Authors Note: I, once again need to reiterate how much I dont know
Elvish!!! I think Tolkein is going to raise from his grave and kill me for
butchering his works...lol. Anyways it has been a bit of a time, and I
havent done mushc so far. Anyways I wrote this next chapter on paper in my
study bell last week, and I write badly so it might turn out strange
looking. Anyways On we go! Also....
I NEED A BETA READER....OR SOMEONE TO CLEAN UP ALL MY ERRORS!! URGHHH!!!!
Chapter 3
Andrew rises from his feet, on his now dirty shoes. to look straight at 2 extremely beutiful men... pointing weapons at him!
Now Andrew was looking at one of them, and even though he was not "gay" he could sesne the beuty in the 2 men before him. One of them began to speak in a very foreign language.
"Nra slantera buera glaurnad"
Andrew didnt have a clue as to they just said.
Now Andrew could recognize the language as being similiar to the way his father had smoken to him earlier, and that coupled with the Pointy ears and features of the men led andrew to the conclusion that he was in the presence of Elves.
Elves.
His People.
The men that were speaing to him in a foreign language were not men at all. They were Elves speaking to him in Sindarinn.
Andrew put both his hands in the air in what he hoped meant the same thing here as it meant to him. He saw the 2 elves speaking amongst eashother and he began thinking of a way to escape. Maybe if he could over power one... and then run like a bat out of helll, he might make it to....what? safety? He is alone in the entire world and he has nowhere to go. Andrew suddenly begins to feel very afraid.
"Hey uh, guys... could you out the sharp things down and maybe..not..you know...kill me, I dont know where I am right now, but where I come from we just dont go about killing random things..??"
Now both of the Elves were eyeing their "prey" quite oddly. One of the Elves began consoling with the other as htey both began speaking quickly in Sindarinn. One was obviously in arguement with the other. Finally they both turned and one of the Elves spoke to Andrew in clear as a bell English.
"You know the common tongue, but know nothing of these lands, also you expect us to be courteous when you greatly disrespect us by not speaking in Sindarinn, your native language. What sort of an Elf are you?"
Andrew begins frantically waiving as he speaks
"No, I dont know where ANYWHERE is.I dont know Sindarinn, and I am still not completely sure I have not gone totally Insane!!"
Both of the elves perk up at this and begin with bright eyes
"You are Mind hurt.....we did not know this. We are sorry, we know of the best healers for you...we shall raise your spirits!"
Andrew looks down as he mutters something about stupid elves and dangerous boys with toys.
"Look, Im not insane. I think. I dont know, but I feel alright. I dont need a healer unless it is for my ankle, which I seemed to have seriously messed up."
The Elves stare in shock as they take into account Andrew's earlier confession.
"An Elf who has heard nothing of the lands of that he is in??? You do sound a bit mad, and sometimes when people go insane, they know not of it. We shall take you to the best healers in our lands and get you as right as The Sea."
They both walk over to him cautiously
Andrew gets fed up as he waives for the millionith time that day.
"Listen, the only thing I need a healer for is my leg so guys stop acting like Im rabbid and gonna bite you!"
The Elves dont fully understand but they seem to get the basic jist of it.
The Elves speak
"We are sorry for our caution and early, perhaps uneeded jhudgement. But you must understand, wild bands of Orcs patrol these lands and so we must fight them back on a regular basis, we heard a loud crash in the water and we thought it was a stray Orc. When we saw you in Vibrant clothes such as you are wearing, we thought you were a Wizard of some sort at first. Then the ears gave you away.However, we are very deeply sorry.May yo firgive us.....Sir...May I inquire you of your name?"
Andrew almost gives up his name and then thinks back to his fathers calling of him
"Ilanor. My name is Ilanor."
The 2 elves nod to themselves as they speak
" Legolas Greenleaf and Armen Buddlain at your service."
Andrew is only nodding when he sees them both staring at his waist, he first gets one thought.
My CellPhone!
During all this excitement he had forgotten to turn it off and its alarm was ringing.
" Its a cellphone... ya know a C....oh forget it"
Legolas seems intrigued
"Such a curious contraption, why is it singing?"
Andrew laughs to himself
"It is to wake me up!"
Andrew quickly turns it off to the small dismay of the Elves, but as he walks toward them they have stoic faces on
"If you have not seen a cellphone, I seriously doubt you have seen a car.......so how in the name of all that is holy are you getting to wherever you are going home to?"
They are still seemingly stuck on the concept of a car as they answer.
"We shall go by horseback of course! We hope to reach Rivendell By Nightfall, and you seem to be lost. I must ask that you come with us for your own beneift!"
