Disclaimer: I Own nothing of Lord of The Rings, If I truely did, do you
think I would be sitting around writing Fanfiction, no I would be rolling
in dough on a yacht in Tahiti with an Irish Belly Dancer in my lap.
Rating: PG-13 May be sort of R in some places, but this story is frivelous and Whimsical so well see as we go along.
Authors notes: I just have to address my first few Reviewers and prey they stick with me.
Tithin: Thanks for the support although like others have siad my sentences do run on, and while I am horrible at grammar and punctuation, other's are not. I tried the LibraryofMoria.com and could not find a Beta List. Maybe I overlooked it though.... also This will not be a typical guy falls into Middle Earth and falls in love with Undomiel or Lady Galadriel *gasp* he knows actual names... yes I am an avid LoTR geek. I have even read the Silmarillion.
Daena Ness: I am very glad you are enjoying the story, and believe me you have not seen anything yet.
Minako: Thank you for the compliment and I am about to start begging the world for a Beta Reader.In fact I shall do it now
***Begging for a Beta Reader***
Please, Please someone take pity on me. I Need a beta reader because I am horrible at all these little trivial things, I need help..lol. I probably need help in more ways then one, but lets not go into that right now.
Authors note: The story will slip between all kinds of POV during its run... I dont know if that is *Legal* but its what I am going to do, Growl!
Im not too sure 2 Elves can have a child but lets say it can happen. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~
Chapter 2
An Elf? Ok.
My parents have obviously gone insane. I knew it would come someday but I had only hoped it would be after I got out of High School this year.
"Um Dad,Mom I.....uh...Yea. Um ok. I think your both insane, there I said it."
Andrews parents both look grim as they look at their son, The father brings Andrew a mirror and tucks back Andrew locks of hair so his ear is shown.
"My son, have you not noticed your parents look forever young, most people assume were your older siblings now. We shall never age, we are immortal,son. As are you, there will come a year when you shall stop growing in any way, and you will remain in that form until the day you sail back to Valinor to be with your kindred.This is if you choose to return to your real home, in Middle Earth son."
"Dad, have you completely lost your mind??!!! Elves??!!! what next you gonna tell me My Great aunt is the tooth fairy, My long lost half Brother is the Easter bunny?"
Andrew is confused and astounded by what his parents are telling him. He had always known he was "special" but this... no no no... his parents had gone off the deep end.
Andrews father brings the mirror and puts in front of Andrew.
"Son, what do you see?" The Elder Elf asks
"What do you think? Your holding it in my face!"
Andrew's Father sighs as he speaks once more
"No Son, look in that mirror and tell me anyone else in this world looks like you."
Andrew was not narcistic in any way but he could not deny to himself that he was a darned good looking young man.
Andrew sighs as he says
"Whats that prove besides, that Im a hot sexy beast, yea?"
Andrew purrs the last part trying to lighten the mood, it seems to only anger his father
"Andrew Timothy East, you are testing my last nerve!"
Amdrew froze at that, his father just yelled at him, Andrew had never been yelled at before. This was serious.
"You guys are being totally serious aren't you?"
Andrew's mother slides over to him and holds him in his arms
'Its ok hunny, its going to be alright, I know this is a shock and all but this is what you are. You are Elvish."
Andrew father moves over to him and sweeps him and hit mother in a big family hug as he speaks
"Melne, Auwe Aruine Mwanu Ilanor" Andrew's Father speaks
Andrew ponders the strange language that his father just spoke
"What did you just say?" Andrew implores.
" I said I love you my Ilanor....In Elvish son. Your true name is Ilanor."
Andrew openly ponders this as he sinks into his parents embrace.
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Andrew was sitting on his bed pondering his own existence.
"Immortal...I.. I can't be To watch my friends die.... to see everyone I love die... I can't do it. I won't watch Jason die."
Andrew then walked out of his room into a well lit hallway of his house. He walks to his living room where his Father is and walks to him.
"Father, I have made a decision. I want to go to Middle Earth as soon as Possible..Where is it though? How can we Elves exist?"
