This story written by: Ritsuka

Edited by: Hoshinekoyasha

Revised by: AlienAgentPirate9duh (a.k.a sabrina)

Disclaimer: We own nothing except the gods and goddesses. Hoshi owns Legolas, or at least she wishes she did.

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Hoshi was falling. At least she was a moment ago. She blinked. When she was transported though the time vortex, she had fallen until she hit something soft. She got up and looked to see what had broken her fall. She saw what it was and blinked. She blinked again before poking it.

"Krad, are you awake?" She said. She continued poking him, even

though he was waking up. She shrugged and went to poke him on his shoulder. However, Krad woke up at that moment and moved. This resulted in Hoshi poking him in the eye. Needless to say, he was less than thrilled.

"HOSHI YOU IDIOT! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING! He said while grabbing onto his injured eye. "THAT HURTS!" He froze. "Wait a minute. I can feel pain!" He looked around. "Oh great. Out of all the things that could have happened, this has got to be the worst. I'm stuck in the mortal realm with YOU of all people."

Hoshi blinked.

"The mortal realm?" She asked, puzzled.

"Of course! Look around you. This is not the demon realm, or the immortal realm. And we can feel pain and get hurt. Where else would we be?" He asked angrily. Hoshi glared at him.

"How does Ritsuka manage to stand your presence?" She yelled heatedly, "You're just a stupid baka." Krad snorted and started walking away. Hoshi ran after him.

"Where do you think you're going?" She asked venomously. He continued walking.

"I'm going to go find Ritsuka. Now stop following me!" Hoshi stopped in her tracks.

"You're just going to leave me alone?!"

"Why would I take you along? Now go away." He walked into the woods and out of sight.

"Great, just great." Hoshi mumbled. "I'm stuck in the mortal realm all alone with no idea where I am. She got up and walked in the opposite direction, unaware of the eyes following her every movement from the bushes.

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Terry was in pain. His arm was bleeding and he was quite sure he had broken his leg. He sighed.

"Why does this kind of thing always happen to me?" He said to himself. He groaned as he tried to stand up. He let out a hiss of pain as his leg collapsed from underneath him.

"Great, just great," he mumbled as he rested his body against a nearby tree. He thought back to what had caused this. He had been invited to Hoshi's 1600th birthday. He had gotten her a gift and gotten ready for the party. Then he went to sleep. That was when the real trouble started. He had overslept and he was late for the party. He had rapidly thrown his clothes on and

grabbed the gift on his way out. He still would have made it if he hadn't been in such a rush. He had been in such a hurry that he missed the turn to Hoshi's house and gotten lost. When he finally managed to get there, this had happened. 'Maybe I'm cursed,' he thought to himself.

Just as he began to doze off, he heard a rustling sound in a nearby bush. 'Great,' he thought, 'knowing my luck that's some kind of dangerous beast that's going to tear me limb from limb. He silently cursed his luck again as a giant wolf creature jumped out of the bush. He held his breath, hoping it wouldn't

notice him. So of course the creature turned its beady yellow eyes on Terry. It bared its fangs and lunged at him. Terry squeezed his eyes shut and hoped his death would at least be painless. Well, as painless as being torn to shreds by a vicious and probably rabid beast could be.

He waited for the pain, but it never came. He slowly opened his eyes and gazed in shock. Ritsuka was standing directly in front of him, her trademark sword in hand. She was holding the monster off. The creature lunged at Ritsuka angrily, but she dodged rapidly to the side, narrowly evading the gaping jaws of the

abomination. She spun around quickly and slashed at the unsuspecting fiend. It let out a howl of pain and turned. It lunged one last time at Ritsuka, managing to sink its jaws into the soft flesh of Ritsuka's arm. She gasped in pain. However, despite the pain in her arm, she tightened her grip on the sword and plunged it downwards into the exposed neck of the foul beast. It released its hold on Ritsuka and fell to the ground, dead.

Terry could only stare as this happened right before his eyes. He was snapped out of his daze when Ritsuka walked over to him.

"That was fun! Are you okay?" she asked kindly. Terry gritted his teeth and shook his head.

"I injured my arm in the fall and I might have broken my leg," he told her, his voice laced with pain. The sudden awakening had caused him to jolt upwards, causing further injury. His entire body felt as if it were on fire. Knives were digging into his arm and his leg felt as if it was being ripped apart slowly.

