Insanity, Thy Name is Yugioh!: Chapter 7

Scene: ~Well, wasn't that scary enough?~

Yugi & Yami: *enter the haunted house*

Barney: *comes out* I wuv you, you wuv me! We're one happy family!!!

Yugi: *runs out of the room screaming into the next room*

Yami: *runs after his hikari to make sure he's okay*

Teletubbies: *enter* Hi!

Yugi: *pales before turning and running into another room*

Yami: *sighs and keeps running*

Brittney Spears: *sings* Oops, I did it again, got lost in the game. Oh, baby baby……….

Yugi: @@ *faints*

Yami: *picks up his hikari and carries him out*

Scene: ~Mirror Force Reflect!!!~

Seto: *throws a ball into the basket*

Ball: *bounces back out and hits Seto on the forehead*

Seto: @@ *falls over*

Wingzero: --U All right, who was using Mirror Force?

Yami: *whistles innocently*

Ray: --UU We should have known.

Scene: ~Angry Teas scary? That's one for the books.~

Yugi: I want to tell the others about my .... condition. I need your support when I tell them.

Yami: Of course. An angry herd of Teas can't keep me away.

Yugi: v.v Yami, that was suppose to be 'angry herd of camels.'

Yami: So? I don't find angry camels scary.

Tea: HEY!!!!

Wingzero: O_o Who let her on the set???

Kai: *stands up, grabs the annoying dancer, and throws her out the window* There.

Scene: ~Thou shall not send fans to the Shadow Realm. It's crowded enough!~

Random Fan 1: Can we please get your autograph? *holds out a duel monster card*

Random Fan 2: Please?

Yami: All you get is a trip to the Shadow Realm!!!

Yugi: *glares at Yami* Haven't we gone over this before?

Yami: *sighs* No sending innocent mortals to the Shadow Realm.

Yugi: Good.

Random Fans: O_o!!!!

Scene: ~Attack of the killer balls.~

Yami: *throws balls into a basket only to have them bounce right out* =( GRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

Seto: And I thought you were the king of games.

Yami: =) *throws his last ball in at an angle so it bounces out and hits Seto where the sun don't shine* SCORE!!!!!

Mokuba: *moves away* That's gonna hurt.

Seto: *clutches his most precious part as he collapses to the ground* *squeaks* You're not kidding.

Yugi: I think these balls have a vendetta against you.

Scene: ~What Yugi really thinks.~

Yami: *tosses a ball which doesn't land in a colored cup*

Yugi: *thinks* --U Just my luck. I end up with an uncoordinated yami.

Yami: *tosses another ball which has the same results*

Yugi: *thinks* We're going to be here all night until he sinks one of those balls.

Yami: *lands one in the blue colored cup*

Yugi: *thinks* Maybe not.

Scene: ~Sick before the ride?~

Yami: Are you sure you want to ride this? *looks at the swing ride*

Yugi: Don't tell me the king of games is scared? *teases* Even Seto rode it.

Yami: *huffs*

Yugi: *takes a seat on the ride*

Random Teen: *takes the seat behind Yugi*

Yami: *glares at the teen*

Random Teen: *pulls off his mask to reveal Tea*

Yami: O_O!!!!! *jumps into his aibou's lap*

Tea: *makes kissing sounds*

Yugi: *turns around and turns sick before running to the bathroom*

Yami: *isn't far behind Yugi*

Scene: ~More uses of glue.~

Yami: Are you sure you want to ride this? *looks at the swing ride*

Yugi: Don't tell me the king of games is scared? *teases* Even Seto rode it.

Yami: *huffs*

Yugi: *takes a seat on the ride*

Random Teen: *takes the seat behind Yugi*

Yami: *glares at the teen*

Random Teen: Please don't hurt me? *begs*

Yami: Then get off!!!

Random Teen: I would like to but………

Yami: But what????

Random Teen: But I'm stuck to the seat. *tries to get up and ends up stuck*

Yami: .

Ishtar: *whistles innocently*

Wingzero: --U Yamis. *sighs*

Scene: ~Naughty Yami!~

Yami: Why would you want to go on there? *eyes the carousel* All you do is go in circles.

Yugi: That's not the point. *is about to lecture Yami*

Yami: ^-^ Just the right speed for us to make out and no Grandpa around to catch us. XP

Innocent children: O_o

Scene: ~Wheeeee!!!! Rides. FUN!~

Mokuba: *is waiting in line for the haunted house with his older brother* Hey guys!

Yugi: ^-^ Hi!

Seto: *glares daggers at Yami*

Yami: *glares daggers at Seto*

Yugi: So what have you been guys up to?

Mokuba: We went on a few rides.

Seto: *thinks* We didn't go on any rides I liked. I want to ride Yugi.

Yami: *thinks* He'd better not be after my aibou.

Mokuba: But I wanted to go to the haunted house. My friends were saying it's the coolest.

Yugi: Don't forget to say hi to Barney.

Seto: *pales*

Yami: *takes a piccie*

Seto: HEY!!!!!!! *chases Yami around while wielding a baseball bat*

Scene: ~No need for that.~

Yugi: *gets onto the ferris wheel*

Yami: *sits besides his hikari*

The ride starts.

Yugi: *snuggle against Yami*

Yami: *blush* *snuggles back*

Yugi: *starts nuzzling Yami*

Yami: *blushes even redder and starts making out with Yugi*

Yugi: *moans*

Seto: O_O!!!! *covers his brother's eyes*

Mokuba: But Seto…………