The Samurai, The Demon, and The Ruffian
Part #7
Sano go BOOM!!! (Editor: translation: Sanosuke's big fight ^^; eheheh...)
Ryoko: thanks for healing me, Mel.
Kenshin and Sanosuke: Ariake??? Mel??? What??? Mi confuzzled...
Ariake: *turns and flashes a smile to them* heh-heh...
Ryoko: my, this is awkward...
Ariake: Ryoko, umm, well... INTRODUCE ME ALREADY!!!!!
Ryoko: pushy, pushy... well then. *the guys come close*
Ryoko: *points at Kenshin* Ariake, this is Sano. *points at Sanosuke* and this, is Kenshin.
Sanosuke: I'M NOT KENSHIN!!! HE'S KENSHIN!!! *points at Kenshin* Jeez, Ryoko... We've known each other for at least 7 years, and you still cant get it right. Right, Kenshin?
Kenshin: *staring at Ariake and drooling* wa-na-naaa...
Sanosuke: jeez, man. What universe are you floating in?
Ryoko: it's not like I messed up on purpose, Sano. (Sano: SHE CALLED ME SANO!!!) My vision got all fuzzy...
Ariake: the one you called Sanosuke is creeping me out. He's slobbering all over my new cloak... ewwwwwww...
Sanosuke: I'M SANOSUKE!!! HE'S KENSHIN!!! Jeez, you're almost as bad as Ryoko.
Ryoko: WHAT'D YOU SAY?!? NO ONE IS AS BAD AS ME, YOU ASS!!! Sano: ;-.-; Anyways, excuse Kenshin's manners. He's never acted this stupid in the last 6 years...
Ryoko: Kenshin! GET YOUR AMOROUS (Author's note #1: OOO!!! I learned this week that amorous doesn't mean lecherous, but I'll still use it AND YOU CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT, SO HA! but nevertheless...) CARCASS OFF ARIAKE, OR SHE'LL BE FORCED TO RETALIATE IT!!! (Author's note #2: ooo!! And I also learned what retaliation means, compliments of Mish, thanx Mish, but nevertheless...)
Kenshin: *stops slobbering, but still is in his own little universe* wa-na-naaa...
Sanosuke: *suddenly hears a noise and looks to its source while Ryoko and Ariake laugh it off* hey... isn't that Shikijo?
Ryoko: *stops laughing* you mean Shikijo of the Oniwaban group? That old weakling still alive? Jeez...
Shikijo: *bulldozing at them with his full speed* SANOSUKE!!!!!!! I'm GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS, ROAST YOUR BRAINS, AND SUCK THEM THROUGH A STRAW!!!!!!!!!!!
Ariake: Shikijo??? What kind of weirdo is he???
Ryoko: one dumb pillager, after another... what can a demon like me do? Oh me, oh my... so many wimps, so little time...
Sanosuke: give this one to me, love. I defeated him the last time, so his ego is back for more.
Ryoko and Ariake: LOVE?!?!?!?!??!? *through telepathy to one another* GAH!!!!
Ariake: now, now Ryoko. Leave him alone. Lets see what he can do, when he's fighting for his Ryoko. (Ryoko: OH, I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS ARIAKE!!!)
Kenshin: *snaps out of daydream and talks in his Battosai-da-manslayer voice* Shikijo proved to be weaker than Sano, the last time. But I'm afraid he has brought reinforcements.
Ryoko: yeah, I think you're right... look at his weapon. It's a canon-ball on a chain, but it looks like its no ordinary weapon, like last time.
Kenshin: I smell gunpowder and explosives.
Ryoko: That means!!!
Ryoko has a flashback: the last time Shikijo and Sanosuke fought, Sanosuke let the canon ball hit him, and then ripped it off.
Ryoko and Kenshin: THAT MEANS...!!! NOO!!!
The same second Ryoko realizes this, the cannonball is thrown toward Sanosuke and there is a huge explosion. When the dust clears, here is a huge crater, but no Sanosuke.
TO BE CONTINUED...
End of episode #7
::cheap credits, but a nice ending theme::
Author: *cackles evilly* MWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!! By the way, thanks guys for putting up with my stories, and keep it up. I hope next year, we'll see each other in some classes at least. If you want me to continue these, remind me, k??? cha-la-la!!! And good luck on ya'll exams!!!
Omake Theater:
Editor: Sorry guys, no omake this time. SOMEONE, not pointing any fingers, but *AHEM* Leena (the author) DIDN'T DO OMAKE THIS TIME!!!!!!!! GAAAAH!!! I'LL KILL HER!!!!!!!!!
Author: *hiding behind a stack of paper and shaking* I thought she wasn't going to point any fingers.... GAH!!!!!!!! *the editor points a finger at the author and suddenly there is a huge blast and Leena is lying on the floor with a hole in her head*
Editor: oops... I didn't mean it literally...(^.^') (jeez I'm so bad-ass today!) well I accidentally in cold blood murdered the author... well... I guess, she will use her great writing powers and recover herself in the next episode. Cha-cha!! Hehe... Leena? Are you really dead?? *poke*poke*
Part #7
Sano go BOOM!!! (Editor: translation: Sanosuke's big fight ^^; eheheh...)
