The Ladies of the rings
Chapter 9- YOU! YOU! Missing people? Okay, okay, who ordered the large Spider; did you want it, raw, or well done?
A/n: Well, I don't care about the Ents; they were cool, until I started to write about them. Oh well, anyways. On with the story. Sorry if all of your ideas on what the spelling are in the story aren't the same. You are working with someone with a learning disable.
Aragorn looked around the hall, for something else to stop the Orcs from coming though. He was pissed; mostly at Legolas who had gonna to the last beer in Helm deep before he did. And what he didn't understand was how he did it.
Flash back
Aragorn lead over a fallen Warrior, the Warrior still alive and in a lot of pain. "Lord Aragorn, before I die, I have one thing to say, lead in close." Aragorn nodded and did so. "There is one beer in the cellar."
Legolas looked up, "Beer?" He asked. Yes, Legolas, being a Mirkwood elf, was every fond of wine, and beer was going to have to do. He disappeared, looking for the Cellar.
End of Flash back
Aragorn throw off all the plates and dish on the table in front of him, and threw the table to the door, at Legolas. Poor Legolas, was hit, and pinned between the Door and the Table.
'OH! How could you fate?!'((Elvish!)) Legolas cried.
'That is what you get, for taking my beer!' Aragorn snapped back.
'What, was your name on it?' Legolas asked, and the two when into little Kid mode. Well, until the riders of Rohan came back.
"Lord Aragorn, will you ride out with us?" They asked.
"Ride out? Can I come?" Kazuko asked, thinking.
"Can you even walk? You are pretty, beat up." Legolas said, lost for better words.
Kazuko slowly got up, made it half way across the room, to Aragorn, of all people, and hugged him. "It's pretty nice of you to give me a hug." He said, surprised.
"I would punch you, but my arms can't reach that high." ~*~*~*~*~*~*
Rei sighed; the Ents were getting on her nerves, she need to get away. "Merry, Pippin, come on, we are leaving!" She said, suddenly lively.
"What? Why?" Pippin asked, and Rei glared.
"No asking Questions, we will now have rules."
"Rules?"
"Yes, Rules," Rei reached into her pocket, and pulled out a piece of paper. "One: No asking Rei any Questions, EVER! Two: Rei is always right, even when she is wrong. Three: You will listen to Rei, she has gonna you this far alive."
Merry raised his hand, "Can we raise our hands, and then ask questions?" He asked.
"Okay, okay, so Rule one has been changed, it now reads as so," Rei found a pen, and began to added to 'the rules', "One: No asking Rei any Questions, unless raising your hand and wait to be called on."
"LIKE IN SCHOOL!" Pippin said, smiling.
"Four," She said, reading off the paper, "There will only be stops when Rei wants or needs to stop. Anyone who tries to stop, will, in short, be killed. Five-"
"Wait, Wait." Merry said, looking confused. "You will kill us if we try to stop?"
"Yeah, you got a problem with that?" She asked, growling.
"No, just checking." Merry said, backing off.
"Six, Rei will carry the food, no one else." Rei paused, then started again. "Seven. There will be no talking unless you are addressed by Rei. Eight-"
"Why are you talking in the third person?" Merry asked, "And on other thing, who made you leader. Did you Pip?"
Pippin looked confused, "No, did you?"
"Aragorn did." Rei answered, "And I am reading the rules, so it was written in the third person."
"Who writes like that?"
"Insane pissed off people?" Pippin said, "So, do I get a prize?" Rei shrugged, "Yeah, sure, here." She said, throwing him a cookie. "Eight-"
~*~*~*~*~*~*
Lin jumped back, as Shelob stepped out of the blackness. The Large Spider looked down at the little hobbits, hungry. Frodo pulled out his sword, and Sam and Lin followed suit.
Shelob's Fangs began to drip with juices, Lin just walked right up to her; Lin's Face twisted up in a look of being pissed off. "LISTEN YOU!"
Frodo and Sam pulled her back, surprised, "LIN!" Frodo snapped, "Listen Lin, you can't handle his on your own." He started, but Lin had become more smart then him.
"I can too, watch me!" She snapped. She broke free of them, and looked up at the Spider.
"You may be bigger than me, but I have something you don't." She said, and pulled out, a stick?
Frodo lead over to Sam, "She may be cute, but I think she has lost it."
