(A/N: WAAAH!! This is the last chapter of Yu-Gi-Oh! I'm sooo sad-I was
getting so depressed writing this, knowing this would be the end! Oh well!
The road goes ever on, and the next world we go to is just as interesting!
I already have three-scratch that, four-chapters of it! BWAHAHA!! Keep
reading!!)
Okay, I'm doing recaps now; this is what happened last chapter: the dance had started, and everyone was having a . . . tolerable time. Akkiko and Seto were dancing, as were Joey and Meg, and Kat and Bakura had 'slipped out of the gym' . . . I'll let you interpret that in your own ways. Now, for a flashback:
Suddenly one of the walls started crumbling. *Three guesses* In the next moment, Zechs, in his Mobile Suit Epion, walked through the wall.
"Wow," Joey said. "That's one major costume!"
Zechs pointed his buster rifle at him. "Shut up, doggy, or else I may have to exercise my trigger finger."
Joey gulped and shut up rather quickly . . . gee, I wonder why.
Meg and Akkiko looked at each other sideways and scurried out the back entrance.
"WHAT THE *BEEP* DO WE DO??" Meg screamed, totally freaking out.
Akkiko, of course, was calm. "Her mind isn't there," she said under her breath. "Meg, would you RELAX!!"
Meg stopped. "Where's Kat?"
Akkiko sweatdropped. "Haven't you read the last chapter, you dingbat? She and Bakura are making out."
Meg stared. "WHAT??"
Akkiko sighed. "She and Bakura are-"
Meg suddenly charged off. "Where the HELL is she? I am going to KILL her!"
Akkiko grabbed the back of Meg's dress-thing and stopped her. "What are you, her MOTHER??"
Meg stopped. "No, I am her best friend, and I will not stand around and let her make a fool of herself."
"She's probably behind some bushes or something. It's not like she's doing it in the middle of the dance floor. What's the problem?"
Meg gaped. "You are very strange, little demon."
Akkiko sprouted horns on her forehead. "I am not 'little'!" She started chasing Meg around the schoolyard.
In the gym, Zechs had come out of his MS, and was over by the punch bowl, surveying the crowds, looking for those two chicks that had skipped his class.
He grabbed the goofy blond-haired guy who had commented on his Suit. "Hey, you. Do you know where two girls called Meg and Kat are?"
Joey gulped. "I-I-I-"
Zechs pulled out his gun. "Answer me now, or I put a hole through your head."
Joey started sweating. On one hand, he could betray his date, but at least his brain wouldn't be all over the place.
~In Joey's head~
Little voice: You don't have a brain!
Joey: Akkiko?! Get the Hell out of my head!
Little Voice: No . . . I don't want to.
Joey: Screw you!
Little Voice: Right back at you, hotstuff.
Joey= O_o*
Little Voice: Ha hah-scarred you for life.
Another Little Voice: Back off-he's MY date!
Joey and Little Voice: MEG?!
Another Little Voice: Hello . . . you know, I didn't know I could enter people's thoughts.
Little Voice and Little Voice 3: Its demon powers you dipwad!
Joey: Okay, now Kat's in my head . . . I need to lay off the punch.
Little Voice: Someone spiked the punch!
Others: WHAT?!
Little Voice: Sorry, the moment called for it.
~out of Joey's head~
Joey shook his head. That had been weird. Okay, so on one hand . . .
Meanwhile, Yugi, Taia, Tristan and Seto were all looking for the girls.
"How can three girls get lost in one fricking school?" Tristan asked as they walked through the grounds.
Suddenly Meg and Akkiko ran by. Akkiko had picked up an axe somewhere and was screaming "I WILL HAVE BLOOD!" Meg was just . . . screaming.
Taia looked after them calmly. "Found 'em."
The others stared at her. Yugi said, "You seem a little calm for someone who has just seen a half-demon run by with an axe!"
Taia shrugged. "I'm used to it by now . . . I don't know, maybe it's because I'm a girl."
Meg and Akkiko ran by again, this time she was screaming, "YOU WILL DIE BY ZELL'S KETCHUP!!"
Taia sweatdropped. "Okay . . . maybe not."
Yugi looked around. "Okay, well, that's two girls. Where's Kat?"
Kat and Bakura had just re-entered the gym. Kat's dress was a little rumpled, but she had a self-satisfied grin on her face. Bakura was looking a little *bewildered*.
When Kat saw Zechs's MS standing in the wall, as well as Zechs himself holding a gun to Joey's head, she abruptly turned around, grabbing the front of Bakura's costume and dragging him along. She said calmly, "Well, we're screwed now."
Bakura gave her a sideways grin. "Want to go back to the bushes?"
Kat raised her eyebrow. "You're disgusting."
