I can dress him up in a tutu."
Kat and Meg gaped. "She's turning down a cute guy?" Kat asked. "Well, I don't think he's cute personally, but really-the hell's going on?"
Akkiko was about to walk away when Kaiba grabbed her hand. "Actually, I like that demon-style you have," he said, smiling grimly. "Are you coming?"
Akkiko grinned. "Now that's what I'm talking about!"
Kat and Meg stared as Akkiko went off with Kaiba, leaving them alone with Yugi, Taia, their dates, and the scary female-Kaiba. The woman walked off, screaming at someone, "Hey, you! You're smiling too happily!"
Kat sweatdropped. "Now what?"
Meg grinned. "I suggest we do a dance." She grabbed Joey's hand and led him onto the dance floor. His face had turned very red.
Bakura turned to Kat. "Do you want to dance?"
Kat shrugged. "Whatever . . . I'm not that good at dancing, I warn you." They were about to walk off arm in arm when a cheer rose up from the dance floor.
Kaiba and Akkiko were doing the Tango, rose in teeth (A/N: That was Akkiko's idea-she is having WAY too much fun with this!! Akkiko: I can't breathe!) Seto dipped her, and grabbed the rose from her teeth into his.
Kat stared. "Gag me, please." Even Bakura was shocked. Yugi was sweatdropping. Taia's neckline drooped a little; she was sweatdropping, mouth gaping, eyes wide.
Taia said, "I think they've broken a school rule."
Yugi stared at her. "One? I think they broken FIFTY!!"
Meg laughed. "Hah hah! Akkiko-you call that a Tango?"
Akkiko glared. "Screw off, cereal box." (A/N: Akkiko's nickname for Meg is Meggos, which they say sounds like a cereal. I, personally, think it sounds like waffles-you know, as in Eggos, Meggos? STOP STARING AT ME!)
Meg glared. Her glare, however, went unnoticed. Akkiko was now busying herself with Seto . . . in obvious ways (A/N: I'll let you interpret that in your own ways)
Back to Kat and Bakura! Bakura was currently eyeing Kat . . . or more specifically, the necklace. Kat sighed. She said to Bakura, "You know, you really know how to drop an ego."
Bakura grinned maniacally. "What is that supposed to mean?"
Kat shook her head. "Never mind . . ."
Yugi walked up. "Hey, Kat, would you care dance?" he asked politely.
Bakura glared. "She's MY date, Yugi-screw off!"
Kat glared. "Oh, come on. You're not going to dance with me, anyway." She took Yugi's hand and walked off.
Bakura was left, gaping. He mumbled, "Who says I wasn't?" (A/N: This is going to get cheesy, I just know it)
Off to Meg and Joey! Meg was teaching Joey how to dance. The blond was blushing furiously. Meg, being the Drama Queen that she is, knew all the dance steps.
"It's one-two-three and one-two-three and one-two-three and, Joey! Think of the musical!"
Joey sighed. "I don't watch musicals!"
Meg stared. "Why is everyone I meet culturally incompetent?"
Akkiko and Seto waltzed past. Akkiko yelled, "Not everyone! Do you know the uses of a demon's horn?"
Meg stared. "Um . . . no."
Akkiko rolled her eyes. "I am surrounded by idiots!" she said and waltzed off.
Seto looked at her. "Gee, thanks."
Akkiko blushed. "Not you! You're . . . cool."
Seto smiled. "Thank-you," he said, and bent down to kiss her cheek. (A/N: Akkiko-stop looking at me!)
Yugi and Kat were trying to dance off somewhere else. Kat was completely red. "I cannot dance!" she hissed.
Yugi shrugged. "Neither can I. By the way, you look very nice tonight."
~interruption~
Akkiko: Could you come up with cheesier lines?
Katchild_17: Leave me alone!
Lily_Among_the_thorns_89: Tell me again why you have two guys that like you?
Katchild_17: SCREW OFF!
Lily_Among_the_thorns_89: No, seriously-why?
Katchild_17: (blushes) Because I want to.
Akkiko: Can we bring Zechs in yet?
Katchild_17 and Lily_Among_the_thorns_89: (cover Akkiko's mouth) DON'T GIVE IT AWAY, YOU STUPID DEMON!
Meg: (whispering) And don't say his name too loudly-you may bring him here!
Zechs: What's up, ladies?
Meg and Kat: Shit.
