Wingzero: Wow, I haven't been keeping updating this in such a long time.
Yami: *thinks* Darn, she remembered. ⌐⌐
Bakura: *thinks* Why me???
Ishtar: *thinks* MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! I'm not in this until later on.
Snowangel: Did I make it?
Wingzero: Yup.
Yami: You're inviting your friends?
Wingzero: Why not? After all, this is MY fic.
Snowangel: ^^ What she said.
DSC: ???????????
Shinimegami: Hey, aren't you DS's twin?
DSC: ⌐⌐ What makes you think that?
Kurama: Cause you two look alike.
DS: -.- Baka.
Kurama: HEY!!!!
Wingzero: And on with the fic!!!!
Scene: ~Next event: yami jumping.~
Yugi: *jumps onto Yami*
Yami: ^-^
Yugi: *pokes Yami* You're supposed to be surprised.
Yami: Oh okay. *pretends to be surprised*
Yugi: -.- It's too late.
Yami: Oh well.
Scene: ~Insanity rules around here.~
Yami: I don't know. What if there are crazy duelists there? *shifty eyes*
Yugi: Malik and his yami are still in Egypt.
Yami: --U I wasn't referring to them.
Yugi: Bakura hasn't made a scene.
Yami: . Not the petty thief!!!
Bakura: *growls* Who are you calling a 'petty thief' Ancient pharaoh?
Yami: You are!
Bakura: *chases Yami around*
Yami: *runs around for the amusement before using his Spellbinding Circle*
Bakura: *is now trapped and cursing in Egyptian*
Scene: ~Too much information!!!~
Mokuba: I thought you two spend way too much time together.
Yugi: You don't know how true that is. ^-^
Mokuba: v.v I so did not need to hear that.
Seto: Yugi!!! Do not ruin the innocent ears of my brother!!!!
Mokuba: Oh you mean the birds and the bees?
Seto: .
Scene: ~Shell shocked.~
Yugi: *banging the oyster on the desk*
Oyster: =) *jumps up and hits Yugi on the nose*
Yugi: Owwie. ;_;
Yami: OMAE O KORUSO!!!!!! *takes Wing's frying pan of death and bangs the oyster*
Oyster: X_x
Yugi: ^-^
Scene: ~Fortune oysters?~
Yugi: *banging the oyster on the desk*
Oyster: *opens up to reveal a fortune*
Fortune: *reads* You will be transformed into a kitten.
Yugi: Yeah right. ⌐⌐
Yami: What does that person know?
Yugi: You're telling me.
Later on in the fic.
Yugi: *is now a kitten* I hate the fortune oyster.
Yami: You're telling me. *glares at Anzu*
Scene: ~Uhh………….. no comments.~
Yugi: *banging the oyster on the desk*
Oyster: You've got mail! *annoying voice*
Yugi: O_o Yami, are you on my computer?
Yami: No, I'm in the bathroom.
Yugi: O_O!!!!!
Oyster: You've got mail!
Yugi: *thwacks the oyster*
Oyster: Owwies.
Scene: ~French fries anyone?~
Yami: *throws Yugi over his shoulder*
Yugi: *protests* Yami, I can walk.
Yami: I know you CAN walk.
Yugi: So stop carrying me like a sack of potatoes. *pouts*
Yami: But you're MY sack of potatoes.
Yugi: .;;;;
Scene: ~Yamis, who needs 'em?~
Yugi: What, is Yami scared of a little ride?
Yami: *pins Yugi* Now, what makes you think the king of games backs down from little rides?
Bakura: *mutters* Baka, ancient pharaoh.
Yami: *mutters* Petty thief!!!
Bakura: *growls and fire surrounds him*
Ryou: *sighs* Yamis.
Malik: -.- I know what you mean.
Wingzero: You said it.
Scene: ~I will refrain from physically harming my other half.~
Yugi: I want to know why you were ignoring me on our way back home. *pouts*
Yami: You were saying something?
