Warp Power Studios and Theaters Presents:
A J. Michael Shearer Production:
Grand Theft Ham-Ham
By Jesse Shearer
Warning:
This fanfic is a crossover between Grand Theft Auto 3 and Hamtaro. As such, the Hamtaro characters will be well out of character. Also, expect lots of coarse language and violence. If such things bother you, please turn away now. Otherwise, read on and enjoy.
Segment Two: Retreiving Penelope:
A moment later, Boss returned with a large roll of white tape. It was just big enough to give the largest of the Ham-Hams trouble moving it on his own.
"This should do the trick," Boss said as he approached the toy car.
"I hope so," Hamtaro said. "I really liked riding it."
"How will we get it back together?" Oxnard asked.
"Simple," Boss answered. "Hamtaro gets one part, you get the other, and the two of you push them together while I tape."
"Sounds like a plan," Hamtaro agreed.
While the three male Ham-Hams were working on repairing the car, Pashmina showed up with a worried expression on her face. The other three stopped their work and went to see what was wrong.
"Penelope's missing," Pashmina explained. "I know she was still following me over by the duck pond, but I haven't seen her since."
"We should help look for her," Boss suggested.
"Can we ride our thing while we do it?" Hamtaro asked.
"I suppose so..." Boss answered.
"I don't know if that's a good idea," Oxnard commented. "Penelope's kinda small, you know."
"I can hold her while you and Boss steer," Hamtaro said. "Besides, we know where to look and the ride will make things faster."
"And I'd like Penelope back as soon as possible," Pashmina said.
"OK, lets do it," Boss replied.
A few minutes later, all three male Ham-Hams had squeezed into the car and were on their way to find the young hampster. As they swerved along their path to the duck pond, the guys accidentally ran over a squirrel's tail, which caused it to chatter loudly as it ran up a tree and began throwing acorns at them. Once they had made it past the squirrel and its acorns, they narrowly avoided a robin, who reacted loudly as well.
"There's a place you can go!" the robin shouted as the car sped past. A few seconds later, the three Ham-Hams were at the duck pond. They had little trouble finding Penelope, who was watching a flock of ducks spout gibberish at one another.
"In the Navy," one of the ducks quacked as Boss, Oxnard and Hamtaro approached their little friend.
"Penelope!" Hamtaro exlaimed as they approached.
"Auk-whee auk-whee!" Penelope chirped when she saw her friends.
"We've come to take you back to Pashmina," Boss said.
"Auk-yuu," Penelope acknoleged.
"I think she wants to stay and watch the ducks," Oxnard said.
"Eh, they're just spouting nonsense," Boss said.
"It's actually kinda soothing," Oxnard replied.
"Sail the seven seas," a duck quacked as it swam by.
"Boss is right, Oxie," Hamtaro said. "The ducks just aren't making any sense."
"Let's get Penelope back to the clubhouse," Boss said.
"Yeah," agreed Hamtaro. On the way back, Boss and Oxnard were in charge of moving the car while Hamtaro kept Penelope safe. This trip was much easier than the one getting to their friend, as the acorn-throwing squirrel had disappeared and there were no birds in their path. The problem with stopping the vehicle remained, as had become apparent when they reached the clubhouse, where they hit the side of the tree again, narrowly missing Sandy in the process. Pashmina and Maxwell were waiting nearby as well.
"Oh my god, what if you'd hit me?" Sandy shrieked as her friends got out of the car.
"Oops. Sorry, Sandy," Hamtaro apologized. "At least we got Penelope here safely."
"Thanks so much," Pashmina said. "Here's three sunflower seeds for all three of you."
"Hey, did you realize that one of the wheels is broken on this car of yours?" Maxwell asked.
"Let me have a look," Boss said. "Maybe I can fix it."
After examining the car's wheel for a few seconds, Boss decided that he would indeed be able to fix it and went into the clubhouse for some equipment.
The possibility of a third segment is under consideration pending inspiration!
