Don't play with the Toaster
Chapter Four-The hamsters story.. Part one
A/M: I promise you that no hamsters where hurt in this fan fic. And don't think to hard about this chapter folks. And there are two things I am in need of, and that is this, I would Love fan art for these, and any ideas that you all have, I am more than happy to add, as long as it doesn't deal with anyone falling in love with anyone. That is just stupid, and uncalled for, at else in my mind. I don't want to make this a love story.I find most annoying as is..
A few hours before the call that shook up this phone called that would change their lives forever, Aragorn and Legolas were poking around Kazuko's apartment, looking for anything mildly interesting. They found something in her closest that shocked them both. "IT'S THE GIRLY MAN!" Aragorn shouted.
"Well.. I wouldn't say that girly.he is wearing.. a.what would you call that?" Legolas said, turning his head, Nibbles on his shoulders. (That the hamster's name, for you stupid people out there.)
"I don't know. But why would Kazuko have that in there?"
"Maybe she didn't want anyone to see it." Legolas said, and moved the door, and gasped in surprise. "LOOK!"
"Oh my.what is that?"
"It looks like you.. only that you are wearing a really gray, ugly tunic thing." He said, petting Nibbles on the head, and looked. "And you don't have a beard anymore.definably not you at all."
"Shut up you elf." Legolas gasped, and Aragorn grinned at his statement. There was a pause. "Legolas, where is Nibbles?"
Legolas looked at his shoulder and gasped. "OH DEAR! We have to find my friend!" he sobbed, grabbing on to Aragorn.
"Look, Legolas, it's a hamster."
"IT'S MY FRIEND!"
"Okay, Okay, stay clam." Aragorn said, looking for something to help them catch the small creature. That when his eyes caught the vacuum cleaner. "Hey, Gimli," He called into the other room, "Do you have any clue what Kazoo said about working this?"
Gimli turned off the TV with a grunt and came in. "What do you need it for?" He asked, and watched as Aragorn and Legolas wrestled to get it out of the closet. "I shouldn't ask, should I?"
"No, you shouldn't, just show us how to turn it on."
Now, to the phone call.
"ARAGORN! HAMSTER! VA-CUM!"
"Legolas, slowly down." Lin said, still trying to work out what he had said.
"ARAGORN! THE HAMSTER! OH VALAR THE HAMSTER!" There was the sound of a fight on the other side, and Lin raised an eyebrow.
"Okay, we sucked Kazoo's hamster in the va-cum cleaner. What should we do?"
Lin was dumb-founded, after all, she had never even thought of something like that happening. "And?"
"We killed it." There was a shout of I didn't help in anyway from a dwarf, who was hushed. "What should we do?"
"Okay," Lin said, rubbing her forehead, glad she had just sent Kazoo out of the room. "You killed Kazoo's hamster?"
"Yes."
"She is gonna kill you. There is no way around that. Do you have the body?"
"Yes, we got it out of that devil machine."
"Okay, did you clean up afterwards?"
Aragorn looked over at the mess that was all over the living room. "Working on it. Legolas, clean up."
"Okay.Well, Kazoo is still gonna kill you, but this is beside the point. You need to get her a new hamster. She has some money hidden in her underwear drawer under her thongs. (I hate you Lin, but I put it in anyways.)"
"Thongs?"
"You can't miss them, they are pink.."
There was what sounded like an other bawl on the phone, "Gimli here."
"You think you can get them to get the money?" Lin asked, wishing that she could be there to see the discovery of what thongs were." You know what, did Kazuko show you how to work the video camera?"
"I am one step a head of you, I got the whole hamster thing one tape."
"You know what Gimli, I didn't know that dwarves were that smart with things like that. Erm, I mean-"
"We are better at mining," Gimli said, beaming, "I should really help the idiots with all this. Talk to you at Dinner?"
"Sure." Lin said, and Gimli clicked off. He paused, smiled, and threw the phone at the cat who was now in his chair. The cat shot off, and took his seat. There was a show to watch now.
Aragorn and Legolas had the drawer of Kazuko undies, and were throwing them every were to find the pink thongs. "Hey, Aragorn," Legolas said, holding up the evil that was in Kazuko's drawer, "You think these are it?" He said, pulling out the green that was inside.
Aragorn smiled, taking the cash from Legolas, "I believe this is what we were looking for." Aragorn picked up the thong, "You know what, why would anyone want to wear one of these?" He asked, looking through a leg hole. "They look like they would hurt..Legolas, will you model it for us?"
Gimli, who was drinking some water at the time, about sent the whole thing through his nose, as Legolas looked like Aragorn has told him to eat his first born. "No way. There are Kazuko's.." He shifted uncomfortably looking at Aragorn through the bottom of his eyelids.
Gimli smiled, "You know, the closest Pet shop is about a mile away on Tenth Street, you better hurried if you want to get back in time for Kazoo getting home."
Aragorn and Legolas bolted out the door. Only to come back a few seconds later to pick up the directions, then they were off.
A/M: And that is the end of that chapter.. Well, I am think about making this a two-parter, only because it would be fun, and I think next chapter is going to be move with Pip and Merry, than Aragorn and Legolas, and what really happened with the hamster will come out. Any one who will do fan art for this, or wants to use the sayings, just email me, and give me some credit (that's for the sayings.I love them so much.)
Lothlorinen night-lights, to keep the bad things out.
