Don't play with the Toaster
Chapter one-What is going on here!
A/n: I can't believe it has taken me this long to write this one! And didn't feel like making a new story to go with it, so I just added it to Ladies of the ring. It made since that the time. After all, it's the same story, just a new part of it.
Kazuo when up the stairs to her apartment, her heart sank. She hasn't been able to get that new job at the theater across town. They wanted someone with more of a bounce to them. Meaning they didn't want someone with a tongue ring, but that didn't bother Kazuo, it not like she as wasn't a virgin. She whipped out her keys, and began to unlock the door. She paused at a sound that she couldn't name; sounding like someone just screamed fuck you at another. The sounds of the door below opened, and a woman began to yell. Kazuo rolled her eyes, and opened her door.
She closed the door, whipped the deadbolt shut, and dropped her bag on the floor beside her feet. She slipped off her shoes, and brushed the light on with her hand. She looked over at her cat, which was curled up sleeping in her lazy boy. She passed by him, scratched behind his ear, which woke him up. He meowed, and hissed at her. "Fine." Said, "See if I will feed you now." At the word 'feed', he began to rub on the lazy boy, and purred. "Fine, you win. Get in the Kitchen."
The Cat ran into the other room, its tail sticking up in the air happily. Kazuo just sighed, and picked up the phone. She dialed the numbers that she knew so well, and pressed it to her ear. "Hello?" A Fuamiar voice said.
"Momma Lin," She started, "I didn't get it. They wanted someone with more, let see, bounce as they put it." She grabbed a pen, and began to draw on the pad of paper that was sitting next to the phone's base.
"That suck, zuo, you alright?"
"I think it was my tongue ring that did it. Why is it that when I get it, everyone thinks I am a slut? I have barely dated, let alone slept with someone." Kazuo looking into the darkness in her hallway, something moving in the corner, near her bedroom. She paused, and lend around the corner to look into the kitchen, and there was her cat who was looking at her, wanting his food. "Lin, give me a second, would ya?" She sat the phone and walked down the hall a little. She grabbed the bat from the coat rack, as she paced by.
"Gees, where the hell are we?" A voice said. It was something that sounds like she had heard it before, but it couldn't have been. Kazuo had never been in a robbery before, and now her mind was racing.
'There was eight, no, nine of them.' Her mind told her, 'They are planning to take everything you have, and your hamster, Jill, is in there!'
There was someone standing in the doorway of her bedroom, which she smacked on the back with bat, knocking him out. The body skin to the floor, she flicked the light on. There was a group gasp, as she stared into the eyes of the fellowship, save the dead one, and the one known as King, who was now in a happy dream on the floor.
Legolas stepped over Aragorn's body, and looked hard at this girl who was standing with a bat still in hand. He reached out, and touched her cheek. "KAZOO!" He about shouted, "Look what you did to Aragorn!" He pointed to the body of him, and glared at her. "I have to take him back to Arwen in one piece!"
Kazuo turned a green color, causing Legolas to move out of her way, as she passed out on top of Aragorn.
~*~*~*~*~*
Lin banged on Kazuo's door, Rei by her side. "I can't believe this, she never came back to the phone, and I wasn't sure what to do." She said, turning to the window next to the door, and unclipping the screen. Kazuo usually had this window opened during the summer, and the screen had broken down long before she moved in. Lin climbed in through the window, and when out to let Rei in. The lights where all out, and everything was where it should be, and it was clean. All those things were unusually, unusually.
"This is a little odd." Lin said, unlocking the door, and then flicking on the lights. There was the fellowship of the ring, minus Boromir, who had kicked the bucket a while back. "Okay.. Rei," Lin asked, dumbfounded, "Are you seeing what I am seeing?"
"Aragorn is eagle spread on the couch, Kazuo looks like she was smacked in the head with a sword, and the hobbits are staring at us like we have grow two heads?" Lin nodded, "Yeah, then we are seeing the same thing. Now can someone tell me what the hell is going on here?"
Gandalf stood up, taking a bow, "Well, it's a long story that starts when-"
"In short version, Gandalf screwed up." Pippin said, calmly. There was a loud wooded thump noise, and Pippin was left grabbing his head.
Kazuo pointed to her forehead, "Passed out, landed on Aragorn's sword."
"And he-"
"Was knocked out by me." Kazuo said, "Baseball bat to the back of the head. I think he is going to be about as pissed as a Bat out of hell. Hopefully he is having a good dream right now."
"Like?" Rei asked, and everyone paled, "You are right, we shouldn't think about that. So, what should we do now?"
"Well, they all can't stay with me." Kazuo started, "I only have enough room for three more people."
"Only two." Rei said, taking a seat in the lazy boy.
"I will take the last three then." Lin said, "So, who getting who?"
"I am not taking them," Kazuo said, pointing to Pippin and Merry, "Sadly, I don't trust them at all."
"I will, I know how their minds work." Rei said, and Merry and Pippin got hopeful, "And, Pip, Merry, don't even think about it. It's not going to happen." They lost their hopeful looks.
"Where are the others going?" Kazuo said, holding a bag of ice to her head.
Aragorn popped right up. "Mmmmmmmm.. I have to use the little King room," He said, in a child-like voice.
The girls all paled. Kazuo looked at Lin, who looked at Rei. Rei just shrugged, "Someone has got to. . well, explain to him how things work in our time."
A/n: Well, that different.. And have you missed me, Fans of Ladies of the ring?
Come to Gondor's House of Healers for a spa you will never forget, and live to remember!