"Here," she said, "Let me see your injuries." She reached over and grabbed his leg. He hissed in pain and shut his eyes. He was surprised to feel the pain disappear. He opened his eyes and stared at his leg. It was completely healed. He looked at Ritsuka. She gave a triumphant and repeating the healing process, a soft light extending from the tip of her fingers into the bleeding gash in the injured arm.

"Is that better?" she asked him. He nodded. Then he remembered the creature.

"What about your arm?" he asked. Ritsuka shrugged.

"I can live with it. Besides, we're in the mortal realm. Our powers are limited. I used up most of my healing powers on you. I have enough left to heal me, but I would rather save it in case we need it later on." She gave a small smirk. "So what are you doing here Terry? Don't tell me you got sucked in with us." Terry flushed slightly in embarrassment before mumbling something under his breath.

"What was that Terry?" He flushed even more.

"I said I got lost and arrived right in front of the portal." He stated hastily. He narrowed his eyes as Ritsuka began to laugh. "What did you do anyway?" he called. It was Ritsuka's turn to flush in embarrassment.

"Hoshi and I accidentally burned Sabrina's Star Trek books." Terry looked puzzled.

"But I have her books at my house. I borrowed them from her," he said. Ritsuka looked confused as well.

"Then whose books did we burn?" Silence was the only reply she received.

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"Damn it!" Krad grumbled. "If I had my books guidebooks on the mortal realm, this would be a piece of cake. I swear that if I ever find the people who destroyed my books they will suffer! I'm never leaving my stuff at other people's houses again."

Krad was lost. He had marked his trail with a path of rocks, but all that did was tell him that he'd been walking in circles. He was annoyed, to say the least.

"Maybe I shouldn't have split up with Hoshi," he grumbled under his breath, "She would have been able to create a map or at least some food." He sighed. "And I even left my sword back at Ritsuka's house! Darn! Why didn't I bring my sword with me like Ritsuka?" He continued walking. He stumbled over something and looked down. It was another one of the rocks he had left as a trail.

"ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he yelled. "I'M NEVER GOING TO GET OUT OF THIS STUPID PLACE!!"

He suddenly stopped in his tracks and smacked himself in the head for being so stupid. Whatever creatures were in this place were just alerted of his presence. He shook his head. He moved forward in order to continue on his circular journey, but instead of an empty path, there were a dozen armed beings standing before him, their bows aimed directly at him.

"Oh just wonderful," he murmured sarcastically, "I'm surrounded by Elves."

"Who are you and what is your business here? You are trespassing on the land of the Mirkwood Elves," the eldest Elf asked; at least he appeared to be the eldest. Krad glared before answering.

"My name is none of your business and I'm looking for somebody. I would like nothing more than to get out of these accursed woods, so kindly step out of my way, NOW!" He gave the Elves his best glare. He gave them his I- promise-you-eternal-torment-and-pain-if-you-don't-do-what-I-say look, to the power of ten. However, this appeared to have no effect on the Elves as they

simply stepped closer.

"I am afraid we cannot do that. You are trespassing on our land. We will take you to the king and he will decide what to do with you," the Elf spoke again. Krad gritted his teeth.

"It seems that you didn't hear me. I said to get out of my way. I'm looking for somebody!" The Elves simply ignored him and forced him to move forwards. He was simmering inwardly. Normally these foolish Elves would be dying slow painful deaths. However, his powers were limited in the mortal realm, and he didn't

have his sword. He sighed. 'Well, at least I'll never have to see those stupid rocks again,' he thought. Right before he tripped over one last rock.

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Hoshi was enjoying her time in this strange land. She had used most of her limited powers to create quite a large amount of sweets and many manga. While Krad was being taken captive by elves, Hoshi was eating snacks while reading her favorite stories.

After a couple of hours, Hoshi used the small remainder of her powers to create a bag to carry her manga and food in and a CD player to listen to music in as she walked. So it was with light spirits that she set off to find either Ritsuka, or a way back to her realm.

However, there was one flaw with her plan. Due to the fact that she was listening to the CD player, she didn't notice when the yellow-eyed creature gave a small howl. And she didn't notice when more eyes appeared behind her. No, as a matter of fact, she was happily humming along to Speed Over Beethoven.