"This may look like a Stick, just a stick. BUT!" Lin was known to use but, a lot, when it came to things like this. "This is Jimmy The Stick!" She yelled, for it had been a long while since they had eaten. Her thoughts were out of wacky.
Frodo looked away, and Sam spoke, "Yeah, she is, but I sadly think this might work."
Frodo almost laughed, "You always were more balls then brains." He said, and looked up at the ceiling.
Shelob looked at Lin, then at Jimmy the Stick. She could have laughed, if Spiders could laugh. She aimed at Lin with one of her legs. And relished it.
There was what sounded like a scream from within the cave. Sam and Frodo stood there shocked. Lin had taken off one of Shelob's leg with the stick. "Dear God." The Two said in unison.
Lin smirked, for the cut was clean. Shelob wailed, slamming herself to one side of the cave, knocking some rocks lose. Frodo and Sam ducked out of the way, and got behind some nooks.
Lin looked into Shelob's eyes, and a battle of wills began. Either move, waiting for the other to move first, plotting out what they could do. Lin looked for a weakness, but only thins she could get to was the legs of this Spider.
Then, it hit her.
~*~*~*~*~*~*
Dear Diary,
It's me, Kazoo. Aragorn is mean, so I am not the fasts person in the world. How was I supposed to know that Wood doors can brake so easily, and that is hard to stay on a horse? We have taking up near a forest by helm deeps, and I am still sore from the battle from early.
I have no clue what time of day it is. My watch died a few hours ago, and is stuck on 5:36. It be nice to have something to tell time with, like a sundial or something.
Kazuko.
A/n: And so ends, chapter nine, I thank all that has put nothing but nice Reviews, you all rock! I probably couldn't work as hard as I do will out you! As you can see, I got around to doing the Diaries, and I just need to know if the should be longer or what? Tell me! Or should I do all 3 instead of just one. KITA WANTSS TO KNOW!
This Chapter was brought to you by, The rules of Rei, for she has many. And Mordor lava works, for all your lava working needs.
Next Chapter: Anywhere but here. GET OUT OF MY WAY! As you can see, She is very stupid, and yes, I know you heard me.
Chapter 9- YOU! YOU! Missing people? Okay, okay, who ordered the large Spider; did you want it, raw, or well done?
A/n: Well, I don't care about the Ents; they were cool, until I started to write about them. Oh well, anyways. On with the story. Sorry if all of your ideas on what the spelling are in the story aren't the same. You are working with someone with a learning disable.
Aragorn looked around the hall, for something else to stop the Orcs from coming though. He was pissed; mostly at Legolas who had gonna to the last beer in Helm deep before he did. And what he didn't understand was how he did it.
Flash back
Aragorn lead over a fallen Warrior, the Warrior still alive and in a lot of pain. "Lord Aragorn, before I die, I have one thing to say, lead in close." Aragorn nodded and did so. "There is one beer in the cellar."
Legolas looked up, "Beer?" He asked. Yes, Legolas, being a Mirkwood elf, was every fond of wine, and beer was going to have to do. He disappeared, looking for the Cellar.
End of Flash back
Aragorn throw off all the plates and dish on the table in front of him, and threw the table to the door, at Legolas. Poor Legolas, was hit, and pinned between the Door and the Table.
'OH! How could you fate?!'((Elvish!)) Legolas cried.
'That is what you get, for taking my beer!' Aragorn snapped back.
'What, was your name on it?' Legolas asked, and the two when into little Kid mode. Well, until the riders of Rohan came back.
"Lord Aragorn, will you ride out with us?" They asked.
"Ride out? Can I come?" Kazuko asked, thinking.
"Can you even walk? You are pretty, beat up." Legolas said, lost for better words.
Kazuko slowly got up, made it half way across the room, to Aragorn, of all people, and hugged him. "It's pretty nice of you to give me a hug." He said, surprised.
"I would punch you, but my arms can't reach that high." ~*~*~*~*~*~*
Rei sighed; the Ents were getting on her nerves, she need to get away. "Merry, Pippin, come on, we are leaving!" She said, suddenly lively.
"What? Why?" Pippin asked, and Rei glared.
"No asking Questions, we will now have rules."
"Rules?"
