The Ladies of the rings
Chapter 5- This can only happen to us. You see a road ahead.... OH SH*T THAT NOT MY BUDDY! See I told you they were stupid.
A/n: I have had just great Reviewers!! I thank you all so much! *Feels all warm and fuzz in side.*
Kazuko looked at the Riders of Rohan, and the two who were on the ground. "These are the riders of Rohan?" She asked Aragorn.
"They seem to be, but I never remember them this way." He answered, looking the head dude ((I have no clue what his name is, because, if you can't tell, I hate the riders of Rohan!)) "The Question, have you seen some Orcs?"
"What are Orcs?" The head guy asked, Confused.
Kazuko about laughed, "There are the ugliest thing in the world. Like Him!" She laughed, pointing to a rider on one of the horses that was in fact. An Orc, of all things.
Legolas looked at them, confused, "Why are you traveling with an Orc?" He asked, watching the Orc, as he bites a rider near him.
"Well, he is really friendly, you know!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*
((Lin wrote this, :-P))
Lin lay beside Frodo, her finger stroking his palm (cupped over her hand) they all lay awake, to all appearances asleep. And they heard him.
"Thieves," A voice spat above them. "Tricksy Thieves. They stoles it, My precious. We wants it, Tricksy thieves. We want our precious, and we wants it now.."
"Now!" Lin screamed, and she and the boys leapt up, swords drawn. A Horrible fight began. Gollum kicked Sam in the face, who slammed into a pile of sharp rocks. Frodo tried to back away, Gollum grabbed the chain, struggling for the ring. Frodo was about to give up when Lin threw Gollum of him, and Frodo slumped to the ground, weak. Lin tried to hit Gollum, but he began to straggle and shake her, wide eyed. Black spots danced before her eyes, and she chocked out, "Sam." Sam, his face bleeding, grabbed Gollum from around his neck, and Lin slumped, trying desperately to breathe through he nearly crushed windpipe. Frodo grabbed sting and rushed to aid Sam.
He pulled back Gollum's Head by the few hairs on his head, pointing his sword at Gollum's Throat. "This is sting. You seen him before," He said. "Release him, or I'll cut your throat." Defeated at last, Gollum released Sam, who ran to help Lin, Still struggling to breathe. Gollum wailed, a long, loud, cry.
~*~*~*~*~*~*
The night before
Rei looked around, after all, she was on the ground, and here where no Orcs for guards for her. This was good; she could try and get away. But wait; could she leave Pippin and Merry here, with the Orcs? She thought for a moment, and decide to look for them. After all, she did hate them, at times, but she wasn't cold hearted.
She crawled slowly to another group of Orcs, after all her legs and hands were tied. She looked around, the sounds of the Orcs fighting over what to eat. She looked for Merry and Pippin, who she soon noticed them around the way.
Pippin was trying to wake Merry, who was badly hurt. Pippin looked up, and saw Rei. He looked somewhat happy. Well, not to happy, after all, his best Friend was laying there, bleeding from his head.
"I'M HUNRGY!" An Orc yelled, "WE HAVEN'T HAD MEAT FOR DAYS!"
Another Orc looked over at Rei and the Hobbits, "We could eat them, and they look nice and tasty."
Arrow shoot through the air, kill some Orcs. Rei and Pip managed to get Merry up and the three began to crawl away. The Three crawled their way to the forest behind the battle, looking for a way to cut their ties. A sword fell from the sky, and the three looked at each other.
Pippin was the first to speak, "Well, do you think that was planned by some one or what?"
"Pip, Why question something like that? Hey, Rei what are you doing?"
"What does it look like?" Rei snapped, as the ties on her hands were cut. "I am getting the hell out of here, you are welcome to come along.
~*~*~*~*~*~*
((I am writing this part!!))
Lin looked at Gollum, as Sam handing her the pan with some bacon in it. "I don't like him, he is too, well, untrusting of us."
"Well, we did bind him," Frodo said, "Gandalf was right."
"What was that, Mr. Frodo?" Sam asked, watching their fire to make sure that it didn't get to big.
"Gandalf said, something like when I saw him, I would pity him. And I do, Sam." Frodo said, eyeing Gollum, whop had been tied to a rock.
"One woman for the two Hobbitsss." He said, after a long silent.
