The Ladies of the rings
Chapter 10- Anywhere but here. GET OUT OF MY WAY! As you can see, She is very stupid, and yes, I know you heard me.
A/N: Sorry, been busy!
Kazuko looked around the field they were in. Where the hell was she? She looked around in her backpack, with Legolas watching. She hand him an apple and said one word, "Cut." And he listens, as she began to look again.
"You know, you should be careful. I don't think the elvish way bread ((I CAN'T FIND HOW TO SPELL IT!)) has kicked in yet." Legolas said, handing her a piece of the apple.
"Shut up." She said, pulling at a map. She stuffed the whole piece of the apple into her mouth, and made a sour face. "There is core." She said, and spit out some of it.
"There can't be, I just started cutting it!" Legolas whined.
"There is." She said, and looked down at her map. "Wonder where we are."
~*~*~*~*~*~*
Pippin was hungry, Rei haven't let them stop since breakfast, and it was time for Luncheon! He had missed a meal! Or two! He was being to forget! "Rei! Can't we stop for Luncheon?" he cried, forgetting to raise his hand, and be called on.
Rei looked at him funny. "You can miss Luncheon," She said, an eyebrow rising. "And you can handle it, don't try to get out of it like you did with the damn breakfast. You can handle it, because I can." She said, and was walking faster, just to work Pippin harder.
She wanted to run into Kazuko or Lin, sometime soon, and this was only way to do it. Make the hobbits work. That was the way it had to, and was with her. She was beginning to hate this whole damn place, and wanted back home, with her family, computer, and T.V. This was too much, for any fan going though the whole damn quest.
She feel something hard hit her shoulder, and realized it was a person.
"HEY YOU!" She began, then stop.
Pippin snapped out a "Hi hiya!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*
Lin flipped under Shelob, and stabbed up wards. Something fell out of her pack, a copy of the Two Towers. The Spider disappear into the shallows, screaming. There were voices, voices that Lin couldn't name. At first, anyways, then she placed who they were, Kazuko and Rei.
"I can't believe it!" Rei started, "You are alive Kazoo!"
"And so are you!" Kazuko said.
There was one problem, they couldn't heard Lin, as she picked up her book, "Kazuko? Rei? Can you heard me?" she asked aloud.
~*~*~*~*~*~*
Rei hugged Kazuko for about the fifth time. "It is so nice to be around a girl again! And not just the damn hobbits!"
Kazuko nodded, "Same here, with out the hobbits."
"So, Aragorn." Rei started.
"Our Brave leader." Kazuko added, rolling her eyes.
"What?" Aragorn answered, not noticing Kazuko.
"Where we going?" She asked.
"The paths of the dead, unless you want to go with the riders of Rohan."
"You don't, trust me." Kazuko intrejeted.
"Yeah," Aragorn agreed.
Rei began to dig into Kazuko's backpack. "Hey, you have the copy of the Return of the King right?"
"I should." She said, "Why?"
"Well, I want to check up with this Path o' Dead thing." She answered, pulling it out. "Here it is." She said, and because to flip though the pages.
A voice come from the pages, sounding like Frodo. "Lin, it could have been your, well, mind." It said.
"What would be?" Rei asked aloud.
"SEE! It speaks!" Sam called, "And we all can-" Rei slamed the book shut.
"Is it just me or have I lost it?" She asked. Merry threw his arm over her shoulder.
"It's not you," He said.
Kazuko started to giggle, and Legolas looked confused, "I thought she didn't like to be touched." He whisper to Kazoo.
"She doesn't and that is the funny part!" She giggled.
Rei smiled for a second, then grabbed Merry's arm. She slowly lifted it off and flipped him off. "YOU ASS!" She snapped, then grabbed Kazoo's Jthm comics. "I will be back in a hour." She said, "Don't follow."
~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Okay, okay. The book speaks." Frodo said, leading back on the cave wall behind him. "Just pass me, what every we are eating." He asked, a hand reaching out. Somehow, they had found food in one of the packs.
Sam hand him some potatoes, "Well, that all it has to be." He answered, and Lin grined.
"And you all thought I couldn't kill that overgrown spider with a stick. HA!" She said, laughing.
Sam rolled his eyes, "Well, it was close, and we thought you have plum lost it."
"Me, lost it. Come on, don't make me laugh."
"Well, you did have us going for a while, thinking you were turning into Kazoo, trying to kill Gollum, trying to do it again. "Frodo started.
"Well, fine, so I was getting close to."
"Close my ass, you were and you know it."
"Shut up!" Lin snapped and threw a rock at Frodo, who ducked.
The cave began to shake, and what sound like orcs came in from the outside.
A small earthquake began to happen.
Lin began to think the whole world was going to hell, and there was nothing she could do about it. Which was about right.
~*~*~*~*~*~*
Kazuko and Rei threw their packs over their shoulders, and looked around. "You think we will have to walk?"
"Probably. I just want to know where the hot elf brothers are."
"What?"
"You know, the twins. Fuck, what were their names?"
"I unno."
A/n: and IT ENDS!
Okay, so it has been a while, but look, I just need a brake. A long one.
This chapter was brought to you by, Legolas's hair gel, which kepts your hair flat.
Next Chapter: The books that talk. Lin loses it more. I KNOW I KNOW! MAIL TIME!
