The Ladies of the rings
Chapter 8-A battle, at last. You look like an Orc! Peace on earth! I am coming! I WANT A COOKIE!
A/n: Will it ever end? I want to know.
Aragorn searched thought the piles and piles of Chain mails, not finding one to his liking. "No, to big.No to small." He said, and made sure to throw them over his head. After throwing one chain mail (too small) it was a followed by an ouch.
Kazuko stood behind him, "Seen any my size?" She asked, holding her eye.
"You ain't going out." He said, and turned back to the pile. The sound of a Chain mail moved behind him, and he turned back.
"This one is your size.Now give me one my size." She said, using the voice at all women have. You know, the one that gives them the power over every male in the room. She held it out to him, and then pulled it back when he tried to get it from her.
"No, now gimme." He snapped.
"You know, if you did grow up around elves, you think you have better manners." Kazuko said, and hopped up on one of the few tables in the deep. "So, I know you have a Chain mail about my size. Give me. Now."
Aragorn smirked at Kazuko, "What are you trying to do, Kazoo? Prove yourself? To whom? If this were Lin or Rei, I would give them one. But you? I don't think so." He shook his head, "Go down with the women and children, Kazoo, You can't help us here."
"You said, that you need the help of anyone who can carry and use a sword, to come to fight. I can lift a sword, and I do not fear death. Most of the Men and Boys are scared out of their minds. What are you gonna do for them? Send them to early graves." Kazuko rose, and began to look for some body armor. "If you don't let me fight, I will anyways."
"A bold move."
Kazuko tossed aside a chain mail (WHAT IS ANOTHER NAME FOR THAT?!!) "A bold move? Ha, What is a bold move in wars? A life saver sometimes."
"And also death."
"Aragorn shut the hell up!" Kazuko yelled and toss the armor she had in her hand at him.
Legolas, flew backwards in shook, hit the wall behind him. "Legolas?" The two Warriors asked in unison.
~*~*~*~*~*~*
Rei looked around, at the fall of Islengard. The Ents had ran-sacked everything. She sighed, and turned to Pippin, "This is a freak show. Wanna go see if there Orcs or anything to take care of?"
"Orcs? Why you want to go kill some Orcs."
"Revenge."
"Aww."
Pippin followed Rei, the best he could, down from the rocks above. "You move like Aragorn, or another Ranger." He called after her.
"At less one of us does, Pip. Now hurry, I think there are a few more Orcs on the western ledge." Rei said, looking over that way. "And we both want to have fun!"
"Well, this isn't what I call fun!" Pippin cried, and slipped on a rock. Rei must have gained some of Aragorn reaction, for she caught Pippin as he flew in the air.
"You alright?" She asked.
Pippin grinned, the only way he knew how, and it was not what any woman wanted to see. "I am now!"
Rei began to rage, then threw Pippin down the rocks below. "FUCKING LOSER!"
Good thing Merry was there to brake Pippin's fall. "'Allo Pip!" He called, cheerfully. "What brings you here?"
"Rei, she threw me down you know. Very nice on her part, not making me walk!"
Rei suddenly feel like she had named herself the wife of a Hobbit by the name of Pippin.
"To war!" An Ent yelled, as he pasted by.
"A FREE RIDE, FOR SOMEONE LIKE MYSELF TO THE BATTLE?" Rei called, deciding that the best thing for her was to get away, fast. And this Ent was moving too slow, for her. "WELL?"
The Ent stood to think, his brow tighten in thought. "Why Miss?" He asked after a long while, when Rei had almost decided to sleep. "You don't seem to have a place in this war."
"The Little ones always have a place." She answered.
*~*~*~*~*~*
Lin looked around, as Gollum lead them into a cave. She was to hungry to remember what was going to happen next, but she didn't care at this point. All that was on her mind was sleep, good food, and a TV. She was ready to kick back, and welcome the end of the world.
The cave was dark, and smelly. Kind of like Gollum come to think of it. She looked around, which was hard, for there was no light. It wasn't good, not right. That clicked in her mind. Of course, they had run out of food about three days ago, which left judgment to be clouded.
But if this what she thought it was, they were in for deep shit. The Lair of Shelob was not going to be a fun-fill time. And she wanted no part of it, no thank you madam.
~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Kazoo." Aragorn stared, and Kazuko glared.
"What Now?"
"You look like an Orc. How can you fight if someone kills you because you look like a Damn orc?" He asked, and Kazuko looked around.
"Well, here!" She cried, grabbing a flag, pulling it off the pole, and tying it around her head. "Now are you please?"
"Yeah, sure, whatever."
~*~*~*~*~*~*
Lin sighed, and looked around again. She had been hearing things move in the darkness, and Gollum had disappeared. Shelob was on her way, waiting to feast on their hobbit flesh. She was not looking forward for that.
She walked along side Frodo and Sam, waiting. Something moved, behind them. "Frodo," Lin whispered, "Do you still have the star from the lady?" She asked.
"Yes, why?"
"Use it, now." Lin said, urging him.
"Why?"
"Because, there is something really nasty behind us."
~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Kazuko!" Legolas called, the early hours of light shining though the clouds of the night. The Orcs were preparing for another attack, in a few hours, and this gave time to Rohan, to gather up their dead. Legolas looked over the valley; it covered in blood, and death.
"Kazuko!" He called again, and listened.
"WHAT!" A voice weakly called back. "I am trying to sleep here."
A/n: Don't you hate it when you see these? They are so.so...well, a big pain in the butt if you ask me.
This Chapter was brought to you by, Mirkwood wine cellars, if the wine there isn't the oldest wine you have ever had, it's not from us.
Next Chapter: YOU! YOU! Missing people? Okay, okay, who ordered the large Spider; did you want it, raw, or well done?