She continued walking until her CD player stopped working. She frowned as she took it off and stuffed it into her bag. The batteries had run out, and she didn't have the power to create more. So she continued on her way; luckily she had a much better sense of direction than Krad, but unfortunately, that wasn't saying much. Her good mood continued to darken as she noticed the sky growing darker as well. It was at that moment she heard the growl.

Hoshi turned around quickly and gasped as her eyes met five wolf-related creatures. She stumbled onto the ground and desperately tried to escape. It was only when the wolf thing jumped on top of her and clawed at her arm that she let out a scream.

The wolf, shocked by the sudden sound, staggered backwards. Hoshi took advantage of this brief moment and got up and fled. However, the moment of distraction quickly passed and the creatures began to chase her. And they were catching up, fast.

Hoshi gasped again as she tripped over a rock left on the ground. What she didn't know was that this was the same rock that Krad had tripped over as he was taken away. Talk about irony. She fell on her side and was quickly overtaken by the creatures.

Just as a huge maw lunged for her neck. But it never made it. The beast dropped dead moments before the fatal attack landed, an arrow protruding from its neck. The other four beasts quickly fell as well. Hoshi looked up to see an Elven warrior holding a bow. He quickly walked up to her.

"Are you all right my lady? I heard your cry of distress and I rushed over as quickly as I could." He looked down at her torn and bleeding arm. "And it appears that I made it just in time." Hoshi could only nod at the fair being.

"Allow me to take you to my home in order to get your wounds taken care of, my lady," the Elf said to Hoshi kindly. Hoshi smiled.

"Thank you for saving me. I thank you for your kindness, and I truly appreciate your help." The Elf smiled.

"Come, my lady. Follow me." He helped her up. Hoshi gazed at the radiant being in front of her.

"Who are you?" she asked softly. The Elf smiled.

"I am Legolas Greenleaf, and who might you be?" Hoshi smiled slightly.

"My name is Hoshi." Legolas offered his hand to Hoshi and smiled.

"It's a pleasure to meet you Hoshi. Now let us be on our way." Hoshi gently placed her uninjured hand on top of Legolas' and they started making their way to the hall of the King of the Wood-Elves. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*

Ritsuka yawned and gave a catlike stretch. She looked up at the sky and frowned. It was getting dark out and they needed to find some sort of shelter. She turned to Terry and gave him a curious look.

"You're the god of nature, Terry. Can't you create some sort of shelter for us to reside in?" she asked him patiently. Terry's facial expression was something Ritsuka would always remember. His face lit up with hope, annoyance, embarrassment, and shock. And to make it even more memorable, he began to yawn. Overall, it was a humorous sight.

He quickly stood up and raised his arms. Vines began to grow out of the ground and shape themselves into a round shelter. Ritsuka looked at the result and sweat dropped.

"Um, Terry," she said as politely as possible without bursting into laughter.

"You forgot to add an entrance." Terry looked dismayed and turned to Ritsuka.

"That was all of my power," he said in panic. Ritsuka gave him a reassuring smile before pulling out her sword.

"Don't worry," she said. She concentrated on the sword. The blade changed from light to fire, and the wings disappeared. Instead they were replaced by a flame shaped hilt made out of ruby. Ritsuka stepped forward and cut an opening into

the hut. She put the sword away in its sheath and crawled into the vines. She called back to Terry.

"Come on in!" He reluctantly entered after Ritsuka. Within moments they were asleep.

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Krad was not happy. Not at all. He had been dragged all over the woods, only to be thrown into a cell as soon as he entered the one place that looked capable of being lived in. He had glared for hours at his guard, but it had had no effect.

'Oh well," he thought to himself as he looked down at the bowl at his feet. 'At least I get to eat now.' He picked up the food and began to eat. He ate slowly at first, but his hunger got the best of him and he gobbled the remainder of his food up. He was about to take a nap when another Elf showed up and went up to his cell.

"The youngest prince of Mirkwood has returned. He shall be here momentarily to determine whether you should be allowed to roam freely, or whether you should remain in this cell."

Before Krad could say a word, the Elf turned away and walked off. Krad shrugged and waited. After sitting for almost an hour with no prince in sight he became impatient. Just as he was about to go back to that nap, a regal looking Elf entered.