A J. Michael Shearer Production:
Grand Theft Ham-Ham
By Jesse Shearer
Warning:
This fanfic is a crossover between Grand Theft Auto 3 and Hamtaro. As such, the Hamtaro characters will be well out of character. Also, expect lots of coarse language and violence. If such things bother you, please turn away now. Otherwise, read on and enjoy.
Segment Two: Retreiving Penelope:
A moment later, Boss returned with a large roll of white tape. It was just big enough to give the largest of the Ham-Hams trouble moving it on his own.
"This should do the trick," Boss said as he approached the toy car.
"I hope so," Hamtaro said. "I really liked riding it."
"How will we get it back together?" Oxnard asked.
"Simple," Boss answered. "Hamtaro gets one part, you get the other, and the two of you push them together while I tape."
"Sounds like a plan," Hamtaro agreed.
While the three male Ham-Hams were working on repairing the car, Pashmina showed up with a worried expression on her face. The other three stopped their work and went to see what was wrong.
"Penelope's missing," Pashmina explained. "I know she was still following me over by the duck pond, but I haven't seen her since."
"We should help look for her," Boss suggested.
"Can we ride our thing while we do it?" Hamtaro asked.
"I suppose so..." Boss answered.
"I don't know if that's a good idea," Oxnard commented. "Penelope's kinda small, you know."
"I can hold her while you and Boss steer," Hamtaro said. "Besides, we know where to look and the ride will make things faster."
"And I'd like Penelope back as soon as possible," Pashmina said.
"OK, lets do it," Boss replied.
A few minutes later, all three male Ham-Hams had squeezed into the car and were on their way to find the young hampster. As they swerved along their path to the duck pond, the guys accidentally ran over a squirrel's tail, which caused it to chatter loudly as it ran up a tree and began throwing acorns at them. Once they had made it past the squirrel and its acorns, they narrowly avoided a robin, who reacted loudly as well.
"There's a place you can go!" the robin shouted as the car sped past. A few seconds later, the three Ham-Hams were at the duck pond. They had little trouble finding Penelope, who was watching a flock of ducks spout gibberish at one another.
"In the Navy," one of the ducks quacked as Boss, Oxnard and Hamtaro approached their little friend.
"Penelope!" Hamtaro exlaimed as they approached.
"Auk-whee auk-whee!" Penelope chirped when she saw her friends.
"We've come to take you back to Pashmina," Boss said.
"Auk-yuu," Penelope acknoleged.
"I think she wants to stay and watch the ducks," Oxnard said.
"Eh, they're just spouting nonsense," Boss said.
"It's actually kinda soothing," Oxnard replied.
"Sail the seven seas," a duck quacked as it swam by.
"Boss is right, Oxie," Hamtaro said. "The ducks just aren't making any sense."
"Let's get Penelope back to the clubhouse," Boss said.
"Yeah," agreed Hamtaro. On the way back, Boss and Oxnard were in charge of moving the car while Hamtaro kept Penelope safe. This trip was much easier than the one getting to their friend, as the acorn-throwing squirrel had disappeared and there were no birds in their path. The problem with stopping the vehicle remained, as had become apparent when they reached the clubhouse, where they hit the side of the tree again, narrowly missing Sandy in the process. Pashmina and Maxwell were waiting nearby as well.
"Oh my god, what if you'd hit me?" Sandy shrieked as her friends got out of the car.
"Oops. Sorry, Sandy," Hamtaro apologized. "At least we got Penelope here safely."
"Thanks so much," Pashmina said. "Here's three sunflower seeds for all three of you."
"Hey, did you realize that one of the wheels is broken on this car of yours?" Maxwell asked.
"Let me have a look," Boss said. "Maybe I can fix it."
After examining the car's wheel for a few seconds, Boss decided that he would indeed be able to fix it and went into the clubhouse for some equipment.
The possibility of a third segment is under consideration pending inspiration!