Andrew Only nods in wonder
"Ok"
Authors note..... This is a short chappy.... Im tired. Im sleeping now.
I NEED A BETA READER....OR SOMEONE TO CLEAN UP ALL MY ERRORS!! URGHHH!!!!
Chapter 3
Andrew rises from his feet, on his now dirty shoes. to look straight at 2 extremely beutiful men... pointing weapons at him!
Now Andrew was looking at one of them, and even though he was not "gay" he could sesne the beuty in the 2 men before him. One of them began to speak in a very foreign language.
"Nra slantera buera glaurnad"
Andrew didnt have a clue as to they just said.
Now Andrew could recognize the language as being similiar to the way his father had smoken to him earlier, and that coupled with the Pointy ears and features of the men led andrew to the conclusion that he was in the presence of Elves.
Elves.
His People.
The men that were speaing to him in a foreign language were not men at all. They were Elves speaking to him in Sindarinn.
Andrew put both his hands in the air in what he hoped meant the same thing here as it meant to him. He saw the 2 elves speaking amongst eashother and he began thinking of a way to escape. Maybe if he could over power one... and then run like a bat out of helll, he might make it to....what? safety? He is alone in the entire world and he has nowhere to go. Andrew suddenly begins to feel very afraid.
"Hey uh, guys... could you out the sharp things down and maybe..not..you know...kill me, I dont know where I am right now, but where I come from we just dont go about killing random things..??"
Now both of the Elves were eyeing their "prey" quite oddly. One of the Elves began consoling with the other as htey both began speaking quickly in Sindarinn. One was obviously in arguement with the other. Finally they both turned and one of the Elves spoke to Andrew in clear as a bell English.
"You know the common tongue, but know nothing of these lands, also you expect us to be courteous when you greatly disrespect us by not speaking in Sindarinn, your native language. What sort of an Elf are you?"
Andrew begins frantically waiving as he speaks
"No, I dont know where ANYWHERE is.I dont know Sindarinn, and I am still not completely sure I have not gone totally Insane!!"
Both of the elves perk up at this and begin with bright eyes
"You are Mind hurt.....we did not know this. We are sorry, we know of the best healers for you...we shall raise your spirits!"
Andrew looks down as he mutters something about stupid elves and dangerous boys with toys.
"Look, Im not insane. I think. I dont know, but I feel alright. I dont need a healer unless it is for my ankle, which I seemed to have seriously messed up."
The Elves stare in shock as they take into account Andrew's earlier confession.
"An Elf who has heard nothing of the lands of that he is in??? You do sound a bit mad, and sometimes when people go insane, they know not of it. We shall take you to the best healers in our lands and get you as right as The Sea."
They both walk over to him cautiously
Andrew gets fed up as he waives for the millionith time that day.
"Listen, the only thing I need a healer for is my leg so guys stop acting like Im rabbid and gonna bite you!"
The Elves dont fully understand but they seem to get the basic jist of it.
The Elves speak
"We are sorry for our caution and early, perhaps uneeded jhudgement. But you must understand, wild bands of Orcs patrol these lands and so we must fight them back on a regular basis, we heard a loud crash in the water and we thought it was a stray Orc. When we saw you in Vibrant clothes such as you are wearing, we thought you were a Wizard of some sort at first. Then the ears gave you away.However, we are very deeply sorry.May yo firgive us.....Sir...May I inquire you of your name?"
Andrew almost gives up his name and then thinks back to his fathers calling of him
"Ilanor. My name is Ilanor."
The 2 elves nod to themselves as they speak
" Legolas Greenleaf and Armen Buddlain at your service."
Andrew is only nodding when he sees them both staring at his waist, he first gets one thought.
My CellPhone!
During all this excitement he had forgotten to turn it off and its alarm was ringing.
" Its a cellphone... ya know a C....oh forget it"
Legolas seems intrigued
"Such a curious contraption, why is it singing?"
Andrew laughs to himself
"It is to wake me up!"
Andrew quickly turns it off to the small dismay of the Elves, but as he walks toward them they have stoic faces on
"If you have not seen a cellphone, I seriously doubt you have seen a car.......so how in the name of all that is holy are you getting to wherever you are going home to?"
They are still seemingly stuck on the concept of a car as they answer.
"We shall go by horseback of course! We hope to reach Rivendell By Nightfall, and you seem to be lost. I must ask that you come with us for your own beneift!"
Andrew Only nods in wonder
"Ok"
Authors note..... This is a short chappy.... Im tired. Im sleeping now.