~end interruption~
Kat blushed. "Thanks. . ." she said, and tried to move her feet in the right directions. "I suck at this."
~in Yugi's head~
Yugi: Yami-stop trying to take over!
Yami: But I want to dance!
Yugi: She's your frickin' sister!
Yami: Was. She WAS my frickin' sister!
Yugi: Whatever!
Akkiko: {pops in} Will you guys stop fighting over Kat! {Vanishes}
{Yugi and Yami stare}
Yugi: How did she get in here?
Yami: I have no idea, but that severely freaked me out.
Akkiko {appears again} Thank-you! Oh, and by the way, I can appear in anyone's mind! {Vanishes again}
Yugi and Yami= o_o*
~out of Yugi's head~
Suddenly the Millennium Puzzle shone and Kat was dancing with Yami. "Um . . . okay . . ." she said. "Why are you here?'
Akkiko was now dancing the polka. As she went past Kat, she said, "Oh, very smooth. You're dancing with a pharaoh, you wall-ditz!"
Kat glowered. "Like you could do better, you demon!"
Akkiko shrugged. "At least I'm not dancing with my former brother!" She polkaed (A/N: Is that a word?) off.
Kat sighed. "Why me?" she murmured to herself. "Why is it always me?"
Meg went by. "Because we LOVE YOU! And why are you dancing with your *BEEP*in' brother?" she demanded and waltzed off. Joey was actually quite good . . . once he had been trained (A/N: very cheesy humour there, bite me!)
Yami sighed. "They're never going to let us live this down, are they?"
Suddenly someone tapped Yami on the shoulder. "May I cut in?" said a familiar *evil* voice.
Kat looked over Yami's shoulder and blanched. "Oh, Bakura-where have you been . . . Why couldn't you have stayed there . . . ?" The last part she said under her breath.
Bakura smiled. "That doesn't matter now, does it, Kat, darling?"
Kat stared. "Did you just call me darling?"
Yami turned and also stared. "Did you just call her darling?" he repeated.
Both Meg and Akkiko danced by with their partners. "Yes, he did!" they said together.
Kat stared. "That was disturbing."
Yami nodded. "Agreed."
"YES WE ARE!" Meg and Akkiko shouted from the other side of the gym.
Kat looked back at Bakura; he was . . . looking at her again. "Okay, I have to ask this: are you going to eat me?" she asked. "Because you got this . . . look in your eyes . . . so are you going to eat me?"
Bakura smiled grimly. "Of course not," he said.
Kat sweatdropped. "Why are you smiling like that? It's creepy."
Suddenly the earth . . . moved? Akkiko stared. "Don't even look at me! The last earthquake that occurred in a gym was me! This isn't! And that one time, I was only trying to hurt that stupid baka of a guy." She pointed to a dark corner where a figure loomed.
The others stared. "Who's that?"
Akkiko sighed. "Meg, Kat," she said calmly. "Do you remember . . . Tyler?"
They stared at each other. "NOT HIM!" The figure stepped out of the shadows. He had long silvery hair, green eyes, and was perfect in every way . . . according to Akkiko's standards.
Kat sweatdropped. "Oh no."
Akkiko sighed. "Oh yes."
Tristan stared; he had finally stopped chasing the cross dresser. "He looks like your type of guy . . . why do you hate him?"
Akkiko sighed. "You'll know."
The boy opened his mouth to speak. Kat, Meg and Akkiko all clapped their hands over their ears. "Hi, my name is Tyler!" he spoke in a very cheery, squeaky voice. (A/N: Just to let you know-I am NOT coming up with this-it's all Akkiko! Akkiko: {sighs} Oh, sure, blame it all on the demonic one who can't defend herself. Kat: How many times do I have to tell you-get OUT of my Author's note!)
Everyone in the gym clapped their hands over their ears. Kat, Meg and Akkiko looked at each other knowingly. "Some people just ask the stupidest questions."
Joey did an anime fall. "How is it humanly possible for someone to have a voice like that?"
Akkiko grinned. "What until you've met Relena!"
Taia stared. "Who's that?"
Akkiko brought out a recorder. She yelled at Tyler, "SHUT UP!" and clicked a button. One word came out: "HHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRROOOOOOOO!!!" Akkiko clicked another button. Everyone stuffed cotton in their ears. Taia fell on her back, little squiggles for eyes.
