Episode #5: The Fight
Foreword
Author: hello everybody, it's THE WRITER here. Sorry that it took so long for the part #5 to come out, but this writer was overwhelmed with.........stuff. Anyways we decided to make the stories more... eh... animated, for all you loyal fans out there. So tell me what you think. Editor: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO KEEP WRITING!!! *SMECK* *fake girly scream* Author: *in a small voice* ok... and so one to part #5.
Nagi: well, Ryoko. Nice moves, really, maybe you should try out for the circus.
Ryoko: *wipes at her mouth* mmm... lets see now if you change your mind. *looks at Kenshin pointedly* Kenshin, sword please.
Kenshin strikes up a defensive stance and shields his sword like a little kid who doesn't want to give away his candy.
Kenshin: get your own, you sword-hogger! I know the way you fight, and I am not going to give you my sword!
Ryoko falls and sweat drops.
Sanosuke: I think she meant this, dimwit. *puts a hand in Kenshin's hair up to his elbow* hmm... I know its in here somewhere... *throws out a couple of throwing knives and shuriken* nope, not this. *moves his hand around and brings out a big-ass pile of books* Hey! Make-out paradise #101-150!!! May I borrow these Kenshin??? Ok, ok. *sticks his hand back in and throws out a scythe blade and a pike* not this either. *sticks his other hand in there too* OW!!!!!!!! I'm okay. Just a flesh wound. Is this it Ryoko? *pulls out a red katana with flames engraved on its hilt and blade*
Nagi: *scratches the back of her head* jeez, idiots...
All the while Kenshin is standing there blushing, embarrassed.
Ryoko: that's the one Sano! Throw it to me.
Sanosuke: SHE CALLED ME SANO!!! *sighs dreamily*
Kenshin: *gets all serious* not now, you idiot. Throw it to her.
*Ryoko catches her sword*
Ryoko: ready, Nagi? Nagi??? NAAGII???
Nagi: O.O'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
Ryoko: is anybody hooome??? *waves a hand in front of her face*
Nagi: *snaps out of her daydream* RYOKO YOU WON'T MAKE A FOOL OUT OF ME!!!!!!
Ryoko: mmm... okeey.... alright... lets get at it...
Nagi: Ryoko. Do you honestly expect to win a sword fight with that??? I mean an energy sword like mine would surely break it easily. After all, I want you to give me your best, before I kill you.
Ryoko: worry about your own well-being. If I die, I'll take you with me.
Nagi: *pissed off* FINE!!! *gets out her own sword and attacks Ryoko*
So they fight, showing off great kaatas and moves. Ryoko is pushing Nagi back a lot. Kenshin is watching, fascinated.
Kenshin: see, Sano. Ryoko has the upper hand in this fight. *Sano mumbles incoherently* Sano? *looks up at Sano and sees him drooling over Make-out paradise #102* SANOSUKE!!!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING???? YOUR FRIEND IS IN GREAT DANGER!!!!!!! GRAR!!! @.@
Sanosuke: I know, I know. But I know Ryoko will win anyway, so what's the point of watching?
Kenshin: look again, Sano.
Nagi has wrapped her energy sword like a rope around Ryoko's neck and is dragging Ryoko around.
Sanosuke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! RYOKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*----------------blackout-----------------*
End of episode #5
::cheap credits, but a nice ending theme::
The screen is black and there is no noise. Suddenly Kenshin walk out into the middle of the screen.
Kenshin: Hello there, guys. Um, you're probably wondering what will happen next ... right?
*Sano comes running in*
Sanosuke: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENNED??? WHERE IS MY HUNNY??? SHE WAS JUST THERE, AND NOW SHE'S GONE!!!!!!
Kenshin: down, now Sano... this is the off-screen.
Sanosuke: *sniff*sniff* whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! I WANT HER NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kenshin: .' ummmmmmm... Anyways, I don't exactly know. I'm sure Ryoko is going to win...
Sanosuke: DAMN RIGHT SHE IS!!!!!! GRAR!!! @.@
Kenshin: hehe... see ya!
Omake Theater
A wind blows past..................
Nothing here...........................
It seems that Ryoko has destroyed the omake set.........
Editor: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?????? WHAT DO YOU MEAN Ryoko DESTROYED THE SET??? WHAT A CHEAP ENDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Author: *crouching down in the corner and covered in bandages* umm... that was... what we wrote in the last omake...
Editor: WE?!?!?!? WE??!?!?! WE DIDN'T WRITE IT, YOU DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRAR!!!!!!!!!!