Chapter 10- Anywhere but here. GET OUT OF MY WAY! As you can see, She is very stupid, and yes, I know you heard me.
A/N: Sorry, been busy!
Kazuko looked around the field they were in. Where the hell was she? She looked around in her backpack, with Legolas watching. She hand him an apple and said one word, "Cut." And he listens, as she began to look again.
"You know, you should be careful. I don't think the elvish way bread ((I CAN'T FIND HOW TO SPELL IT!)) has kicked in yet." Legolas said, handing her a piece of the apple.
"Shut up." She said, pulling at a map. She stuffed the whole piece of the apple into her mouth, and made a sour face. "There is core." She said, and spit out some of it.
"There can't be, I just started cutting it!" Legolas whined.
"There is." She said, and looked down at her map. "Wonder where we are."
~*~*~*~*~*~*
Pippin was hungry, Rei haven't let them stop since breakfast, and it was time for Luncheon! He had missed a meal! Or two! He was being to forget! "Rei! Can't we stop for Luncheon?" he cried, forgetting to raise his hand, and be called on.
Rei looked at him funny. "You can miss Luncheon," She said, an eyebrow rising. "And you can handle it, don't try to get out of it like you did with the damn breakfast. You can handle it, because I can." She said, and was walking faster, just to work Pippin harder.
She wanted to run into Kazuko or Lin, sometime soon, and this was only way to do it. Make the hobbits work. That was the way it had to, and was with her. She was beginning to hate this whole damn place, and wanted back home, with her family, computer, and T.V. This was too much, for any fan going though the whole damn quest.
She feel something hard hit her shoulder, and realized it was a person.
"HEY YOU!" She began, then stop.
Pippin snapped out a "Hi hiya!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*
Lin flipped under Shelob, and stabbed up wards. Something fell out of her pack, a copy of the Two Towers. The Spider disappear into the shallows, screaming. There were voices, voices that Lin couldn't name. At first, anyways, then she placed who they were, Kazuko and Rei.
"I can't believe it!" Rei started, "You are alive Kazoo!"
"And so are you!" Kazuko said.
There was one problem, they couldn't heard Lin, as she picked up her book, "Kazuko? Rei? Can you heard me?" she asked aloud.
~*~*~*~*~*~*
Rei hugged Kazuko for about the fifth time. "It is so nice to be around a girl again! And not just the damn hobbits!"
Kazuko nodded, "Same here, with out the hobbits."
"So, Aragorn." Rei started.
"Our Brave leader." Kazuko added, rolling her eyes.
"What?" Aragorn answered, not noticing Kazuko.
"Where we going?" She asked.
"The paths of the dead, unless you want to go with the riders of Rohan."
"You don't, trust me." Kazuko intrejeted.
"Yeah," Aragorn agreed.
Rei began to dig into Kazuko's backpack. "Hey, you have the copy of the Return of the King right?"
"I should." She said, "Why?"
"Well, I want to check up with this Path o' Dead thing." She answered, pulling it out. "Here it is." She said, and because to flip though the pages.
A voice come from the pages, sounding like Frodo. "Lin, it could have been your, well, mind." It said.
"What would be?" Rei asked aloud.
"SEE! It speaks!" Sam called, "And we all can-" Rei slamed the book shut.
"Is it just me or have I lost it?" She asked. Merry threw his arm over her shoulder.
"It's not you," He said.
Kazuko started to giggle, and Legolas looked confused, "I thought she didn't like to be touched." He whisper to Kazoo.
"She doesn't and that is the funny part!" She giggled.
Rei smiled for a second, then grabbed Merry's arm. She slowly lifted it off and flipped him off. "YOU ASS!" She snapped, then grabbed Kazoo's Jthm comics. "I will be back in a hour." She said, "Don't follow."
~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Okay, okay. The book speaks." Frodo said, leading back on the cave wall behind him. "Just pass me, what every we are eating." He asked, a hand reaching out. Somehow, they had found food in one of the packs.
Sam hand him some potatoes, "Well, that all it has to be." He answered, and Lin grined.
"And you all thought I couldn't kill that overgrown spider with a stick. HA!" She said, laughing.
Sam rolled his eyes, "Well, it was close, and we thought you have plum lost it."
"Me, lost it. Come on, don't make me laugh."
"Well, you did have us going for a while, thinking you were turning into Kazoo, trying to kill Gollum, trying to do it again. "Frodo started.
"Well, fine, so I was getting close to."
"Close my ass, you were and you know it."
"Shut up!" Lin snapped and threw a rock at Frodo, who ducked.
The cave began to shake, and what sound like orcs came in from the outside.
A small earthquake began to happen.
Lin began to think the whole world was going to hell, and there was nothing she could do about it. Which was about right.
~*~*~*~*~*~*
Kazuko and Rei threw their packs over their shoulders, and looked around. "You think we will have to walk?"
"Probably. I just want to know where the hot elf brothers are."
"What?"
"You know, the twins. Fuck, what were their names?"
"I unno."
A/n: and IT ENDS!
Okay, so it has been a while, but look, I just need a brake. A long one.
This chapter was brought to you by, Legolas's hair gel, which kepts your hair flat.
Next Chapter: The books that talk. Lin loses it more. I KNOW I KNOW! MAIL TIME!