This was a mistake, which Gollum would soon learn never to say to them, in front of Lin. Lin had now jumped to her feet, and began to go off on Gollum. Some of things that where said, not caught by Sam or Frodo. Most of the things that were on the other hand run along with things that they had never heard anyone say, or want to say.
Lin grabbed Gollum by the neck, and began to chock him. It took Sam and Frodo to get her off him, and it involved a lot of pain on their part. "You stinker, "Sam began to yelled, "Give me one good reason why we should let her rip you apart."
Frodo glared at Sam, "Sam, please. Lin, let it go." He said, and a peace pasted though the group. For now anyways.
~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Legolas, Kill it." Aragorn said, lazily.
Legolas raised an arrow, and shoot the Orc dead off his horse. Many of the riders called out, "NO! JIMMY-BOY!"
Gimli and Kazuko raised an eyebrow, "This was very well,-" Kazuko started, and Aragorn cut her off.
"Shut up Kazuko." He said, rubbing his eyes.
"Make me." She said, moving her shoulders up and down, at opposite times.
"That was very sluttish if you ask me." Aragorn said, "Come on, we should go where they told us."
The riders of Rohan left, leaving them with 3 horses. "Okay, what ever." And everyone disappeared over the hills.
~*~*~*~*~*~*
Rei climb over some roots, followed by Merry and Pippin, her stopping every now and then, to wait for them. She rest up against a tree, and looked around. "I wonder where we are." She said aloud. "It has been a long while since we have seen anything but plants, no animals."
"REI! REI! HELP!" She heard the two hobbits call out.
"What the hell have the gotta themselves into now." She wondered, and turned back, only to see the largest walking tree she had ever seen, it holding Merry and Pippin. "Oh shit."
A/n: Well, this was a tad different, only cuz well, I am not sure. Note to self, remember snappy sayings. Well, how do you all like the little sayings at the end, they are pretty catching huh?
Well, there is your all-new one.
This Chapter was brought to you by, Shire Jelly, for it not toast and Jam, until you use Shire jelly.
Legolas: And I happen to know! *Holds up a can of Shire Jelly* Now where is my fifty bucks?
Next Chapter: Waves of war! I want my Mommy! Where is my fifty bucks? See, I told you! Is that Helms deep?
Chapter 5- This can only happen to us. You see a road ahead.... OH SH*T THAT NOT MY BUDDY! See I told you they were stupid.
A/n: I have had just great Reviewers!! I thank you all so much! *Feels all warm and fuzz in side.*
Kazuko looked at the Riders of Rohan, and the two who were on the ground. "These are the riders of Rohan?" She asked Aragorn.
"They seem to be, but I never remember them this way." He answered, looking the head dude ((I have no clue what his name is, because, if you can't tell, I hate the riders of Rohan!)) "The Question, have you seen some Orcs?"
"What are Orcs?" The head guy asked, Confused.
Kazuko about laughed, "There are the ugliest thing in the world. Like Him!" She laughed, pointing to a rider on one of the horses that was in fact. An Orc, of all things.
Legolas looked at them, confused, "Why are you traveling with an Orc?" He asked, watching the Orc, as he bites a rider near him.
"Well, he is really friendly, you know!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*
((Lin wrote this, :-P))
Lin lay beside Frodo, her finger stroking his palm (cupped over her hand) they all lay awake, to all appearances asleep. And they heard him.
"Thieves," A voice spat above them. "Tricksy Thieves. They stoles it, My precious. We wants it, Tricksy thieves. We want our precious, and we wants it now.."
"Now!" Lin screamed, and she and the boys leapt up, swords drawn. A Horrible fight began. Gollum kicked Sam in the face, who slammed into a pile of sharp rocks. Frodo tried to back away, Gollum grabbed the chain, struggling for the ring. Frodo was about to give up when Lin threw Gollum of him, and Frodo slumped to the ground, weak. Lin tried to hit Gollum, but he began to straggle and shake her, wide eyed. Black spots danced before her eyes, and she chocked out, "Sam." Sam, his face bleeding, grabbed Gollum from around his neck, and Lin slumped, trying desperately to breathe through he nearly crushed windpipe. Frodo grabbed sting and rushed to aid Sam.
He pulled back Gollum's Head by the few hairs on his head, pointing his sword at Gollum's Throat. "This is sting. You seen him before," He said. "Release him, or I'll cut your throat." Defeated at last, Gollum released Sam, who ran to help Lin, Still struggling to breathe. Gollum wailed, a long, loud, cry.