Author: *girly scream* don't hurt meee... noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
*BAM*
Foreword
Author: hello everybody, it's THE WRITER here. Sorry that it took so long for the part #5 to come out, but this writer was overwhelmed with.........stuff. Anyways we decided to make the stories more... eh... animated, for all you loyal fans out there. So tell me what you think. Editor: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO KEEP WRITING!!! *SMECK* *fake girly scream* Author: *in a small voice* ok... and so one to part #5.
Nagi: well, Ryoko. Nice moves, really, maybe you should try out for the circus.
Ryoko: *wipes at her mouth* mmm... lets see now if you change your mind. *looks at Kenshin pointedly* Kenshin, sword please.
Kenshin strikes up a defensive stance and shields his sword like a little kid who doesn't want to give away his candy.
Kenshin: get your own, you sword-hogger! I know the way you fight, and I am not going to give you my sword!
Ryoko falls and sweat drops.
Sanosuke: I think she meant this, dimwit. *puts a hand in Kenshin's hair up to his elbow* hmm... I know its in here somewhere... *throws out a couple of throwing knives and shuriken* nope, not this. *moves his hand around and brings out a big-ass pile of books* Hey! Make-out paradise #101-150!!! May I borrow these Kenshin??? Ok, ok. *sticks his hand back in and throws out a scythe blade and a pike* not this either. *sticks his other hand in there too* OW!!!!!!!! I'm okay. Just a flesh wound. Is this it Ryoko? *pulls out a red katana with flames engraved on its hilt and blade*
Nagi: *scratches the back of her head* jeez, idiots...
All the while Kenshin is standing there blushing, embarrassed.
Ryoko: that's the one Sano! Throw it to me.
Sanosuke: SHE CALLED ME SANO!!! *sighs dreamily*
Kenshin: *gets all serious* not now, you idiot. Throw it to her.
*Ryoko catches her sword*
Ryoko: ready, Nagi? Nagi??? NAAGII???
Nagi: O.O'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
Ryoko: is anybody hooome??? *waves a hand in front of her face*
Nagi: *snaps out of her daydream* RYOKO YOU WON'T MAKE A FOOL OUT OF ME!!!!!!
Ryoko: mmm... okeey.... alright... lets get at it...
Nagi: Ryoko. Do you honestly expect to win a sword fight with that??? I mean an energy sword like mine would surely break it easily. After all, I want you to give me your best, before I kill you.
Ryoko: worry about your own well-being. If I die, I'll take you with me.
Nagi: *pissed off* FINE!!! *gets out her own sword and attacks Ryoko*
So they fight, showing off great kaatas and moves. Ryoko is pushing Nagi back a lot. Kenshin is watching, fascinated.
Kenshin: see, Sano. Ryoko has the upper hand in this fight. *Sano mumbles incoherently* Sano? *looks up at Sano and sees him drooling over Make-out paradise #102* SANOSUKE!!!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING???? YOUR FRIEND IS IN GREAT DANGER!!!!!!! GRAR!!! @.@
Sanosuke: I know, I know. But I know Ryoko will win anyway, so what's the point of watching?
Kenshin: look again, Sano.
Nagi has wrapped her energy sword like a rope around Ryoko's neck and is dragging Ryoko around.
Sanosuke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! RYOKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*----------------blackout-----------------*
End of episode #5
::cheap credits, but a nice ending theme::
The screen is black and there is no noise. Suddenly Kenshin walk out into the middle of the screen.
Kenshin: Hello there, guys. Um, you're probably wondering what will happen next ... right?
*Sano comes running in*
Sanosuke: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENNED??? WHERE IS MY HUNNY??? SHE WAS JUST THERE, AND NOW SHE'S GONE!!!!!!
Kenshin: down, now Sano... this is the off-screen.
Sanosuke: *sniff*sniff* whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! I WANT HER NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kenshin: .' ummmmmmm... Anyways, I don't exactly know. I'm sure Ryoko is going to win...
Sanosuke: DAMN RIGHT SHE IS!!!!!! GRAR!!! @.@
Kenshin: hehe... see ya!
Omake Theater
A wind blows past..................
Nothing here...........................
It seems that Ryoko has destroyed the omake set.........
Editor: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?????? WHAT DO YOU MEAN Ryoko DESTROYED THE SET??? WHAT A CHEAP ENDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Author: *crouching down in the corner and covered in bandages* umm... that was... what we wrote in the last omake...
Editor: WE?!?!?!? WE??!?!?! WE DIDN'T WRITE IT, YOU DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRAR!!!!!!!!!!
Author: *girly scream* don't hurt meee... noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
*BAM*