The Ladies of the rings
Chapter 4 - Poor Boromir! When is lunch? Where are these Orcs you speak of? WHERE ARE WE!
A/n: Have I been spelling Aragorn's name wrong? I am so sorry, I didn't think I was, but then again, I barley caught myself misspelling my own Charrie's name. Shit, I just looked it up....I am so sorry, I am the world's biggest dumbass! Well, I hope it wasn't in all the chapters, but knowing me it was...Any ways, MOO! I planing on ending it will a cool punk rock thing, as a bonus chapter, sound fun?....Well, please bring your bats to hit me...I need to get smarter. When last we left our heroes, or heroes on heroin...
Kazuko felt her arm about rip off as Aragorn (I SPELLED IT RIGHT!) dragged her across the forest floor. "Gees Kazoo, can't you go faster?" He snapped, partly carrying her now.
"Well, Jackass, if you haven't noticed, but I have shorter legs than you!" Kazuko growled, and Boromir came into view. He didn't look good at all, I mean three arrows in the chest was not good at all. Kazuko stood there, not hearing what Boromir and Aragorn were saying.
"Rest easy, son of Gondor." Was all Kazuko caught, and she felt someone shaking her body.
"Kazuko...Kazuko......KAZUKO!" Legolas called, shaking her like you would a milkshake. "MIDDLE-EARTH TO KAZUKO!" He snapped.
"AAHHHHHH!" Kazuko some how said, her head going back and forth to quickly.
"Legolas, please, the child's head is gonna roll off if you kept doing that." Aragorn said, calmly, "And that would be a shame...." Aragon said, in more of a hopeful voice.
"Where are is Rei, Pippin, and Merry?" Gimli asked, as Kazuko tried to see straight again.
"They were kidnapped, by Orcs, and Uruk-hais," Aragorn said, looking at their blades lying on the ground.
Kazuko picked up Rei's sword off the ground, vowing to kill all those who took her.
~*~*~*~*~*~*
Rei was pissed, only a lot. Here she was, captured by Orcs! The smelly shit heads! She thought. And to make things worst, if that was possible, Pippin was hitting on her. She wished it was Boromir, he at lest had better pick up lines. "Hey, Rei," Pippin started, and Rei got ready for an other lame pick up line, "Since we are gonna die, probably painful deaths, you want to sleep with me?"
Rei stopped for a second, and then lost it. "Well, To be truthful," She said sweetly, and Pippin's face lighten, "I would prefer to cutting off your nuts; stuffing them into your mouth, stabbing you in the neck, and leaving in a pond with snakes that eat hobbits, and sleeping with this nice Orc here." She said, patting the head of the Orc who was carrying her, and he was beaming.
Merry burst out laughing, "What about me?" He asked, and Rei when crazy at that point. She flipped off the Orc, taking him out, then taking out a few more. The Orcs stopped, clapping to her.
~*~*~*~*~*~*
((This is Lin's part of the story, she wrote it, but I have to change it a little to fit it into the story, OKAY?))
Traveling with Frodo and Sam usually meant no sleep for anyone else who went with them. Luckily, for the sanity of all, Lin could sleep through almost anything, anywhere. A few nights after they left the rest of the fellowship, she laid curled up between Frodo and Sam. Frodo soon fell asleep, his arm around Lin's waist, and Sam frowned. It wasn't that he didn't like Lin, He did. A lot. But he had Rosie Cotton, and he fell asleep cursing Roise's Existence and eyeing the red horizon.
Lin had been growing increasingly quieter since Moria. Her injured ribs had not fully healed, and she found it extremely painful to in breath deeply. In Lothlorien, she had been rebandaged, along with the other girls, but now she was swathed from under her arms down to her belly button. Even Celeborn ((Which all he does any ways is stand there if you ask me...)) thought it had been too much, and that was really saying something.
"Mr. Frodo, eat some Lembas," Sam pleaded the next morning, but Frodo simply shook his head.