Ryoko: thanks for healing me, Mel.
Kenshin and Sanosuke: Ariake??? Mel??? What??? Mi confuzzled...
Ariake: *turns and flashes a smile to them* heh-heh...
Ryoko: my, this is awkward...
Ariake: Ryoko, umm, well... INTRODUCE ME ALREADY!!!!!
Ryoko: pushy, pushy... well then. *the guys come close*
Ryoko: *points at Kenshin* Ariake, this is Sano. *points at Sanosuke* and this, is Kenshin.
Sanosuke: I'M NOT KENSHIN!!! HE'S KENSHIN!!! *points at Kenshin* Jeez, Ryoko... We've known each other for at least 7 years, and you still cant get it right. Right, Kenshin?
Kenshin: *staring at Ariake and drooling* wa-na-naaa...
Sanosuke: jeez, man. What universe are you floating in?
Ryoko: it's not like I messed up on purpose, Sano. (Sano: SHE CALLED ME SANO!!!) My vision got all fuzzy...
Ariake: the one you called Sanosuke is creeping me out. He's slobbering all over my new cloak... ewwwwwww...
Sanosuke: I'M SANOSUKE!!! HE'S KENSHIN!!! Jeez, you're almost as bad as Ryoko.
Ryoko: WHAT'D YOU SAY?!? NO ONE IS AS BAD AS ME, YOU ASS!!! Sano: ;-.-; Anyways, excuse Kenshin's manners. He's never acted this stupid in the last 6 years...
Ryoko: Kenshin! GET YOUR AMOROUS (Author's note #1: OOO!!! I learned this week that amorous doesn't mean lecherous, but I'll still use it AND YOU CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT, SO HA! but nevertheless...) CARCASS OFF ARIAKE, OR SHE'LL BE FORCED TO RETALIATE IT!!! (Author's note #2: ooo!! And I also learned what retaliation means, compliments of Mish, thanx Mish, but nevertheless...)
Kenshin: *stops slobbering, but still is in his own little universe* wa-na-naaa...
Sanosuke: *suddenly hears a noise and looks to its source while Ryoko and Ariake laugh it off* hey... isn't that Shikijo?
Ryoko: *stops laughing* you mean Shikijo of the Oniwaban group? That old weakling still alive? Jeez...
Shikijo: *bulldozing at them with his full speed* SANOSUKE!!!!!!! I'm GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS, ROAST YOUR BRAINS, AND SUCK THEM THROUGH A STRAW!!!!!!!!!!!
Ariake: Shikijo??? What kind of weirdo is he???
Ryoko: one dumb pillager, after another... what can a demon like me do? Oh me, oh my... so many wimps, so little time...
Sanosuke: give this one to me, love. I defeated him the last time, so his ego is back for more.
Ryoko and Ariake: LOVE?!?!?!?!??!? *through telepathy to one another* GAH!!!!
Ariake: now, now Ryoko. Leave him alone. Lets see what he can do, when he's fighting for his Ryoko. (Ryoko: OH, I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS ARIAKE!!!)
Kenshin: *snaps out of daydream and talks in his Battosai-da-manslayer voice* Shikijo proved to be weaker than Sano, the last time. But I'm afraid he has brought reinforcements.
Ryoko: yeah, I think you're right... look at his weapon. It's a canon-ball on a chain, but it looks like its no ordinary weapon, like last time.
Kenshin: I smell gunpowder and explosives.
Ryoko: That means!!!
Ryoko has a flashback: the last time Shikijo and Sanosuke fought, Sanosuke let the canon ball hit him, and then ripped it off.
Ryoko and Kenshin: THAT MEANS...!!! NOO!!!
The same second Ryoko realizes this, the cannonball is thrown toward Sanosuke and there is a huge explosion. When the dust clears, here is a huge crater, but no Sanosuke.
TO BE CONTINUED...
End of episode #7
::cheap credits, but a nice ending theme::
Author: *cackles evilly* MWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!! By the way, thanks guys for putting up with my stories, and keep it up. I hope next year, we'll see each other in some classes at least. If you want me to continue these, remind me, k??? cha-la-la!!! And good luck on ya'll exams!!!
Omake Theater:
Editor: Sorry guys, no omake this time. SOMEONE, not pointing any fingers, but *AHEM* Leena (the author) DIDN'T DO OMAKE THIS TIME!!!!!!!! GAAAAH!!! I'LL KILL HER!!!!!!!!!
Author: *hiding behind a stack of paper and shaking* I thought she wasn't going to point any fingers.... GAH!!!!!!!! *the editor points a finger at the author and suddenly there is a huge blast and Leena is lying on the floor with a hole in her head*
Editor: oops... I didn't mean it literally...(^.^') (jeez I'm so bad-ass today!) well I accidentally in cold blood murdered the author... well... I guess, she will use her great writing powers and recover herself in the next episode. Cha-cha!! Hehe... Leena? Are you really dead?? *poke*poke*