Kat suddenly grinned. "I have no idea why I thought of this, but I have a sneaking suspicion that you'll all get to meet Relena. *wink, wink, nudge, nudge* I wonder where that thought came from."
Akkiko smacked her head. "You're wearing the Millennium Necklace, you ding- bat! It's probably a flash of the future!"
Meg slapped Akkiko on the head. "Stop giving away the plot!" Akkiko smacked Meg back, and walked over to Tyler. Taking him by one ear, she led him outside the gym. The dance continued.
Bakura turned to Kat and Yami. "Now, where were we?" he said.
Yami stepped in front of Kat protectively. "I know that you are the Spirit of the Millennium Ring," he said. "Leave my . . . former-sister alone."
Kat put a hand on Yami's shoulder. "Relax, Yami-really, I don't mind dancing with an insane spirit. Besides that, I'm packing."
Yami stared. "You have a knife?"
Kat rolled her eyes. "Actually, I have several guns," she said.
Yami and Bakura sweatdropped. "Guns?! YOU??!!"
Kat smiled, a mischievous light in her eyes. "Just in case you boys get any . . . ideas." (A/N: Yes, I do have a warped mind) She took Bakura's hand and led him farther out onto the dance floor.
Suddenly *of course* a slow dance started playing.
Kat winced. "Nice," she said to herself.
Meg looked at Joey. They both blushed, and then went into the slow-dance position: Meg's hands were on Joey's shoulders, and his hands were around her waist.
Joey smiled at her. "You look great tonight, Meg. That costume looks awesome on you."
Meg smiled back at him. "Thanks, Joey. You make a cute puppy."
He winced, then shrugged. "Whatever." He blushed again. "Would you . . . mind it if I kissed you?"
Meg raised an eyebrow. "If you're going to kiss me, just do it!"
Joey shrugged again. "'Kay," he said, and leaned forward, brushing her lips.
Akkiko walked back into the gym and located Seto. "Where's Tyler?" he asked.
"Oh, he's . . . around." Akkiko grinned, and then stopped when she heard the music. "Oh no-sappy music! Will . . . drain . . . demon powers!"
Kaiba grinned. "Oh, come on-I've been looking forward to dancing with you some more."
Akkiko looked at him and then grinned. "Okay!" She glomped onto him and they danced . . . sort of.
Bakura looked at Kat; Kat looked at Bakura. She shyly put her hands on his shoulders, biting her lip. 'I have no idea what I'm doing!' she thought furiously.
Suddenly Bakura's voice spoke in her mind. 'Relax; just enjoy the dance.'
Kat stared. "Keep out of my *BEEP*in' mind!" she shrilled (A/N: Yes, Akkiko, I know that is your line)
Bakura smiled. "And what fun would that be?"
Kat looked at him, her face totally expressionless (A/N: When I do the expressionless mask-RUN!). Bakura sweatdropped. "Okay-I got it! Mind is off- limits!"
Kat relaxed again. "Very good. Next lesson: STOP STARING AT ME!"
Bakura shrugged. "Can't really help it . . . you're . . . very beautiful." (A/N: CHEESE!!)
Kat went red; Meg danced by. "Kat has a boyfriend, Kat has a boyfriend!" she sang. Kat glared at her.
Akkiko danced by. "Wow-call the presses! The wall-ditz is actually having a 'romance moment'."
Kat scowled. "When I get-mmff!" She stopped because at that moment Bakura kissed her. (A/N: See, I TOLD you this was going to get cheesy.)
At first, Kat was very stunned, but then she started to . . . enjoy it. When Bakura stopped, she smiled, a little dazed. "Wow," she said. "For an evil spirit, you're an awfully good kisser."
Bakura smiled. "I've had millennia of practice," he said.
Kat raised an eyebrow delicately. "Really?" She looked around. "Can I have a lesson?"
Bakura nodded, and they slipped out of the gym.
~interruption~
Lily_Among_the_thorns_89: OH. MY. GOD!!!!!
Akkiko: Good God, Kat, what are you doing?
Katchild_17: (blushes furiously) I call it letting out my feminine side.
Lily_among_the_thorns_89: OH. MY. GOD!!!
Akkiko: You 'slipped out of the gym' with BAKURA, goddammit!
Katchild_17: I KNOW!
Lily_Among_the_thorns_89: OH. MY. GOD!!!