Chapter 8-A battle, at last. You look like an Orc! Peace on earth! I am coming! I WANT A COOKIE!
A/n: Will it ever end? I want to know.
Aragorn searched thought the piles and piles of Chain mails, not finding one to his liking. "No, to big.No to small." He said, and made sure to throw them over his head. After throwing one chain mail (too small) it was a followed by an ouch.
Kazuko stood behind him, "Seen any my size?" She asked, holding her eye.
"You ain't going out." He said, and turned back to the pile. The sound of a Chain mail moved behind him, and he turned back.
"This one is your size.Now give me one my size." She said, using the voice at all women have. You know, the one that gives them the power over every male in the room. She held it out to him, and then pulled it back when he tried to get it from her.
"No, now gimme." He snapped.
"You know, if you did grow up around elves, you think you have better manners." Kazuko said, and hopped up on one of the few tables in the deep. "So, I know you have a Chain mail about my size. Give me. Now."
Aragorn smirked at Kazuko, "What are you trying to do, Kazoo? Prove yourself? To whom? If this were Lin or Rei, I would give them one. But you? I don't think so." He shook his head, "Go down with the women and children, Kazoo, You can't help us here."
"You said, that you need the help of anyone who can carry and use a sword, to come to fight. I can lift a sword, and I do not fear death. Most of the Men and Boys are scared out of their minds. What are you gonna do for them? Send them to early graves." Kazuko rose, and began to look for some body armor. "If you don't let me fight, I will anyways."
"A bold move."
Kazuko tossed aside a chain mail (WHAT IS ANOTHER NAME FOR THAT?!!) "A bold move? Ha, What is a bold move in wars? A life saver sometimes."
"And also death."
"Aragorn shut the hell up!" Kazuko yelled and toss the armor she had in her hand at him.
Legolas, flew backwards in shook, hit the wall behind him. "Legolas?" The two Warriors asked in unison.
~*~*~*~*~*~*
Rei looked around, at the fall of Islengard. The Ents had ran-sacked everything. She sighed, and turned to Pippin, "This is a freak show. Wanna go see if there Orcs or anything to take care of?"
"Orcs? Why you want to go kill some Orcs."
"Revenge."
"Aww."
Pippin followed Rei, the best he could, down from the rocks above. "You move like Aragorn, or another Ranger." He called after her.
"At less one of us does, Pip. Now hurry, I think there are a few more Orcs on the western ledge." Rei said, looking over that way. "And we both want to have fun!"
"Well, this isn't what I call fun!" Pippin cried, and slipped on a rock. Rei must have gained some of Aragorn reaction, for she caught Pippin as he flew in the air.
"You alright?" She asked.
Pippin grinned, the only way he knew how, and it was not what any woman wanted to see. "I am now!"
Rei began to rage, then threw Pippin down the rocks below. "FUCKING LOSER!"
Good thing Merry was there to brake Pippin's fall. "'Allo Pip!" He called, cheerfully. "What brings you here?"
"Rei, she threw me down you know. Very nice on her part, not making me walk!"
Rei suddenly feel like she had named herself the wife of a Hobbit by the name of Pippin.
"To war!" An Ent yelled, as he pasted by.
"A FREE RIDE, FOR SOMEONE LIKE MYSELF TO THE BATTLE?" Rei called, deciding that the best thing for her was to get away, fast. And this Ent was moving too slow, for her. "WELL?"
The Ent stood to think, his brow tighten in thought. "Why Miss?" He asked after a long while, when Rei had almost decided to sleep. "You don't seem to have a place in this war."
"The Little ones always have a place." She answered.
*~*~*~*~*~*
Lin looked around, as Gollum lead them into a cave. She was to hungry to remember what was going to happen next, but she didn't care at this point. All that was on her mind was sleep, good food, and a TV. She was ready to kick back, and welcome the end of the world.
The cave was dark, and smelly. Kind of like Gollum come to think of it. She looked around, which was hard, for there was no light. It wasn't good, not right. That clicked in her mind. Of course, they had run out of food about three days ago, which left judgment to be clouded.
But if this what she thought it was, they were in for deep shit. The Lair of Shelob was not going to be a fun-fill time. And she wanted no part of it, no thank you madam.
~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Kazoo." Aragorn stared, and Kazuko glared.
"What Now?"
"You look like an Orc. How can you fight if someone kills you because you look like a Damn orc?" He asked, and Kazuko looked around.
"Well, here!" She cried, grabbing a flag, pulling it off the pole, and tying it around her head. "Now are you please?"
"Yeah, sure, whatever."
~*~*~*~*~*~*
Lin sighed, and looked around again. She had been hearing things move in the darkness, and Gollum had disappeared. Shelob was on her way, waiting to feast on their hobbit flesh. She was not looking forward for that.
She walked along side Frodo and Sam, waiting. Something moved, behind them. "Frodo," Lin whispered, "Do you still have the star from the lady?" She asked.
"Yes, why?"
"Use it, now." Lin said, urging him.
"Why?"
"Because, there is something really nasty behind us."
~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Kazuko!" Legolas called, the early hours of light shining though the clouds of the night. The Orcs were preparing for another attack, in a few hours, and this gave time to Rohan, to gather up their dead. Legolas looked over the valley; it covered in blood, and death.
"Kazuko!" He called again, and listened.
"WHAT!" A voice weakly called back. "I am trying to sleep here."
A/n: Don't you hate it when you see these? They are so.so...well, a big pain in the butt if you ask me.
This Chapter was brought to you by, Mirkwood wine cellars, if the wine there isn't the oldest wine you have ever had, it's not from us.
Next Chapter: YOU! YOU! Missing people? Okay, okay, who ordered the large Spider; did you want it, raw, or well done?