~Scene: YAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~

Yugi: *thinks* I wonder where yami is?

Yami: *is at the local bar getting drunk with the tomb robber and the psycho* o^_^o

Yugi: .......................

~Scene: Only Yugi~

Yugi: *gets out of bed*

Plushies: *falls over and buries someone*

Yami: *just comes out of his soul room to get buried* AIBOU!!!! *sounds muffled*

Yugi: ^^UU Hehehehe. Gomen???

~Scene: Where's the understudy room?~

Tea: Shut up runt!!!!

Mokuba: *cries on Seto's shoulder*

Seto: *runs and strangles Tea for being mean to his brother*

Tea: *turning blue*

Yugi: Was that in the script?

Wingzero: -_- No, Yugi it wasn't.

~Scene: Don't underestimate his room!~

Tea: Disgusting!! *backs away from Yugi only to trip on a roller blade*

Yugi: I wondered where I put that. ^______________________________________^

Everyone else: *face faults*

Bakura: It's in the middle of the room!!! How could you not see it!!!!

Yugi: *sniffles*

Yami: *maims Bakura*

Bakura: @_@

~Scene: Too Much Information!~

Yugi: *calls Joey on the phone*

Joey: *mumbles* Hello, Seto sweetie.

Yugi: O_O!!!! JOEY!!!!

Joey: YUGI!!!! *hangs up*

Yami: Well..........

Yugi: O_O!!!! Too much information!

~Scene: NNOOOOO HIS INNOCENCE!!!!~

Yugi: /That's reassuring. Where's grandpa./

Yami: //He mentioned something about getting ready.//

Yugi: /Getting ready for what? He doesn't work on Sundays./

Yami: //You know that time of the week.//

Yugi: /I don't get you Yami./

Yami: //Aibou, every man has his needs, even old men.// *hentai smirk*

Yugi: EWWWWW!!!!!!

~Scene: Note to Self: Never Tell my Aibou about my Past Habits~

Yami: Aibou, why are you up so early? *whines*

Yugi: *chides Yami* It's almost nine.

Yami: *whines some more* still early.

Yugi: And to think you were the pharaoh who woke up with the sun.

Yami: *thinks* Dang.

~Scene: What a way to Wake up.~

Yami: ZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

Yugi: *just gets out of the shower with a towel wrapped around him*

Yami: *still sleeping*

Yugi: *drops the towel and lays next to Yami*

Yami: *wakes up and falls on top of Yugi*

Yugi: *snickers*

Yami: What a way to wake up. *hentai grin*

~Scene: Gone Crazy Be Back Soon~

Yugi: *spacing out*

Yami: //Aibou??//

Yugi: /Hmmm?/

Yami: //AIBOU!!!//

Yugi: Oh right Yami. The carpet needs to be mowed. The cabinets need to be trimmed. The shoes need to go into the freezer. Um....... The clothes need to

be vacuumed. The grass needs to be washed. The dishes need to be dusted. and the toilet needs a pedicure!

Everyone else: o_0

Marik: *off set* And they call me crazy.

~Scene: Anyone Know the Number to a Good Shrink?~

Yugi: *calls the Bakura residency*

Bakura: *answers the phone* Whoever this is, we're not interested!! If this is Marik, go screw your hikari!!! Cause you're not getting MINE!!!

Yugi: O_O I'm going to be scarred for life.

Bakura: ^^U Oops, sorry there short stuff.

Yugi: O_O

Bakura: Yugi?

Yugi: O_O

Bakura: Dang, now I have to fork cash over for his psychiatrist.

~Scene: Vanity Issues~

Ryou: I guess this is a serious issue.

Yugi: Once again, you're right. *gets interrupted*

Ryou: Of course I'm right. I'm *ALWAYS* right.

Yugi: *falls over anime style*

Ryou: Yugi???

Scene: ~Miracles Abound.~

Yami: Why don't you call your friends? They should be awake by now.

Yugi: You've got to be kidding! Joey up at this hour, it'd be like, well ........ a miracle.

Yami: You do believe in miracles?

Yugi: That would be saying Joey woke up early to go to church.

[At a church.]

Joey: *prays* Dear father, please protect my little sister and let her be with the one she truly loves.......

~Scene: It's a Girl Thing.~

Yugi: *calls Mai*

Mai: *reaches over to the phone* Hi, Yugi I'm a little busy right now.

Yugi: O_O Are you reading my mind?

Mai: Caller ID.

Yugi: *face faults* Right, I knew that.

Mai: I'll call you back in a couple of minutes.

Yugi: Why later?

Mai: Because it's that time of month.

Yugi: What time of month?

Mai: The red monster.

Yugi: EEEP!!!!! *hangs up the phone*

Mai: Now where were we? *has a bowl of chocolate ice cream*

~Scene:  No comments!~

Ryou: So Yugi, what do you want to do today?

Yugi: I haven't decided. *notices Tea advancing on Yami*

Yami: *scoot* *scoot* *scoot* Whatever you want Aibou.

Tea: *glares at Yami* *scoot* *scoot* *scoot*

Yugi: *sighs*

Yami: *scoot* *scoot* *scoot*

Tea: *scoot* *scoot* *scoot*

Everyone else: --U *sigh*

~Scene: *whistles innocently*~

Yami: *with a cold voice* You've hurt my light. I can never forgive you for that.

Tea: *pleads* But Yami.

Yami: As of now, we are NO longer dating!

Tea: Fine! I don't need you anyways! *storms towards the door and crashes into it* Who forgot to leave this open?

Mokuba: *whistles innocently*

Wingzero: MOKUBA!!!

~Scene: Demon??? WHERE????~

Yami: *with a cold voice* You've hurt my light. I can never forgive you for that.

Tea: *pleads* But Yami.

Yami: As of now, we are NO longer dating!

Tea: Fine! I don't need you anyways! *only to have the door slam into her face* @_@ I'm okay. Really, I am. *falls over*

Yusuke: *glares at Hiei* You said a demon was in here.

Hiei: *snorts* There is still a demon in here.

Kurama: *from the hallway* And that would be you Hiei.

Hiei: *falls over anime style* -- Baka no kitsune.