Katchild_17 and Akkiko= o_o*
Akkiko: Meg, how many times are you going to say that?
Lily_Among_the_thorns_89: At least once more . . . OH. MY. GOD!!!
Akkiko: Okay, now that that's out of her system . . .
Katchild_17: You look like you were going to say more.
Akkiko: Oh, yes-you 'slipped out of the gym' with BAKURA, goddammit! (Trails off, looking at Kat) Katchild_17: (Stares, dumbfounded) I know . . . ?
Akkiko: (looks around, and then whispers into Kat's ear) Can you do the same with me and Seto? Please?
Katchild_17: (looking harassed and a little disturbed) I'm working on it!
~end interruption~
Suddenly there was another shudder coming from outside the gym. Everyone stared.
"Akkiko . . . ?" Meg said. "Was that you?"
Akkiko looked over at her, eyes wide. "Nooo . . ."
Suddenly one of the walls started crumbling. *Three guesses* In the next moment, Zechs, in his Mobile Suit Epion, walked through the wall.
Joey stared and sweatdropped. "Wow . . ." he said. "That's a major costume!"
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! I do not even own Tyler-he was Akkiko's idea! Blame her if you don't like it! I do, however, kind of own great-Aunt Lovey-thought she was slightly Akkiko's idea as well.
Kat: ENOUGH WITH THE VERBAL REPLAYS-LET'S GET TO THE STORY!!
Narrator: EEP!!!
~~~
Kat and Meg entered the gym dressed in their costumes. They were met with many strange and disturbing sights. One involved Tristan trying to talk a girl with a moustache into a dance. He was dressed as Cyber-Commander, presumably after his favourite card.
Duke Devlan was also there, much to the surprise of Kat. Meg, of course, didn't know who he was. He was running past them, screaming "SOMEONE GET THEM AWAY FROM ME!!" After him went a horde of insane fangirls. Some suspiciously looked like the same girls who had been chasing Akkiko in chapter 1.
"Reminds me of Heero and Relena," said a voice behind them.
Kat and Meg jumped and spun around. "AKKIKO!!"
Akkiko grinned at them, one hand on a dagger. "What up?"
Meg stuttered. "What is that around your leg?" She pointed to an ornament- like object, on the side of which was a black box-like weapon.
Akkiko grinned. "That would be my gun!" she said, going all chibi.
Meg and Kat shrieked. "YOU HAVE A GUN???"
Akkiko nodded vigorously and pointed to a pouch on her belt. "And this is where I keep my extra ammunition!" She ran off, screaming something to the equivalent of, "Hey, You! Want to see the effects of a Magnum .44?"
The person who she was yelling at, who had blue hair cut like a mushroom and buggy glasses, whimpered and ran away.
Kat sweatdropped. "Was that who I think it was?" she asked.
Meg smiled. "Well I don't know who anyone is in this world, so I wouldn't be able to tell you." She grinned and walked over to Joey, who ironically was dressed in a dog outfit.
He was blushing. "I can believe Taia made me wear this," he mumbled.
"Where is Taia?" Kat asked, looking around.
"Right here!" The three turned to see Taia, Yugi and Bakura walking towards them (Tristan was still trying to get a dance out of the cross dresser). Taia was dressed as a fairy *of course*, Yugi as an Egyptian pharaoh *of course*, and Bakura was dressed as Prince Charming *which doesn't really fit his character*.
Akkiko walked back over to them. "What happened to Weevil?" Kat asked.
Akkiko smiled. "He has a new hair-cut." She slowly took a few bullets out of her pouch and began reloading her gun-thingy *whatever, I am not an army commando! Get Meg!*
Akkiko looked around when she was finished. "Where's Seto?" she said in a slightly pathetic voice.
~interruption~
Akkiko: I am NOT pathetic! I demand you rewrite that!
KatChild_17: Oh, relax. It's not like this is actually YOU!
Akkiko: {growls} I'll dress you in pink!
KatChild_17: {blanches} YOU WOULDN'T!
Akkiko: {holds up pink miniskirt and baby tee} Oh, I would! Come here Katsup!
KatChild_17: Ooh . . . miniskirt.
Akkiko: {sighs, drops miniskirt and pulls out long skirt with pink lace and ruffles} How about now?
KatChild_17: AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Lily_among_the_thorns_89: I ask again-why do I hang out with you idiots?
Both: Because we're insane!