Bakura shrugged. "Hey, I'm evil, remember? I don't care about manners."
Kat rolled her eyes. "Right, my bad."
Suddenly Meg and Akkiko ran in front of them, Akkiko swinging an axe. "DIE!" Akkiko screamed. "DIE DIE DIE!!"
Meg shrieked. "I'm not dead yet. Stop that!"
Akkiko grinned. "But you will be soon!"
Suddenly Meg caught sight of Kat and Bakura. She stopped in her tracks, causing Akkiko to slide to stop behind her.
"Aww . . . it's no fun if don't you run!" Akkiko dropped the axe, which clattered to the ground for anyone to find.
Meg walked up to Kat. "Where the HELL have you been?"
Kat sweatdropped. "Oh . . . my . . . god . . . You sound like my mother."
Meg continued, heedless of anything Kat said. Suddenly there was a scream from the other side of the courtyard. "Hey, Weevil, I got a new gun!" Weevil ran past screaming, his hair with more holes in it than Swiss cheese.
Akkiko chased after him, a very, very large gun in her hands. In fact, it was so big that it had to be slung over her shoulder
~interruption~
Lily_among_the_thorns_89: Why are you giving her GUNS??!!
Katchild_17: Adds to plot, dingbat.
Akkiko: Can we continue?
~end~
Meg blanched. "That's not a gun-that's a bazooka! Akkiko! It's facing the wrong way!"
Meg's warning failed to reach Akkiko's ears. She fired, and, of course, the blast went behind her, going over our beloved hero's heads. Oh, wait-did I say 'over'? I meant skim; it skimmed over their heads, taking some of Meg's hair with it.
Akkiko looked at Meg. "Shietzer."
Meg went into demon-mode. "You . . . die . . ."
Meg chased after Akkiko, who ran away screaming. Ironically, they went back into the gym, where Zechs was still threatening Joey.
When Zechs saw Meg, he lowered his gun. "I'll kill you later, kid," he said to Joey and stalked off after the two girls.
Kat foresaw him coming, and ran away, screaming, "HE'S GONNA EAT ME!!"
Akkiko ran past, screaming, "I wouldn't eat you! You have too much cholesterol!"
Meg ran after her. "And besides, humans don't taste good!"
Kat glared over at them from where she was hiding up a tree. "I wasn't referring to you."
Akkiko ran past once more. "I know, but still, eating humans is just too much cholesterol-I personally like to watch my figure."
Meg ran after her, snorting, "Figure? What figure?"
Akkiko turned back to her, red eyes gleaming, her ears suddenly pointy. "Do NOT-mock-the figure!" She lunged at Meg, who abruptly turned and ran away screaming.
Yugi, Taia and Tristan ran up. "How many times do these guys chase each other?" Yugi asked.
Tristan shrugged. "I've lost count."
Meg ran past, yelling. "I think we're at 50!"
Akkiko ran after her with a sword. "No, I think we're around 300!"
Kat smiled. "Actually, its 256!"
Akkiko looked up at her. "Of course, you're the pathetic brainy one."
Kat went demon-mode. "Do NOT call me pathetic!"
Akkiko blanched and ran away.
Kat grinned again. "257!" She raced after Akkiko.
Akkiko blanched. "What did I do?"
Meg grinned wickedly. "You were BORN!"
Akkiko stopped; Kat crashed into her back. "Oh no-the haunted call of my brother!" She ran off screaming.
Kat sighed. "Now I have no one to chase." She turned to Meg who blanched.
"You're not going to do what I think you're going to do, are you?"
Kat grinned wolfishly. "What do you think?"
Meg ran off, screaming, "HELP ME!!!"
Yugi, Taia and the others sweatdropped. "So, what do we do about that insane person with the really big robot suit?" Tristan asked.
"His name is Zechs," Akkiko said, walking around in a black cape. "And that 'giant robot' is a mobile suit. Get it right!"
Tristan hunched behind Taia. "Sorry . . ."
Taia stared at her. "Why are you in the cloak?"
Akkiko blanched and huddled in her cloak. "I'm wearing it just in case my brother comes around-the horror!" She curled up on the ground and whimpered. "The horror . . ."
Kaiba settled down beside her. "Don't worry, if anyone bothers you, I'll take care of them."
Akkiko looked up at him, stars in her eyes. "Really?"
Seto's mouth quirked. "Sure. I don't like people annoying my dates."
Akkiko's eyebrow went up. "You mean I'm not the first?"
Seto sweatdropped a little. "What?"
Akkiko leaned towards him, her eyes vertical black slits. "Am I your first girlfriend or not?"
Seto sweatdropped even more. "Um . . ."
"GUYS!! HALP!!" Kat's scream made Kaiba sigh with relief.
