The Ladies of the rings
Chapter 6- Waves of war! I want my Mommy! Where is my fifty bucks? See, I told you! Is that Helms deep?
A/n: Don't you all just love these, and I highly doubt anyone reads these. I mean, hell, I never do. I think I did once, and it was about two paragraphs. That was a turn off. Well? Doesn't anyone care about my rants?
Lin looked around, the dead marshes, she hated the marshes, and they were so, well dead. And smelly, like Gollum. A lot like Gollum, thinking about it. Sam was not helping nor was Frodo in this case. It seems they were to busy thinking about the shire, and if they would ever see it again. She wanted to slap them, after all, there they were, following this, shim, though some marshes where bodies were rotting! That what Gollum was to her, a shim!
She was going crazy, and Frodo had gotten the idea when she was chewing a piece of wood from her pack, which was put there by Kazuko, she was sure of it. She didn't care in the long run, and as it when for her wood chewing, it was only a toothpick. No trouble has ever been started with a toothpick. Kazuko chewed them all the time, and come to think of it, Kazuko had been chewing one when she first met her.
So she was picking up some of Kazuko's habits, so what. She thought for a second, "OH MY GOD!" She yelled, "I AM TRUNING INTO KAZUKO!"
Sam dropped the pan he was holding on his foot, cursing loudly. Frodo began to explain to Lin that she was Lin, not Kazuko, and she needs to remember that. Lin when on about if she picked up Kazuko's habits that she would turn into her, and all that was middle earth would be gone. Lin was also hungry, and when someone like her gets hungry, they get really strange. This was one of those times, for the group had gone a while with out food, and Lin was losing it. She betters with food, Frodo hoped.
~*~*~*~*~*~*
Rei looked at the Ent, Treebread, and the two Hobbits as well. She had her mouth wide open, her eyes a tad widens, and she felt like Kazuko would being faced with walking in on her mom and dad. She felt like someone who had gone to school in their underwear. "Treebread?" She said, her mouth opens a little to let out the words.
"So you have heard of me, little orc." He said, looking down at Rei, and his eyes filled with angry, and he some how got her into his hands within a few seconds, and Pippin was now by her side.
"I am not an orc, and do I have to be with him? I rather be alone if you don't mind."
"Not an Orc? Then what are you?" He asked, and Rei looked at Pippin who had his eyebrow raised.
"I am a human, and these poor excuses for males are hobbits." She said, looking at the Ent's golden eyes. "And besides, we have no time for this, we are waiting to met up with our friends." She said, and the Ent hushed her.
"We will see what the white wizard says." He said, and Rei just sighed.
~*~*~*~*~*~*
Kazuko looked over the battlefield, with the three "boys" as she began to call them, look over the land. Kazuko's nose winkled up, "The riders did this? Those brain-less twats?" She asked, the only person close to her, Legolas.
"Well, who could have beside them? Elves don't like this land; too much blood had been spilled if you ask me. Dwarves are to far up in the Mountains, so it had to be them, Rei and the Hobbits didn't have swords."
"You are right," Kazuko said, "What Forest is that?" She asked pointing to the woods behind them.
"I say, Fargon, but I am not sure."
"Could it be that is where they are? I mean, that be the next place to go, right?" She asked, and Aragorn walked back up to them.
"They have gone into the Forest, and we must follow them."
"I noticed." Kazuko said, yawning.
"Smartass."
"You called?"
~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Food, Food, Food." Lin said, over and over again, followed by Sam saying, "Ale, Ale, Ale." In the same tone, and Frodo bring up the rear with, "Bath, Bath, Bath."
And this is how they walked, and been walking for many miles through the Dead marshes for hours, and with Gollum leading them on with no end in sight. "TI could be worst you know, we could be eating him." Sam said, "And who would want to eat him?"
"I don't know Sam." Frodo started, "But if we did, what would happen then?"
"We choke on his bones?" Sam said, making a point.
"Well, no, we wouldn't have a guide. Then we be lost. For a ling time. Never seen again."
"Frodo, if I where you I would have never had started talking about who we could eat first." Lin said, "We should have some food left. We just have to save it."
"I did?"
"Yeah, about an hour ago."
~*~*~*~*~*~*
Rei sighed, she was now riding on Top of Treebread's shoulder, and Pippin and Merry were telling him about the shire. Rei looked around, trees passing her as she tried to name them. "Hey, Where we going?" She asked, looking up at Treebread.
"To a place." He answered, "Why are you in a hurry?" He asked, and then laughed.
"No, I just wanted to know, then, when would be a good time to get ruin of someone. Is now good?"
"A Finer time than ever." Treebread replied.
This was a mistake, for Pippin found himself fling to the ground, and hitting it will a loud spat. "PIP! PIP!" Merry called, "ARE YOU OKAY?"
"I AM FINE!" Pippin called back up, dusking himself off, she just got me surprised and all."
"Well, if you didn't put your hand on my ass, we would not have this problem."
"I didn't."
"Thrust me you did."
"I did?"
"Yes, Pippin you did. Now drop it." She said, getting angry.
"I see," He said, thinking.
~*~*~*~*~*~*
"The White Wizard is coming." Legolas said, a raised his bow, looking into the growth. All was still, and each one of the travelers felt like they all had one chance. Foots steps came up, almost as soft as an Elf.
A light blinded them, and they felt like deer in headlights. "You have come a long way. I saw a two Hobbits and a girl past there, a two day ago."
A/n: Need More? Well I would like some more reviews!!
This Chapter was brought to you by, Rivendell hospital, because we fix you up right!
Next Chapter: Helm's Deep! How low can you do! I feel like some breakfast please. Is that supposed to happen?