Akkiko: Now WEAR IT! Or change the line!
KatChild_17: Oh, go jump over a cliff, you demon!
Akkiko: {growls} You've already made me jump into a river, thank you!
KatChild_17: Actually, I think Brad pushed you in.
Akkiko: {growls} OH, DAMN YOU! No, wait-damn Brad! Wait, no again-damn Meg! {Meg is on the ground, fawning over picture of Johnny Depp}
Lily_among_the_thorns_89: My Johnny . . .
~end interruption~
Kat shrugged. "Don't know, don't care."
Akkiko blanched. "You don't like SETO??"
"Not remotely." Kat innocently took a sip of punch.
Akkiko stared and horns sprouted on her forehead. "Blasphemy!" She pulled a paper fan from her sleeve, but before she could start hitting Kat with it, Bakura stopped her.
"I would appreciate it if you didn't bruise my date," he said in a cold voice. Akkiko sweatdropped. That voice was so NOT the regular, innocent, weak Bakura. It was-
"You're a fellow demon!" Akkiko grinned and hugged Bakura, and then skipped off. He was left staring.
Everyone sweatdropped. Kat rolled her eyes. "Someone tell me why I'm at this dance again?"
Meg grinned at her. "So we can cause mass mayhem."
The two looked at each other for a moment and grinned. "There's people to scar, MAYHEM TO WREAK!!!" They said it together, linking arms and running off into the crowd.
Akkiko wandered back and sweatdropped. "I need to keep a closer eye on those two," she murmured. "I've been a bad influence." She grinned wickedly.
Suddenly Kaiba walked up, an elderly woman who looked disturbingly like him on his arm.
"Seto!" Akkiko said, going all chibi, but seeing the lemon-mouthed woman made her suppress the urge to glomp onto him. "Who's this?"
"This is my great-Aunt Lovey," Kaiba said. He was dressed as a prince, like Bakura.
"Ah . . . and she is here why?"
"She owns the school."
"Oooooh." Akkiko stared. "She looks like you, you know that?" Kaiba blushed and nodded.
Kat and Meg wandered back, grinning. "We just scarred 56 people!" Meg said cheerfully.
"How did you manage that?" Akkiko asked (A/N: her record of scarred people in one day is 21. Meg is constantly trying to beat this)
"We read off our list of Zany Catchphrases!" Kat chuckled. (A/N: Look for this soon)
"Ah . . ." Akkiko said. "That'll work."
Suddenly Meg and Kat noticed great-Aunt Lovey. Their jaws dropped. "KAIBA'S A CROSS-DRESSER!" They hid behind their respective dates.
Akkiko rolled her eyes. "It's his great-aunt, Miss Wall-ditz and Moronic- Dingbat."
Kat and Meg peeked out and sweatdropped, doing a chibi-grin. "Well . . . then that's okay then."
Akkiko grinned. "Whatever . . ." She turned to Kaiba and grinned.
Kaiba paled and backed away. "You're not going all . . . girly on me again, are you?"
Akkiko shrugged. "I've given up on niceties, if you don't like me the way I am, then screw you! I'll go find Zechs . . . maybe I can dress him up in a tutu."
Kat and Meg gaped. "She's turning down a cute guy?" Kat asked. "Well, I don't think he's cute personally, but really-the hell's going on?"
Akkiko was about to walk away when Kaiba grabbed her hand. "Actually, I like that demon-style you have," he said, smiling grimly. "Are you coming?"
Akkiko grinned. "Now that's what I'm talking about!"
Kat and Meg stared as Akkiko went off with Kaiba, leaving them alone with Yugi, Taia, their dates, and the scary female-Kaiba. The woman walked off, screaming at someone, "Hey, you! You're smiling too happily!"
Kat sweatdropped. "Now what?"
Meg grinned. "I suggest we do a dance." She grabbed Joey's hand and led him onto the dance floor. His face had turned very red.
Bakura turned to Kat. "Do you want to dance?"
Kat shrugged. "Whatever . . . I'm not that good at dancing, I warn you." They were about to walk off arm in arm when a cheer rose up from the dance floor.
Kaiba and Akkiko were doing the Tango, rose in teeth (A/N: That was Akkiko's idea-she is having WAY too much fun with this!! Akkiko: I can't breathe!) Seto dipped her, and grabbed the rose from her teeth into his.