Krad stared in shock at the approaching being. It wasn't the prince that shocked Krad. It was the fact that Hoshi was walking in behind him, a smug look on her face, her arm bandaged. She walked up to his cell and smirked.

"So Krad, fancy meeting you here." She smiled at the angry look on his face.

"Just get me out of here Hoshi," he growled. Hoshi turned to the prince and smiled.

"Do not worry, Prince Legolas. He is an acquaintance of mine. We became separated," here Hoshi paused to send a glare at Krad, "while searching for our friend Ritsuka."

Legolas glanced at Krad for a moment before ordering the guards to release him. Legolas sent a kind look at Krad. Krad sent a mild glare back. Undaunted, Legolas continued.

"Now, you said you were searching for your friend?"

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Ritsuka blinked as sunlight streamed through the opening of the shelter. She yawned and turned to wake Terry up. To her surprise he wasn't there. She frowned slightly before shrugging and getting up. As she exited the tent, she heard a small cry of surprise and froze. That was Terry.

She rushed out of the tent and toward the noise. She pushed past a large bush and was surprised to see Terry surrounded by Elves. Her surprise only lasted a moment and she rushed toward them, sword drawn.

The Elves were caught unawares and broke away from Terry. Ritsuka moved close to Terry and held her sword in front of her defensively. Two identical Elves stepped forward and glanced at

Ritsuka. One of them stepped forward slightly.

"We are looking for a lady that goes by the name of Ritsuka." Ritsuka lowered her sword slightly.

"I am she. Why are you searching for me?" Before the Elf could reply two people ran into the clearing and lunged at Ritsuka. In her surprise Ritsuka dropped her sword. She looked up at the two figures.

"Hoshi, Krad, get off. I...need...air!" Ritsuka gasped. The two sheepishly got off and smiled.

"There you are!" Hoshi said. She whacked Ritsuka on the head.

"Are you all right!?!" she growled as she spotted Ritsuka's injured arm. Ritsuka rubbed her head.

"That was unnecessary, and don't worry," Ritsuka gave a small smirk. "'Tis only a flesh wound." Krad pushed Hoshi.

"Don't hurt her." He glared at Hoshi. He turned to Ritsuka and gave her a very small smile.

"Glad to see you're safe. Ritsuka smiled. She turned around and called behind her.

"Terry! Come here!" Krad and Hoshi stared in shock at Terry.

"How did he get here?!" they cried simultaneously. Ritsuka sweat dropped as the two glared at each other.

"It's a long story."

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Ritsuka:

This chapter was kinda slow, but it was necessary. I promise it will get better later on. And I'm sorry if this chapter is a little boring, but my editor and reviser forced me to write it late at night. Please leave a review and tell me what you think. I want to thank those of you who left reviews last chapter. Thank you!

Hoshi: 'we' did not force her to write this late at night, I gave her 2 days but she procrastinated

AlienAgentPirate9Duh: "We" did not force her to write this late at night, it was all Hoshi. Don't blame me. I actually tried to discourage her from writing it so darn soon, but somehow Hoshi convinced her. Don't know how *shrug*

Hoshi: Black mail is good. n.n Never become my enemy (I can't spell aren't you glad I'm not the editor?)((Hoshi's comments have been spell checked by Ritsuka))

We're going to take turns replying to the reviewers starting with chapter 3 which will be done by Rits.

I can ONLY reply if it DOESN'T "insult" the readers *cough*toomuch*cough*

Ritsuka: It wasn't really blackmail so much as bribing. Anyway, I apologize in advance for Hoshi's responses to the reviews. Yes, be afraid, be very afraid. Especially if you're a Krad supporter. Hoshi is anti-Krad. But don't worry, I made her promise not to insult anyone's ethnic background, gender, or religion. I'm still trying to get her to leave the reviews alone in general, but she gets vicious when talked to. And you can always tell when she's on sugar. She usually has a nuclear weapon nearby. *cough*bazooka*cough*

It will take a while to get each chapter up. Here's the order.

1.Hoshi calls Rits and tells her what to write

2.Rits procrastinates

3.Hoshi bribes/blackmails Rits to write

4.Rits writes

5.Sent to Hoshi for revisions

6.Sent to Sabrina for edits

7.Sent to Hoshi for more revisions

8.Rits fixes Hoshi's revisions.

9.Rits posts story.

10.Process repeated.

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