Alright, I'm sorry! Don't kill me for posting so late, ok? *sheilds face with hands* Also I

appoligize that this is so short. the shortest one yet. I'm ashamed of myself. Hit me please.

Theres some nice sharp pointy darts right over there.

rating: pg-13

warnings: shonen-ai and perverted jokes.

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The camera is turned on. In front of it is Malik Istar. He frowns and adjusts it. "This is just

great. Someone's paying me to tape some sort of wedding. And do you know why? Cause I'm the only

one with a cam-corder that hasn't been burned, crushed, cut, blown up, and/or dipped in boiling

chocolate sauce by a certain yami. Im other words, hiding the camera in my sister's musuem was a

good idea."

Malik then gets up and picks up a piece of paper from the top of the coffee table. "Yup. Right

here. Says that the place is gonna be at Kaiba Manor." He shrugs and puts it back down. "From

what I know, it's Seto and Katsuya that are gonna be wed. But then agian no one tells me anything

so I could be wrong." Footsteps are now heard in the backround.

"Malik? Who are you talking to?" Meanwhile Malik pratically jumps clear out of his skin. "No one

Isis!" He turns off the camera.

Soon the cam-corder is turned back on. The scene is a hallway. Malik's voice comes from behind

the camera. "Ok, I'm inside Kaiba's house. I got bored just sitting on those uncomfortable lawn

chairs so I came in for a little look around. But now I don't know how to get out!" Malik sits

down and faces the camera to him.

"Now I'm bored agian," He stop and frowns. "Also I'm talking to no one. Just this stupid camera."

He gets up, picks up the camera, and starts walking agian. Mokuba nearly plows him over the next

minute. "Sorry!" was all that he said whil Malik sweatdrops. Getting up, he follows a trail of

cornchips, popcorn, and rice to the backdoor.

Opening the oak doors, he walks onto the lawn and sits in a lawn chair. Bakura comes up and sits

next to him.

"This sucks."

"I know."

Then a while passed till, finally, music is playing. We don't know what happens after that cause

Malik decides to fast forward on the tape afterward. But we do see when Seto starts walking down

the carpet. Turns out he's wearing a dress. It has pearls and several dimonda here and there.

Everyone is silent in awe at the beautiful and noticably expensive dress. When suddenly Bakura

stands up, wide eyed and obviously shocked.

"Oh my Ra, He's wearing a white dress!"

At that comment Seto falls flat on his face and Malik bursts out laughing. Seto gets up and turns

to Bakura, face red as a cherry. "Are you suggesting that I shouldn't?!" Seto yells. Bakura

snickers, "All I'm saying is that you should know that your not fooling anybody by wearing that."

Poor Malik, still laughing his ass off, was the only one between Bakura and Seto. In other words,

Seto crushed the camera on his way chaseing Bakura down the lawn.

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This one sucked, but it seemed better when I first thought of it. For those who don't know, the

bride wears a white dress only when she's a virgin. . This may take a few more chapters, if I

can get some ideas soon. . Either way, tell me what you think. Your my life blood!