Yugi: *twitch* *twitch* *glares daggers at Yami*
Scene: ~What was he thinking?~
Yugi: I want to know why you were ignoring me on our way back home. *pouts*
Yami: Tea.
Yugi: O_O!!!! SAY WHAT!!!!!!!
Yami: Um…. *scratches his head nervously* I can explain.
Yugi: ⌐⌐ Oh really.
Yami: I was thinking about drinking tea. *thinks* Please tell let him buy it.
Yugi: As if.
Yami: *thinks* Dang it!!!
Scene: ~Junk food will stunt your growth. See example 1.~
Yugi: *compromises* Well, if there are no mobs there, we will stay. If there happens to be an unruly mob of dueling fans out there, we will immediately return home, without being followed, of course. Then, we will head to the nearest video rental store and rent a few movies. We'll spend the night watching movies and eating junk food.
Grandpa: *pops into the scene* Grandson! Did you not know that junk food will stunt your growth?
Yami: So that's why we're both short.
Yugi: .
Scene: ~Innocent, my @$$.~
Grandpa: I see you're home. *amuse look* Did you have fun at the beach?
Yugi: You bet grandpa. I've never had so much fun in my entire life!
Grandpa: As long as it is clean fun.
Yami: *thinks* The only fun we had is cleaning each other off. My aibou gives such good blow jobs. *sighs at the thought*
Yugi: ^^U Sure we did.
Yami: Uh. Right.
Scene: ~What they really think.~
Grandpa: What do you boys plan to do tonight?
Yami: *thinks* I want to take Yugi tonight, but unfortunately, he's very vocal in bed and you'll hear it so we'll think of some other way to amuse ourselves.
Yugi: *thinks* We're going to the carnival and have some fun afterwards. Maybe I can get Yami to buy me some ice cream.
Grandpa: *thinks* I hope they're really happy, but if Yami does anything to harm my grandson, he won't be having children period.
Yugi: We're going to the carnival.
Scene: ~They're working together.~
Grandpa: Seto called this afternoon and left a message.
Yami: Note to self: get every one of Kaiba's numbers blocked.
Yugi: YAMI!!! That isn't nice.
Grandpa: Would you like some help?
Yugi: . Not you too!!!!
Scene: ~That's what you say.~
Seto: Mokuba has been pestering me to go there last weekend except he became ill. *is amused* I had promised to take him either today or tomorrow, but seeing as you're going why not all of us ride there together.
Yami: The only person that's going to be doing the riding is me!!!
Seto: Says who?
Yugi: Says me!
Grandpa: Yugi!! *stern voice while glaring*
Yugi: I mean my grandpa! *nervously backs away*
Grandpa: ^-^ Much better.
Scene: ~He's quite the possessive pharaoh, isn't he?~
Yami: My aibou and I are spending quality time. *growls* We don't need the likes of you to ruin the entire evening.
Seto: Who said that I would ruin the evening? You aren't dating Yugi.
Yami: *getting angry*
Seto: So I don't see any reason if I hang out with Yugi.
Yami: *is furious at the brunette*
Seto: And you already have a girlfriend so that leaves Yugi available.
Yami: *is now seething with anger*
Wingzero: --U CUT!!!!
Wingzero: Feh, not many peeps reviewing this.
Snowangel: Hey, quit stealing my catch phrases.
Inu Yasha: You mean MY catch phrases.
Snowangel: Whatever.
Shinimegami: Hey, that's mine!!!
Wingzero: Oi.
DSC: v.v Are you planning on inviting anyone to this fic?
Wingzero: Depends on who asks. I may not be able to put everyone in the announcements every single time. And from time to time, a loyal reviewer will be featured in a clip.
DS: --U Are you trying to get more reviews.
Wingzero: No, it's just that I want to give back to my reviewers.
DS: Riiiiiiiiiiiight.
Wingzero: *takes her frying pan of death and punts DS onto the moon*
DS: --U Not again.