When You Think it Cant Get Any Crazier It Does
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The Sorting, Kun Pow Food Fightin', and Pranks on 1st day.
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a/n: mwahaha doesn't today's title sound exciting MWAHAHAHA!! If u likey please reviewy hehe. If you have any questions about the story please put it in a review, that works much better cause I don't usually check my mail sooo yea. ON TO THE STORY!
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As the first years walked up the stairs, all of them were talking about which was there favorite firework. But they all immediately stopped when they saw a teacher at the top of the stairs.
"Thur all yours, Professor." the man said turning around to leave.
"Thank you, Hadgrid. Now, in a few minutes you will be sorted into 4 houses. The people in your house will be like family to you. And you will reserve and taken away house points depending on your behavior. The Sorting Ceremony will begin shortly, in front of the rest of the school." the Professor said.
"I shall return when we are ready for you," said Professor McGonagall. "Please wait here quietly."
With that she left the hall and all the rest of the 1st years started to talk nervously.
"How exactly do we get sorted?" Sirius asked Remus and James in a whisper.
"I'm not quite sure, my cousin Matt says you have'ta let a vampire bight you and once you get bitten then they decided on your blood type for each house, but then my other cousin Kelly says you have to make leprechauns money last forever…but then I think there both crazy." James told them with a smile.
"No, no, no! You don't get sorted like that." the Evans girl told them. "They sort you with the sorting hat, every 1 knows that!"
James was going to tell her off for barging into other peoples conversations, but just then Professor McGonagall walked in and said that they were ready.
All the 1st years quietly but quickly followed Professor McGonagall into the Great Hall. James started to look around. It was AMAZING! He could tell the ceiling was bewitched cause they did the same to Kelly's ceiling. There were millions and millions of flying candles.
But then something caught his eye. Someone was waving at him. He looked over there *at the Gryffindor table* and saw Matt, Kelly, and Sarah waving at him. He smiled weakly and slightly waved.
"Who's that?" Remus asked in a whisper.
"My crazy cousins." James said with a smile.
"And your crazy cousins crazy friend." Sirius whispered, referring to Sarah.
The 3 of them laughed slightly.
But then, all the first years in front of them stopped so they also stopped.
There was a hat the was on a 3 legged stole and started to sing. James didn't feel like listening as he was to afraid that he was going to be placed in Slytherin. He looked at his new friends faces. They also seemed like they were thinking that.
A moment later, the hat had stopped singing and every 1 in the hall started to clap. After they were done clapping it became quite still again.
Professor McGonagall stepped forward holding a roll of parchment.
"When I call your name, you will put on the hat and sit on the stool to be sorted," she said. "Black, Bellatrix."
A girl with pitch black hair walked up towards the hat and placed it on her head. A second later it yelled "SLYTHERIN!" the girl looked rather pleased and walked over to the Slytherin table.
"Sirius, is she related to you?" James asked in a whisper and Professor McGonagall called, "Black, Narcissa."
"And her?" James added and a girl with blonde hair walked up to the hat.
"Unfortunately, yes." Sirius said in a tone of displeasure as the hat yelled "SLYTHERIN!"
James looked at him confused at the word 'Unfortunately'.
"I'll tell ya later." Sirius whispered.
"Black, Sirius."
Sirius gulped and gave a weak smile to Remus and James and walked up to the hat. And placed it on his head. Remus and James crossed there fingers for him to be in Gryffindor.
A moment later the hat yelled, "GRYFFINDOR!"
Sirius smiled, took off the hat and ran over to the Gryffindor table, were he was greeted with cheers from the other Gryffindor's.
After Sirius was a few other ppl that were placed in Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw. The Evans girl was placed in Gryffindor, to much of James's displeasure, a boy named Frank Longbottom was placed in Gryffindor also, Remus was placed in Gryffindor and now James had no one to talk to. A boy with slick blonde hair named Malfoy (a/n: his surname anyway.) and he was placed in Slytherin, a small boy named Peter Petigrew was placed in Gryffindor…and before James knew it, it was his turn.
"Potter, James." McGonagall called.
James gulped and slowly walked up to the hat, placed it on his head and took a seat.
The hat was to big for him, so it went over his eyes.
'Another Potter, eh?' James heard in his head '…I see you are loyal to your friends, Hufflepuff perhaps? No. I can also see your like your cousins, a couple of mischief makers they are. But I can see you have a good brave heart! That's good… Well I don't see anyway where else to place you so it might as well be…'
"GRYFFINDOR!!" the hat shouted.
There was a big applause as James made this way over to the Gryffindor table, and was greet with a pat on the back from Matt and pulled into a tight hug from Kelly. Sirius and Remus smiled and said,
"Good job, mate!"
After that there wasn't a lot of kids left. One of them was a kid named Snape, James had forgotten his first name, but the kid had the greasiest hair James had ever seen. He was placed in Slytherin, though. After him was some others that were placed with Ravenclaw and 2 in Hufflepuff. The last was a redheaded boy, Arthur Weasley, and he was placed in Gryffindor.
Once the clapping died down, McGonagall took the hat and the stole and placed them aside.
Once she had placed it aside the head master, Albus Dumbledore, stood up and the hall went silent.
"Welcome back to the old faces, and Welcome to the new," he said in a tone that u couldn't help but trust him. "Now, dig in."
Once he said those word the tables filled with food. Every one cheered and started to place food on there plates.
James reached over to get some chicken wings as Remus and Sirius started to eat there spaghetti.
Kelly and Sarah were rambling about some boy they thought was cute, nothing new.
Matt took his spoon and scooped up a big wad of mashed potato's and made a aiming position towards the Slytherin table.
"I bet I can nail Umbridge in the face." Matt said to James and Sirius who watched him in excitement.