Chapter Four-The hamsters story.. Part one
A/M: I promise you that no hamsters where hurt in this fan fic. And don't think to hard about this chapter folks. And there are two things I am in need of, and that is this, I would Love fan art for these, and any ideas that you all have, I am more than happy to add, as long as it doesn't deal with anyone falling in love with anyone. That is just stupid, and uncalled for, at else in my mind. I don't want to make this a love story.I find most annoying as is..
A few hours before the call that shook up this phone called that would change their lives forever, Aragorn and Legolas were poking around Kazuko's apartment, looking for anything mildly interesting. They found something in her closest that shocked them both. "IT'S THE GIRLY MAN!" Aragorn shouted.
"Well.. I wouldn't say that girly.he is wearing.. a.what would you call that?" Legolas said, turning his head, Nibbles on his shoulders. (That the hamster's name, for you stupid people out there.)
"I don't know. But why would Kazuko have that in there?"
"Maybe she didn't want anyone to see it." Legolas said, and moved the door, and gasped in surprise. "LOOK!"
"Oh my.what is that?"
"It looks like you.. only that you are wearing a really gray, ugly tunic thing." He said, petting Nibbles on the head, and looked. "And you don't have a beard anymore.definably not you at all."
"Shut up you elf." Legolas gasped, and Aragorn grinned at his statement. There was a pause. "Legolas, where is Nibbles?"
Legolas looked at his shoulder and gasped. "OH DEAR! We have to find my friend!" he sobbed, grabbing on to Aragorn.
"Look, Legolas, it's a hamster."
"IT'S MY FRIEND!"
"Okay, Okay, stay clam." Aragorn said, looking for something to help them catch the small creature. That when his eyes caught the vacuum cleaner. "Hey, Gimli," He called into the other room, "Do you have any clue what Kazoo said about working this?"
Gimli turned off the TV with a grunt and came in. "What do you need it for?" He asked, and watched as Aragorn and Legolas wrestled to get it out of the closet. "I shouldn't ask, should I?"
"No, you shouldn't, just show us how to turn it on."
Now, to the phone call.
"ARAGORN! HAMSTER! VA-CUM!"
"Legolas, slowly down." Lin said, still trying to work out what he had said.
"ARAGORN! THE HAMSTER! OH VALAR THE HAMSTER!" There was the sound of a fight on the other side, and Lin raised an eyebrow.
"Okay, we sucked Kazoo's hamster in the va-cum cleaner. What should we do?"
Lin was dumb-founded, after all, she had never even thought of something like that happening. "And?"
"We killed it." There was a shout of I didn't help in anyway from a dwarf, who was hushed. "What should we do?"
"Okay," Lin said, rubbing her forehead, glad she had just sent Kazoo out of the room. "You killed Kazoo's hamster?"
"Yes."
"She is gonna kill you. There is no way around that. Do you have the body?"
"Yes, we got it out of that devil machine."
"Okay, did you clean up afterwards?"
Aragorn looked over at the mess that was all over the living room. "Working on it. Legolas, clean up."
"Okay.Well, Kazoo is still gonna kill you, but this is beside the point. You need to get her a new hamster. She has some money hidden in her underwear drawer under her thongs. (I hate you Lin, but I put it in anyways.)"
"Thongs?"
"You can't miss them, they are pink.."
There was what sounded like an other bawl on the phone, "Gimli here."
"You think you can get them to get the money?" Lin asked, wishing that she could be there to see the discovery of what thongs were." You know what, did Kazuko show you how to work the video camera?"
"I am one step a head of you, I got the whole hamster thing one tape."
"You know what Gimli, I didn't know that dwarves were that smart with things like that. Erm, I mean-"
"We are better at mining," Gimli said, beaming, "I should really help the idiots with all this. Talk to you at Dinner?"
"Sure." Lin said, and Gimli clicked off. He paused, smiled, and threw the phone at the cat who was now in his chair. The cat shot off, and took his seat. There was a show to watch now.
Aragorn and Legolas had the drawer of Kazuko undies, and were throwing them every were to find the pink thongs. "Hey, Aragorn," Legolas said, holding up the evil that was in Kazuko's drawer, "You think these are it?" He said, pulling out the green that was inside.
Aragorn smiled, taking the cash from Legolas, "I believe this is what we were looking for." Aragorn picked up the thong, "You know what, why would anyone want to wear one of these?" He asked, looking through a leg hole. "They look like they would hurt..Legolas, will you model it for us?"
Gimli, who was drinking some water at the time, about sent the whole thing through his nose, as Legolas looked like Aragorn has told him to eat his first born. "No way. There are Kazuko's.." He shifted uncomfortably looking at Aragorn through the bottom of his eyelids.
Gimli smiled, "You know, the closest Pet shop is about a mile away on Tenth Street, you better hurried if you want to get back in time for Kazoo getting home."
Aragorn and Legolas bolted out the door. Only to come back a few seconds later to pick up the directions, then they were off.
A/M: And that is the end of that chapter.. Well, I am think about making this a two-parter, only because it would be fun, and I think next chapter is going to be move with Pip and Merry, than Aragorn and Legolas, and what really happened with the hamster will come out. Any one who will do fan art for this, or wants to use the sayings, just email me, and give me some credit (that's for the sayings.I love them so much.)
Lothlorinen night-lights, to keep the bad things out.