"Yes, Rules," Rei reached into her pocket, and pulled out a piece of paper. "One: No asking Rei any Questions, EVER! Two: Rei is always right, even when she is wrong. Three: You will listen to Rei, she has gonna you this far alive."
Merry raised his hand, "Can we raise our hands, and then ask questions?" He asked.
"Okay, okay, so Rule one has been changed, it now reads as so," Rei found a pen, and began to added to 'the rules', "One: No asking Rei any Questions, unless raising your hand and wait to be called on."
"LIKE IN SCHOOL!" Pippin said, smiling.
"Four," She said, reading off the paper, "There will only be stops when Rei wants or needs to stop. Anyone who tries to stop, will, in short, be killed. Five-"
"Wait, Wait." Merry said, looking confused. "You will kill us if we try to stop?"
"Yeah, you got a problem with that?" She asked, growling.
"No, just checking." Merry said, backing off.
"Six, Rei will carry the food, no one else." Rei paused, then started again. "Seven. There will be no talking unless you are addressed by Rei. Eight-"
"Why are you talking in the third person?" Merry asked, "And on other thing, who made you leader. Did you Pip?"
Pippin looked confused, "No, did you?"
"Aragorn did." Rei answered, "And I am reading the rules, so it was written in the third person."
"Who writes like that?"
"Insane pissed off people?" Pippin said, "So, do I get a prize?" Rei shrugged, "Yeah, sure, here." She said, throwing him a cookie. "Eight-"
~*~*~*~*~*~*
Lin jumped back, as Shelob stepped out of the blackness. The Large Spider looked down at the little hobbits, hungry. Frodo pulled out his sword, and Sam and Lin followed suit.
Shelob's Fangs began to drip with juices, Lin just walked right up to her; Lin's Face twisted up in a look of being pissed off. "LISTEN YOU!"
Frodo and Sam pulled her back, surprised, "LIN!" Frodo snapped, "Listen Lin, you can't handle his on your own." He started, but Lin had become more smart then him.
"I can too, watch me!" She snapped. She broke free of them, and looked up at the Spider.
"You may be bigger than me, but I have something you don't." She said, and pulled out, a stick?
Frodo lead over to Sam, "She may be cute, but I think she has lost it."
"This may look like a Stick, just a stick. BUT!" Lin was known to use but, a lot, when it came to things like this. "This is Jimmy The Stick!" She yelled, for it had been a long while since they had eaten. Her thoughts were out of wacky.
Frodo looked away, and Sam spoke, "Yeah, she is, but I sadly think this might work."
Frodo almost laughed, "You always were more balls then brains." He said, and looked up at the ceiling.
Shelob looked at Lin, then at Jimmy the Stick. She could have laughed, if Spiders could laugh. She aimed at Lin with one of her legs. And relished it.
There was what sounded like a scream from within the cave. Sam and Frodo stood there shocked. Lin had taken off one of Shelob's leg with the stick. "Dear God." The Two said in unison.
Lin smirked, for the cut was clean. Shelob wailed, slamming herself to one side of the cave, knocking some rocks lose. Frodo and Sam ducked out of the way, and got behind some nooks.
Lin looked into Shelob's eyes, and a battle of wills began. Either move, waiting for the other to move first, plotting out what they could do. Lin looked for a weakness, but only thins she could get to was the legs of this Spider.
Then, it hit her.
~*~*~*~*~*~*
Dear Diary,
It's me, Kazoo. Aragorn is mean, so I am not the fasts person in the world. How was I supposed to know that Wood doors can brake so easily, and that is hard to stay on a horse? We have taking up near a forest by helm deeps, and I am still sore from the battle from early.
I have no clue what time of day it is. My watch died a few hours ago, and is stuck on 5:36. It be nice to have something to tell time with, like a sundial or something.
Kazuko.
A/n: And so ends, chapter nine, I thank all that has put nothing but nice Reviews, you all rock! I probably couldn't work as hard as I do will out you! As you can see, I got around to doing the Diaries, and I just need to know if the should be longer or what? Tell me! Or should I do all 3 instead of just one. KITA WANTSS TO KNOW!
This Chapter was brought to you by, The rules of Rei, for she has many. And Mordor lava works, for all your lava working needs.
Next Chapter: Anywhere but here. GET OUT OF MY WAY! As you can see, She is very stupid, and yes, I know you heard me.