"Oh, that's one of your friends!" He said. "We'd better go and save her!"
He got up and ran off. Akkiko sighed. "Yeah . . . right. I'll corner you later." She growled and ran after him. The rest of the gang followed.
They came on *once again* a very disturbing sight. Akkiko sighed. "God, how many of these are we going to see?" she muttered.
"At least 128 in the next two weeks!" Kat screamed from where she was dangling.
*Ahem, I suppose I should tell you what's happening*
Zechs had gotten back into his MS and had grabbed Kat around her feet *how he accomplished this, you can come up with by yourself* Now Kat's body from her ankles up was dangling upside-down. In Epion's other hand was a buster rifle, aimed at Kat's head.
"Shietzer!" Akkiko yelled. "Zechs, are you trying to kill her?"
"Uh . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Yeah." Zech's voice blared through the air over the intercom.
"Did you even need to ask that question?" Meg screamed. She was tied up and on her belly in the dirt.
"Zechs! PLEASE let Kat go!" Akkiko yelled. Everyone sweatdropped.
"Okay . . . she's being polite," Taia said. "That's creepy."
Meg tried to wriggle closer. "That is NOT a good sign!"
"Why not?" Yugi asked.
"Because, first she's polite, and then if that doesn't work . . ."
"I will not let her go." Zech's voice blared out again. "Because . . . Ah, hell, because I FEEL like it!"
Everyone sweatdropped again. Meg squealed and started wriggling away. Everyone turned to Akkiko. There were walls of flame behind her. Horns sprouted on her forehead, and her eyes became cat-like. She sprouted a tail and bat-wings.
"Okay . . ." She said. "I TRY to be polite and you *BEEP*in' people just don't take it. So . . . . . . . . . I'll have to do things MY way! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" She flew towards Epion in a dramatic Superman pose.
Kat sweatdropped. 'Yep, I'm screwed,' she thought.
Akkiko's voice blared into her mind. "I HEARD THAT!"
Kat sighed. "Why do all my friends read my *BEEP*in mind?"
Meg . . . tried to sit up. "Because we love you!" she yelled.
Kat sighed. "Right . . ."
Akkiko stopped flying in her Superman position. "I do not love," she said, in a sinisterly disturbing way. "I will never love. Bwahahaha!" She continued flying towards Epion.
Zechs sweatdropped. "Um . . . okay." He directed his buster rifle to lock onto the little miniscule speck that flying towards him. He fired. "Demon- kabob anyone?"
The yellow beam flew straight towards Akkiko.
Seto yelled, "Akkiko! Look out!" *So cheesy, I know*
Yugi cupped his hands around his mouth. "Don't let it hit-" Too late. The beam had reached Akkiko. She stuck out her hand, palm out. The beam hit her hand, and, surprisingly, was deflected off.
Yugi sweatdropped. "Never mind!"
Akkiko stared at Zechs, eyes wide. "Was that supposed to do something to me?"
Zechs sweatdropped. "It's supposed to annihilate you, you stupid demon!" He started to go into a Mobile-Suit Tantrum, which means that Epion's feet were now jumping up and down on the floor.
Kat was left swinging from the suits' hand. "Stop it! You're giving me a migraine."
Miraculously, Zechs listened to her. "Can she always deflect laser beams?" he asked.
Kat grinned. "Oh, yeah. You should see her with nuclear weapons!"
Meg suddenly stood up *her bonds were mysteriously gone* "Um, guys? Doesn't the deflected beam usually go back to its source?"
Everyone sweatdropped. "Um . . ."
Kat looked in front of them *upside down, of course* "Eep!" she said and took hold of one of Epion's metal fingers. She pulled really hard and the finger came off. She dropped to the ground and . . . um, hid behind the finger.
Yugi sweatdropped. "Um . . . Is she even human?"
Bakura smiled. "That's one heck of a girl that I like!"
Everyone stared at him. "What?"
Bakura shrugged. "I like her. What? Is there a problem with that?"
Joey pretended to look thoughtful. "Let's see: having a sadistic crazed homicidal spirit like you-YEAH that's a problem!" He smacked his forehead.
Akkiko smiled. "Um . . . you guys?"
Everyone looked at her. "Yeah?"
"You right want to move." Everyone stared at her. "Why?"
"Oh, because there's a big shiny beam of destruction heading your way."
The others gulped. "Outta my way!!!!" They all dived for cover behind various trees and bushes and . . . um . . . . stuff. Kat was hiding behind her finger, and Zechs was, for the most part, unprotected.
~interruption~
Akkiko: If you kill Zechs, I will NEVER forgive you!
Katchild_17: {Kicks Akkiko off the screen} We're almost at the climax! Screw off!
