The Ladies of the rings
Chapter 7- Helm's Deep! How low can you do! I feel like some breakfast please. Is that supposed to happen?
A/n: LALALALAL ELMO'S WORLD! There are gonna be some really inside jokes in the later chapters, but hey that sounds cool don't it?
"NO WAY IN HELL I AM I PUTTING ON THAT!" Kazuko said, looking at the dress in front of her. "Eowyn, you are crazy, I am not wearing that." She searched her brain for a few more words, "It's, a-a-a-a"
"Dress," Eowyn finished for her. "Just wear it, you smell like a man when you in what you are wearing."
"And my hair is too oily. And there is too much dirt on my face, and should I care? Nope." Kazuko said, "Because I am the queen of grass stains. I don't care how I smell."
Eowyn glared, "Look, just bathe okay. How long has it been for you? Months?"
"I unno, it was back when, No wait, once after that."
"Okay, okay it doesn't matter, just bathe. You probably look like a normal elven maiden under there, some where."
Kazuko felt herself glared at Eowyn. "Please die." She said, to herself.
"What was that?"
"Please Die."
"Pardon?"
"PLEASE DIE!" Kazuko said, and Eowyn slapped her.
"You are a funny little girl." She said, and left the room for Kazuko to vent.
Kazuko grabbed a chair, and threw it into the wall. The chair broke into millions of piece as it hit it, and she looked for something else to throw. She hated this, all of this. She wanted to go home. She wanted to be with her friends, and going to school again. This had lost all of it's fun. She just wanted to be okay, and normal again. Or as normal as she was.
She curled up on the floor, holding her knees to her chest. She missed them, and for that moment, she realized how much. They were her only ties to her old life, and they were outside, in other parts of middle-earth.
~*~*~*~*~*~*
Rei sighed, the Ents where still talking, and Pippin and Merry where nearby. The two hobbits where throwing rocks at the woods behind them. Rei just sat there, felting a little tried. It was a different kind of tried, not like sleepy tried, a mental tried. She yawned looking over at Pippin and Merry who now looked back at her. "Hey, Rei," Pippin said, his voice filled with concern. "You know you look like shit right?"
"Pippin, where would I be with out you? You are almost as good as Kazuko pointing out shit people already know. A real Captain Obvious you know that." She said, and Pippin glared.
"You know, you can be a real Bi-" Treebread had returned and looked at the three.
"I have told you names to the group, and we have made a decision." He said, and stopped.
Pippin and Merry looked at him waiting. Minutes ticked by, witched made it seem like hours, till Merry spoke up, "And?"
Treebread snapped out of his tree like-state, "Oh, yes, Right. We have decide, that you are not Orcs."
"Well, That is good news." Pippin said, smiling a little. Rei put her head in her hands, hoping to god this all would end soon.
~*~*~*~*~*~*
Lin looked in her backpack again. Their food was low, really low. She sighed and looked again. Still no food. This was bad, real bad.
Frodo looked around, up at the black gate. "There it is." He said, looking over at Sam.
Sam inhaled, "I am coming with you."
"You don't have to."
"Yes, I do, I promised, and Samwise Gamgee keeps his promises." Sam said, and nodded.
"I guess that makes me along for the ride?" Lin asked.
"Yes."
"Already then!" Gollum grabbed a hold of Frodo, "Master can't go in! MASTER CAN'T BRING IT TO HIM! Me now an other way in!"
"You do!"
Gollum nodded and started them up a hill.
~*~*~*~*~*~*
Kazuko looked over the people who they where leading to Helms Deep. She sighed, and looked around. "Hey Legolas," she called to the prince, only for him to ignore her. "Legolas. LEGOLAS!" She snapped, and he ignored her again. This got to her. "HEY YOU RECKNECK ASS ELF!" She snapped, and Legolas turned around to look at her, a glare coming from his eyes.
"What?" He asked, glaring, and pulling down what were, her headphones.
"NANI! Those are mine!" She snapped, and tried to grab it off his lap, but he got out of her reach.
"Well," He said, patting his horse, "It was in your pack, and I wanted to do something. I guessed how to work them."
"I am so proud, give it back. Now." She said, going in to bitch mood.
"Nah, I think I will hold on to them until we get to Helms Deep." He said, watching her face balloon up in rage. "You don't mind do you?"
"Mind? MIND! Of course I do! Give them here!" She snapped, reach over, to far. She when falling to the ground, she closed her eyes, this was not going to be pretty.
Legolas reacted as anyone would, he grabbed her by her waist and replace her back on the horse. "You should be more careful." He stated, making her glare, "We hate to see you have an early end."
"That is so Bs, Aragorn and Gimli have been planning my death since we left Rivendell."
"Oh really?"
"Yeah, or as it seems. Let's me guess, you are in on it too."
"Nah, It is not my style." Legolas said, "Besides, if I wanted to kill you, I do it when you were asleep."
"THAT IS NOT FRIENDLY!" She yelled, as Helm Deep came into view.
~*~*~*~*~*~*
Rei sighed, she lifted her head, looking up at The Hobbits. To the shire, that where they were going, and she yawned. The last place she need to be. She looked up at Pippin, who winked at her.
"Treebread," He said, "I think we should go south."
"South?" The old Ent asked, looking confused, along with Merry, "but that is close to Islengard, Master Peregrin."
"Yes, well, the closer we are to danger, the way I fingure," he said, sounding sure of himself, "The farer we are from it then."
Rei smiled, they were going into battle.
A/n: And so ends, another chapter. What am I up to now? 7? Sweet!
This chapter was brought to you by, Riders of Rohan Horse washers, If your horse ain't clean, we didn't clean it!
Next Chapter: A battle, at last. You look like an Orc! Peace on earth! I am coming! I WANT A COOKIE!