Kat stared. "Gag me, please." Even Bakura was shocked. Yugi was sweatdropping. Taia's neckline drooped a little; she was sweatdropping, mouth gaping, eyes wide.
Taia said, "I think they've broken a school rule."
Yugi stared at her. "One? I think they broken FIFTY!!"
Meg laughed. "Hah hah! Akkiko-you call that a Tango?"
Akkiko glared. "Screw off, cereal box." (A/N: Akkiko's nickname for Meg is Meggos, which they say sounds like a cereal. I, personally, think it sounds like waffles-you know, as in Eggos, Meggos? STOP STARING AT ME!)
Meg glared. Her glare, however, went unnoticed. Akkiko was now busying herself with Seto . . . in obvious ways (A/N: I'll let you interpret that in your own ways)
Back to Kat and Bakura! Bakura was currently eyeing Kat . . . or more specifically, the necklace. Kat sighed. She said to Bakura, "You know, you really know how to drop an ego."
Bakura grinned maniacally. "What is that supposed to mean?"
Kat shook her head. "Never mind . . ."
Yugi walked up. "Hey, Kat, would you care dance?" he asked politely.
Bakura glared. "She's MY date, Yugi-screw off!"
Kat glared. "Oh, come on. You're not going to dance with me, anyway." She took Yugi's hand and walked off.
Bakura was left, gaping. He mumbled, "Who says I wasn't?" (A/N: This is going to get cheesy, I just know it)
Off to Meg and Joey! Meg was teaching Joey how to dance. The blond was blushing furiously. Meg, being the Drama Queen that she is, knew all the dance steps.
"It's one-two-three and one-two-three and one-two-three and, Joey! Think of the musical!"
Joey sighed. "I don't watch musicals!"
Meg stared. "Why is everyone I meet culturally incompetent?"
Akkiko and Seto waltzed past. Akkiko yelled, "Not everyone! Do you know the uses of a demon's horn?"
Meg stared. "Um . . . no."
Akkiko rolled her eyes. "I am surrounded by idiots!" she said and waltzed off.
Seto looked at her. "Gee, thanks."
Akkiko blushed. "Not you! You're . . . cool."
Seto smiled. "Thank-you," he said, and bent down to kiss her cheek. (A/N: Akkiko-stop looking at me!)
Yugi and Kat were trying to dance off somewhere else. Kat was completely red. "I cannot dance!" she hissed.
Yugi shrugged. "Neither can I. By the way, you look very nice tonight."
~interruption~
Akkiko: Could you come up with cheesier lines?
Katchild_17: Leave me alone!
Lily_Among_the_thorns_89: Tell me again why you have two guys that like you?
Katchild_17: SCREW OFF!
Lily_Among_the_thorns_89: No, seriously-why?
Katchild_17: (blushes) Because I want to.
Akkiko: Can we bring Zechs in yet?
Katchild_17 and Lily_Among_the_thorns_89: (cover Akkiko's mouth) DON'T GIVE IT AWAY, YOU STUPID DEMON!
Meg: (whispering) And don't say his name too loudly-you may bring him here!
Zechs: What's up, ladies?
Meg and Kat: Shit.
~end interruption~
Kat blushed. "Thanks. . ." she said, and tried to move her feet in the right directions. "I suck at this."
~in Yugi's head~
Yugi: Yami-stop trying to take over!
Yami: But I want to dance!
Yugi: She's your frickin' sister!
Yami: Was. She WAS my frickin' sister!
Yugi: Whatever!
Akkiko: {pops in} Will you guys stop fighting over Kat! {Vanishes}
{Yugi and Yami stare}
Yugi: How did she get in here?
Yami: I have no idea, but that severely freaked me out.
Akkiko {appears again} Thank-you! Oh, and by the way, I can appear in anyone's mind! {Vanishes again}
Yugi and Yami= o_o*
~out of Yugi's head~
Suddenly the Millennium Puzzle shone and Kat was dancing with Yami. "Um . . . okay . . ." she said. "Why are you here?'
Akkiko was now dancing the polka. As she went past Kat, she said, "Oh, very smooth. You're dancing with a pharaoh, you wall-ditz!"
Kat glowered. "Like you could do better, you demon!"
Akkiko shrugged. "At least I'm not dancing with my former brother!" She polkaed (A/N: Is that a word?) off.
Kat sighed. "Why me?" she murmured to herself. "Why is it always me?"