Lily_among_the_thorns_89: Um, did you HAVE to have an interruption at this point! Get back to the story, Miss Author, or I will KILL!
Katchild_17: Um . . . {Types furiously as Meg stands over her holding an axe}
~end interruption~
KABLAMMO!!!!!
The beam of energy hit Epion right in the chest. Suddenly a big swirly vortex appeared. Erikson suddenly appeared. "Okay, here's the gate to the next world, folkies!"
Kat sweatdropped. "Where the Hell did you come from?"
Erikson grinned at her. "From the Great Beyond."
"My ass!" Akkiko put in.
"That's not what I meant," Kat said. "I mean, where did you come from to have me imagine you in the first place?"
Erikson shrugged. "I am just the little guy you always hate," he said. "And you always kick my ass, and remember that time . . ." He stopped as Kat slapped her hand over his mouth.
"Okay, okay, we don't need to go into any details here," she said.
Akkiko jumped up and down. "Yes we do, yes we do, yes we do."
Kat glared at her. "Later."
Meg walked up. "Where's Zechs?"
"He's been pulled into the vortex," Erikson said. 'You might meet up with him again." *wink, wink, nudge, nudge*
"Akkiko smacked him on the head. "Well, that ruins the story, you dingy!"
Erikson yelled and covered his head with his arms. "Okay, that's it! You broads are on your own!" He shimmered and disappeared.
Meg looked at Akkiko. "Was that really necessary?" She smacked herself on the head. "What am I talking about? Of course it was necessary!"
Akkiko turned to Seto. "Well, I guess we'll have to finish our dance some other time." She handed him a little slip of paper and winked at him. "Here's my phone number!" She grinned and jumped into the vortex. Her head poked back out. "Oh, and one other thing: bye Yami! Bakura! You're hot!" She disappeared.
Meg walked up to Joey. "Thanks for asking me to the dance," she said.
Joey blushed. "Yeah . . . um, no problem."
Meg smiled. "I really hope I'll see you again!"
Kat leaned on Meg's shoulder. "Oh, you will! I have foreseen it!"
Meg grinned. "Well, that's okay then." She turned around and leapt into the vortex, also disappearing.
Kat walked up to Yugi and took off the Necklace. "Here," she said.
Yugi stared at it for a moment; the Millennium Puzzle flashed and Yami looked at her. "But . . . why?" he asked.
She smiled at him a little sadly. "I figure I won't be needing it anymore. So can you hold onto it for me?"
Yami nodded. "Sure thing."
Kat leaned forward and kissed his cheek. "Thanks . . . Brother."
Joey and the rest of the gang looked at them. "Brother?!"
Meg and Akkiko's heads poked out from the vortex. "How come you get to kiss him?"
Kat rolled her eyes and went over to Bakura. "We don't really need anyone to see this," she said, raising her eyebrows at him.
Bakura nodded, and his Millennium Ring flashed once. Suddenly the two of them were in the Shadow Realm. "So . . . am I going to see you again soon?" he asked.
Kat smiled. "I've seen in the Millennium Necklace that we will . . . I think it's pretty accurate." She grabbed his shoulders and pulled him forward.
"Hah ha! You two are really snoggin' it up!"
Bakura and Kat pulled away from each other, vertical blue lines under one eye. "What the HELL are you two doing here?"
Meg and Akkiko grinned at them. "Apparently the inside of the vortex is like the Shadow Realm. Isn't that interesting?"
Kat went demon-mode. "OUT!" Meg and Akkiko suddenly disappeared. She turned back to Bakura. "Where were we?"
He grinned and kissed her again. She pulled away. "Bye!"
"But-" Bakura broke off as Kat ran off.
"Sorry, Bakura!" she called behind her. "But I have a good feeling about the next world we visit!" She kept running, finally catching up with Meg and Akkiko.
"Took you long enough," Akkiko said.
"Sorry," Kat wheezed. "Had to do a romantic ending."
Meg rolled her eyes. "Eew . . . why?"
Kat laughed. "Because it's what the public wants." She waved her hand at the readers. "And what the public wants-it gets!"
~interruption~
Akkiko: You mean what YOU want, you get.
Katchild_17: Shut UP!
Lily_among_the_thorns_89: Yes, shut up {tears in her eyes} Kat, that was such a beautiful ending!
Katchild_17: Yes, well, thankee! Anyways-
~end interruption~
The three of them laughed. Akkiko pointed ahead. "Hey, I think I see a light up ahead!"
"Sweet!" Meg said. "Maybe it's the doorway back to our world!"
Kat smiled knowingly. "Yeah . . . maybe it is."
She ran off after her friends.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! I don't own Meg or Akkiko. I own: myself, the plotline and Erikson . . . unfortunately.
Erikson: I am offended.
Kat: Do I care? Not really. DIE!