"We'll save it for later," He said, and Sam repacked it. They spent another day wandering through the maze of Emun Muil, with Sam gripping and complaining the whole time.
"Frodo," Lin said, pointing towards Mordor, "I think we've been here before, unless the rocks move when we are not looking." Frodo's feet slipped, and he fell on top of Sam. Lin frowned, puzzled. "What the hell was that for?"
"Slipped," He grumbled, and Lin reached over and helped him back up. Sam sniffed the air, making a face.
"Can you smell that Mr. Frodo?"
"Yes, I smell it," He replied grimly. Lin gripped his hand Nervously, her senses alert. "We're not alone."
~*~*~*~*~*~*
Kazuko looked around; they had been running for what felt like forever. Legolas and Aragorn wound have to carry Gimli and her at this rate, all the way to Rohan. She also felt they were traveling in a big circle, for it was, what she felt as, the fifth time she had passed the same tree.
"THIS IS HOPELESS!" She called back to Gimli, "I feel like we are going in circles, and that here is no right way." She slowed down, to meet up with Gimli.
Legolas and Aragorn had stopped ahead, "Suppose they found something?"
"I 'unno.....Damn my pinkie hurts!"
Kazuko and Gimli met up with Aragorn and Legolas, along with the Riders of Rohan.
"What are these Orcs you speak of?" One asked, getting off a horse, felling on his way down, hitting the ground with a nice splat.
"Who the hell are these freaks?" Kazuko asked, before thinking, again.
"AHH! An evil She-elf!" Another one screamed pointing to Kazuko.
"I guess it is safe to say I am an elf."
A/N: And we end another chapter. It funny how far I haven't come...Any ways, and if you can't tell, I hate the riders of Rohan.
The Eye of Mordor eye drops, for when your eyes are really dry, brought this chapter to you!
Next Chapter: This can only happen to us. You see a road ahead.... OH SH*T THAT NOT MY BUDDY! See I told you they were stupid.
Chapter 4 - Poor Boromir! When is lunch? Where are these Orcs you speak of? WHERE ARE WE!
A/n: Have I been spelling Aragorn's name wrong? I am so sorry, I didn't think I was, but then again, I barley caught myself misspelling my own Charrie's name. Shit, I just looked it up....I am so sorry, I am the world's biggest dumbass! Well, I hope it wasn't in all the chapters, but knowing me it was...Any ways, MOO! I planing on ending it will a cool punk rock thing, as a bonus chapter, sound fun?....Well, please bring your bats to hit me...I need to get smarter. When last we left our heroes, or heroes on heroin...
Kazuko felt her arm about rip off as Aragorn (I SPELLED IT RIGHT!) dragged her across the forest floor. "Gees Kazoo, can't you go faster?" He snapped, partly carrying her now.
"Well, Jackass, if you haven't noticed, but I have shorter legs than you!" Kazuko growled, and Boromir came into view. He didn't look good at all, I mean three arrows in the chest was not good at all. Kazuko stood there, not hearing what Boromir and Aragorn were saying.
"Rest easy, son of Gondor." Was all Kazuko caught, and she felt someone shaking her body.
"Kazuko...Kazuko......KAZUKO!" Legolas called, shaking her like you would a milkshake. "MIDDLE-EARTH TO KAZUKO!" He snapped.
"AAHHHHHH!" Kazuko some how said, her head going back and forth to quickly.
"Legolas, please, the child's head is gonna roll off if you kept doing that." Aragorn said, calmly, "And that would be a shame...." Aragon said, in more of a hopeful voice.
"Where are is Rei, Pippin, and Merry?" Gimli asked, as Kazuko tried to see straight again.
"They were kidnapped, by Orcs, and Uruk-hais," Aragorn said, looking at their blades lying on the ground.
Kazuko picked up Rei's sword off the ground, vowing to kill all those who took her.
