A/n: Ahoy once more! Boy howdy, it sure feels swell to FINALLY finish another chapter of this story. I love this story, I really do, and I know y'all do too but I haven't had time to work on it! Randomness is truly an art, folks. Anyway, have at it!

Harry Potter and the Alien Abduction

Chap. 4:  A Lovely Day in Hogsmeade

          Mulder and Arthur hurried outside with Ginny, Luna, Sirius, Lupin, Fred, George, and the still rather drunk Tonks, Hermione and Scully, in toe. When the arrived outside the Three Broomsticks they found a scene that was all at once surprising, ridiculous and left them all awestruck. In front of them was, as Mulder predicted, a large, shiny sliver disk-shaped craft which, Mulder whispered excitedly to Arthur, was the UFO they'd been looking for. Standing outside the craft were two slender gray figures in shiny space suits, Harry, looking rather confused, Ron, who didn't have any pants or robes and was standing looking rather embarrassed in a pair of boxer shorts in Gryffindor colors and Snape whose first frilly pink dress had disappeared and was now decked out in an even frillier, pinker one.

            Mulder was practically shaking with excitement as he said to Arthur, "See! I knew it! I've been telling everyone for years that the aliens were grey!" Arthur grinned broadly as he and Mulder made their way towards the aliens.

            Mulder stretched out a hand to the first one and said, "Special Agent Fox Mulder. It's a pleasure to meet you. My government back home has been keeping you guys under wraps for years! Boy, is it great to finally meet you!"

            The alien stared at him blankly.

            Arthur extended his hand to the second alien. "Arthur Weasley. I'd like to welcome you to Hogsmeade on behalf of wizard-kind!" He said, more dramatically than necessary.

            The alien stared at him blankly.

            "Er, Mulder," Arthur whispered, "I don't think they understand us, mate."

            Before Mulder could answer, the door opened and inside they could see a control deck and Ron's pants draped over what looked like the captain's chair. What happened next all happened very fast and left everyone quite confused.

            The first alien grabbed Harry and shoved him on board. The second ran to Scully and took the bottle of Jose Cuervo clutched in her hand and then the first marched Snape on board. The door then slammed shut after the aliens and there was a great whirring sound as the ship lifted off the ground.

            "HARRY!" Shouted Hermione, who was sobering up a bit.

            "TEQUILA!" Shouted Tonks and Scully, looking saddened.

            "Snape!" Shouted Fred, George, Sirius and Lupin, all in raging laughter.

            "MY PANTS!" Shouted Ron, looking rather embarrassed.

            Mulder and Arthur looked at each other, dumbstruck. Aliens and UFO's they had expected but aliens who dress people in frilly pink dresses? Aliens who wanted Jose Cuervo? Aliens who stole people's PANTS? This was getting out of control…

A/n: I love this story. I don't know if it'll ever end! It's just too much fun to write! Any suggestions on what amazing turns the "plot" should take next? Review and tell me! I'm thinking along the lines of, oh, Rita Skeeter, maybe? And perhaps even Mad-Eye and Dumbledore. Plus, more tequila for Tonks and Scully, more fun with UFOs and MOST IMPORTANTLY, more of Snape in a frilly, frilly pink dress! So review, and come back for chapter 5!

Mulder

And now, Scully and Tonks will read the disclaimer:

Scully and Tonks: And after 3 rounds with Jose Cuervo, I let 'em lead me out on the floor and after 5 rounds with Jose Cuervo I was showin' off moves never seen before….

Ahem…I'll do it myself then…D/c: I don't own it, you don't sue. You dig, paly? Swell.