Notice of Eviction
"Welcome to the new game show Notice of Eviction!!! If you lose you get evicted!! We have 3 saps willing to play and remember if u lose you get what?!?!?!"
"Evicted!!!!" People start jump up and down one man falls and spills coffee on a rather large lady. Fight ensues
"Alright, I'm your host Dan, Dan Ox'ing'fered. And today 3 unlucky people will play and only 1 will lose their home and everything in it to spilt with the winner are you READY!?!?!"
"Yes"(Fat lady lands a punch on coffee man)
"First lets welcome Sally, she lives in a run down box next to the stage exit and she's willing to give everything she's got to win! She owns 4 sports pages and a old apple!! What a trooper! Sally Come on Down!!!!"
Sally enters in a newspaper shirt and old second hand dress. Sally's eyes widen and her mouth opens a large stank cloud forms. "Glad too be here!"
"Wow, Folks anyone got a breath mint for Sally? Anyone?!?! Alright guess not. Next up we have Sam, that's all we know come on down Sam, and tell us about yourself"
Sam enters he's a rather normal looking man besides the fat that he has a eye patch on. "Hello I'm Sam."
"Great..Next if the freakishly creature or man we call Mole boy the 5 time champion of the guess who's getting evicted bonus question and 4 time loser!!"
Mole boy burrows in and brushes off the dirt "I'm on my fourth house, and I'm going to win this time!!!"
"I really doubt it, but hey lets start this game!!!"
"Welcome to the new game show Notice of Eviction!!! If you lose you get evicted!! We have 3 saps willing to play and remember if u lose you get what?!?!?!"
"Evicted!!!!" People start jump up and down one man falls and spills coffee on a rather large lady. Fight ensues
"Alright, I'm your host Dan, Dan Ox'ing'fered. And today 3 unlucky people will play and only 1 will lose their home and everything in it to spilt with the winner are you READY!?!?!"
"Yes"(Fat lady lands a punch on coffee man)
"First lets welcome Sally, she lives in a run down box next to the stage exit and she's willing to give everything she's got to win! She owns 4 sports pages and a old apple!! What a trooper! Sally Come on Down!!!!"
Sally enters in a newspaper shirt and old second hand dress. Sally's eyes widen and her mouth opens a large stank cloud forms. "Glad too be here!"
"Wow, Folks anyone got a breath mint for Sally? Anyone?!?! Alright guess not. Next up we have Sam, that's all we know come on down Sam, and tell us about yourself"
Sam enters he's a rather normal looking man besides the fat that he has a eye patch on. "Hello I'm Sam."
"Great..Next if the freakishly creature or man we call Mole boy the 5 time champion of the guess who's getting evicted bonus question and 4 time loser!!"
Mole boy burrows in and brushes off the dirt "I'm on my fourth house, and I'm going to win this time!!!"
"I really doubt it, but hey lets start this game!!!"