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A J. Michael Shearer Production:
Grand Theft Ham-Ham
by Jesse Shearer
Grand Theft Auto series copyright Rockstar Games
Hamtaro distributed by ShoPro
Warning:
This fanfic is a crossover between Grand Theft Auto 3 and Hamtaro. As such, the Hamtaro characters will be well out of character. Also, expect lots of coarse language and violence. If such things bother you, please turn away now. Otherwise, read on and enjoy.
Segment One: Ham-Hams at the Wheel
It was a nice spring morning when Hamtaro left his cage to go out and play. After sliding down the downspout from the eavestrough near Laura's room and pausing breifly on the dog's head, he ran off to find his friend Oxnard. When Hamtaro found no sign of his friend, he began searching with little luck. The little hampster did, however, manage to find a toy car that had been left outside and unattended.
"Maybe I can use this to find Oxie faster," Hamtaro thought as he hopped into the vehicle. "Too bad I don't know how to make it go."
After a few moments of coaxing, the car began to roll. Suddenly, Hamtaro realized that he couldn't steer his ride and it went careening into a nearby hedge. When he got out, Hamtaro saw Oxnard cowering a short distance away and decided to speak with him.
"Whatcha doin', Oxie?" Hamtaro asked as he approached the slightly larger hampster.
"Hiding from that thing you were riding, Hamtaro," Oxnard replied. "It scares me."
"It's actually kinda fun," Hamtaro explained. "Wanna help me take it to the clubhouse so we can give the others rides, too?"
"I don't know," Oxnard said. "It looks dangerous."
"Oh, we'll be alright. I think you'll like it once you try it," Hamtaro encouraged his friend. "Besides, how else am I going to convice Boss that it's safe if you don't come?"
"Well, alright," Oxnard agreed, "but I still don't think it's a good idea."
It was a tight squeeze in the car with both Hamtaro and Oxnard trying to fit in the front seat. Once they were both in, they got the car rolling again, and it was going faster than before.
"We're sure going fast, Hamtaro," Oxnard commented nervously. "Do you know how to steer this thing?"
"I'm working on it," Hamtaro answered as they quickly came upon a crow, who happened to be facing the other direction. Fortunately, the crow heard the car coming and managed to jump just in time.
"Hey, watch it, jackass!" the crow called out as the hampsters sped away in their toy car.
By the time they reached the Ham-Ham Clubhose a few minutes later, Hamtaro had almost devised a way of steering the car, meaning that if he and Oxnard leaned one way or the other the car might turn. Stopping was another matter. The hampsters had managed to turn the car to one side before it hit the base of the tree where the clubhouse was, but they couldn't stop untill they hit one of the exposed roots and broke in half across the width. Boss came running out of the entrance when he heard the commotion.
"What are you guys doing?" Boss asked his friends when he saw Oxnard and Hamtaro squeezing out of the front half of the now broken car.
"I found this toy car and thought I'd bring it here so everybody could ride it," Hamtaro explained.
"And I suppose you've got all the controls figured out and stuff," Boss said sarcastically.
"We just don't know how to make it stop yet," Oxnard said.
"It figures," Boss said. "If I help you fis that thing, will you teach me how it works?"
"Sure," Hamtaro said.
"Wait here. I think I got some tape in the clubhouse," Boss said as he turned and headed in. "Now I'll really be able to impress Bijou."
Hamtaro and Oxnard just gave each other funny looks as they waited for Boss to return with the tape.
Stay tuned for Segment Two: Retreiving Penelope!
A J. Michael Shearer Production:
Grand Theft Ham-Ham
by Jesse Shearer
Grand Theft Auto series copyright Rockstar Games
Hamtaro distributed by ShoPro
Warning:
This fanfic is a crossover between Grand Theft Auto 3 and Hamtaro. As such, the Hamtaro characters will be well out of character. Also, expect lots of coarse language and violence. If such things bother you, please turn away now. Otherwise, read on and enjoy.
Segment One: Ham-Hams at the Wheel
It was a nice spring morning when Hamtaro left his cage to go out and play. After sliding down the downspout from the eavestrough near Laura's room and pausing breifly on the dog's head, he ran off to find his friend Oxnard. When Hamtaro found no sign of his friend, he began searching with little luck. The little hampster did, however, manage to find a toy car that had been left outside and unattended.
"Maybe I can use this to find Oxie faster," Hamtaro thought as he hopped into the vehicle. "Too bad I don't know how to make it go."
After a few moments of coaxing, the car began to roll. Suddenly, Hamtaro realized that he couldn't steer his ride and it went careening into a nearby hedge. When he got out, Hamtaro saw Oxnard cowering a short distance away and decided to speak with him.
"Whatcha doin', Oxie?" Hamtaro asked as he approached the slightly larger hampster.
"Hiding from that thing you were riding, Hamtaro," Oxnard replied. "It scares me."
"It's actually kinda fun," Hamtaro explained. "Wanna help me take it to the clubhouse so we can give the others rides, too?"
"I don't know," Oxnard said. "It looks dangerous."
"Oh, we'll be alright. I think you'll like it once you try it," Hamtaro encouraged his friend. "Besides, how else am I going to convice Boss that it's safe if you don't come?"
"Well, alright," Oxnard agreed, "but I still don't think it's a good idea."
It was a tight squeeze in the car with both Hamtaro and Oxnard trying to fit in the front seat. Once they were both in, they got the car rolling again, and it was going faster than before.
"We're sure going fast, Hamtaro," Oxnard commented nervously. "Do you know how to steer this thing?"
"I'm working on it," Hamtaro answered as they quickly came upon a crow, who happened to be facing the other direction. Fortunately, the crow heard the car coming and managed to jump just in time.
"Hey, watch it, jackass!" the crow called out as the hampsters sped away in their toy car.
By the time they reached the Ham-Ham Clubhose a few minutes later, Hamtaro had almost devised a way of steering the car, meaning that if he and Oxnard leaned one way or the other the car might turn. Stopping was another matter. The hampsters had managed to turn the car to one side before it hit the base of the tree where the clubhouse was, but they couldn't stop untill they hit one of the exposed roots and broke in half across the width. Boss came running out of the entrance when he heard the commotion.
"What are you guys doing?" Boss asked his friends when he saw Oxnard and Hamtaro squeezing out of the front half of the now broken car.
"I found this toy car and thought I'd bring it here so everybody could ride it," Hamtaro explained.
"And I suppose you've got all the controls figured out and stuff," Boss said sarcastically.
"We just don't know how to make it stop yet," Oxnard said.
"It figures," Boss said. "If I help you fis that thing, will you teach me how it works?"
"Sure," Hamtaro said.
"Wait here. I think I got some tape in the clubhouse," Boss said as he turned and headed in. "Now I'll really be able to impress Bijou."
Hamtaro and Oxnard just gave each other funny looks as they waited for Boss to return with the tape.
Stay tuned for Segment Two: Retreiving Penelope!