Chapter one-What is going on here!
A/n: I can't believe it has taken me this long to write this one! And didn't feel like making a new story to go with it, so I just added it to Ladies of the ring. It made since that the time. After all, it's the same story, just a new part of it.
Kazuo when up the stairs to her apartment, her heart sank. She hasn't been able to get that new job at the theater across town. They wanted someone with more of a bounce to them. Meaning they didn't want someone with a tongue ring, but that didn't bother Kazuo, it not like she as wasn't a virgin. She whipped out her keys, and began to unlock the door. She paused at a sound that she couldn't name; sounding like someone just screamed fuck you at another. The sounds of the door below opened, and a woman began to yell. Kazuo rolled her eyes, and opened her door.
She closed the door, whipped the deadbolt shut, and dropped her bag on the floor beside her feet. She slipped off her shoes, and brushed the light on with her hand. She looked over at her cat, which was curled up sleeping in her lazy boy. She passed by him, scratched behind his ear, which woke him up. He meowed, and hissed at her. "Fine." Said, "See if I will feed you now." At the word 'feed', he began to rub on the lazy boy, and purred. "Fine, you win. Get in the Kitchen."
The Cat ran into the other room, its tail sticking up in the air happily. Kazuo just sighed, and picked up the phone. She dialed the numbers that she knew so well, and pressed it to her ear. "Hello?" A Fuamiar voice said.
"Momma Lin," She started, "I didn't get it. They wanted someone with more, let see, bounce as they put it." She grabbed a pen, and began to draw on the pad of paper that was sitting next to the phone's base.
"That suck, zuo, you alright?"
"I think it was my tongue ring that did it. Why is it that when I get it, everyone thinks I am a slut? I have barely dated, let alone slept with someone." Kazuo looking into the darkness in her hallway, something moving in the corner, near her bedroom. She paused, and lend around the corner to look into the kitchen, and there was her cat who was looking at her, wanting his food. "Lin, give me a second, would ya?" She sat the phone and walked down the hall a little. She grabbed the bat from the coat rack, as she paced by.
"Gees, where the hell are we?" A voice said. It was something that sounds like she had heard it before, but it couldn't have been. Kazuo had never been in a robbery before, and now her mind was racing.
'There was eight, no, nine of them.' Her mind told her, 'They are planning to take everything you have, and your hamster, Jill, is in there!'
There was someone standing in the doorway of her bedroom, which she smacked on the back with bat, knocking him out. The body skin to the floor, she flicked the light on. There was a group gasp, as she stared into the eyes of the fellowship, save the dead one, and the one known as King, who was now in a happy dream on the floor.
Legolas stepped over Aragorn's body, and looked hard at this girl who was standing with a bat still in hand. He reached out, and touched her cheek. "KAZOO!" He about shouted, "Look what you did to Aragorn!" He pointed to the body of him, and glared at her. "I have to take him back to Arwen in one piece!"
Kazuo turned a green color, causing Legolas to move out of her way, as she passed out on top of Aragorn.
~*~*~*~*~*
Lin banged on Kazuo's door, Rei by her side. "I can't believe this, she never came back to the phone, and I wasn't sure what to do." She said, turning to the window next to the door, and unclipping the screen. Kazuo usually had this window opened during the summer, and the screen had broken down long before she moved in. Lin climbed in through the window, and when out to let Rei in. The lights where all out, and everything was where it should be, and it was clean. All those things were unusually, unusually.
"This is a little odd." Lin said, unlocking the door, and then flicking on the lights. There was the fellowship of the ring, minus Boromir, who had kicked the bucket a while back. "Okay.. Rei," Lin asked, dumbfounded, "Are you seeing what I am seeing?"
"Aragorn is eagle spread on the couch, Kazuo looks like she was smacked in the head with a sword, and the hobbits are staring at us like we have grow two heads?" Lin nodded, "Yeah, then we are seeing the same thing. Now can someone tell me what the hell is going on here?"
Gandalf stood up, taking a bow, "Well, it's a long story that starts when-"
"In short version, Gandalf screwed up." Pippin said, calmly. There was a loud wooded thump noise, and Pippin was left grabbing his head.
Kazuo pointed to her forehead, "Passed out, landed on Aragorn's sword."
"And he-"
"Was knocked out by me." Kazuo said, "Baseball bat to the back of the head. I think he is going to be about as pissed as a Bat out of hell. Hopefully he is having a good dream right now."
"Like?" Rei asked, and everyone paled, "You are right, we shouldn't think about that. So, what should we do now?"
"Well, they all can't stay with me." Kazuo started, "I only have enough room for three more people."
"Only two." Rei said, taking a seat in the lazy boy.
"I will take the last three then." Lin said, "So, who getting who?"
"I am not taking them," Kazuo said, pointing to Pippin and Merry, "Sadly, I don't trust them at all."
"I will, I know how their minds work." Rei said, and Merry and Pippin got hopeful, "And, Pip, Merry, don't even think about it. It's not going to happen." They lost their hopeful looks.
"Where are the others going?" Kazuo said, holding a bag of ice to her head.
Aragorn popped right up. "Mmmmmmmm.. I have to use the little King room," He said, in a child-like voice.
The girls all paled. Kazuo looked at Lin, who looked at Rei. Rei just shrugged, "Someone has got to. . well, explain to him how things work in our time."
A/n: Well, that different.. And have you missed me, Fans of Ladies of the ring?
Come to Gondor's House of Healers for a spa you will never forget, and live to remember!