When You Think it Cant Get Any Crazier It Does

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And That's How They Got The Name Marauders

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a/n: hullo again! And welcome back. I am very grateful that ppl have been reviewing and I want to thank u for doing so!! I couldn't believe my eyes when it said I had 6 new reviews all in 1 day. I thought my computer was playing tricks on me…again… but anyway, THANK YOU SO MUCH!! *hugs readers* I'm ok…well, Jenn, I think ill put the thing u thought would be funny, in this chapter. Thanks for the idea! Well, on to the chapter and ill talk to ya at the bottom! Chow!

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About a week later, James, Sirius, Remus and Peter were becoming the best of friends! They had gotten used to where there class's were and were doing fine.

Although James didn't see much of Matt and Kelly. He only saw them at breakfast, lunch, break and Dinner and believe me, that wasn't much. And they were in the same house for crips sake.

But now it was Saturday, James's have day of the week. Him, Sirius, Remus and Peter were in the common room finishing up there homework.

"This homework is crazy!" Sirius said looking over his DADA essay. "Look: Name 3 signs that a person can be a werewolf? What are the primary facts about a werewolf? What the bloody hell are they talking about?!"

"Well if you paid attention in class then maybe you would know." Peter said still writing his Charms homework.

"Remus, how can you be finished already?!" James asked while Remus rolled up his Werewolf Essay for DADA.

"I guess I just no a lot about them." Remus said looking a little uncomfortable at the question.

"Good, then you can help me." Sirius said, looking at his essay. "Here look it over for me, please."

Sirius handed Remus his essay, and grabbed his Charms book.

"Ah! This is so boring." James said getting up.

"And where are you going?" Sirius asked as James put on his cloak.

"For a walk." James said plainly.

"Me two!" Sirius said getting up.

"I might as well go." Remus said reaching for his cloak.

"We needed a break anyway." Peter added putting on his cloak.

They all decided to wander the halls seeing if they could find something interesting. They turned a corner and they heard a cold sneering voice,

"Well if it isn't Potter, Black, Lupin and Petigrew."

The 4 of them stopped.

"Malfoy." James said bitterly.

4 boys walked out of the shadows. Crabbe, Goyle, Snape and Malfoy stood in front of them.

"What do you ugly gits want." Sirius said, eyeing Snape.

"That's none of your business now is it Black?" Snape sneered.

"Go to hell, Snape." Peter said in anger.

(a/n: ok I'm not making Pete sound like a wimp, but he will later…MWAHAHAHA!)

"You should probably keep that mouth shut, Mudblood." Malfoy smirked.

James was about to attack Malfoy but then they heard people running towards them.

"Ahem." said a cold annoying voice. "You weren't going to attack Mr. Malfoy were you?"

A LARGE 16 year old walked out of the shadows with a clip board. James recondnis her as the one that Matt was going to throw his mashed potato's out, Dolores Umbridge.

She tapped her quill on her clip board.

"Because if you were then I would have to report it." She said with a smirk.

James stood still, as the same as Sirius, Remus and Peter. James was about to speak when he heard some one run towards them. James turned around and saw Kelly running towards them.

Kelly ran in front of James, she was out of breath but she looked like she could take on anything.

"Why Potter nice to," Umbridge started but Kelly cut her off.

"Cram the sweet talk, Umbridge!" Kelly said angrily.

"Tsk tsk." Umbridge said writing something on her clip board. "That's know way to speak to a Prefect."

Kelly was getting angry, and believe me, you do NOT want to see Kelly angry. James took a few steps away from Kelly as though she were going to blow.

"Do you really think I care?!" Kelly almost yelled.

Umbridge looked up from her clip board and smirked evilly.

"You should," she said with a evil smile. "because if you talk back once more I will personally take house points away."

Kelly was shaking in anger, but then almost instantly she turned around grabbed James's shoulders and started to push him the other way.

"Were going," she said threw her teeth. James looked up in her eyes and he could of sworn they were on fire.

Not wanting to disobey Kelly when she was so angry, Sirius, Remus and Peter followed Kelly.

They were only took a few steps down the hall when they heard Umbridge yell,

"Mudblood!"

At this Kelly spun around and jumped at Umbridge punching her like crazy. When James saw Kelly and Umbridge fighting, James saw a opening for him to fight with Malfoy. James ran over to Malfoy and started to punching him. Sirius went for Snape and Remus and Peter for Crabbe and Goyle.

They were all killing one another for about 5 minutes when they heard a high pitch voice screaming,

"PETIGREW! LUPIN! BLACK! POTTERS!!!"

James stopped fighting with Malfoy and looked up to see Professor McGonagall white as a ghost, a second later Matt was right next to her.

Matt ran over to Kelly and held her away from Umbridge as she got up off the ground.

"Clam down, Kelly!" Matt said as he held Kelly back.

"You five," McGonagall told the Slytherin's. "Go back to your common room."

The Slytherin's laughed as they left to there common room.

"But you five," now turning to them. "You will come with me."

McGonagall lead them to her office and told them to sit in the chairs. They all took a seat, except for Matt who stood up by the door way.

"What were you five thinking?! Fighting in the hallway!" McGonagall yelled. "All of you! Detention for a week!! Starting tonight! 8 o'clock sharp! In the trophy room! You will clean them till they are spotless! Now go!"

With that they all left, well not Matt, he was still on duty.

(a/n: he has a duty?! Wo! I never knew! lol)

As they were walking back to Gryffindor tower a thought came across Remus.

"Miss Potter?" Remus started but Kelly said,

"Please you can call me Kelly."

"Er…Kelly. How did you know where we were?"

"Well," Kelly started. "That sweet Lily Evans saw you 4 with Malfoy and Snape and ran to tell me. She found we in the library and when she told me where you were I ran to ya."

"Evans told you!?" James said shocked.

"Yes she really is a sweet girl, only she might not want to study to much or she'll be so stressed to do anything." Kelly said with a nod.

"You know, you 4 are a couple of mischief makers and your only 1st years." Kelly said with a smile.

They all smirked evilly.

"We need a name." Sirius told them.

"Like what?" they asked him.

"Like I dunno…the mischief makers?" he suggested

"Nah…" they all said.

"How about the Marauders." Matt said popping out of the blue.

"Yeah. You 4 are a couple of Marauders now aren't ya?" Kelly said smiling.

"Matt! Where did you come from?!" James said a little shocked.

"I dunno, the author just made me pop out of the blue." Matt said shrugging.

Every one looked up.

(a/n: …what?! I did!)

"…Well, the name Marauders sounds good." Remus said, annoying the author.

(a/n: *sticks tongue out at Remus* you meanie!…er didn't mean it Kayz! I swear!!)

"Nah I can think of something way better!" Sirius said. "Just give me some time." He finished as they made it to the portrait.

"Password?" the fat lady asked.

"Gum Drop." they all said.

5 hours later

"Did you think of something way better yet, Sirius?" James asked as they were about to go to there detention.

"You can't rush these things, James." Sirius told him.

They all looked at Sirius and rolled there eyes.

"All in favor that were called the Marauders say I." Remus said.

"I!" They all said, as they left for there detention.

And that how they got the name, Marauders.

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a/n: hurray! Well ok you guys might not like how they got the name, but I was trying not to copy how they got there name from other ppl's Marauder stories. Thanks again to Jenn for the idea about the last name part, and ill see you again in the 4th chapter. Chow.