Andrew father was interupted from his favorite television show, I dream of Jeanie as he listened to his son
"Son, Middle Earth does not exist on planet earth amd we are the only Elves in the world"
Andrew begins to interupt when his father waives him off
"Ilanor, Middle Earth does not exist in this dimension....the way your Mother and I came here, more so the reason we came here was because during the time we lived in There was much evil in Middle Earth, The kingdoms of the Middle Earth were crumbling and we felt that relatively soon Middle Earth would succomb to darkness. Son, when we left Middle Earth we thought we would never return. The way we left made it impossible.We did a life exchange with Saruman...the Wise. We exchanged our bodies for research in order to come here so you could live a good life. We let Saruman study us and for what we dont know....and we dont want to know. Son, we came to this world as refugees. A powerful force beckoned to us from Middle Earth though, son, through our dreams. We have been given a message. It is safe to return to Middle Earth, the turmoil is long over. You can return son.
The young elf takes this all in stride until he hears the last bit
"You mean Us right?" The Brunete asks
"No Son, as I had said we have made it impossible for us to return, however you may return...Middle Earth is a wonderful place full of light and fantasy. I think you should return to your true home son. Someday we may die and our souls shall return to Valinor, and someday when you pass to Valinor we shall be reunited. But for this existence my son... You shall return home.
Andrew is saddened by this but replies
"I do still wsh to go, I can not stand an immortal life alone...although I am puzzled how is it that I can return to Middle Earth?"
The wiser Elf responds
"We simply take you back to the spot we arrived in, when your mother was pregnant with you 19 years ago. We need to simply go to the backyard and chant a bit."
The father grins and laughs at that and Andrew feels a sense of calm overtake him
"I want to go tonight, Dad."
"Then tonight you shall return home my son."
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Andrew was stiffly pacing on Jason's front door..... as he tried to gather up the courage to say goodbye to his long time best friend.
After a while he did not notice the door was open and Jason was staring at him.
"Hey Vulcano, you gonna stand out here and attack my porch or ya gonna come in?" Jason smirked
"Uh...yea, I have something thats serious to talk about why dont you come out here?"
Jason instantly gets a concerned look in his eyes as he walks to his best friend and motions for them both to sit down on the woden bench on the porch.
"Um Jay, I have some bad news to tell you and I... I am not quite sure how to uhhh... tell you bu---"
"Will you just spit it out!" Jason exclaimed
"Jason, Im leaving Ohio and The United States tonight and I am never returning."
Jason is about to retort saying Andrew is lying, but when he saw the lone tear rolling down his friends eyes, he couldnt help himself and said.
"Your serious arent you...I know you would have been more forthcoming with Info, so I am guessing this is sudden... I can only say your the best friend I have evr had Andy... I am going to miss you, man."
Andrew nods as he talks
"It is sudden, VERY sudden... if I thought I would be happier staying I would, But I would be lying to myself and only proloning pain, I can only say goodbye my friend. So that is what I shall do. I love you man, Im going to miss you."
With that both of them stand up and hug eachother in a gruff manly way and then Andrew walks away. He just walks away from his best friend, and his life afterwards is never the same.
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Andrew is now in his backyard with his parents and his paents on both sides of Andrew and Andrew has a backpack of stuff and supplies for his trip. His parents have both kissed and hugged him many times, and now Andrew is saying goodbye.
"I love you both so much, but if it is like you say I guess we will meet eachother again in this Valinor...I cant say how much I am thankful for how you have raised me....I love you guys. Now lets get this done with ok? before I lose my nerve..."
With this Andrew parents both nod and they both begin chanting as one voice
"Amun Salarun Ornchlra upshrand shumlack clerin lambarta Umbarhkana UBLA!"
Andrew feels a strange wave of nausea hit him as he feels a tingling sensation in his head, he instantly clutches his head as he hears his parents now increase their volume
"Aumben AHRAUD SHRUNGSH EWA MENLE ILUVATAR ARBA"
Andrew now is dizzying and he is now seeing only black as he sways
" Doth Foes Melkorn Suarin BUNCHA!!!!"
Andew feels the ground underneath him swallow him whole as he begins falling.
and falling
and falling
and falling.
Into a stream.
"Ah Crap"
Andrew turns over and swims to the shore and pukes his guts out and then thankfully feints.
Authors note: If anyone can find me some Quenya or Sindarinn references I will gladly redo the chanting and other parts.... I really do need to find it for many later parts of the story. Yes I HAVE decided to take this serious. Also please review. To review just click the button below ths on the left. it sais submit review or something to that extent.Please give me any and all opinions on what I should do with this story, I shall take everyones opinions to heart.