[The two of them run around, Kat holding a longsword. Guess who wins?]
Meg: Is that really fair?
Akkiko: Hey, it's her imagination.
Okay, I'm doing recaps now; this is what happened last chapter: the dance had started, and everyone was having a . . . tolerable time. Akkiko and Seto were dancing, as were Joey and Meg, and Kat and Bakura had 'slipped out of the gym' . . . I'll let you interpret that in your own ways. Now, for a flashback:
Suddenly one of the walls started crumbling. *Three guesses* In the next moment, Zechs, in his Mobile Suit Epion, walked through the wall.
"Wow," Joey said. "That's one major costume!"
Zechs pointed his buster rifle at him. "Shut up, doggy, or else I may have to exercise my trigger finger."
Joey gulped and shut up rather quickly . . . gee, I wonder why.
Meg and Akkiko looked at each other sideways and scurried out the back entrance.
"WHAT THE *BEEP* DO WE DO??" Meg screamed, totally freaking out.
Akkiko, of course, was calm. "Her mind isn't there," she said under her breath. "Meg, would you RELAX!!"
Meg stopped. "Where's Kat?"
Akkiko sweatdropped. "Haven't you read the last chapter, you dingbat? She and Bakura are making out."
Meg stared. "WHAT??"
Akkiko sighed. "She and Bakura are-"
Meg suddenly charged off. "Where the HELL is she? I am going to KILL her!"
Akkiko grabbed the back of Meg's dress-thing and stopped her. "What are you, her MOTHER??"
Meg stopped. "No, I am her best friend, and I will not stand around and let her make a fool of herself."
"She's probably behind some bushes or something. It's not like she's doing it in the middle of the dance floor. What's the problem?"
Meg gaped. "You are very strange, little demon."
Akkiko sprouted horns on her forehead. "I am not 'little'!" She started chasing Meg around the schoolyard.
In the gym, Zechs had come out of his MS, and was over by the punch bowl, surveying the crowds, looking for those two chicks that had skipped his class.
He grabbed the goofy blond-haired guy who had commented on his Suit. "Hey, you. Do you know where two girls called Meg and Kat are?"
Joey gulped. "I-I-I-"
Zechs pulled out his gun. "Answer me now, or I put a hole through your head."
Joey started sweating. On one hand, he could betray his date, but at least his brain wouldn't be all over the place.
~In Joey's head~
Little voice: You don't have a brain!
Joey: Akkiko?! Get the Hell out of my head!
Little Voice: No . . . I don't want to.
Joey: Screw you!
Little Voice: Right back at you, hotstuff.
Joey= O_o*
Little Voice: Ha hah-scarred you for life.
Another Little Voice: Back off-he's MY date!
Joey and Little Voice: MEG?!
Another Little Voice: Hello . . . you know, I didn't know I could enter people's thoughts.
Little Voice and Little Voice 3: Its demon powers you dipwad!
Joey: Okay, now Kat's in my head . . . I need to lay off the punch.
Little Voice: Someone spiked the punch!
Others: WHAT?!
Little Voice: Sorry, the moment called for it.
~out of Joey's head~
Joey shook his head. That had been weird. Okay, so on one hand . . .
Meanwhile, Yugi, Taia, Tristan and Seto were all looking for the girls.
"How can three girls get lost in one fricking school?" Tristan asked as they walked through the grounds.
Suddenly Meg and Akkiko ran by. Akkiko had picked up an axe somewhere and was screaming "I WILL HAVE BLOOD!" Meg was just . . . screaming.
Taia looked after them calmly. "Found 'em."
The others stared at her. Yugi said, "You seem a little calm for someone who has just seen a half-demon run by with an axe!"
Taia shrugged. "I'm used to it by now . . . I don't know, maybe it's because I'm a girl."
Meg and Akkiko ran by again, this time she was screaming, "YOU WILL DIE BY ZELL'S KETCHUP!!"
Taia sweatdropped. "Okay . . . maybe not."
Yugi looked around. "Okay, well, that's two girls. Where's Kat?"
Kat and Bakura had just re-entered the gym. Kat's dress was a little rumpled, but she had a self-satisfied grin on her face. Bakura was looking a little *bewildered*.
When Kat saw Zechs's MS standing in the wall, as well as Zechs himself holding a gun to Joey's head, she abruptly turned around, grabbing the front of Bakura's costume and dragging him along. She said calmly, "Well, we're screwed now."
Bakura gave her a sideways grin. "Want to go back to the bushes?"
Kat raised her eyebrow. "You're disgusting."
Bakura shrugged. "Hey, I'm evil, remember? I don't care about manners."
Kat rolled her eyes. "Right, my bad."
