Getting up, I wondered if this was really happening. It's happened,
like, a million times in countless Mary Sue fics, hasn't it? Oh well,
maybe I can make the best of this, have a little fun...
Steps came down the hallway. Goody, my first encounter with a middle earth person!
"How did you get in to Rivendell?" asked Elrond, to my delight.
"Ummm, flew?" I responded
"Okay." He shrugged.
"Okay?" I asked, "So you're just gonna take that for an answer?"
"Sure, why not, we already had five mysterious girls show up through mystical portholes this morning."
"Oh, Why am I not surprised?" I shook it off. "So, You're Elrond. Pleased to meet you!" I ran up to him and shook his hand.
"Whoa, whoa! Easy on the merchandise buddy!" I was a little shocked.
"Whatever. Where's everyone else?"
"Ah yes, they're all getting ready for the super secret meeting."
`
"Cool, can I come?"
"No. It's a super secret meting. And no girls allowed." He stuck his toungue out. "So there!"
"I already know where it's going to be held, so I'm going anyway."
"What are you, a spy of Sauron?"
"No, I'm his gardener."
"What the-"
"Nevermind."
"And pray tell, What is your name, oh goofy one?"
"Ah, Toby." I told him my nickname. (Long Story).
"Very well then, Toby, you are welcome here."
"Just like that?"
"Yeah. Besides you have enchanting beauty beyond any elf maiden I've seen."
"No I don't" I told him.
"Oh, nevermind, I thought I was supposed to say that."
"Nope, I'm not a Mary Sue, just a regular old gawky teenage girl who happened to be magically transported to Middle Earth. Go figure!"
At the term, 'Mary Sue', a high pitched girly scream echoed through the hallways. I ran to see none other than my favorite sexy blonde elf, Legolas, hiding behind a shrubbery.
"Are they gone yet? Are they gone? Uncle Elrond, did you get them?"
"WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING ME UNCLE ELROND? I'M NOT YOU'RE UNCLE, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!"
Legolas immediatly crawled out and began clutching onto Elrond's leg,
"Because you're my favoritest buddy in the whole wide world, and I'm terribly paranoid of all the fangirls who keep on sending me letters and attacking me and pulling my hair."
"You're entitled. Just get off my leg!"
"Oh, sorry." Legolas backed off and began rocking back and forth, compulsively on the floor, singing,
"This old man, he played one, he played knicknack on my thumb..."
"He's gone over the deep end, hasn't he?" I whispered into elronds ear, a rather difficult thing, considering he's around six feet tall', and I'm only 5'2".
"Yes, indeed. The obsessive fangirls are driving him to madness. Like it has been said, there are things far worse than orcs."
I decided not to tell him about the Legolas shrine in my closet.
"With a knicknack pattywhack..." I decided to help him out, so I tapped him on the shoulder,
"Hey."
"EEEEEEEE!" He let out another girly squeal. "No! Not another one! I thought these borders were well protected!" He backed off, crawling backwards, throwing various objects off the floor at me.
"No! You'll never get me! Die! Die!" I decided it was no use talking to him in this condition, so I'd wait until he's a little better.
"Um, shall we?" I stood, withstanding the various hurtling objects aimed at my head.
"Yes, lets." And Elrond lead me down the hallway.
Steps came down the hallway. Goody, my first encounter with a middle earth person!
"How did you get in to Rivendell?" asked Elrond, to my delight.
"Ummm, flew?" I responded
"Okay." He shrugged.
"Okay?" I asked, "So you're just gonna take that for an answer?"
"Sure, why not, we already had five mysterious girls show up through mystical portholes this morning."
"Oh, Why am I not surprised?" I shook it off. "So, You're Elrond. Pleased to meet you!" I ran up to him and shook his hand.
"Whoa, whoa! Easy on the merchandise buddy!" I was a little shocked.
"Whatever. Where's everyone else?"
"Ah yes, they're all getting ready for the super secret meeting."
`
"Cool, can I come?"
"No. It's a super secret meting. And no girls allowed." He stuck his toungue out. "So there!"
"I already know where it's going to be held, so I'm going anyway."
"What are you, a spy of Sauron?"
"No, I'm his gardener."
"What the-"
"Nevermind."
"And pray tell, What is your name, oh goofy one?"
"Ah, Toby." I told him my nickname. (Long Story).
"Very well then, Toby, you are welcome here."
"Just like that?"
"Yeah. Besides you have enchanting beauty beyond any elf maiden I've seen."
"No I don't" I told him.
"Oh, nevermind, I thought I was supposed to say that."
"Nope, I'm not a Mary Sue, just a regular old gawky teenage girl who happened to be magically transported to Middle Earth. Go figure!"
At the term, 'Mary Sue', a high pitched girly scream echoed through the hallways. I ran to see none other than my favorite sexy blonde elf, Legolas, hiding behind a shrubbery.
"Are they gone yet? Are they gone? Uncle Elrond, did you get them?"
"WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING ME UNCLE ELROND? I'M NOT YOU'RE UNCLE, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!"
Legolas immediatly crawled out and began clutching onto Elrond's leg,
"Because you're my favoritest buddy in the whole wide world, and I'm terribly paranoid of all the fangirls who keep on sending me letters and attacking me and pulling my hair."
"You're entitled. Just get off my leg!"
"Oh, sorry." Legolas backed off and began rocking back and forth, compulsively on the floor, singing,
"This old man, he played one, he played knicknack on my thumb..."
"He's gone over the deep end, hasn't he?" I whispered into elronds ear, a rather difficult thing, considering he's around six feet tall', and I'm only 5'2".
"Yes, indeed. The obsessive fangirls are driving him to madness. Like it has been said, there are things far worse than orcs."
I decided not to tell him about the Legolas shrine in my closet.
"With a knicknack pattywhack..." I decided to help him out, so I tapped him on the shoulder,
"Hey."
"EEEEEEEE!" He let out another girly squeal. "No! Not another one! I thought these borders were well protected!" He backed off, crawling backwards, throwing various objects off the floor at me.
"No! You'll never get me! Die! Die!" I decided it was no use talking to him in this condition, so I'd wait until he's a little better.
"Um, shall we?" I stood, withstanding the various hurtling objects aimed at my head.
"Yes, lets." And Elrond lead me down the hallway.