This chapter is dedicated to Kaira-chan and Jeshi-chan. There such a great friends! *gives Kaira

and Jeshi a cookie*

And I do know that they are quite OOC, but this is about what they really do. So if it was in

character there wouldn't be much of a suprise then would there? Either way I'm gonna be following

Ryou today. Whos the one thats gone camera happy this time? Why Honda of course! (actually me and

Kaira flipped a coin to decide the lucky spy. ^^;;)

Either way, I'll just shut up for now and type this thing already.

rating: pg-13

warnings: alcohol and tobaco use, language, slight gore

I own no show.....XP

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Honda is walking down the sidewalk fumbling with the camcorder. "Why the hell did I get stuck

with this job? I don't even get good pay," he says while he climes to the roof and lays down on

his stomach so that he can see through the window below him. "There we go. better flip the cam

over so that hes not walking on the roof," Honda says while he fixes and focuses til the entire

living room is visable.

Soon enough, Ryou comes into the room, sits down on the couch and turns on the television before

lighting up a cigarette. "Theres bloody nothing on today...", he says before flipping through

the channels some more. He comes to a comercial for a new movie that was to be out in theaters

today. "That looks like a good one. I've got nothing better to do then sit around, so why not?",

Ryou says before going to his phone and starts to dial the Domino Megaplex. (a/n I don't know if

there is one. But in this fiction there is! XD)

After dialing he listens into the phone for a few minutes before lighting another smoke. He then

hangs up the phone and tries agian. He slams the phone down. "Damn it! Fucking phone lines out!",

he yells. This in turn, caused Honda to slip and fall from his place on the roof to the ground.

"He cursed?!O_O," Honda said in shock. "I thought he was as innocent as Yugi."

He gets up and faces the camcorder to the window to find.....Ryou wasnt there!? "Shit! Now where

did he go?", Honda said looking around in time to see Ryou stomp out of the house, slamming the

door behind him. Honda blinks, "Oh..."

Ryou gets into his truck and slams the door shut mumbling the whole way. He started the Ford

before pulling it out of the driveway. "Ah Shit! Double shit shit!", says Honda before jumping

into the bed of the pickup with a thump. Ryou, apparently too pissed to notice, mumbles just

loud enough for the camera and Honda to hear. "Been needing to get a cell phone anyway.....stupid

fucking phone line...never did anything right in the first place...fuck. shit. damn...."

After a while the pickup comes to a stop in front of Radio Shack and Ryou gets out and lights

another smoke before walking into the electronics shop. Not more then five minutes later he walks

out with a brand new Nokia phone. "It seemed bloody damn good on the comercials." he says getting

back into the drivers seat.

Honda focuses the camcorder agian to get a better view of what Ryous doing. Ryou pulls the phone

out and gets the instructions and starts to skim down the page. He blinks, open the box and digs

around inside."Theres got to be damn more then that?" Seeing that the box was completly empty,

save for some styrofoam, he throws it out the window and reads over the little instruction

booklet. "What the hell is that supposed to mean? Stupid booklet. Never trust them."Suddenly a

voice ,that we all know by now, is heard from across the street.

"Can you hear me now?...Good."

Ryou's eyes go wide as he turns and sees a guy wearing a suit and large dark-rimmed glasses

holding a Nokia cell phone. Ryou yanks on his hair in frustration. "The stupid Ra-Damned lyer!

Making me buy this fucking phone with those shity comercials of his!", he says throwing the cell

out the window. He then throws himself into the seat pouting. Deep in thouht he suddenly beams.

"I may not have any shadow powers, but I still got Four wheel drive!" Ryou says, sounding even

more like his yami then ever. He then shifts the gears on the truck and makes a U-turn in the

direction of the Nokia person. Rolling the Ford slowly towards the guy, Ryou shifts agian and

floors the gas.

"Can you hear me-GACK!" was all that the Nokia man had said before he became one with the

sidewalk and Ryou's tires. Ryou rolls down his window yells down at the bloody lump."Can you hear

me now?!" When no response came Ryou yelled a second time. "No?! Good!" Was all he said before

laughing his head off.

Meanwhile, our little spy Honda, is scared out of his whits and is extreamly pale at the moment.

Looking down at the now read sidewalk he turns the camera to face him. "Why did I agree to this?!"

He looks at the cackling Ryou through the back window. "I'm in deep shit...."

Then at that moment, Bakura comes running up to the truck. He looks down at the mess on the

sidewalk then up at Ryou. "I have tought you well. You are now almost as evil as me!" He said

with a goofy grin. Ryou looks down and grins also. "Looks so." Bakura peers into the bed of the

Ford where Honda was hiding. "Heeeeyyy Ryou. Looks like you got a fan. Good old Hornet Heat to be

exact." he says. Ryou looks back and his eyes widen.

"How long have you been there, Honda?" Ryou asked. Honda sweatdroped. "Ummmmm...Not very?" Bakura

pulls him out and into the street. "Wrong answer!" The camera fazes out to the sound of punching,

yelling, and cursing(provided by Ryou).

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sorry I haven't updated in so long! My fault! ^^;;; anyway my opinion is that this sucked. tell me

how much and if I should just quit all together. If you actually like it tell me so I can do another

chapter! But tell me who you would like me to follow, and I will do! ^__^

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