Suddenly Meg and Akkiko ran in front of them, Akkiko swinging an axe. "DIE!" Akkiko screamed. "DIE DIE DIE!!"
Meg shrieked. "I'm not dead yet. Stop that!"
Akkiko grinned. "But you will be soon!"
Suddenly Meg caught sight of Kat and Bakura. She stopped in her tracks, causing Akkiko to slide to stop behind her.
"Aww . . . it's no fun if don't you run!" Akkiko dropped the axe, which clattered to the ground for anyone to find.
Meg walked up to Kat. "Where the HELL have you been?"
Kat sweatdropped. "Oh . . . my . . . god . . . You sound like my mother."
Meg continued, heedless of anything Kat said. Suddenly there was a scream from the other side of the courtyard. "Hey, Weevil, I got a new gun!" Weevil ran past screaming, his hair with more holes in it than Swiss cheese.
Akkiko chased after him, a very, very large gun in her hands. In fact, it was so big that it had to be slung over her shoulder
~interruption~
Lily_among_the_thorns_89: Why are you giving her GUNS??!!
Katchild_17: Adds to plot, dingbat.
Akkiko: Can we continue?
~end~
Meg blanched. "That's not a gun-that's a bazooka! Akkiko! It's facing the wrong way!"
Meg's warning failed to reach Akkiko's ears. She fired, and, of course, the blast went behind her, going over our beloved hero's heads. Oh, wait-did I say 'over'? I meant skim; it skimmed over their heads, taking some of Meg's hair with it.
Akkiko looked at Meg. "Shietzer."
Meg went into demon-mode. "You . . . die . . ."
Meg chased after Akkiko, who ran away screaming. Ironically, they went back into the gym, where Zechs was still threatening Joey.
When Zechs saw Meg, he lowered his gun. "I'll kill you later, kid," he said to Joey and stalked off after the two girls.
Kat foresaw him coming, and ran away, screaming, "HE'S GONNA EAT ME!!"
Akkiko ran past, screaming, "I wouldn't eat you! You have too much cholesterol!"
Meg ran after her. "And besides, humans don't taste good!"
Kat glared over at them from where she was hiding up a tree. "I wasn't referring to you."
Akkiko ran past once more. "I know, but still, eating humans is just too much cholesterol-I personally like to watch my figure."
Meg ran after her, snorting, "Figure? What figure?"
Akkiko turned back to her, red eyes gleaming, her ears suddenly pointy. "Do NOT-mock-the figure!" She lunged at Meg, who abruptly turned and ran away screaming.
Yugi, Taia and Tristan ran up. "How many times do these guys chase each other?" Yugi asked.
Tristan shrugged. "I've lost count."
Meg ran past, yelling. "I think we're at 50!"
Akkiko ran after her with a sword. "No, I think we're around 300!"
Kat smiled. "Actually, its 256!"
Akkiko looked up at her. "Of course, you're the pathetic brainy one."
Kat went demon-mode. "Do NOT call me pathetic!"
Akkiko blanched and ran away.
Kat grinned again. "257!" She raced after Akkiko.
Akkiko blanched. "What did I do?"
Meg grinned wickedly. "You were BORN!"
Akkiko stopped; Kat crashed into her back. "Oh no-the haunted call of my brother!" She ran off screaming.
Kat sighed. "Now I have no one to chase." She turned to Meg who blanched.
"You're not going to do what I think you're going to do, are you?"
Kat grinned wolfishly. "What do you think?"
Meg ran off, screaming, "HELP ME!!!"
Yugi, Taia and the others sweatdropped. "So, what do we do about that insane person with the really big robot suit?" Tristan asked.
"His name is Zechs," Akkiko said, walking around in a black cape. "And that 'giant robot' is a mobile suit. Get it right!"
Tristan hunched behind Taia. "Sorry . . ."
Taia stared at her. "Why are you in the cloak?"
Akkiko blanched and huddled in her cloak. "I'm wearing it just in case my brother comes around-the horror!" She curled up on the ground and whimpered. "The horror . . ."
Kaiba settled down beside her. "Don't worry, if anyone bothers you, I'll take care of them."
Akkiko looked up at him, stars in her eyes. "Really?"
Seto's mouth quirked. "Sure. I don't like people annoying my dates."
Akkiko's eyebrow went up. "You mean I'm not the first?"
Seto sweatdropped a little. "What?"
Akkiko leaned towards him, her eyes vertical black slits. "Am I your first girlfriend or not?"
Seto sweatdropped even more. "Um . . ."
"GUYS!! HALP!!" Kat's scream made Kaiba sigh with relief.
"Oh, that's one of your friends!" He said. "We'd better go and save her!"
He got up and ran off. Akkiko sighed. "Yeah . . . right. I'll corner you later." She growled and ran after him. The rest of the gang followed.
