Don't play with the Toaster
Chapter Two-What did you do?!
A/N: BOO
Aragorn looked at each girl, whose mouths hung open, not sure what to say. Lin hiccupped, Rei stared, and Kazuko just looked at her feet. "Mmm.Aragorn, I have to tell you that a lot of things have changed, since your time, and-" Kazoo started, then stopped, not sure how to explained what he have to do.
"What? All that matters is that I get to pee." Aragorn stated, and watched the color drain from the girls' faces. "Right?"
"Well, you will, but-"
"But? Legolas, why did she say but?" A few seconds later, Aragorn was staring into the toilet. "How the hell do I use that?" He asked, wide eyed.
Rei smiled, and patted him on the shoulder, "That is what you and Legolas get to figure out together!" She said, shoving Legolas though the doorway, and Kazuko shut it. The three pushed themselves up against the door, as Legolas banged on it.
"Why me?" He yelled, as Aragorn just watched him, somewhat surprised. After a few, he turned to Aragorn, pushing some of his hair out of his face. "Well.. there has to be something about this thing that.well.does something."
Aragorn looked at the roll of toilet paper, "What you think this is?"
"I don't know, Aragorn, I just don't know."
~*~*~*~*~*~
Rei turned her head to Lin, "You think once they figure it out, and they can explain it's to the others?"
"Maybe we should get them so baby potty training books." Kazuko said, and got ignored.
"Hopeful, I don't know about you, but I want potty trained fellowship members." Lin asked, "How about we leave Gimli and the other to in the bathroom for Kazuko, I will take Gandalf, Sam and Frodo, like some packaged deal."
"So I get Merry and Pippin? That not very fair." Rei said. Merry winked at her, and she raised an eyebrow. "Something tells me that I am not going to have to much fun."
Lin whispered in Rei's ear this, "Just pretend you have a boyfriend, they will leave you alone."
"And where I am going to get one of those?"
"One of the guys at the theater," Lin answered.
"Lin, they are gay. And they are dating. Each other." Rei snapped.
"They are still Actors."
Rei sighed, and picked up the remote, which was sitting on the floor. She turned on the T.V and sent all the fellowship members that were still in the room into the air. Frodo was the first brave one to reach out and touch the screen. "Don't even think about it. You can't touch him, he's not there."
Frodo jerked his hand back after getting his hair to stand on it. Shock from anything other than a carpet was too much from anyone from middle earth.
Legolas and Aragorn returned from their to close for comfort audient, and climbed up on the couch next to Sam and Gimli. There was a long pause, until Aragorn said one thing, "Who the hell is that?" He asked, pointing to someone on the screen.
"That Viggo." Kazuko said, through her bit of popcorn. "Mortensen." There was another pause. "Why?"
"What is with his hair.. it's so.so."
"Girly?" Kazuko said, (Don't look at me like that, I like Viggo, he's cool) "Yeah, he played you in the Lord of the rings movie..hehehehe."
"That thing-"
"Hey, Viggo is cool, he paints, and writes poems.and..and.takes pictures! He is male, so use the him, he, or his pronoun when speaking about him. We do it with you."
"So? That not manly at all!"
"You wouldn't know manly if it bite you on the ass." Legolas began to rub his templates, and Aragorn and Kazoo growled at each other. They began to go into a staring contest, and no one seemed to care.
"So, Legolas, did you have fun with Aragorn in the bathroom?"
"I have one thing to say. Wet."
"The toilet or the tub?"
"I think both.."
"I see. You cleaned right?"
"With a towel, yes. I never want to have to be that close to Aragorn again. I mean it."
Rei nodded, "You will explained to the others right?"
"DAMNIT!!!" Aragorn shouted, "How dare you beat me!!"
"Yeah," Legolas said, "I will. Please tell me I don't have to live with that?"
"I say the same thing every day."
A/n:.Well.I'm back...
The Fellowship's Punk boys, been rocking Middle Earth since the third Age.