~*~*~*~*~*~*
The night before
Rei looked around, after all, she was on the ground, and here where no Orcs for guards for her. This was good; she could try and get away. But wait; could she leave Pippin and Merry here, with the Orcs? She thought for a moment, and decide to look for them. After all, she did hate them, at times, but she wasn't cold hearted.
She crawled slowly to another group of Orcs, after all her legs and hands were tied. She looked around, the sounds of the Orcs fighting over what to eat. She looked for Merry and Pippin, who she soon noticed them around the way.
Pippin was trying to wake Merry, who was badly hurt. Pippin looked up, and saw Rei. He looked somewhat happy. Well, not to happy, after all, his best Friend was laying there, bleeding from his head.
"I'M HUNRGY!" An Orc yelled, "WE HAVEN'T HAD MEAT FOR DAYS!"
Another Orc looked over at Rei and the Hobbits, "We could eat them, and they look nice and tasty."
Arrow shoot through the air, kill some Orcs. Rei and Pip managed to get Merry up and the three began to crawl away. The Three crawled their way to the forest behind the battle, looking for a way to cut their ties. A sword fell from the sky, and the three looked at each other.
Pippin was the first to speak, "Well, do you think that was planned by some one or what?"
"Pip, Why question something like that? Hey, Rei what are you doing?"
"What does it look like?" Rei snapped, as the ties on her hands were cut. "I am getting the hell out of here, you are welcome to come along.
~*~*~*~*~*~*
((I am writing this part!!))
Lin looked at Gollum, as Sam handing her the pan with some bacon in it. "I don't like him, he is too, well, untrusting of us."
"Well, we did bind him," Frodo said, "Gandalf was right."
"What was that, Mr. Frodo?" Sam asked, watching their fire to make sure that it didn't get to big.
"Gandalf said, something like when I saw him, I would pity him. And I do, Sam." Frodo said, eyeing Gollum, whop had been tied to a rock.
"One woman for the two Hobbitsss." He said, after a long silent.
This was a mistake, which Gollum would soon learn never to say to them, in front of Lin. Lin had now jumped to her feet, and began to go off on Gollum. Some of things that where said, not caught by Sam or Frodo. Most of the things that were on the other hand run along with things that they had never heard anyone say, or want to say.
Lin grabbed Gollum by the neck, and began to chock him. It took Sam and Frodo to get her off him, and it involved a lot of pain on their part. "You stinker, "Sam began to yelled, "Give me one good reason why we should let her rip you apart."
Frodo glared at Sam, "Sam, please. Lin, let it go." He said, and a peace pasted though the group. For now anyways.
~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Legolas, Kill it." Aragorn said, lazily.
Legolas raised an arrow, and shoot the Orc dead off his horse. Many of the riders called out, "NO! JIMMY-BOY!"
Gimli and Kazuko raised an eyebrow, "This was very well,-" Kazuko started, and Aragorn cut her off.
"Shut up Kazuko." He said, rubbing his eyes.
"Make me." She said, moving her shoulders up and down, at opposite times.
"That was very sluttish if you ask me." Aragorn said, "Come on, we should go where they told us."
The riders of Rohan left, leaving them with 3 horses. "Okay, what ever." And everyone disappeared over the hills.
~*~*~*~*~*~*
Rei climb over some roots, followed by Merry and Pippin, her stopping every now and then, to wait for them. She rest up against a tree, and looked around. "I wonder where we are." She said aloud. "It has been a long while since we have seen anything but plants, no animals."
"REI! REI! HELP!" She heard the two hobbits call out.
"What the hell have the gotta themselves into now." She wondered, and turned back, only to see the largest walking tree she had ever seen, it holding Merry and Pippin. "Oh shit."
A/n: Well, this was a tad different, only cuz well, I am not sure. Note to self, remember snappy sayings. Well, how do you all like the little sayings at the end, they are pretty catching huh?
Well, there is your all-new one.
This Chapter was brought to you by, Shire Jelly, for it not toast and Jam, until you use Shire jelly.
Legolas: And I happen to know! *Holds up a can of Shire Jelly* Now where is my fifty bucks?
Next Chapter: Waves of war! I want my Mommy! Where is my fifty bucks? See, I told you! Is that Helms deep?