They came on *once again* a very disturbing sight. Akkiko sighed. "God, how many of these are we going to see?" she muttered.
"At least 128 in the next two weeks!" Kat screamed from where she was dangling.
*Ahem, I suppose I should tell you what's happening*
Zechs had gotten back into his MS and had grabbed Kat around her feet *how he accomplished this, you can come up with by yourself* Now Kat's body from her ankles up was dangling upside-down. In Epion's other hand was a buster rifle, aimed at Kat's head.
"Shietzer!" Akkiko yelled. "Zechs, are you trying to kill her?"
"Uh . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Yeah." Zech's voice blared through the air over the intercom.
"Did you even need to ask that question?" Meg screamed. She was tied up and on her belly in the dirt.
"Zechs! PLEASE let Kat go!" Akkiko yelled. Everyone sweatdropped.
"Okay . . . she's being polite," Taia said. "That's creepy."
Meg tried to wriggle closer. "That is NOT a good sign!"
"Why not?" Yugi asked.
"Because, first she's polite, and then if that doesn't work . . ."
"I will not let her go." Zech's voice blared out again. "Because . . . Ah, hell, because I FEEL like it!"
Everyone sweatdropped again. Meg squealed and started wriggling away. Everyone turned to Akkiko. There were walls of flame behind her. Horns sprouted on her forehead, and her eyes became cat-like. She sprouted a tail and bat-wings.
"Okay . . ." She said. "I TRY to be polite and you *BEEP*in' people just don't take it. So . . . . . . . . . I'll have to do things MY way! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" She flew towards Epion in a dramatic Superman pose.
Kat sweatdropped. 'Yep, I'm screwed,' she thought.
Akkiko's voice blared into her mind. "I HEARD THAT!"
Kat sighed. "Why do all my friends read my *BEEP*in mind?"
Meg . . . tried to sit up. "Because we love you!" she yelled.
Kat sighed. "Right . . ."
Akkiko stopped flying in her Superman position. "I do not love," she said, in a sinisterly disturbing way. "I will never love. Bwahahaha!" She continued flying towards Epion.
Zechs sweatdropped. "Um . . . okay." He directed his buster rifle to lock onto the little miniscule speck that flying towards him. He fired. "Demon- kabob anyone?"
The yellow beam flew straight towards Akkiko.
Seto yelled, "Akkiko! Look out!" *So cheesy, I know*
Yugi cupped his hands around his mouth. "Don't let it hit-" Too late. The beam had reached Akkiko. She stuck out her hand, palm out. The beam hit her hand, and, surprisingly, was deflected off.
Yugi sweatdropped. "Never mind!"
Akkiko stared at Zechs, eyes wide. "Was that supposed to do something to me?"
Zechs sweatdropped. "It's supposed to annihilate you, you stupid demon!" He started to go into a Mobile-Suit Tantrum, which means that Epion's feet were now jumping up and down on the floor.
Kat was left swinging from the suits' hand. "Stop it! You're giving me a migraine."
Miraculously, Zechs listened to her. "Can she always deflect laser beams?" he asked.
Kat grinned. "Oh, yeah. You should see her with nuclear weapons!"
Meg suddenly stood up *her bonds were mysteriously gone* "Um, guys? Doesn't the deflected beam usually go back to its source?"
Everyone sweatdropped. "Um . . ."
Kat looked in front of them *upside down, of course* "Eep!" she said and took hold of one of Epion's metal fingers. She pulled really hard and the finger came off. She dropped to the ground and . . . um, hid behind the finger.
Yugi sweatdropped. "Um . . . Is she even human?"
Bakura smiled. "That's one heck of a girl that I like!"
Everyone stared at him. "What?"
Bakura shrugged. "I like her. What? Is there a problem with that?"
Joey pretended to look thoughtful. "Let's see: having a sadistic crazed homicidal spirit like you-YEAH that's a problem!" He smacked his forehead.
Akkiko smiled. "Um . . . you guys?"
Everyone looked at her. "Yeah?"
"You right want to move." Everyone stared at her. "Why?"
"Oh, because there's a big shiny beam of destruction heading your way."
The others gulped. "Outta my way!!!!" They all dived for cover behind various trees and bushes and . . . um . . . . stuff. Kat was hiding behind her finger, and Zechs was, for the most part, unprotected.
~interruption~
Akkiko: If you kill Zechs, I will NEVER forgive you!
Katchild_17: {Kicks Akkiko off the screen} We're almost at the climax! Screw off!
Lily_among_the_thorns_89: Um, did you HAVE to have an interruption at this point! Get back to the story, Miss Author, or I will KILL!
Katchild_17: Um . . . {Types furiously as Meg stands over her holding an axe}
~end interruption~
KABLAMMO!!!!!