Chapter 6- Waves of war! I want my Mommy! Where is my fifty bucks? See, I told you! Is that Helms deep?
A/n: Don't you all just love these, and I highly doubt anyone reads these. I mean, hell, I never do. I think I did once, and it was about two paragraphs. That was a turn off. Well? Doesn't anyone care about my rants?
Lin looked around, the dead marshes, she hated the marshes, and they were so, well dead. And smelly, like Gollum. A lot like Gollum, thinking about it. Sam was not helping nor was Frodo in this case. It seems they were to busy thinking about the shire, and if they would ever see it again. She wanted to slap them, after all, there they were, following this, shim, though some marshes where bodies were rotting! That what Gollum was to her, a shim!
She was going crazy, and Frodo had gotten the idea when she was chewing a piece of wood from her pack, which was put there by Kazuko, she was sure of it. She didn't care in the long run, and as it when for her wood chewing, it was only a toothpick. No trouble has ever been started with a toothpick. Kazuko chewed them all the time, and come to think of it, Kazuko had been chewing one when she first met her.
So she was picking up some of Kazuko's habits, so what. She thought for a second, "OH MY GOD!" She yelled, "I AM TRUNING INTO KAZUKO!"
Sam dropped the pan he was holding on his foot, cursing loudly. Frodo began to explain to Lin that she was Lin, not Kazuko, and she needs to remember that. Lin when on about if she picked up Kazuko's habits that she would turn into her, and all that was middle earth would be gone. Lin was also hungry, and when someone like her gets hungry, they get really strange. This was one of those times, for the group had gone a while with out food, and Lin was losing it. She betters with food, Frodo hoped.
~*~*~*~*~*~*
Rei looked at the Ent, Treebread, and the two Hobbits as well. She had her mouth wide open, her eyes a tad widens, and she felt like Kazuko would being faced with walking in on her mom and dad. She felt like someone who had gone to school in their underwear. "Treebread?" She said, her mouth opens a little to let out the words.
"So you have heard of me, little orc." He said, looking down at Rei, and his eyes filled with angry, and he some how got her into his hands within a few seconds, and Pippin was now by her side.
"I am not an orc, and do I have to be with him? I rather be alone if you don't mind."
"Not an Orc? Then what are you?" He asked, and Rei looked at Pippin who had his eyebrow raised.
"I am a human, and these poor excuses for males are hobbits." She said, looking at the Ent's golden eyes. "And besides, we have no time for this, we are waiting to met up with our friends." She said, and the Ent hushed her.
"We will see what the white wizard says." He said, and Rei just sighed.
~*~*~*~*~*~*
Kazuko looked over the battlefield, with the three "boys" as she began to call them, look over the land. Kazuko's nose winkled up, "The riders did this? Those brain-less twats?" She asked, the only person close to her, Legolas.
"Well, who could have beside them? Elves don't like this land; too much blood had been spilled if you ask me. Dwarves are to far up in the Mountains, so it had to be them, Rei and the Hobbits didn't have swords."
"You are right," Kazuko said, "What Forest is that?" She asked pointing to the woods behind them.
"I say, Fargon, but I am not sure."
"Could it be that is where they are? I mean, that be the next place to go, right?" She asked, and Aragorn walked back up to them.
"They have gone into the Forest, and we must follow them."
"I noticed." Kazuko said, yawning.
"Smartass."
"You called?"
~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Food, Food, Food." Lin said, over and over again, followed by Sam saying, "Ale, Ale, Ale." In the same tone, and Frodo bring up the rear with, "Bath, Bath, Bath."
And this is how they walked, and been walking for many miles through the Dead marshes for hours, and with Gollum leading them on with no end in sight. "TI could be worst you know, we could be eating him." Sam said, "And who would want to eat him?"
"I don't know Sam." Frodo started, "But if we did, what would happen then?"
"We choke on his bones?" Sam said, making a point.
"Well, no, we wouldn't have a guide. Then we be lost. For a ling time. Never seen again."
"Frodo, if I where you I would have never had started talking about who we could eat first." Lin said, "We should have some food left. We just have to save it."
"I did?"
"Yeah, about an hour ago."
~*~*~*~*~*~*
Rei sighed, she was now riding on Top of Treebread's shoulder, and Pippin and Merry were telling him about the shire. Rei looked around, trees passing her as she tried to name them. "Hey, Where we going?" She asked, looking up at Treebread.
"To a place." He answered, "Why are you in a hurry?" He asked, and then laughed.
"No, I just wanted to know, then, when would be a good time to get ruin of someone. Is now good?"
"A Finer time than ever." Treebread replied.
This was a mistake, for Pippin found himself fling to the ground, and hitting it will a loud spat. "PIP! PIP!" Merry called, "ARE YOU OKAY?"
"I AM FINE!" Pippin called back up, dusking himself off, she just got me surprised and all."
"Well, if you didn't put your hand on my ass, we would not have this problem."
"I didn't."
"Thrust me you did."
"I did?"
"Yes, Pippin you did. Now drop it." She said, getting angry.
"I see," He said, thinking.
~*~*~*~*~*~*
"The White Wizard is coming." Legolas said, a raised his bow, looking into the growth. All was still, and each one of the travelers felt like they all had one chance. Foots steps came up, almost as soft as an Elf.
A light blinded them, and they felt like deer in headlights. "You have come a long way. I saw a two Hobbits and a girl past there, a two day ago."
A/n: Need More? Well I would like some more reviews!!
This Chapter was brought to you by, Rivendell hospital, because we fix you up right!
Next Chapter: Helm's Deep! How low can you do! I feel like some breakfast please. Is that supposed to happen?