Chapter Two-What did you do?!
A/N: BOO
Aragorn looked at each girl, whose mouths hung open, not sure what to say. Lin hiccupped, Rei stared, and Kazuko just looked at her feet. "Mmm.Aragorn, I have to tell you that a lot of things have changed, since your time, and-" Kazoo started, then stopped, not sure how to explained what he have to do.
"What? All that matters is that I get to pee." Aragorn stated, and watched the color drain from the girls' faces. "Right?"
"Well, you will, but-"
"But? Legolas, why did she say but?" A few seconds later, Aragorn was staring into the toilet. "How the hell do I use that?" He asked, wide eyed.
Rei smiled, and patted him on the shoulder, "That is what you and Legolas get to figure out together!" She said, shoving Legolas though the doorway, and Kazuko shut it. The three pushed themselves up against the door, as Legolas banged on it.
"Why me?" He yelled, as Aragorn just watched him, somewhat surprised. After a few, he turned to Aragorn, pushing some of his hair out of his face. "Well.. there has to be something about this thing that.well.does something."
Aragorn looked at the roll of toilet paper, "What you think this is?"
"I don't know, Aragorn, I just don't know."
~*~*~*~*~*~
Rei turned her head to Lin, "You think once they figure it out, and they can explain it's to the others?"
"Maybe we should get them so baby potty training books." Kazuko said, and got ignored.
"Hopeful, I don't know about you, but I want potty trained fellowship members." Lin asked, "How about we leave Gimli and the other to in the bathroom for Kazuko, I will take Gandalf, Sam and Frodo, like some packaged deal."
"So I get Merry and Pippin? That not very fair." Rei said. Merry winked at her, and she raised an eyebrow. "Something tells me that I am not going to have to much fun."
Lin whispered in Rei's ear this, "Just pretend you have a boyfriend, they will leave you alone."
"And where I am going to get one of those?"
"One of the guys at the theater," Lin answered.
"Lin, they are gay. And they are dating. Each other." Rei snapped.
"They are still Actors."
Rei sighed, and picked up the remote, which was sitting on the floor. She turned on the T.V and sent all the fellowship members that were still in the room into the air. Frodo was the first brave one to reach out and touch the screen. "Don't even think about it. You can't touch him, he's not there."
Frodo jerked his hand back after getting his hair to stand on it. Shock from anything other than a carpet was too much from anyone from middle earth.
Legolas and Aragorn returned from their to close for comfort audient, and climbed up on the couch next to Sam and Gimli. There was a long pause, until Aragorn said one thing, "Who the hell is that?" He asked, pointing to someone on the screen.
"That Viggo." Kazuko said, through her bit of popcorn. "Mortensen." There was another pause. "Why?"
"What is with his hair.. it's so.so."
"Girly?" Kazuko said, (Don't look at me like that, I like Viggo, he's cool) "Yeah, he played you in the Lord of the rings movie..hehehehe."
"That thing-"
"Hey, Viggo is cool, he paints, and writes poems.and..and.takes pictures! He is male, so use the him, he, or his pronoun when speaking about him. We do it with you."
"So? That not manly at all!"
"You wouldn't know manly if it bite you on the ass." Legolas began to rub his templates, and Aragorn and Kazoo growled at each other. They began to go into a staring contest, and no one seemed to care.
"So, Legolas, did you have fun with Aragorn in the bathroom?"
"I have one thing to say. Wet."
"The toilet or the tub?"
"I think both.."
"I see. You cleaned right?"
"With a towel, yes. I never want to have to be that close to Aragorn again. I mean it."
Rei nodded, "You will explained to the others right?"
"DAMNIT!!!" Aragorn shouted, "How dare you beat me!!"
"Yeah," Legolas said, "I will. Please tell me I don't have to live with that?"
"I say the same thing every day."
A/n:.Well.I'm back...
The Fellowship's Punk boys, been rocking Middle Earth since the third Age.