A Sleepy Hollow Halloween
By: Sabrina Bloom
Setting:Ichabod and Katrina's New York townhouse, Hallow's Eve. Ichabod is throwing a party, he is scurrying around, setting up. There is a light fog outside.
Ichabod–(rushing around, lighting a candle inside the pumpkin) Huh, I hope everything is in order, the guest shall be arriving soon.
Katrina–(Staring at him,confused) Why do you worry so much Ichy, sometimes I just don't get you!
Ichabod– For the hundredth time, stop calling me Ichy!
Katrina–(giggles)
(There is a knock on the door)
Ichabod–They are here, marvelous!(walks toward door, it crashes open, the Hessian is standing there with his wife, Lady Van Tassel.)Dear God, you could have at least waited for me to open the door!, (in a very sickened way) And, umm, what has happened to your head, the last time we met, it had grown back on.....
Horseman–(Tries to sign out what happened, Ichabod realizes that there was some sort of accident..)
Ichabod– Very well then....please come in!
Katrina–Hessy Baby! You look stunning, and Lady Van Tassel, well umm(motions for her to sit down) you look, well, stunned.
Lady Van Tassel–(monotone) My life is a living hell, yours?
Katrina– Just peachy!
Ichabod– Yes, well, we still have a couple guests, Katrina, would you call down young Masbath?
Katrina– Mazzy, come on down!
Masbath comes downstairs covered in what seems to be fake blood, Ichabod faints)
Masbath–SCORE!
Katrina– Now that wasn't very nice! You tell him your sorry!!
Masbath– Make me!
The Headless Horseman stands up with his ax, and steps towards Masbath.
Masbath– Alright then, wake up man...I'm sorry..
Ichabod–(sits straight up) Good, now where are the other guests?
The Headless Horseman shrugs, there is a hard pounding at the door
Katrina– Whoo-hoo more guest's!! (Answers door) Hello Constable!
HIGH constable– Who the hell are you, I thought this was Ichabods house!
Katrina and Ichabod– It is sir!(Ichabod takes over by placing his hand over Katrinas mouth.)It is sir, this is my gal, Katrina Van Tassel, now will you come in, please!
The HIGH constable comes in, and sits down staring at the Horseman.
H. Constable– WHO THE HELL IS THAT!!
Ichabod– Oh, this is THE Headless Horse man!
H. Constable– Your mission was to KILL him, not bring him to New York with you!
Ichabod– I didn't, he lives in Sleepy Hollow, at his home with his, umm, beautiful...wife.. Lady.. ...Van Tassel.
H. Constable– Well, is he or what ever he is, dangerous(staring at ax)
Ichabod– Well, not really.....just don't make fun of him, he is very sensitive...(staring at neck)
The headless horseman signs out that yes, he is sensitive, and if disturbed, he'll bite your head off. There is another knock at the door.
Ichabod–Who could that be?(opens up the door and see's a man with no head on a horse, with a flaming pumpkin in his hand) Oh my GOSH!!!
(he faints for the second time)
Masbeth– You are the most gullible little shit I've ever seen!
Lady Van Tassel– Can I eat him Katrina.
Katrina–You always sickened me.
Ichabod–(screaming, shoots Masbeth)
Masbeth-(yells) Kutabare!!!!
(The Headless Horseman then runs towards Masbeth in anger, because he was made fun of. The sound of scream can be heard through the fog. THE END)
By: Sabrina Bloom
Setting:Ichabod and Katrina's New York townhouse, Hallow's Eve. Ichabod is throwing a party, he is scurrying around, setting up. There is a light fog outside.
Ichabod–(rushing around, lighting a candle inside the pumpkin) Huh, I hope everything is in order, the guest shall be arriving soon.
Katrina–(Staring at him,confused) Why do you worry so much Ichy, sometimes I just don't get you!
Ichabod– For the hundredth time, stop calling me Ichy!
Katrina–(giggles)
(There is a knock on the door)
Ichabod–They are here, marvelous!(walks toward door, it crashes open, the Hessian is standing there with his wife, Lady Van Tassel.)Dear God, you could have at least waited for me to open the door!, (in a very sickened way) And, umm, what has happened to your head, the last time we met, it had grown back on.....
Horseman–(Tries to sign out what happened, Ichabod realizes that there was some sort of accident..)
Ichabod– Very well then....please come in!
Katrina–Hessy Baby! You look stunning, and Lady Van Tassel, well umm(motions for her to sit down) you look, well, stunned.
Lady Van Tassel–(monotone) My life is a living hell, yours?
Katrina– Just peachy!
Ichabod– Yes, well, we still have a couple guests, Katrina, would you call down young Masbath?
Katrina– Mazzy, come on down!
Masbath comes downstairs covered in what seems to be fake blood, Ichabod faints)
Masbath–SCORE!
Katrina– Now that wasn't very nice! You tell him your sorry!!
Masbath– Make me!
The Headless Horseman stands up with his ax, and steps towards Masbath.
Masbath– Alright then, wake up man...I'm sorry..
Ichabod–(sits straight up) Good, now where are the other guests?
The Headless Horseman shrugs, there is a hard pounding at the door
Katrina– Whoo-hoo more guest's!! (Answers door) Hello Constable!
HIGH constable– Who the hell are you, I thought this was Ichabods house!
Katrina and Ichabod– It is sir!(Ichabod takes over by placing his hand over Katrinas mouth.)It is sir, this is my gal, Katrina Van Tassel, now will you come in, please!
The HIGH constable comes in, and sits down staring at the Horseman.
H. Constable– WHO THE HELL IS THAT!!
Ichabod– Oh, this is THE Headless Horse man!
H. Constable– Your mission was to KILL him, not bring him to New York with you!
Ichabod– I didn't, he lives in Sleepy Hollow, at his home with his, umm, beautiful...wife.. Lady.. ...Van Tassel.
H. Constable– Well, is he or what ever he is, dangerous(staring at ax)
Ichabod– Well, not really.....just don't make fun of him, he is very sensitive...(staring at neck)
The headless horseman signs out that yes, he is sensitive, and if disturbed, he'll bite your head off. There is another knock at the door.
Ichabod–Who could that be?(opens up the door and see's a man with no head on a horse, with a flaming pumpkin in his hand) Oh my GOSH!!!
(he faints for the second time)
Masbeth– You are the most gullible little shit I've ever seen!
Lady Van Tassel– Can I eat him Katrina.
Katrina–You always sickened me.
Ichabod–(screaming, shoots Masbeth)
Masbeth-(yells) Kutabare!!!!
(The Headless Horseman then runs towards Masbeth in anger, because he was made fun of. The sound of scream can be heard through the fog. THE END)