Chapter 7- Helm's Deep! How low can you do! I feel like some breakfast please. Is that supposed to happen?
A/n: LALALALAL ELMO'S WORLD! There are gonna be some really inside jokes in the later chapters, but hey that sounds cool don't it?
"NO WAY IN HELL I AM I PUTTING ON THAT!" Kazuko said, looking at the dress in front of her. "Eowyn, you are crazy, I am not wearing that." She searched her brain for a few more words, "It's, a-a-a-a"
"Dress," Eowyn finished for her. "Just wear it, you smell like a man when you in what you are wearing."
"And my hair is too oily. And there is too much dirt on my face, and should I care? Nope." Kazuko said, "Because I am the queen of grass stains. I don't care how I smell."
Eowyn glared, "Look, just bathe okay. How long has it been for you? Months?"
"I unno, it was back when, No wait, once after that."
"Okay, okay it doesn't matter, just bathe. You probably look like a normal elven maiden under there, some where."
Kazuko felt herself glared at Eowyn. "Please die." She said, to herself.
"What was that?"
"Please Die."
"Pardon?"
"PLEASE DIE!" Kazuko said, and Eowyn slapped her.
"You are a funny little girl." She said, and left the room for Kazuko to vent.
Kazuko grabbed a chair, and threw it into the wall. The chair broke into millions of piece as it hit it, and she looked for something else to throw. She hated this, all of this. She wanted to go home. She wanted to be with her friends, and going to school again. This had lost all of it's fun. She just wanted to be okay, and normal again. Or as normal as she was.
She curled up on the floor, holding her knees to her chest. She missed them, and for that moment, she realized how much. They were her only ties to her old life, and they were outside, in other parts of middle-earth.
~*~*~*~*~*~*
Rei sighed, the Ents where still talking, and Pippin and Merry where nearby. The two hobbits where throwing rocks at the woods behind them. Rei just sat there, felting a little tried. It was a different kind of tried, not like sleepy tried, a mental tried. She yawned looking over at Pippin and Merry who now looked back at her. "Hey, Rei," Pippin said, his voice filled with concern. "You know you look like shit right?"
"Pippin, where would I be with out you? You are almost as good as Kazuko pointing out shit people already know. A real Captain Obvious you know that." She said, and Pippin glared.
"You know, you can be a real Bi-" Treebread had returned and looked at the three.
"I have told you names to the group, and we have made a decision." He said, and stopped.
Pippin and Merry looked at him waiting. Minutes ticked by, witched made it seem like hours, till Merry spoke up, "And?"
Treebread snapped out of his tree like-state, "Oh, yes, Right. We have decide, that you are not Orcs."
"Well, That is good news." Pippin said, smiling a little. Rei put her head in her hands, hoping to god this all would end soon.
~*~*~*~*~*~*
Lin looked in her backpack again. Their food was low, really low. She sighed and looked again. Still no food. This was bad, real bad.
Frodo looked around, up at the black gate. "There it is." He said, looking over at Sam.
Sam inhaled, "I am coming with you."
"You don't have to."
"Yes, I do, I promised, and Samwise Gamgee keeps his promises." Sam said, and nodded.
"I guess that makes me along for the ride?" Lin asked.
"Yes."
"Already then!" Gollum grabbed a hold of Frodo, "Master can't go in! MASTER CAN'T BRING IT TO HIM! Me now an other way in!"
"You do!"
Gollum nodded and started them up a hill.
~*~*~*~*~*~*
Kazuko looked over the people who they where leading to Helms Deep. She sighed, and looked around. "Hey Legolas," she called to the prince, only for him to ignore her. "Legolas. LEGOLAS!" She snapped, and he ignored her again. This got to her. "HEY YOU RECKNECK ASS ELF!" She snapped, and Legolas turned around to look at her, a glare coming from his eyes.
"What?" He asked, glaring, and pulling down what were, her headphones.
"NANI! Those are mine!" She snapped, and tried to grab it off his lap, but he got out of her reach.
"Well," He said, patting his horse, "It was in your pack, and I wanted to do something. I guessed how to work them."
"I am so proud, give it back. Now." She said, going in to bitch mood.
"Nah, I think I will hold on to them until we get to Helms Deep." He said, watching her face balloon up in rage. "You don't mind do you?"
"Mind? MIND! Of course I do! Give them here!" She snapped, reach over, to far. She when falling to the ground, she closed her eyes, this was not going to be pretty.
Legolas reacted as anyone would, he grabbed her by her waist and replace her back on the horse. "You should be more careful." He stated, making her glare, "We hate to see you have an early end."
"That is so Bs, Aragorn and Gimli have been planning my death since we left Rivendell."
"Oh really?"
"Yeah, or as it seems. Let's me guess, you are in on it too."
"Nah, It is not my style." Legolas said, "Besides, if I wanted to kill you, I do it when you were asleep."
"THAT IS NOT FRIENDLY!" She yelled, as Helm Deep came into view.
~*~*~*~*~*~*
Rei sighed, she lifted her head, looking up at The Hobbits. To the shire, that where they were going, and she yawned. The last place she need to be. She looked up at Pippin, who winked at her.
"Treebread," He said, "I think we should go south."
"South?" The old Ent asked, looking confused, along with Merry, "but that is close to Islengard, Master Peregrin."
"Yes, well, the closer we are to danger, the way I fingure," he said, sounding sure of himself, "The farer we are from it then."
Rei smiled, they were going into battle.
A/n: And so ends, another chapter. What am I up to now? 7? Sweet!
This chapter was brought to you by, Riders of Rohan Horse washers, If your horse ain't clean, we didn't clean it!
Next Chapter: A battle, at last. You look like an Orc! Peace on earth! I am coming! I WANT A COOKIE!