Meg went by. "Because we LOVE YOU! And why are you dancing with your *BEEP*in' brother?" she demanded and waltzed off. Joey was actually quite good . . . once he had been trained (A/N: very cheesy humour there, bite me!)
Yami sighed. "They're never going to let us live this down, are they?"
Suddenly someone tapped Yami on the shoulder. "May I cut in?" said a familiar *evil* voice.
Kat looked over Yami's shoulder and blanched. "Oh, Bakura-where have you been . . . Why couldn't you have stayed there . . . ?" The last part she said under her breath.
Bakura smiled. "That doesn't matter now, does it, Kat, darling?"
Kat stared. "Did you just call me darling?"
Yami turned and also stared. "Did you just call her darling?" he repeated.
Both Meg and Akkiko danced by with their partners. "Yes, he did!" they said together.
Kat stared. "That was disturbing."
Yami nodded. "Agreed."
"YES WE ARE!" Meg and Akkiko shouted from the other side of the gym.
Kat looked back at Bakura; he was . . . looking at her again. "Okay, I have to ask this: are you going to eat me?" she asked. "Because you got this . . . look in your eyes . . . so are you going to eat me?"
Bakura smiled grimly. "Of course not," he said.
Kat sweatdropped. "Why are you smiling like that? It's creepy."
Suddenly the earth . . . moved? Akkiko stared. "Don't even look at me! The last earthquake that occurred in a gym was me! This isn't! And that one time, I was only trying to hurt that stupid baka of a guy." She pointed to a dark corner where a figure loomed.
The others stared. "Who's that?"
Akkiko sighed. "Meg, Kat," she said calmly. "Do you remember . . . Tyler?"
They stared at each other. "NOT HIM!" The figure stepped out of the shadows. He had long silvery hair, green eyes, and was perfect in every way . . . according to Akkiko's standards.
Kat sweatdropped. "Oh no."
Akkiko sighed. "Oh yes."
Tristan stared; he had finally stopped chasing the cross dresser. "He looks like your type of guy . . . why do you hate him?"
Akkiko sighed. "You'll know."
The boy opened his mouth to speak. Kat, Meg and Akkiko all clapped their hands over their ears. "Hi, my name is Tyler!" he spoke in a very cheery, squeaky voice. (A/N: Just to let you know-I am NOT coming up with this-it's all Akkiko! Akkiko: {sighs} Oh, sure, blame it all on the demonic one who can't defend herself. Kat: How many times do I have to tell you-get OUT of my Author's note!)
Everyone in the gym clapped their hands over their ears. Kat, Meg and Akkiko looked at each other knowingly. "Some people just ask the stupidest questions."
Joey did an anime fall. "How is it humanly possible for someone to have a voice like that?"
Akkiko grinned. "What until you've met Relena!"
Taia stared. "Who's that?"
Akkiko brought out a recorder. She yelled at Tyler, "SHUT UP!" and clicked a button. One word came out: "HHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRROOOOOOOO!!!" Akkiko clicked another button. Everyone stuffed cotton in their ears. Taia fell on her back, little squiggles for eyes.
Kat suddenly grinned. "I have no idea why I thought of this, but I have a sneaking suspicion that you'll all get to meet Relena. *wink, wink, nudge, nudge* I wonder where that thought came from."
Akkiko smacked her head. "You're wearing the Millennium Necklace, you ding- bat! It's probably a flash of the future!"
Meg slapped Akkiko on the head. "Stop giving away the plot!" Akkiko smacked Meg back, and walked over to Tyler. Taking him by one ear, she led him outside the gym. The dance continued.
Bakura turned to Kat and Yami. "Now, where were we?" he said.
Yami stepped in front of Kat protectively. "I know that you are the Spirit of the Millennium Ring," he said. "Leave my . . . former-sister alone."
Kat put a hand on Yami's shoulder. "Relax, Yami-really, I don't mind dancing with an insane spirit. Besides that, I'm packing."
Yami stared. "You have a knife?"
Kat rolled her eyes. "Actually, I have several guns," she said.
Yami and Bakura sweatdropped. "Guns?! YOU??!!"
Kat smiled, a mischievous light in her eyes. "Just in case you boys get any . . . ideas." (A/N: Yes, I do have a warped mind) She took Bakura's hand and led him farther out onto the dance floor.
Suddenly *of course* a slow dance started playing.
