So it begins....
"Yes," I mumbled tweaking the little gear with a screwdriver. Actually, It wasn't a screwdriver, it was a bottle opener, because I couldn't find a screwdriver, but that's not important. The point is, I was finishing a very important invention that is a pivotal point to this story. I'm getting to that now, hold your horses.
"They said it couldn't be done!" I raised the little oddity (That somewhat resembled a blender) above my head victoriously. "MWAHAHAHA!"
"What is that?" My sister walked in. She was interupting my moment.
"Ummm," I dug my toe into the carpet, "I dunno. I guess I was gonna figure that out when I was done with it."
"Well are you?" She asked impatiently.
"I guess so. Does it look finished to you?"
"No, it looks like a blender."
"Shut up, it's more like a food processor. Besides, it will do something really great."
"Like make banana smoothies?"
"No!" With this I hit her on the head with a paper towel tube.
"Ow!" she rubbed her head, "What do you have that for?"
"It's a lookout telescope" I demonstrate by looking through it. "Plus, you can hit people with it!" I bopped her on the head again gleefully.
"You've lost it." she said.
"Eau Contraire, mademoiselle, I have found it! This invention will revolutionize the world!" I went into my evil genius laugh, and lightening flashed.
"Huh?" I kicked the wall and the flashing light stopped. "Stupid faulty wiring."
"Well aren't you going to try your experiment?" She asked me.
"Later. I'm going to Jessica's house." I stuck my toungue out at her. In my backpack, I had a bunch of stuff to return to her and Brian. They're my best buds! If only Brian could cut back on the Old Spice. It makes me sneeze.
I decided to bring the invention along, to show them, so into the backpack it went. Suddenly, a drop of liquid fell on the wires. They began to spark and glow in a very mysterious mystical-like way.
"What was that?" I looked up at my sister who was now holding a banana smoothie in her hand.
"Sorry, just, talking about banana smoothies made me want one, so I went and made it. Besides, this is your fic, you should have come up with a better way to move the story along."
"Would you cut it out so I can be dramatic and curious about this?" I yelled.
"Whatever you say." she said, and continued drinking, only proceeding to spill more smoothie, and making the machine short circuit more.
"Ugggh!" I grabbed around for a towel. I always have one or two dirty ones lying around. Conveniently enough, I grabbed my Lord of the Rings book and dropped it on the machine, being the clumsy ox I am.
A huge glimmering vortex thingy swirled upward. It was so pretty, and shiny... oooohhh. I just wandered blindly into it. Wheeeeeeeee! This was fun!
"Mom! Your quirky scientist daughter just got herself lost in a mysterious wormhole of doom!" Yelled the little squealer.
"That's nice, dear. Can you help me set the table?"
In the mean time, I was rising into the swirling twister. I landed with a thud, on something concrete-y. Rubbing my butt, I stood up and looked around. Trees, statues, runes on the walls; I was in Middle Earth, alright.
Crap.
"Yes," I mumbled tweaking the little gear with a screwdriver. Actually, It wasn't a screwdriver, it was a bottle opener, because I couldn't find a screwdriver, but that's not important. The point is, I was finishing a very important invention that is a pivotal point to this story. I'm getting to that now, hold your horses.
"They said it couldn't be done!" I raised the little oddity (That somewhat resembled a blender) above my head victoriously. "MWAHAHAHA!"
"What is that?" My sister walked in. She was interupting my moment.
"Ummm," I dug my toe into the carpet, "I dunno. I guess I was gonna figure that out when I was done with it."
"Well are you?" She asked impatiently.
"I guess so. Does it look finished to you?"
"No, it looks like a blender."
"Shut up, it's more like a food processor. Besides, it will do something really great."
"Like make banana smoothies?"
"No!" With this I hit her on the head with a paper towel tube.
"Ow!" she rubbed her head, "What do you have that for?"
"It's a lookout telescope" I demonstrate by looking through it. "Plus, you can hit people with it!" I bopped her on the head again gleefully.
"You've lost it." she said.
"Eau Contraire, mademoiselle, I have found it! This invention will revolutionize the world!" I went into my evil genius laugh, and lightening flashed.
"Huh?" I kicked the wall and the flashing light stopped. "Stupid faulty wiring."
"Well aren't you going to try your experiment?" She asked me.
"Later. I'm going to Jessica's house." I stuck my toungue out at her. In my backpack, I had a bunch of stuff to return to her and Brian. They're my best buds! If only Brian could cut back on the Old Spice. It makes me sneeze.
I decided to bring the invention along, to show them, so into the backpack it went. Suddenly, a drop of liquid fell on the wires. They began to spark and glow in a very mysterious mystical-like way.
"What was that?" I looked up at my sister who was now holding a banana smoothie in her hand.
"Sorry, just, talking about banana smoothies made me want one, so I went and made it. Besides, this is your fic, you should have come up with a better way to move the story along."
"Would you cut it out so I can be dramatic and curious about this?" I yelled.
"Whatever you say." she said, and continued drinking, only proceeding to spill more smoothie, and making the machine short circuit more.
"Ugggh!" I grabbed around for a towel. I always have one or two dirty ones lying around. Conveniently enough, I grabbed my Lord of the Rings book and dropped it on the machine, being the clumsy ox I am.
A huge glimmering vortex thingy swirled upward. It was so pretty, and shiny... oooohhh. I just wandered blindly into it. Wheeeeeeeee! This was fun!
"Mom! Your quirky scientist daughter just got herself lost in a mysterious wormhole of doom!" Yelled the little squealer.
"That's nice, dear. Can you help me set the table?"
In the mean time, I was rising into the swirling twister. I landed with a thud, on something concrete-y. Rubbing my butt, I stood up and looked around. Trees, statues, runes on the walls; I was in Middle Earth, alright.
Crap.