The beam of energy hit Epion right in the chest. Suddenly a big swirly vortex appeared. Erikson suddenly appeared. "Okay, here's the gate to the next world, folkies!"
Kat sweatdropped. "Where the Hell did you come from?"
Erikson grinned at her. "From the Great Beyond."
"My ass!" Akkiko put in.
"That's not what I meant," Kat said. "I mean, where did you come from to have me imagine you in the first place?"
Erikson shrugged. "I am just the little guy you always hate," he said. "And you always kick my ass, and remember that time . . ." He stopped as Kat slapped her hand over his mouth.
"Okay, okay, we don't need to go into any details here," she said.
Akkiko jumped up and down. "Yes we do, yes we do, yes we do."
Kat glared at her. "Later."
Meg walked up. "Where's Zechs?"
"He's been pulled into the vortex," Erikson said. 'You might meet up with him again." *wink, wink, nudge, nudge*
"Akkiko smacked him on the head. "Well, that ruins the story, you dingy!"
Erikson yelled and covered his head with his arms. "Okay, that's it! You broads are on your own!" He shimmered and disappeared.
Meg looked at Akkiko. "Was that really necessary?" She smacked herself on the head. "What am I talking about? Of course it was necessary!"
Akkiko turned to Seto. "Well, I guess we'll have to finish our dance some other time." She handed him a little slip of paper and winked at him. "Here's my phone number!" She grinned and jumped into the vortex. Her head poked back out. "Oh, and one other thing: bye Yami! Bakura! You're hot!" She disappeared.
Meg walked up to Joey. "Thanks for asking me to the dance," she said.
Joey blushed. "Yeah . . . um, no problem."
Meg smiled. "I really hope I'll see you again!"
Kat leaned on Meg's shoulder. "Oh, you will! I have foreseen it!"
Meg grinned. "Well, that's okay then." She turned around and leapt into the vortex, also disappearing.
Kat walked up to Yugi and took off the Necklace. "Here," she said.
Yugi stared at it for a moment; the Millennium Puzzle flashed and Yami looked at her. "But . . . why?" he asked.
She smiled at him a little sadly. "I figure I won't be needing it anymore. So can you hold onto it for me?"
Yami nodded. "Sure thing."
Kat leaned forward and kissed his cheek. "Thanks . . . Brother."
Joey and the rest of the gang looked at them. "Brother?!"
Meg and Akkiko's heads poked out from the vortex. "How come you get to kiss him?"
Kat rolled her eyes and went over to Bakura. "We don't really need anyone to see this," she said, raising her eyebrows at him.
Bakura nodded, and his Millennium Ring flashed once. Suddenly the two of them were in the Shadow Realm. "So . . . am I going to see you again soon?" he asked.
Kat smiled. "I've seen in the Millennium Necklace that we will . . . I think it's pretty accurate." She grabbed his shoulders and pulled him forward.
"Hah ha! You two are really snoggin' it up!"
Bakura and Kat pulled away from each other, vertical blue lines under one eye. "What the HELL are you two doing here?"
Meg and Akkiko grinned at them. "Apparently the inside of the vortex is like the Shadow Realm. Isn't that interesting?"
Kat went demon-mode. "OUT!" Meg and Akkiko suddenly disappeared. She turned back to Bakura. "Where were we?"
He grinned and kissed her again. She pulled away. "Bye!"
"But-" Bakura broke off as Kat ran off.
"Sorry, Bakura!" she called behind her. "But I have a good feeling about the next world we visit!" She kept running, finally catching up with Meg and Akkiko.
"Took you long enough," Akkiko said.
"Sorry," Kat wheezed. "Had to do a romantic ending."
Meg rolled her eyes. "Eew . . . why?"
Kat laughed. "Because it's what the public wants." She waved her hand at the readers. "And what the public wants-it gets!"
~interruption~
Akkiko: You mean what YOU want, you get.
Katchild_17: Shut UP!
Lily_among_the_thorns_89: Yes, shut up {tears in her eyes} Kat, that was such a beautiful ending!
Katchild_17: Yes, well, thankee! Anyways-
~end interruption~
The three of them laughed. Akkiko pointed ahead. "Hey, I think I see a light up ahead!"
"Sweet!" Meg said. "Maybe it's the doorway back to our world!"
Kat smiled knowingly. "Yeah . . . maybe it is."
She ran off after her friends.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! I don't own Meg or Akkiko. I own: myself, the plotline and Erikson . . . unfortunately.
Erikson: I am offended.
Kat: Do I care? Not really. DIE!
[The two of them run around, Kat holding a longsword. Guess who wins?]
Meg: Is that really fair?
Akkiko: Hey, it's her imagination.