Kat winced. "Nice," she said to herself.
Meg looked at Joey. They both blushed, and then went into the slow-dance position: Meg's hands were on Joey's shoulders, and his hands were around her waist.
Joey smiled at her. "You look great tonight, Meg. That costume looks awesome on you."
Meg smiled back at him. "Thanks, Joey. You make a cute puppy."
He winced, then shrugged. "Whatever." He blushed again. "Would you . . . mind it if I kissed you?"
Meg raised an eyebrow. "If you're going to kiss me, just do it!"
Joey shrugged again. "'Kay," he said, and leaned forward, brushing her lips.
Akkiko walked back into the gym and located Seto. "Where's Tyler?" he asked.
"Oh, he's . . . around." Akkiko grinned, and then stopped when she heard the music. "Oh no-sappy music! Will . . . drain . . . demon powers!"
Kaiba grinned. "Oh, come on-I've been looking forward to dancing with you some more."
Akkiko looked at him and then grinned. "Okay!" She glomped onto him and they danced . . . sort of.
Bakura looked at Kat; Kat looked at Bakura. She shyly put her hands on his shoulders, biting her lip. 'I have no idea what I'm doing!' she thought furiously.
Suddenly Bakura's voice spoke in her mind. 'Relax; just enjoy the dance.'
Kat stared. "Keep out of my *BEEP*in' mind!" she shrilled (A/N: Yes, Akkiko, I know that is your line)
Bakura smiled. "And what fun would that be?"
Kat looked at him, her face totally expressionless (A/N: When I do the expressionless mask-RUN!). Bakura sweatdropped. "Okay-I got it! Mind is off- limits!"
Kat relaxed again. "Very good. Next lesson: STOP STARING AT ME!"
Bakura shrugged. "Can't really help it . . . you're . . . very beautiful." (A/N: CHEESE!!)
Kat went red; Meg danced by. "Kat has a boyfriend, Kat has a boyfriend!" she sang. Kat glared at her.
Akkiko danced by. "Wow-call the presses! The wall-ditz is actually having a 'romance moment'."
Kat scowled. "When I get-mmff!" She stopped because at that moment Bakura kissed her. (A/N: See, I TOLD you this was going to get cheesy.)
At first, Kat was very stunned, but then she started to . . . enjoy it. When Bakura stopped, she smiled, a little dazed. "Wow," she said. "For an evil spirit, you're an awfully good kisser."
Bakura smiled. "I've had millennia of practice," he said.
Kat raised an eyebrow delicately. "Really?" She looked around. "Can I have a lesson?"
Bakura nodded, and they slipped out of the gym.
~interruption~
Lily_Among_the_thorns_89: OH. MY. GOD!!!!!
Akkiko: Good God, Kat, what are you doing?
Katchild_17: (blushes furiously) I call it letting out my feminine side.
Lily_among_the_thorns_89: OH. MY. GOD!!!
Akkiko: You 'slipped out of the gym' with BAKURA, goddammit!
Katchild_17: I KNOW!
Lily_Among_the_thorns_89: OH. MY. GOD!!!
Katchild_17 and Akkiko= o_o*
Akkiko: Meg, how many times are you going to say that?
Lily_Among_the_thorns_89: At least once more . . . OH. MY. GOD!!!
Akkiko: Okay, now that that's out of her system . . .
Katchild_17: You look like you were going to say more.
Akkiko: Oh, yes-you 'slipped out of the gym' with BAKURA, goddammit! (Trails off, looking at Kat) Katchild_17: (Stares, dumbfounded) I know . . . ?
Akkiko: (looks around, and then whispers into Kat's ear) Can you do the same with me and Seto? Please?
Katchild_17: (looking harassed and a little disturbed) I'm working on it!
~end interruption~
Suddenly there was another shudder coming from outside the gym. Everyone stared.
"Akkiko . . . ?" Meg said. "Was that you?"
Akkiko looked over at her, eyes wide. "Nooo . . ."
Suddenly one of the walls started crumbling. *Three guesses* In the next moment, Zechs, in his Mobile Suit Epion, walked through the wall.
Joey stared and sweatdropped. "Wow . . ." he said. "That's a major costume!"
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! I do not even own Tyler-he was Akkiko's idea! Blame her if you don't like it! I do, however, kind of own great-Aunt Lovey-thought she was slightly Akkiko's idea as well.