~*~*~*~*~*~*
Rei was pissed, only a lot. Here she was, captured by Orcs! The smelly shit heads! She thought. And to make things worst, if that was possible, Pippin was hitting on her. She wished it was Boromir, he at lest had better pick up lines. "Hey, Rei," Pippin started, and Rei got ready for an other lame pick up line, "Since we are gonna die, probably painful deaths, you want to sleep with me?"
Rei stopped for a second, and then lost it. "Well, To be truthful," She said sweetly, and Pippin's face lighten, "I would prefer to cutting off your nuts; stuffing them into your mouth, stabbing you in the neck, and leaving in a pond with snakes that eat hobbits, and sleeping with this nice Orc here." She said, patting the head of the Orc who was carrying her, and he was beaming.
Merry burst out laughing, "What about me?" He asked, and Rei when crazy at that point. She flipped off the Orc, taking him out, then taking out a few more. The Orcs stopped, clapping to her.
~*~*~*~*~*~*
((This is Lin's part of the story, she wrote it, but I have to change it a little to fit it into the story, OKAY?))
Traveling with Frodo and Sam usually meant no sleep for anyone else who went with them. Luckily, for the sanity of all, Lin could sleep through almost anything, anywhere. A few nights after they left the rest of the fellowship, she laid curled up between Frodo and Sam. Frodo soon fell asleep, his arm around Lin's waist, and Sam frowned. It wasn't that he didn't like Lin, He did. A lot. But he had Rosie Cotton, and he fell asleep cursing Roise's Existence and eyeing the red horizon.
Lin had been growing increasingly quieter since Moria. Her injured ribs had not fully healed, and she found it extremely painful to in breath deeply. In Lothlorien, she had been rebandaged, along with the other girls, but now she was swathed from under her arms down to her belly button. Even Celeborn ((Which all he does any ways is stand there if you ask me...)) thought it had been too much, and that was really saying something.
"Mr. Frodo, eat some Lembas," Sam pleaded the next morning, but Frodo simply shook his head.
"We'll save it for later," He said, and Sam repacked it. They spent another day wandering through the maze of Emun Muil, with Sam gripping and complaining the whole time.
"Frodo," Lin said, pointing towards Mordor, "I think we've been here before, unless the rocks move when we are not looking." Frodo's feet slipped, and he fell on top of Sam. Lin frowned, puzzled. "What the hell was that for?"
"Slipped," He grumbled, and Lin reached over and helped him back up. Sam sniffed the air, making a face.
"Can you smell that Mr. Frodo?"
"Yes, I smell it," He replied grimly. Lin gripped his hand Nervously, her senses alert. "We're not alone."
~*~*~*~*~*~*
Kazuko looked around; they had been running for what felt like forever. Legolas and Aragorn wound have to carry Gimli and her at this rate, all the way to Rohan. She also felt they were traveling in a big circle, for it was, what she felt as, the fifth time she had passed the same tree.
"THIS IS HOPELESS!" She called back to Gimli, "I feel like we are going in circles, and that here is no right way." She slowed down, to meet up with Gimli.
Legolas and Aragorn had stopped ahead, "Suppose they found something?"
"I 'unno.....Damn my pinkie hurts!"
Kazuko and Gimli met up with Aragorn and Legolas, along with the Riders of Rohan.
"What are these Orcs you speak of?" One asked, getting off a horse, felling on his way down, hitting the ground with a nice splat.
"Who the hell are these freaks?" Kazuko asked, before thinking, again.
"AHH! An evil She-elf!" Another one screamed pointing to Kazuko.
"I guess it is safe to say I am an elf."
A/N: And we end another chapter. It funny how far I haven't come...Any ways, and if you can't tell, I hate the riders of Rohan.
The Eye of Mordor eye drops, for when your eyes are really dry, brought this chapter to you!
Next Chapter: This can only happen to us. You see a road ahead.... OH SH*T THAT NOT MY BUDDY! See I told you they were stupid.