Rating: PG-13 May be sort of R in some places, but this story is frivelous and Whimsical so well see as we go along.
Authors notes: I just have to address my first few Reviewers and prey they stick with me.
Tithin: Thanks for the support although like others have siad my sentences do run on, and while I am horrible at grammar and punctuation, other's are not. I tried the LibraryofMoria.com and could not find a Beta List. Maybe I overlooked it though.... also This will not be a typical guy falls into Middle Earth and falls in love with Undomiel or Lady Galadriel *gasp* he knows actual names... yes I am an avid LoTR geek. I have even read the Silmarillion.
Daena Ness: I am very glad you are enjoying the story, and believe me you have not seen anything yet.
Minako: Thank you for the compliment and I am about to start begging the world for a Beta Reader.In fact I shall do it now
***Begging for a Beta Reader***
Please, Please someone take pity on me. I Need a beta reader because I am horrible at all these little trivial things, I need help..lol. I probably need help in more ways then one, but lets not go into that right now.
Authors note: The story will slip between all kinds of POV during its run... I dont know if that is *Legal* but its what I am going to do, Growl!
Im not too sure 2 Elves can have a child but lets say it can happen. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~
Chapter 2
An Elf? Ok.
My parents have obviously gone insane. I knew it would come someday but I had only hoped it would be after I got out of High School this year.
"Um Dad,Mom I.....uh...Yea. Um ok. I think your both insane, there I said it."
Andrews parents both look grim as they look at their son, The father brings Andrew a mirror and tucks back Andrew locks of hair so his ear is shown.
"My son, have you not noticed your parents look forever young, most people assume were your older siblings now. We shall never age, we are immortal,son. As are you, there will come a year when you shall stop growing in any way, and you will remain in that form until the day you sail back to Valinor to be with your kindred.This is if you choose to return to your real home, in Middle Earth son."
"Dad, have you completely lost your mind??!!! Elves??!!! what next you gonna tell me My Great aunt is the tooth fairy, My long lost half Brother is the Easter bunny?"
Andrew is confused and astounded by what his parents are telling him. He had always known he was "special" but this... no no no... his parents had gone off the deep end.
Andrews father brings the mirror and puts in front of Andrew.
"Son, what do you see?" The Elder Elf asks
"What do you think? Your holding it in my face!"
Andrew's Father sighs as he speaks once more
"No Son, look in that mirror and tell me anyone else in this world looks like you."
Andrew was not narcistic in any way but he could not deny to himself that he was a darned good looking young man.
Andrew sighs as he says
"Whats that prove besides, that Im a hot sexy beast, yea?"
Andrew purrs the last part trying to lighten the mood, it seems to only anger his father
"Andrew Timothy East, you are testing my last nerve!"
Amdrew froze at that, his father just yelled at him, Andrew had never been yelled at before. This was serious.
"You guys are being totally serious aren't you?"
Andrew's mother slides over to him and holds him in his arms
'Its ok hunny, its going to be alright, I know this is a shock and all but this is what you are. You are Elvish."
Andrew father moves over to him and sweeps him and hit mother in a big family hug as he speaks
"Melne, Auwe Aruine Mwanu Ilanor" Andrew's Father speaks
Andrew ponders the strange language that his father just spoke
"What did you just say?" Andrew implores.
" I said I love you my Ilanor....In Elvish son. Your true name is Ilanor."
Andrew openly ponders this as he sinks into his parents embrace.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~
Andrew was sitting on his bed pondering his own existence.
"Immortal...I.. I can't be To watch my friends die.... to see everyone I love die... I can't do it. I won't watch Jason die."
Andrew then walked out of his room into a well lit hallway of his house. He walks to his living room where his Father is and walks to him.
"Father, I have made a decision. I want to go to Middle Earth as soon as Possible..Where is it though? How can we Elves exist?"
