Who Knew Sirius Looked Good in Pink?

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a/n: HEY GUYS! I'm super sorry I didn't update this weekend! U see, last Tuesday *the 9th* I broke my middle finger on my left hand in gym while we were playing football! *shakes fists at Gym* SCREW U GYM! SCREW U FOOTBALL!…and well, I couldn't really type up my chappy sooo…yea, well my fingers still broken but I got used to how to type with the finger broken, no thanks to gym and football *shakes fist again* and…yea well, thanks for the reviews once again and on to the CHAPTER!!

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Remus and Peter caught on and smiled evilly also…

"Oh defiantly pretty in pink!" Remus said with an evil crackle.

"Pretty in Pink it is, then," James said evilly, as he put pink lipstick on his sleeping best friends lips.

"What else is in there?" Peter asked.

(a/n: Peter…AHHH *tries to jump at Peter but Alanna holds me back* DIE PETER DIE!!)

"Hmm…well there's eye shadow!" James said as he rummaged threw the make-up kit, pulling out some pink eye shadow.

"Wo! That color!" Remus said pointing to the pink eye shadow in James's hand. "Put that color on him!"

"OK! OK!" James said smiling as he put eye shadow on Sirius.

"Hmm…what next?" James asked as he looked in the kit again. "Ah ha! I know!"

James pulled out some blush and started to smear it on Sirius's cheeks. Remus grabbed the kit from James, when James was putting the blush on Sirius. He looked threw it for a minute, then pulled out some pink mascara.

"Man, who ever owns this kit, must really like the color pink!" Remus said as he handed James the pink mascara.

James nodded, "Yea I know, right!"

"Let me see, Remus!" Peter said as he looked threw the kit himself. "WO! This!"

Peter pulled out a bottle of pink nail polish. Remus and James placed the pink nail polish on Sirius's nails, three coats to be précised.

"What next, James?" Remus asked, while he blew on Sirius's nails, so the nail polish would dry faster.

"Uh oh…there isn't anything left to put on him!" James said as he looked back into the kit.

"That's ok," Remus said evilly. "I have a few ideas of my own." Remus crackled evilly.

"Man, I'm never falling asleep before all you guys do when there's make-up around!" Peter said in horror.

James and Remus laughed evilly.

"So, what did you have in mind?" James asked with an evil smile on his face.

"Something like this," Remus started. He took his wand and muttered some thing and all of a sudden Sirius's hair was long and instead of a very dark black it was now a bright pink. The hair pulled back into two very bushy pigtails.

James tried to hid his laughter but he couldn't hold it in. He burst into fists of laughter and soon he was joined in with Remus and Peter. The three of them were rolling on the floor laughing so hard they were sure their cheeks were going to fall off from smiling so much.

About 10 minutes later, they finally clamed down and James got an idea.

"I have an idea!" James said, still out of breath. He ran up to his dorm and came back down with a camera.

"We need to save this…wonderful moment for ages to come!" James said lining up his camera and facing it towards Sirius.

SNAP! The camera went off and they had the BIGGEST blackmail on Sirius Black in all his long life to come.

The three of them snickered some more, then they decided to wake Sirius up. Remus made a mirror float in front of Sirius, so when he woke up he would see himself.

"How are we gonna wake him up?" Remus asked, if you may or may not know Sirius is a very very very heavy sleeper.

"The only way I know how," James said with a smile.

He walked over to Sirius's side and whispered softly in his ear, "Sirius the hottest girl in London is here to see you."

Sirius spurge up off the couch looking around wildly.

"WHERE?! WHERE?!" Sirius asked looking all over the common room.

"THERE!" James yelled pointing at the mirror.

Sirius ran over to the mirror and looked in horror at the strange Pink-haired, pink lipped, pink eye shadowed girl that was staring at him in the mirror.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sirius yelled for a very long time.

He then turned to look at his friends who were trying to put on innocent faces, but the way he was looking at them they knew it didn't work.

"I'LL GET MY REVENGE!!!" Sirius yelled and marched up to their dorm.

The three waited a few minutes just in case Sirius was going to ambush them when they went upstairs. They took caution when they opened the door to their dorm.

The bathroom door was closed but they could see the light was on.

The three of them changed and got into their beds and feel asleep.

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a/n: mwahaha! They're so evil! Ill updated on the weekend! Toodles!