Aww, the joy of being young child the joy of the tooth fairy. The once o
so joy I got when I lost a tooth. The joy that broke my heart when I found
out that there is no tooth fairy.
We have a small cast of Characters in this short story they are:
He, he is the boy, that you will see once.
The Tooth Fairy, armed and heavily armed and crazy.
Mom, the woman you hate and the woman you are forced to love, by the
way you are her bastard son.
Dad, great now not only do you have to have to love one person but
now 2 people great. But hey he's here to help you out when mom yells at
you.
Now first of all no one in this story is based off of real people,
and how I feel about people, so with that aside lets, get this story
rolling.
On hot summer day when, your playing baseball with your dad, while your friend just sits there he is a ass. Your mommy cooking pie in the kitchen and you are batting while your dad acts like he has never played baseball before so he throws the ball really slow. At this time you start to wonder if your dad ever realized that you are 12. So you act like him and miss, then your brain comes in. "You should hit him in the balls" So you go and agree with your brain, and the pitch comes.smack right into your dads balls, he falls crying and swearing at the same time. Slurred words come out, shhiit, and awww m..m..y ball..balls. Now with you dad on the ground crying you, run when your mom comes out. You are about to get killed so what do you do? Nothing you wait and see what happens. You know what will happen, and well you look at your mother like a cow looking at a on-coming train coming at you. Then with out a hint in the world she takes out a rolling pin from behind and pop. Your on the ground, bleeding, holding your jaw, when 3 teeth fall out. You run into your room, put your teeth under your pillow, and run out of your room to wash out or bleeding craters that now live in your mouth. As you wash out you think to your self that yours mom is crazy, not only that she might end up killing you. Remember the day when you were just listening to pogo stick by System of a Down, when smash on the floor bleeding from the head, while your mom is singing a song, with a bat in her hand. Night comes and you sleep while little do you know that a small crazy fairy is coming. She flies in through your window even though you locked it last night after a dog rapper broke into your house and rapped Rover. This fairy was not the happy pink with wings and a nice wand in her hand to take away your tooth, and take it to do what not with her self. That sick bastard tooth fairy. This thing flies in with a gun in her hand smoking a joint in the other and wearing military boots. She flies up to your face with standard fairy jump jets, and puts out her joint your face. YOU SCREAM even though it is the size of a very small object it burns. For now you are Jerry the scared in the face boy by a joint. You stair at her while she aims her gun at the tooth, and boom all gone. She then looks over to you, aims and fires, a sound as loud as a small hand gun being shot at your eye. Not only are you Jerry joint scared face boy, now you are jerry scared joint face shot in the eye by a fairy in military boots. Wow that was a mouth full. Then she runs, not flies but runs, you rapped dog comes in and eats her, for he wasn't eatin' sense the rape. And now I have one thing to add, after your dog ate her, your Rover has magical Lung Beasties that come out at night and search for food. While also the fairy comes out, and flies away. Awwwwwww the great joys of being stupid, you don't care what people say about my story for I live in my own happy world.
On hot summer day when, your playing baseball with your dad, while your friend just sits there he is a ass. Your mommy cooking pie in the kitchen and you are batting while your dad acts like he has never played baseball before so he throws the ball really slow. At this time you start to wonder if your dad ever realized that you are 12. So you act like him and miss, then your brain comes in. "You should hit him in the balls" So you go and agree with your brain, and the pitch comes.smack right into your dads balls, he falls crying and swearing at the same time. Slurred words come out, shhiit, and awww m..m..y ball..balls. Now with you dad on the ground crying you, run when your mom comes out. You are about to get killed so what do you do? Nothing you wait and see what happens. You know what will happen, and well you look at your mother like a cow looking at a on-coming train coming at you. Then with out a hint in the world she takes out a rolling pin from behind and pop. Your on the ground, bleeding, holding your jaw, when 3 teeth fall out. You run into your room, put your teeth under your pillow, and run out of your room to wash out or bleeding craters that now live in your mouth. As you wash out you think to your self that yours mom is crazy, not only that she might end up killing you. Remember the day when you were just listening to pogo stick by System of a Down, when smash on the floor bleeding from the head, while your mom is singing a song, with a bat in her hand. Night comes and you sleep while little do you know that a small crazy fairy is coming. She flies in through your window even though you locked it last night after a dog rapper broke into your house and rapped Rover. This fairy was not the happy pink with wings and a nice wand in her hand to take away your tooth, and take it to do what not with her self. That sick bastard tooth fairy. This thing flies in with a gun in her hand smoking a joint in the other and wearing military boots. She flies up to your face with standard fairy jump jets, and puts out her joint your face. YOU SCREAM even though it is the size of a very small object it burns. For now you are Jerry the scared in the face boy by a joint. You stair at her while she aims her gun at the tooth, and boom all gone. She then looks over to you, aims and fires, a sound as loud as a small hand gun being shot at your eye. Not only are you Jerry joint scared face boy, now you are jerry scared joint face shot in the eye by a fairy in military boots. Wow that was a mouth full. Then she runs, not flies but runs, you rapped dog comes in and eats her, for he wasn't eatin' sense the rape. And now I have one thing to add, after your dog ate her, your Rover has magical Lung Beasties that come out at night and search for food. While also the fairy comes out, and flies away. Awwwwwww the great joys of being stupid, you don't care what people say about my story for I live in my own happy world.