Andrew father was interupted from his favorite television show, I dream of Jeanie as he listened to his son
"Son, Middle Earth does not exist on planet earth amd we are the only Elves in the world"
Andrew begins to interupt when his father waives him off
"Ilanor, Middle Earth does not exist in this dimension....the way your Mother and I came here, more so the reason we came here was because during the time we lived in There was much evil in Middle Earth, The kingdoms of the Middle Earth were crumbling and we felt that relatively soon Middle Earth would succomb to darkness. Son, when we left Middle Earth we thought we would never return. The way we left made it impossible.We did a life exchange with Saruman...the Wise. We exchanged our bodies for research in order to come here so you could live a good life. We let Saruman study us and for what we dont know....and we dont want to know. Son, we came to this world as refugees. A powerful force beckoned to us from Middle Earth though, son, through our dreams. We have been given a message. It is safe to return to Middle Earth, the turmoil is long over. You can return son.
The young elf takes this all in stride until he hears the last bit
"You mean Us right?" The Brunete asks
"No Son, as I had said we have made it impossible for us to return, however you may return...Middle Earth is a wonderful place full of light and fantasy. I think you should return to your true home son. Someday we may die and our souls shall return to Valinor, and someday when you pass to Valinor we shall be reunited. But for this existence my son... You shall return home.
Andrew is saddened by this but replies
"I do still wsh to go, I can not stand an immortal life alone...although I am puzzled how is it that I can return to Middle Earth?"
The wiser Elf responds
"We simply take you back to the spot we arrived in, when your mother was pregnant with you 19 years ago. We need to simply go to the backyard and chant a bit."
The father grins and laughs at that and Andrew feels a sense of calm overtake him
"I want to go tonight, Dad."
"Then tonight you shall return home my son."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Andrew was stiffly pacing on Jason's front door..... as he tried to gather up the courage to say goodbye to his long time best friend.
After a while he did not notice the door was open and Jason was staring at him.
"Hey Vulcano, you gonna stand out here and attack my porch or ya gonna come in?" Jason smirked
"Uh...yea, I have something thats serious to talk about why dont you come out here?"
Jason instantly gets a concerned look in his eyes as he walks to his best friend and motions for them both to sit down on the woden bench on the porch.
"Um Jay, I have some bad news to tell you and I... I am not quite sure how to uhhh... tell you bu---"
"Will you just spit it out!" Jason exclaimed
"Jason, Im leaving Ohio and The United States tonight and I am never returning."
Jason is about to retort saying Andrew is lying, but when he saw the lone tear rolling down his friends eyes, he couldnt help himself and said.
"Your serious arent you...I know you would have been more forthcoming with Info, so I am guessing this is sudden... I can only say your the best friend I have evr had Andy... I am going to miss you, man."
Andrew nods as he talks
"It is sudden, VERY sudden... if I thought I would be happier staying I would, But I would be lying to myself and only proloning pain, I can only say goodbye my friend. So that is what I shall do. I love you man, Im going to miss you."
With that both of them stand up and hug eachother in a gruff manly way and then Andrew walks away. He just walks away from his best friend, and his life afterwards is never the same.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~
Andrew is now in his backyard with his parents and his paents on both sides of Andrew and Andrew has a backpack of stuff and supplies for his trip. His parents have both kissed and hugged him many times, and now Andrew is saying goodbye.
"I love you both so much, but if it is like you say I guess we will meet eachother again in this Valinor...I cant say how much I am thankful for how you have raised me....I love you guys. Now lets get this done with ok? before I lose my nerve..."
With this Andrew parents both nod and they both begin chanting as one voice
"Amun Salarun Ornchlra upshrand shumlack clerin lambarta Umbarhkana UBLA!"
Andrew feels a strange wave of nausea hit him as he feels a tingling sensation in his head, he instantly clutches his head as he hears his parents now increase their volume
"Aumben AHRAUD SHRUNGSH EWA MENLE ILUVATAR ARBA"
Andrew now is dizzying and he is now seeing only black as he sways
" Doth Foes Melkorn Suarin BUNCHA!!!!"
Andew feels the ground underneath him swallow him whole as he begins falling.
and falling
and falling
and falling.
Into a stream.
"Ah Crap"
Andrew turns over and swims to the shore and pukes his guts out and then thankfully feints.
Authors note: If anyone can find me some Quenya or Sindarinn references I will gladly redo the chanting and other parts.... I really do need to find it for many later parts of the story. Yes I HAVE decided to take this serious. Also please review. To review just click the button below ths on the left. it sais submit review or something to that extent.Please give me any and all opinions on what I should do with this story, I shall take everyones opinions to heart.