Matt was about to fling the mashed potato's at Umbridge but his finger slipped 'cause the spoon to go backwards, and nailing Kelly on her right cheek.
"MATT!" Kelly yelled in fury.
Kelly took Sarah's porage and slapped it on Matt's head 'causing every 1 to stare. Matt's fan club protested when they saw Kelly drop the porage on his head but then Sirius yelled,
"FOOD FIGHT!!!"
And every 1 started to throw there food! It was an all out war of food!
Matt, James and Sirius were throwing there Mints-Meat pies at the Slytherin's as they threw pieces of cake back at them. James nailed that Snape kid in his face with his jell-o. Him and Sirius high fived.
Sirius, having a good arm, made a ball out of mashed potato's and threw it at Bellatrix causing her to stubble backwards.
Remus bewitched the cup of gravy and made it pour on Malfoy's head.
James was about to throw his chocolate pudding at Malfoy when his hand slipped causing the pudding to go way off course and landing right on Dumbledore's head.
Every 1 froze and watched Dumbledore's reaction. He merely chuckled and dumped his oatmeal McGonagall's head.
Every 1 unfroze and went back to throwing food.
About a quarter past nine, every 1 in the Great Hall was pooped from throwing food.
Just then Dumbledore stood up.
"I think we've all had our fun today," he said with a smile. "But I believe its time for bed."
He muttered a cleaning spell and the Hall and all the people were all clean again.
As people started to get up and leave, Sarah started to call for all the Gryffindor first years. After all the Gryffindor first years were with her, they started up the marble stair case. Matt and Kelly followed, 'cause Matt being head boy and Kelly cause she wanted to.
They went up a few flights of stairs and turned some corners when Kelly decided to be funny and whined,
"Are we there yet, Miss Prefect Sarah."
Sarah smiled and said,
"If you keep whining I'll take you all the way to the chambers and back."
They turned one last corner and Sarah stopped in front of a large painting of a women.
"Password?" the painting asked.
"Gum drop." Sarah told her and the portrait swung open.
The first years walked in, and were in a big room with couches and tables and chairs and a big fireplace.
Sarah walked over to 2 flights of stairs.
"The ones on the left are the boys and the ones on the right are the girls. Now all your things should be up there." Sarah told the 1st years. "Matt you can show the boys which ones them ones."
"Why do I have to?" Matt whined.
"Well you going that way anyway, plus your always complaining that you being 'Head Boy' you don't have any orders." Sarah told him.
"Yea, so stop being a 'Big head boy' and show them there dorms." Kelly smirked.
"Well that's only you to, lets have a vote. You midgets vote too." Matt said. "Who thinks I should take the boys up to there dorms?"
Every 1's hand shot up and Matt was the only one who didn't have his hand up.
Defeated, Matt took the boys up to there dorms, muttering things like, "Stupid votes." and "I'm gonna get Kelly one of these days." He opened a door and told James, Remus, Sirius and the Petigrew boy that this was there dorm. Once they were in the dorm Matt closed the door shaking his head muttering, "Big head boy.."
When James noticed they would be staying with another boy James reached out his hand and said,
"Hi, I'm James Potter."
The small boy looked at James then smiled and took his hand.
"Peter Petigrew." he told him.
Sirius walked over to them and said,
"Sirius Black, the supreme wizard of all time." and shook Peter's hand.
"What happened to the 'wower of many part, Sirius?" Remus asked. "Remus Lupin by the way." he added to Peter.
"Muh. To tried to say it." Sirius said yawning.
The 4 of them got in there PJ's and got in there bed. James thought about what his class's would be like the next day but soon after he fell asleep…
He had a dream that he was dumping dung bombs at Filch's door and running away…the next thing he knew some 1 threw a pillow in his face.
He opened his eyes and reached for his glass's. He sat up and looked to his right Sirius was already getting dress. James yawned and started to get dress also.
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After all of James's class's, which he was late to every 1, James decided a prank was in order.
After dinner he suck down the hall where Filch's office was and stared to throw Dung Bombs.
James ran down the hallway laughing his head off, as he heard Filch yelling in anger. When he got to a fork in the hallway he coiled into 2 other ppl.
"OW!" They all yelled in pain.
"Kelly?" James asked.
"Matt?" Kelly asked.
"James?" Matt asked.
"POTTER!" they heard the ways they came. They turned around, Filch was come towards them the way James came from, a bunch of 6th year Slytherin's were coming at them the way Kelly came, and Matt's fan club was coming at them the way Matt came.
They looked around for a way to escape but couldn't find one.
"Were doomed they," They said in unison.
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A half in hour later, Matt, Kelly and James were all in a chair facing the head of there house, Professor McGonagall.
"The 1st day of term and all the Potters decided to pull some pranks!" Professor McGonagall told them.
"Mr. Potter! This is not the best way to start of your first day of school at Hogwarts!" She said to James, who looked down.
"And you 2!" She said rounding on Matt and Kelly. "You have been here long enough to no the rules! And you are suppose to be an example for your cousin! I think a detention is in order. Tonight, at 8 o'clock sharp. You will be scrubbing the hall way where u dropped dung bombs on. Mr. Potter, as this is your first day, I will not give you detention. But let this be a warning for you."
With that McGonagall excused them back to the common room.
As Matt, Kelly and James walked down the hall, Matt said,
"Sure is good to be back,"
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a/n: MWAHAHAHA! Well that was the 2nd chapter, ppl just so u no not all the chapters will be this long! But they might! But just telling u, so anyway see ya in next chapter.
Chapter preview: They all smirked evilly.
"We need a name." Sirius told them.
"Like what?" they asked him.
"Like I dunno…the mischief makers?" he suggested
"Nah…" they all said.
"How about the Marauders." Matt said popping out of the blue.